Dagang pak malau dagang bertempat, Dagang hamba musafir lalu, Mari kita turut berdebat, Dedahkan segala tuduhan palsu.

1. Saya masih tidak puas dengan prestasi wunderkind tengku Zafrul.
He thinks he is very kleva
He spoils the atmosfiya

2. Kalau keesokan hari dia kata rundingan terus tak salah kerana dibenarkan olih FPA apa pasai hang gatai nak dedahkan dalam parlimen? Cer habak kat cek.

3. Bila dicabar supaya menyenaraikan penerima habuan rundingan terus itu, dia membisu seribu bahasa lidahnya kelu tak berkata kata. Cat got your tongue?

4. Faktanya ialah kerana 99 peratus rundingan terus terjadi dibawah pemerintahan BN. Batalkan projek tersebut. Apa nanti lagi?

5. Kalau Zafrul berani, ulanglah tuduhan tersebut diluar Parlimen. Baru anak jantan.

6. Tuduhan tersebut mencadangkan LGE dan kerajaan Ph telah melakukan salah laku.

7. Senarai yang kemudian nya dibuat olih Zafrul mendedahkan bahawa, 99 peratus rundingan terus itu dilakukan olih bn. Wah! pendedahan itu melantun kemuka sendiri. Pandai sangat lahabau ni.

8. Rupa2nya majoriti penerima rundingan2 terus itu adalah kroni bn. Elok batalkan semua projek2 tersebut seperti dicadangkan seorang matlaon umno.

9. Biarlah kerajaan masa kini mendepani tindakan mahkamah yang lama dan mahal.Bukankah itu yang dikehendaki pitbull2 umno? Having made the bed they must now lie on it.

10. Terlajak perahu bolih diundur
Terlajak kata buruk padahnya.

11. Kajang Pak Malau kajang berlipat
Kajang hamba mengkuang layu
Dagang Pak Malau dagang bertempat
Dagang hamba musafir lalu

12. Biar kita yang tak bernama ini mengajar Pak Malau Pak Malau umno yang panjang mulut, tapi pendek akal itu.

13. Antara Pak Malau yang berakal pendek tersebut termasuklah Tengku Zafrul Aziz pembilang kekacang dari MOF.

14. Sah dan nyata, mekngong ibni tongong ini tidak membaca Financial Procedure Act sebelum masuk dewan dan malas meneliti penerima2 rundingan terus itu.

15. Tidak membaca dan malas membaca merupakan standard biasa anggota2 kabinet sekarang. Apa nak jadi kepada Malaysia kita.

16. Jika 99 peratus diberikan olih BN bermakna kerajaan PH mewarisi shit dari BN. Jauh dari memalukan ph, pendedahan tersebut membuat ph harum bagai mawar.

17. Apa tidaknya kerajaan ph berhempas pulas merundingi semula kos2 tidak munasabah yang disetujui bn.

18. Ini termasuklah projek double link lembah klang yang asalnya bernilai lebih dari 4 billion. Dapat dikurangkan 790 juta!

19. Pembilang kekacang MOF.yang pandir tu, tidak pulak memasukkan kos ECRL yang dinilai asalnya, lebih dari 65 billion. Ia dirunding semula olih kerajaan PH dengan CCCC menjimatkan 20 billion duit rakyat.

20. Entah2 lebihan projek ECRL disapu olih penyamun Pekan. SPRM selidiklah segera. Kalau nak senang lagi buat macam ahli MKT cakap-batal semua 101 projek tu.

21. Itulah tanda mulut lagi pantas dari otak. Suruh Razlan bayar kos mahkamah-moga2 dia terkincit dalam seluar!

22. Apa, sebenarnya yang budak hingusan ni nak? Yang jelas dia tak ada clue apa dia buat. Orang macam ni bahaya kepada Muhyiddin. Baik buang dia.

23. Mensabotaj umno memang kena sangat pada tempatnya. Tapi memudaratkan Wak Muhyi sendiri dan geng sendiri macam menteri Doraemon,Zuraida dan Azmin apa hal? Budak ni loose canon.

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An idiot's outing in P. T. Barnum's circus.

1. If there was any financial impropriety on the part of Guan Eng when he was Finance Minister, I would gladly join others in criticising him.

2. But at the same time I would not be chorusing noises like braying donkeys in parliament without more information.

3. What I heard that day were cheap political points shouted mostly by UMNO ignoramuses. There were a lot of below the belt political points but meagre intellectual substance.

4. But that is expected from UMNO 's unrefined idiots. They are in the same coarse league of Trump 'grab them by the pussy' personality.

5. Acting as if on cue from the Pontian Banjar, the bean counter, from MOF acted stupidly.

6. So he merrily repeated the political kick in the groin, saying that 101 recipients got 6.6b financial largesse through direct negotiation, courtesy of LGE.

7. If I had never been an Adun and MP before, I will also join other mouth gapping Malaysians to accuse LGE and DAP of acting improperly.

8. Certainly I would say LGE and DAP are kong kalikong too. Dua kali lima too.

9. It's an epiphany for me, the bean counter acted stupidly or acted with intentional malice using figures that would be scrutinized and whose narration would be challenged.

10. Such behaviour is that of a political novice accustomed to being unchallenged and surrounded by subservient Uncle Toms. Now he's talking to people who can talk back and challenge his narrative. Something new to him.

11. Meanwhile, the UMNO rednecks acted with characteristic bellicosity and pugnacity shouting themselves hoarse without an iota of intellectual substance, scoring cheap political points. They rushed in like fools where angels fear to tread.

12. They were more driven by herd instinct like a herd of wildebeests. It's true when P. Ramlee described parliament as a 'sarkas'.

13. As to the unelected finance minister, let me be more blunt to him in a language a nitwit like him can understand.

14. Perhaps when he enters his wife, he likes to do it halfway or a quarter way. As Negri people say 'masuk suku'. Its not our business if he likes it that way.

15. But the narrative he gave in parliament is our business. He gave a half measure only but sat down smirkly thinking he had given a pièce de résistance.

16. Which is the infamous incomplete list of the 101 projects worth RM.6.6b.

17. Please give us the list of the recipients who got the money through direct negotiation. Its our father's money.

18. Ada faham? A complete list of the recipients. Its like the opposition asked-a list of the recipients.

19. Otherwise, he's like a cook giving us a half cooked meal. That gives us stomach indigestion. I am afraid I didn't bring my Gaviscon with me. Have to go to the toilet then.

20. Could it be the list(incomplete)he proudly repeated is the following one?

21. Then from far he looks clever, but up close he is far from clever.

22. If that is the list then he has misled parliament with malicious intent. He's in deep waters.

23. But I am sure that is not the list. Even a 1 eyed buccaneer will know it's not the list. But the bespectacled finance minister maybe seeing 4 visions.

24. He should be referred to "the what" committee, I forgot. Privileges committee, rights or ways and means. Pardon me. For having misled parliament.

25. Now that is a serious matter on his part. If I were a teacher, I would give him passing mark whereas he thinks he has scored a distinction.

26. He has joined the 'Apa aku malu' bandwagon. Being a crook is a virtue.

27. Obviously Zafrul does not read or understand the Financial Procedure Act
He therefore made the asinine statement.

28. The pugnacious MP from Pontian gave him a baited shuttlecock and Zafril smashed it into the wrong court. He proved he can be a useful idiot.

29. The question was designed to make him look stupid or it had that effect. He swallowed it hook, line and sinker.

30. Now that LGE has acknowledged giving out 101 projects through direct negotiations, Zafrul must come out with a more detailed list. Ada teloq?

31. But LGE also said that the direct negotiations represented only 1.4 percent of Total Expenditure and 4 percent of Development Expenditure.

32. Of Zafrul a friend, a Malay said this about him.

33. Zafrul tak faham dan tak baca financial procedure act...buat statement macam budak bodoh...

34. But out of all these I know now. There is a provision for direct negotiation. Now, that is a cause for concern.

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Surgeon General's warning: Winking is hazardous to your health.

1. I have learnt one thing-that we can say 1001 things before the court hearing, they don't mean anything.

2. The actual arguments will be done in court. We may not have all the facts. So we may huff and puff until we are blue in the face, the concrete roof will never fall down.

3. But all our writings complaints and aversions towards anybody served at least one thing. They stir up the emotions of reasonable men. Being reasonable men, we hope they affect the judicial fraternity too.

4. So we vigorously fan the charcoal embers to cause a lot of smoke, shake the tree, throw a lot of mud and dig up enough dirt.

5. Throwing a lot of mud includes dragging in Betty Chew who is not on trial here. So why drag her in?

6. Possibly to cast aspersions on LGE. If Betty were not LGEs wife who was then the CM of Penang would she be paid excessive legal fees?

7. If the fees were voluntarily made who are we to question it? The nasi kandar stall charges us more than 100 per cent. Don't be a sanctimonious bastard.

8. The court can prove or disprove whether the consultancy firm got any benefits from LGE right?

9.if it did not then its just casting the net wide enough to catch the fish.

10. If it's not relevant then its hilarious but damaging nonetheless.

11. Nowadays winking can be hazardous to our mental health. If I were to wink at a lady, that can be interpreted as I am asking her to come to bed with me or asking her to do something salacious.
Right? If readers have a yellow mindset that is.

12. So when LGE was said to have winked at Zarul Zulkifli he was interpreted to say yes to an offer of a bribe of 10 percent of a 6 billion project.

13. Admittedly this Malaysian Charlie Chaplin of the silent movie said he arrived at the affirmative conclusion as a result of his Boy Scout training. I suppose if you were trained as a St. John's or Sea Scout you will arrive at different conclusions.

14. Further if you were trained as a Girl Guide or a brownie you may arrive at still different conclusions. Indeed, there are so many conclusions as there are permutations.

15. I can also say that Mamu Zarul arrived at his conclusion, as a result of his wet dream or sexual mental excusions or intoxication from eating too much nasi kandaq from Line Clear, Beratoq or Kampung Melayu.

16. I say let's appoint Mamu Zarul as the interpreter for the deaf since he's so conversant at sign and bodily language. Who knows he can be the brown Jack Jason.

17. The winking may be caused by many reasons. Some dirt may have got into LGEs eye or the eye can react that way because of the coldness or LGE may be winking at the brazenness of the dark apparition appearing before him offering a bribe.

18. To me, a company which is in the habit of giving bribes to somebody, anybody ought to be banned in all business dealings. A bribe giver is as guilty as a bribe taker.

19. This case is akin to trawler fishing that sucks all the fish, big and small and all other forms of sea life into the whirlpool of notoriety. And mind you, trawler fishing is illegal in coastal waters.

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To Kill a Malaysian Mockingbird.

Apparently they recovered some cash in Lim Guan Eng’s house, quite a lot of it too.
Here it is.

 

 
1. That's how I see the prosecution of Lim Guan Eng. Comical. I was ROFL.

2. Even funnier we are asked to believe the words of a political pimp.

3. It would be interesting to see him expose his instrument in court soon.

4. I hope he's not hung like a baby carrot when he flashes his evidence in court.

5. He's the contractor of the tunnel who once bragged that he doesn't have to kautim anyone in the government to get the tunnel project.

6. The contract was awarded through open tender and commiteed by senior Penang and Federal civil servants. They too will provide evidence.

7. But for now we'll have to go on from the contractor since he is the prime actor in these charges.

8. He paid 3 Million to Azeez Rahim. He paid 100k to Halimah Saddique. He paid 100k to Nurjazlan Rahmat. Paid 50k to Zahid Hamidi's officer. He paid 500k to Nazri Aziz, UMNO's rottweiler. He also paid 500k to Rahman Dahalan.

9. My God! This man is a serial briber. And we are asked to believe in his credibility.

10. Perhaps the UMNO luminaries will be called as defence witnesses to confirm they did recieve money from this contractor.

11. By the way the contractor made these allegations in writing. Having made the bed he must now lie on it.

12. Perhaps he will regale us with tales he met LGE at fancy hotels in Penang or Kl. Mandarin Oriental seems to be the hotel of choice.

13. Over cups of kopi luwak, sushi and cigars? Perhaps a visit for a charkuat session ?

14. In the case of the UMNO luminaries there was a smoking gun. He actually paid these people and it is evidenced in writing.

15. In LGE's case there is no smoking gun. How do you put in writing, a promise to pay and a demand to be paid?

16. There may be intervening events that cancel such a promise if one was ever made.

17. Then the whole 'covenant' depends on whether the contractor is honourable and will honour his promise.

18. There are grounds to believe that he is not an honourable person. He paid the UMNO  luminaries and admitted to paying them in writing. In other words he ratted on them.

19. Surely these are grounds to doubt him. Unless the court rejects the admission in writing and rules the written admission not admissible.

20. Then that begs the question -how can something in writing is NOT admissible but something said verbally IS.

21. The contractor must come to court with clean hands. If they are muddied, then he is just the mud thrower!

22. I find it ridiculous a person who once sung praises for the Penang' government's transparency and bragged he did not have to kautim anyone now does a turnover?

23. Now he reverses his storyline and does a Benedict Arnold on his benefactors?

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The folly prosecution of LGE.

1. How do we see the prosecution of Lim Guan Eng? I am not going to say this is political persecution or the consequence of other people fanning the smoke vigorously. Nobody is a sacred cow.

2. The arrest of LGE parallels the conviction of Najib. But that's where the similarities end.

3. In Najib's case, he is already convicted. In LGE's case, he still has to be produced in court.

4. If LGE is guilty he can be friends with Najib at Sungai Buloh.

5. It depends on whether SPRM and the government have a strong case. It also depends on the quality of the prosecution team.

6. If they don't, they better get ready to be sued for a wrongful arrest and possible defamation.

7. Let's assume they think they have. Let the hearing therefore begins.

8. First the politics behind it. The prosecution seemed to be driven by the need to be seen fair. A Malayman did it, now a Chinaman must be prosecuted. Only then it's fair.

9. That seems irrational, but at the moment I have to suspend my judgment.

10. Prosecute a Malaysian Indian too, then the fairness circle is complete. We are non-racial.!

11. If they don't have a strong case be damn ready to pay for it. It may also bring the PN government down. If PH can bring the BN government down, it can also do the same to the unelected government of puffy faced Muhyiddin.

12. I hope SPRM doesn't play the role of a useful idiot to do the bidding of the PN government or appease the Malay crowd.

13. Is LGE a tax evading schemer? Do we find any money in his account? Did he go on a shopping spree in Hawaii and Rome? Check his credit cards.

14. If he doesn't have all these then any moron can see he is not the same as the gorgon Najib. Don't be a Chinese uncle Tom and say LGE is the same as Najib.

15. We would be forgiven for thinking that the case against LGE is because SPRM found 42 million or USD 2.6 billion in his account. Instead, it's based on an allegation that LGE demanded 10 percent commission.

16. Without more SPRM has handed the prosecution a weak case from the start. LGE is said to have demanded not paid yet. So he is not equal to Najib in any way.

17. When monies actually went to Najib' s account they say it's a malicious lie or fitnah. But when LGE is alleged to have demanded only, that is an indisputable fact.
Forgive me, do our SPRM officers have standard 6 qualifications?

18. So SPRM just want to play the racial equaliser and the case is just wind catching straw.

19. Then what is the aim of the prosecution of LGE? It's an exercise in futility right?

20. The aim is to tarnish the image of LGE. See the length they go to achieve this. Find something, anything to nail this LGE.

21. So the powers that-be-can say-look at this China man - he's got warts too. He's kong kalikong too.

22. Its just throw enough mud hope some will stick. Its a new game called Malaysian roulette.

23. But then we don't know what SPRM has. Let them produce the evidence.

24. So hold on to our moral high horse and see where this is going.

25. LGE has to fight this in court. If hes not guilty he walks free and sue the pants off all. If he's guilty then he can say he gave the monies to single mothers, OKU or flood victims in Penang.

26. See if we find these excuses cartoonish. Najib did these.

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