Cracks leading to split or retak membawa belah. Contrarian essays no 6

1. When t zafrul was the finance minister,in one of his speeches in parliament,he said , we are solving this problem in a holistic manner. As a economist, I said to myself,wtf is he talking about?

2. He must have learnt this term from an Ayurvedic practitioner or from Ah Beng health centre.

3. Obviously, he is not a good communicator. He was unable to make himself clearer or worse, he didn't know the subject matter he wants to talk about .

4. In other words, he's not a big deal. Even UMNO doesn't want to talk about the quality of his work other than screaming about how an ingrate he is .

5. Or that if PKR accepts the turncoat, it will create bad feelings.

6. But creating a myth about zafrul is necessary to 'crowd out' the damaging effects of Rafizis resignation.

7. A red herring is required to distract attention from the I'll effects of Rafizis bombshell.

8. What better way that to mythify zafrul in the hope, it can eclipse the Rafizi issue.

9. Anwar gave the hint. He says zafrul delivers. Followed dutifully by staments from the mucus-dripping from the nose AMK leader that zafrul has got merits .

10. To justify the eventual entry of zafrul into the wombs of PKR, but more calculated to eclipse the damage Rafizi has caused PKR.

11. In truth , the majority of PKR people do not see anything extraordinary things that are brought in by zafrul .

12. What extraordinary things can be brought in by zafrul when he is known to not convene a meeting for a full year when he was head of an UMNO division?

13. There is no value added brought in by zafrul into PKR.what he delivers and assumed value added are all exaggerated to eclipse Rafizis substantive contributions to PKR.

14. PKR is fast becoming a dumping ground for bourgeois rejects. Nurulizzah and gang has much to re educate these elements.

15. This has exposed the shallowness of PKR composition after all. Many joined PKR without knowing the philosophy of reformasi actually. It's just a chorus shout screamed by the paramount leader . And followed religiously.

16. Rather than bringing stability and calmness within PKR, zafruls entry into PKR will bring in more disarray.

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Affidavit vs counter affidavit.The truth is butchered

1. Reading between the lines, T. Zafrul seems to suggest that Zahid lied about the existence of an addendum that allowed Najib to serve the remainder of his jail sentence at home

2. Everyone seems, some of the press included wants to see a criminal freed.

3. Perhaps this eagerness is part of the entitlement mentality of a Bumi -Putera.

4. The Putera in the Bumi term is always entitled to some divine dispensation.

5. On the other hand, any Bumi in the Bumiputera term is subject to the harshness of the law. The counter affidavit by T. Zafrul, if true, is another reason why we should all boycott UMNO.

6. Not only UMNO consists of narcissistic, anarchic and prone to aggression individuals, it's leadership consists of congenital liars. Surely, that is not a party, sacred and honourable to represent right thinking Malays.

7. Unless of course, as Swettenham observed , Malays in general, are naturally untrustworthy.

8. I believed Malays in general do not deserve such reproach and negative description. As practicing Muslims, they observed fairness and truth.

9. Hence if Najib is wrong, he is wrong and deserves all the disapprobation. If Zahid is a liar, he deserves all the rejection or using a current term, boycott. 10. Only UMNO people, ' back roomed ' decency and truth. Never you trust UMNO people or those DNA-ed with UMNO values people.

11. Zafrul's affidavit would affirm that Zahid is a liar.

12. I am puzzled by one thing; why is it that some people are eager to see that what is haram, makan duit haram, harta haram be exonerated? That means all the virtuous values our parents taught us and strengthened by religion are simply discarded.

13. The zealousness to see Najib served house arrest seem to forget that the chap still got 1MDB to answer to. Or is there a conspiracy to let Najib off with another DNAA? That will surely turned Malaysia into a pariah state. Perhaps that also will be shielded behind the excuse, 'the government does not interfere with the judiciary ' ?.

14. Yes, certainly Zahid's affidavit would strain relationship with Nana Non, it would reveal that Zahid is a liar. Have we forgotten about the Zafrul affidavit that politely says Zahid's affidavit is false? Is there a law against a falsified affidavit?

15. This legal imbroglio can be resolved if everything is tabled by the AGC with the courts . Finito!

16. I have learnt this much. Don't listen to the thunder. Wait for the rain. Don't rush to conclusion into accepting what Zahid says is true . Don't say the government is hiding any addendum.

17. When wak jahid was the home minister, he said we don't have a law that provided for house arrest. Has the law been changed now that an UMNO Putera is jailed?

18. We are a constitutional monarchy. It's inconceivable that the king does anything to undermine the constitution and with it, the law .

19. Yes it certainly would strain the relationship between Zahid and Nana Non. It firstly may expose Zahid as a liar not partial to using underhanded machinations. It affirms the fatal mistake Nana Non makes, which is to invite an implacable and incorrigible enemy like UMNO to share power.

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Dagang pak malau dagang bertempat, Dagang hamba musafir lalu, Mari kita turut berdebat, Dedahkan segala tuduhan palsu.

1. Saya masih tidak puas dengan prestasi wunderkind tengku Zafrul.
He thinks he is very kleva
He spoils the atmosfiya

2. Kalau keesokan hari dia kata rundingan terus tak salah kerana dibenarkan olih FPA apa pasai hang gatai nak dedahkan dalam parlimen? Cer habak kat cek.

3. Bila dicabar supaya menyenaraikan penerima habuan rundingan terus itu, dia membisu seribu bahasa lidahnya kelu tak berkata kata. Cat got your tongue?

4. Faktanya ialah kerana 99 peratus rundingan terus terjadi dibawah pemerintahan BN. Batalkan projek tersebut. Apa nanti lagi?

5. Kalau Zafrul berani, ulanglah tuduhan tersebut diluar Parlimen. Baru anak jantan.

6. Tuduhan tersebut mencadangkan LGE dan kerajaan Ph telah melakukan salah laku.

7. Senarai yang kemudian nya dibuat olih Zafrul mendedahkan bahawa, 99 peratus rundingan terus itu dilakukan olih bn. Wah! pendedahan itu melantun kemuka sendiri. Pandai sangat lahabau ni.

8. Rupa2nya majoriti penerima rundingan2 terus itu adalah kroni bn. Elok batalkan semua projek2 tersebut seperti dicadangkan seorang matlaon umno.

9. Biarlah kerajaan masa kini mendepani tindakan mahkamah yang lama dan mahal.Bukankah itu yang dikehendaki pitbull2 umno? Having made the bed they must now lie on it.

10. Terlajak perahu bolih diundur
Terlajak kata buruk padahnya.

11. Kajang Pak Malau kajang berlipat
Kajang hamba mengkuang layu
Dagang Pak Malau dagang bertempat
Dagang hamba musafir lalu

12. Biar kita yang tak bernama ini mengajar Pak Malau Pak Malau umno yang panjang mulut, tapi pendek akal itu.

13. Antara Pak Malau yang berakal pendek tersebut termasuklah Tengku Zafrul Aziz pembilang kekacang dari MOF.

14. Sah dan nyata, mekngong ibni tongong ini tidak membaca Financial Procedure Act sebelum masuk dewan dan malas meneliti penerima2 rundingan terus itu.

15. Tidak membaca dan malas membaca merupakan standard biasa anggota2 kabinet sekarang. Apa nak jadi kepada Malaysia kita.

16. Jika 99 peratus diberikan olih BN bermakna kerajaan PH mewarisi shit dari BN. Jauh dari memalukan ph, pendedahan tersebut membuat ph harum bagai mawar.

17. Apa tidaknya kerajaan ph berhempas pulas merundingi semula kos2 tidak munasabah yang disetujui bn.

18. Ini termasuklah projek double link lembah klang yang asalnya bernilai lebih dari 4 billion. Dapat dikurangkan 790 juta!

19. Pembilang kekacang MOF.yang pandir tu, tidak pulak memasukkan kos ECRL yang dinilai asalnya, lebih dari 65 billion. Ia dirunding semula olih kerajaan PH dengan CCCC menjimatkan 20 billion duit rakyat.

20. Entah2 lebihan projek ECRL disapu olih penyamun Pekan. SPRM selidiklah segera. Kalau nak senang lagi buat macam ahli MKT cakap-batal semua 101 projek tu.

21. Itulah tanda mulut lagi pantas dari otak. Suruh Razlan bayar kos mahkamah-moga2 dia terkincit dalam seluar!

22. Apa, sebenarnya yang budak hingusan ni nak? Yang jelas dia tak ada clue apa dia buat. Orang macam ni bahaya kepada Muhyiddin. Baik buang dia.

23. Mensabotaj umno memang kena sangat pada tempatnya. Tapi memudaratkan Wak Muhyi sendiri dan geng sendiri macam menteri Doraemon,Zuraida dan Azmin apa hal? Budak ni loose canon.

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Suatu Hari Pak Pandir di Parlimen.

1. Jika ada sebarang salah laku dipihak LGE semasa dia menjadi menteri kewangan, saya akan bersama mereka yang mengkritik dan mengutuk LGE.

2. Tapi saya tidak akan ribut2 macam baghal nak mengawan tanpa sebesar zarah pun isian intelektual.

3. Apa yang saya lihat pada hari itu ialah usaha menggila soldadu2 UMNO untuk score political points murahan. Mereka dalam liga yang sama seperti Trump - personaliti grab them by the pussy. Kasar dan tidak sopan.

4. Bermula dengan soalan wak banjar dari Pontian yang memberi bola tangkis lambung, si pembilang kekacang memukul kencang nya dalam court yang salah!

5. Wah, bukan main lagi kenyataan nya disambut dengan gegak gempita oleh kaki2 pukul umno yang tidak mahu melepaskan peluang untuk menyumbat points politik murahan.

6. Sebetulnya soalan tersebut ialah satu politically loaded question dan bertujuan atau mempunyai kesan mendedahkan ketololan si pembilang kekacang.

7. Maka terdengarlah tuduhan Bagan tidak telus, jujur dan cadangan bahawa Bagan pemakan rasuah. Agaknya ini kebiasaan menteri kewangan umno selama ini.

8. Terutama matlaon dari Pekan yang berkulit tebal seperti badak itu. Ya, si amirulmusyrik tu.

9. Zafrul pun mendedahkan 101 syarikat telah mendapat peruntukan sebanyak 6.1 billion Ringgit. Dia dengan bangga nya duduk menyangka dia telah membuat suatu pendedahan yang menggoncangkan dunia.

10. Zafrul macam pak sonto loyo. Dia membuat kesilapan seorang politikus hingusan yang tidak dipilih rakyat. Tidak dipilih, bermakna dia tidak tahu sepak terajang politik.

11. Kali ini dia bercakap dengan orang yang bolih bercakap kembali dan pendedahan nya akan dipersoal. Dia tidak lagi dikelilingi oleh pakturut2 membawa fail.

12. Orang Pahang bilang cakap tak semenggah- separuh2 dan tidak lengkap. Siapa yang ajar dia cakap separuh dah memadai?

13. Izinkan saya cakap dalam bahasa kebumian yang mudah difahami mamat ni.
Bila dia mengawan dengan isteri dia, dia masuk separuh atau suku? Asal dia bahagia tak kisahlah. Bukan hal kita.

14. Tapi bercakap mengenai wang negara, adalah hal kita. Cakap separuh amat pandir.

15. Tertiblah sedikit. Cakap biar semenggah. Tolong beri senarai lengkap penerima anugerah rundingan terus tersebut. Dan atas nama keadilan tolong beritahu kita berapa jumlah dan nilai projek2 rundingan terus semasa pemerintahan bn dan semasa time dia.

16. Ada faham dan ada teloq? Kepandaian dalam perakaunan tidak mesti diterjemah sebagai kepandaian berurusan dalam parlimen. Pandir adalah.

17. Kalau saya takde pengalaman sebagai adun dan ahli parlimen, saya pun sama menyertai mamat2 yang melopong mulut, menuduh LGE pun kongkalikong jugak.

18. Jangan jadi macam tukang2 jerit umno yang lebih dipacu oleh naluri kawanan(herd instinct). Sisa2 keintelektualan yilek dan kebenaran dibuang tingkap atau pintu parlimen. Yang penting ialah advantage politik.

19. Kita mesti siuman dan tenang meneliti maklumat yang lebih lengkap. Jangan jadi macam kaldai2 umno yang meluru masuk seperti pandir dimana malaikat pun takut masuk.

20. Malah si Cina bukit alias jinjang Joe tu telah memberi penghuraian yang lebih terperinci. Mungkin Zafrul boleh belajar dari situ?

21. Pertama dia mengaku memberi rundingan terus kepa 101 syarikat. Tapi itu diperuntukkan oleh Financial Procedure Act. Zafrul pernah dengar pasal binatang tu?

22.kedua, nilai rundingan terus itu 4 peratus dari belanjawan perbekalan dan 1.4 peratus dari belanjawan keseluruhanya. Itu tak diberitahu oleh Zafrul.

23. Dan LGE membuat penghuraian diluar parlimen. Tak benar, Zafrul boleh saman. Silakan.

24. Zafrul tidak mendedahkan semua. Dia mempunyai sebab2 sendiri. Diapun melakukan kerja setengah masak. Yang setengah masak yang saya suka hanya telur setengah masak.

25. Dia mungkin tidak melakukan apa2 kesalahan tapi apa jadi pada prinsip jika kamu memulakan suatu usaha, usaha itu mesti disempurnakan?

26. Orang yang berpeluk tubuh melihat seseorang sedang lemas tidak melakukan apa2 kesalahan, tetapi apabila dia mula berusaha menyelamatkan orang yang sedang lemas itu, dia mesti menyempurnakan usaha nya itu.

27. Bab ini tidak dilakukan oleh Zafrul. Dia telah menyertai kabilah apa nak aku malu. Tetiba menjadi crook adalah nilai yang leluhur(virtue).

28. Tapi disebalik episode ini secara keseluruhan, saya sekarang tahu bahawa melalui Financial Procedure Act, menteri kewangan boleh beri rundingan terus. Wow!

29. Bayangkan kalau jinjang joe tersebut slow talked 10 peratus. RM 600 juta beb.

30. Cer Zafrul cerita berapa nilai rundingan2 terus telah dilakukan oleh penyamun Pekan baby faced Najib Razak?

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An idiot's outing in P. T. Barnum's circus.

1. If there was any financial impropriety on the part of Guan Eng when he was Finance Minister, I would gladly join others in criticising him.

2. But at the same time I would not be chorusing noises like braying donkeys in parliament without more information.

3. What I heard that day were cheap political points shouted mostly by UMNO ignoramuses. There were a lot of below the belt political points but meagre intellectual substance.

4. But that is expected from UMNO 's unrefined idiots. They are in the same coarse league of Trump 'grab them by the pussy' personality.

5. Acting as if on cue from the Pontian Banjar, the bean counter, from MOF acted stupidly.

6. So he merrily repeated the political kick in the groin, saying that 101 recipients got 6.6b financial largesse through direct negotiation, courtesy of LGE.

7. If I had never been an Adun and MP before, I will also join other mouth gapping Malaysians to accuse LGE and DAP of acting improperly.

8. Certainly I would say LGE and DAP are kong kalikong too. Dua kali lima too.

9. It's an epiphany for me, the bean counter acted stupidly or acted with intentional malice using figures that would be scrutinized and whose narration would be challenged.

10. Such behaviour is that of a political novice accustomed to being unchallenged and surrounded by subservient Uncle Toms. Now he's talking to people who can talk back and challenge his narrative. Something new to him.

11. Meanwhile, the UMNO rednecks acted with characteristic bellicosity and pugnacity shouting themselves hoarse without an iota of intellectual substance, scoring cheap political points. They rushed in like fools where angels fear to tread.

12. They were more driven by herd instinct like a herd of wildebeests. It's true when P. Ramlee described parliament as a 'sarkas'.

13. As to the unelected finance minister, let me be more blunt to him in a language a nitwit like him can understand.

14. Perhaps when he enters his wife, he likes to do it halfway or a quarter way. As Negri people say 'masuk suku'. Its not our business if he likes it that way.

15. But the narrative he gave in parliament is our business. He gave a half measure only but sat down smirkly thinking he had given a pièce de résistance.

16. Which is the infamous incomplete list of the 101 projects worth RM.6.6b.

17. Please give us the list of the recipients who got the money through direct negotiation. Its our father's money.

18. Ada faham? A complete list of the recipients. Its like the opposition asked-a list of the recipients.

19. Otherwise, he's like a cook giving us a half cooked meal. That gives us stomach indigestion. I am afraid I didn't bring my Gaviscon with me. Have to go to the toilet then.

20. Could it be the list(incomplete)he proudly repeated is the following one?

21. Then from far he looks clever, but up close he is far from clever.

22. If that is the list then he has misled parliament with malicious intent. He's in deep waters.

23. But I am sure that is not the list. Even a 1 eyed buccaneer will know it's not the list. But the bespectacled finance minister maybe seeing 4 visions.

24. He should be referred to "the what" committee, I forgot. Privileges committee, rights or ways and means. Pardon me. For having misled parliament.

25. Now that is a serious matter on his part. If I were a teacher, I would give him passing mark whereas he thinks he has scored a distinction.

26. He has joined the 'Apa aku malu' bandwagon. Being a crook is a virtue.

27. Obviously Zafrul does not read or understand the Financial Procedure Act
He therefore made the asinine statement.

28. The pugnacious MP from Pontian gave him a baited shuttlecock and Zafril smashed it into the wrong court. He proved he can be a useful idiot.

29. The question was designed to make him look stupid or it had that effect. He swallowed it hook, line and sinker.

30. Now that LGE has acknowledged giving out 101 projects through direct negotiations, Zafrul must come out with a more detailed list. Ada teloq?

31. But LGE also said that the direct negotiations represented only 1.4 percent of Total Expenditure and 4 percent of Development Expenditure.

32. Of Zafrul a friend, a Malay said this about him.

33. Zafrul tak faham dan tak baca financial procedure act...buat statement macam budak bodoh...

34. But out of all these I know now. There is a provision for direct negotiation. Now, that is a cause for concern.

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