UMNO besar kerak. Lu siapa? Devil's advocate series no 89.

1. Keangkuhan UMNO menyerlah bila Nga kor Meng mengunmpan pimpinan UMNO.

2. NKM berkata jangan menangkan UMNO Johor. Jika menang, UMNO Johor akan desak UMNO pusat desak kerajaan bebaskan kleptocrat in chief. NKM akan letak jawatan jika itu berlaku

3. Yang pertama, peringatan supaya rakyat Johor jangan undi UMNO.

4. Yang ke2, ialah ingatan jika Johor berkerajaan UMNO, ia akan desak UMNO pusat desak nana non bebaskan Najib

5. Maka tahu lah kita bahawa UMNO merasakan dirinya diatas undang2.

6. Ia sokong undang2 jika undang2 untungkan mereka

7. NKM adalah seorang peguam. Dia tahu tidak ada hubungan UMNO Johor dengan pembebasan Najib

8. Tapi dia boleh membaca kemenangan UMNO Johor akan membuat ia mereka desak UMNO pusat desak PM bebaskan Najib

9. Hujjah sophisticated NKM manalah di fahami oleh pandir2 umno

10. Maka kita lihat dan dengar mat money-changer, fat Albert rauf serta Adolf Eichmann akmal memberi respons yang kebudak budakan

11. Yakni mengajak orang lain bergocoh serta bermusuhan. NKM di suruh letak jawatan

12. Akmal in particular, bukan dalam posisi moral suruh NKM berhenti.

13. Bukankah akmal sendiri kata oleh kerana dia orang bermoral sedangkan UMNO tiada moral, dia mahu quit.

14. Sampai sekarang dia Masih terpacak setelah akur pada PUNAHsihat fat Albert.

15. NKM boleh dengan selamaba serta buat bodoh Tanya bila akmal nak letak jawatan?

16. Jika dia buat begitu, it's equivalent to wrestling with pigs .

17. Menyatakan jika orang Johor undi UMNO, itu adalah tindakan rasional, adalah satu kenyataan yang sendiri nya tidak rasional

18. Orang yang rasional akan bertanya, apakah yang UMNO tawarkan kepada kita?

19. Tidak lain dan tidak bukan ialah buat orang melayu percaya bahawa mereka mutlak perlukan UMNO untuk terus hidup.

20. Ianya pembohongan serta fallacy hanya dengan melihat mana2 negeri di mana UMNO tidak memerintah.

21. Orang melayu terus hidup bukan?

22. UMNO menanam budaya ketergantungan kepada nya yang ia selindungi diblakang slogan ABATA.

23. Ianya sebab yang terpaling rasional menolak UMNO

24. Onn habis kata rakyat Johor mesti tolak PH sebab kerajaan pusat menyekat pembangunan Johor

25. Salah satu cara yg kerajaan pusat di tuduh lakukan ialah melarang pengujudan SEZ.

26. Hello encik, pengujudan SEZ bukanlah syarat mutlak untuk mendasari pembangunan Johor

27. Idea tersebut mesti ada merits nya. Mungkin pemangkin pembangunan yang lebih kos effective ialah mengadakan faktor2 spt good transport infra, communications infra dll.

28. Mungkin sebab proximity JB dengan Singapore buat idea SEZ tidak economically feasible.

29. Idea SEZ bukanlah ídea suka2 atau create SEZ for the sake of creating projects dan memberi illusion membangunkan Johor

30. In the final analysis, idea SEZ adalah idea bangang Onn habis

31. Itu mencerminkan Onn dan pasuka nya tidak cocok membangunkan Johor

32. Tidakkah mungkin dibawah UMNO, Johor is actually prevented from reaching a better potential?

33. Maka yang sebenarnya di perlukan oleh rakyat johore ialah kerajaan PH dan non BN parties.

34. Sebagai bandingan, negeri2 perintah PH atau bukan UMNO, muncul dengan idea2 membangunkan negeri masing2.

35. MB Selangor muncul dengan idea2 bernas membangunkan Selangor. MB N9 dengan idea2 nya.

36. KM PPinang tidak jemu muncul dengan idea memajukan PP. Abang Jo dengan idea2 unconditional nya memajukan Swak. Demikian juga dgn Sabah

37. Jangan lah Onn fixated dgn idea SEZ dan anggap ianya idea terbernas setelah makan kacang ' fool'.

38. Bila dikritik idea itu, awak melenting.

39. Habih, nak buek camno. Awak memang kurang cerdas menjadikan SEZ bahan kempen

40. A stupid does what a stupid does

41. Saya tidak akan hirau sangat kepada pandangan seorang revisionist dan seorang yang disenchanted.

42. Dan saya akan lebih tidak peduli pada surat layang dari seseorang

43. Wouldn't that make it an open racist proposition? Apa jadi jika orang Cina cadang undi calon Cina je?

Tweet

Read more...

Mengundi UMNO adalah mengundi kehancuran serta kemunduran. Devil's advocate series 88.

1. Kita tahu seorang MB UMNO ditugaskan mengepalai jentera pilihanraya UMNO dalam kawasan felda. 

2. UMNO guna strategy jentera berkampung 

3. Yakni, UMNO2 negeri meng-anak angkat sesuatu kawasan dan kempen 

4. Dalam waktu praya ini, puak2 UMNO memanjakan pengundi. 

5. Maka segala gong, gendang serunai berbunyi 

6. Maka orang UMNO pun buat sibuk. Mengecat rumah, membaiki braya, menghulur angpow, beri bola serta sepak takraw percuma, pesta karaoke etc 

7. Kempen rumah ke rumah, bantu Suri rumah dan ngorat mengorat. 

8. Semua strategy UMNO ini mesti di counter dengan strategy serupà tapi dilakukan lebih baik 

9. Hanya satu yang UMNO tak ada. Wawasan untuk Negara dan bangsa Malaysia 

10. Ini yang UMNO as ada:- 

11. Mengajak bangsa melayu bermusuhan dengan bangsa lain untuk mendapat kehendak2 nya 

12. Ia meneruskan dasar2 membuat bangsa melayu bergantung pada nya. 

13. Ia ada delusion anggap dirinya sebagai kerajaan mutlak membuli rakan2 dalam kerajaan perpaduan 

14. Mana2 parti dan pihak yang tidak selarian pendapat dengan nya didesak berhenti. 

15. Maka bila nga kor Meng bercanggah pendapat dengan nya, UMNO dengan angkuh menggalakkan nga berhenti 

16. Walhal menerima resignation mana2 menteri adalah prerogative PM dan bukan UMNO. Bukan UMNO punya, Ahmad Anwar punya. 

17. UMNO tidak ada wawasan membangunkan negara. Ia operate atas dasar zero sum mentality. 

18. Yakni bangsa melayu boleh prosper dengan mengambil hak bangsa lain 

19. UMNO tidak ada vision shared prosperity by shared responsibility. 

20. UMNO tidak ada vision inclusive society , hanya ada wawasan social divisiveness. 

21. Ia hanya ada wawasan penyatuan bangsa Malaysia dibawah UMNO hegemony. 

22. Di bawah UMNO, jalan kehadapan untuk bangsa melayu adalah dengan menunggang industry orang lain . Yakni melalui economic poaching mechanisms. 

23. Sehubungan dengan itu, UMNO tidak ada wawasan memaksimakan modal insan 

24. Ia berselindung disebalik oppression dasar pendidikan Negara. 

25. Mahukah kita percaya pada antiquated dan ancient idea, bahawa bangsa melayu yang merupakan 70% population Negara ini akan pupus? 

26. Maka rakyat Johor fikirlah dengan waras. 

27. Yakni mahukah mereka berkerajaan kan kumpulan yang tidak ada wawasan? 

28. UMNO akan hanya membawa kamu ke lembah kemarau! Title. 

Tweet

Read more...

Surveys are like a bikini, what it reveals are suggestive, what it hides is vital. Devil's advocate series no 87.

1. In my opinion only, Anwar shouldn't be elated at being installed as the best liked person in Malaysia.

2. The ' installation' was carried out by a poll/survey done by Merdeka Centre

3. He got 52% vote followed by the man with the drunken mapillay looks with 50%

4. To be included in the company of people like DJ-KJ and wak47 is an insult

5. Luckily the survey is somewhat redeemed with the inclusion of Rafizi and Dr Sam Rasputin

6. To arrive at that preposterous outcomes, I'd be better off reading tea leaves, chicken entrails or reading sliced lime in a basin

7. Those who can't see what I see will be short aged or are children out of wedlock.

8. No need to employ mathematical analyses, statistical surveys or econometric calculations

9. As my stats professor used to say, stats is like a bikini. What it reveals are suggestive, what it hides is vital

10. What it hides, which is more important is the mental fortitude and mental resolve of the PM.

11. What it has revealed is the PMs childish exuberance at being adulated and given smarmy assessment.

12. The survey/poll is preposterous because it included the macha with the drunken looks

13. DJ-KJ lost in the previous election,is not an MP, does not hold any posts in a political group and yet comes out at 50%? Blimey by Jove!

14. WTF voted for him? Tipsy people at the bar? Lawyers debating heatedly at the counter of the bar at the Selangor clubhouse?

15. If it were I,I would be happier debating who gets to date amber chia, thanuja or the saucy Joanne kam or Seremban born Joyce Chu.

16. I am reminded of what Maggie Thatcher said, if you follow the polls, you are not practising leadership but followership

17. For God's sake, Mr PM sir, you are our leader! You don't dance to the song by kumpulan boria Tanjung!

18. Henry Kissinger said you shouldn't bother with the consequences of polls/surveys, you ought to be more concerned with the consequences of your actions.

19. Another astute politician said, the only results he is concerned with are the results voter make on election day.

20. Nearer to home, lee kuan yew drove home a telling point.

21. If you govern by polls, you are a blow with the wind leader. A weathervane fellow.

22. As a leader, you create a vision and then pursue it or them with resolute determination and doggedly

23. You don't wait and be imprisoned by validation and approval of the public

24. Certainly not by social media busybodies-men who just reach puberty and still visit Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters. Plus bitchy ladies on perpetual heat

25. So Mr PM sir, don't be too mindful of the tune sung by kumpulan boria Tanjung Pinang.

26. Those who got 52%, 50% or 31% support, should be more concerned about cultivating as much support from the 48%,50% and 69% of those who disliked you.

Tweet

Read more...

UMNO is like the maid who abuses the child . Devil's advocate series 86.

1. UMNO ought to be seen as the maid who abused the child under her care. The video of her abusing the child has gone viral . That can't be AI generated. 

2. The feeling of the public is one of utter disgust and a murderous urge on the maid 

3. UMNO has abused the Malays for half a century. The most heinous abuse is making Malays BELIEVED that they depend on UMNO to live their life 

4. As dependents Malays are hapless and subject to the maids mood swings 

5. Perhaps the previous day the maid didn't get a smoochy time with the bf 

6 . Malays will never be suckered again into believing they need, depend have to rely on UMNO to survive 

7. During infancy up to 7 years, Malays trust UMNO to look after them in many ways. 

8. But in 90% of the cases it will betray the trust. Looking after Malays but with an eye for profiteering 

8b. It suppresses and oppresses Malays, pay enough for subsistence and alienates huge profits while making Malays believe they are getting bread but actually are getting crumbs 

9. How UMNO handles business is the clearest example of the alienation of not labour but profits while making Malays trust in umno. 

10. UMNO is worse than the ugly capitalist and that is a principal reason why it should be rejected 

11. Malays should reject UMNO because:- 

12. It creates the culture of dependency, betrays trust and profits from the trust, keeps Malays in perpetual bandage 

13. Do not be blinded by the slogan of ABATA. Agama, bangsa dan tanah air 

14. Do we need UMNO to certify that we are Malay, certifies that we are Muslims and teaches us how to be loyal to king and country? 

15. There are therefore rational reasons as to why we must reject UMNO other than looking at the stupid and fart faces of UMNO people. 

16. Nobody exemplifies abuse in general better than wak47 

17. First he says the decision by UMNO N9 doing what it did was an independent decision and must be respected. The decision of UMNO Johor to go solo was also an independent decision. Meaning he has no control over these petulant boys 

18. The most painful things he said we're if not for UMNO there wouldn't be a unity government 

19. If not for UMNO, brother Anwar wouldn't be PM. 

20. Abuse of trust and friendship is 2nd nature to UMNO and best exemplified in the conduct of wak47. 

21. It's an extreme form of disrespect and a person's of Anwar's stature cannot be wantonly be abused in that manner. 

22. It's clear as day what option UMNO will ultimately take. Anwar will be extremely myopic not to see UMNO going separate ways 

23. As a matter of factly response, brother Anwar must unleash a blitzkrieg of terror 

24. Expel UMNO from the unity government. Replace all UMNO ministers. 

25. Remove all UMNO appointees in GLCs and remove all UMNO ketua kampungs. 

26. UMNO with no power is like the naked man with a big belly 

27. Ignore all the ruckus coming out of FB 28. Vengeance is indeed a dish best served cold.

Tweet

Read more...

Court intrigues and the destruction of UMNO . Devil's advocate series 85

1. I am astounded at the patience and tolerance Anwar Ibrahim showed towards wak47

2. The MP from Bagan latok has repeatedly disrespected Anwar Ibrahim

3. The open defiance and condemnations by wak47 have bordered on insolence and conduct most unbecoming..

4. They seemed to have morphed into a blanket permission or carte blanche for the Javanese neanderthal to berate Anwar anyhow and at anytime he wishes

5. So he came out with fighting talks for the benefit of UMNO audience.

6. To show he's got spunk( and lots of sperm) and in control of things that are happening in UMNO. That his grip on UMNO has not loosened.

7. But things happening are not in his control

8. What happened in N9 and Johor indicate his grope on UMNO is loosening

9. There, he is basically sidelined.

10. Isn't it strange that welcoming the would be coming help from the celestial warlords is Adolf Eichmann Akmal and not IL Duce Zahid?

11. This fortifies the impression that wak47 is not in control of things

12. He's in decline while the young Turks in UMNO are ascending

13. His latest insipid plea in parit sulong asking the government to campaign fair is weak

14. In a way, wak47s fortune in UMNO depends on the outcome of the Johor elections.

15. If UMNO loses or can win only 25 seats, Zahid can claim his way of managing UMNO now is right.

16. He can then carry out a purge and whispers to Anwar to replace UMNO ministers whom he suspects are plotting against him

17. Perhaps he can say "Et tu, mat?"

18. The unholy union between the the temporal and celestial warlords , or copulation exactly, is a godsend to right thinking people of Johor

19. The people can kill off 2 vultures with 1 stone. Don't vote UMNO or PAS.

20. These 2 are preaching national divisiveness not national inclusiveness. They are preaching national implosion not cohesion.

21. It's anyone so long as it's not umm....no!

Tweet

Read more...

How a contrarian views reformasi. Part 2. Devil's advocate series 79.

1. We have succeeded in overthinking the corrupt system 

2. Installing Anwar as PM is not the final solution 

3. We have succeeded in overthrowing the old regime and rightfully installed Anwar as PM. 

4. Hurrah! Belts off pants down isn't life a scream! 

5. We have overthrown the house that UMNO built. 

6. But the structures that supported the house remained. 

7. We must now dismantle it one by one. 

8. Anwar's staying power as PM depends on several factors, not the blue pill. 

9. We shan't discuss these here as I am sure the PKR people know of them 

10. The need to dismantle the structures is the principal reason why nana non should be given another term. 

11. The first thing he should direct his mind is the culture of dependency created by UMNO 

12. The greatest scam UMNO has craftily dished to Malays is making them believed the Malays need UMNO to survive. 

13. There are therefore 2 stages in reformasi. We have accomplished the 1st. Which is the overthrow of the previous regime and rightfully installing Anwar as PM. 

14. The 2nd stage is a work in progress, the demolition of the STRUCTURES that supported the status quo. 

15. That requires another term where at least some portions of the 2nd stage are laid down 

16. The success of the 2nd stage will also depend of his team , the immediate one will be the PKR people 

17. To be honest , the 2nd stage will be more difficult with people with less than a reformasi state of mind. 

18. Some are revisionists and reactionaries. 

19. At the moment, the term reformasi is just a performative term, a slogan shouted at gatherings. 

20. Only the term is performing, uplifting the spirits. We haven't seen the deeds 

21. So if people thínk it's a matter of willing it and wishing Anwar be given a 2nd term without yourselves doing your part, go kiss ass . 

22. It's ask not Anwar be given a 2nd term just like that because you wish it, ask what you are doing to accomplish it 

23. The scam UMNO is doing is accomplished by thinking Malay economic progress will be achieved by picking and choosing a cabal of crony carpetbeggars . 

24. Then you piously hoped these coterie of chosen few, out of the goodness of their hearts will create spillover and trickle down effects. 

25. What actually happened, are drip down effects 

26. It's a vulgar kind of voodoo economics where you hoped the reduction of taxes on the rich will cause them to invest in society more and stimulate the economy 

27. I would attack this construct of UMNO . 

28. The implementation arm of selecting these carpet beggars are the ubiquitous central command economic centres, the EPUs, ICUs,the GLCs and so on. 

29. I will remove the superfluous outfits 

30. I will be cruel on the war on corruption . 

31. I am not here to reinvent the wheel. I will heed what LKY said. The man who rules Malaysia must have that iron in him.

32. Those guilty of corruption will go to prison 

33. Or be disciplined like zu rongzhi. 

34. No half measures when punishing the corrupt 

35. No saying we are not interested in imprisoning some as long as we get back money. But the crime remains doesn't it? 

36. Let's call for life sentence for really severe corruption say 100m and above and forfeiture of properties, assets and chattels. 

37. I can't resist about saying bad about UMNO. 

38. UMNO is like the mercenary. If you win it says it's because of it. It then holds you captive 

39. Depending on UMNO is renting your own destruction 

40. I wouldn't touch UMNO with a 10 foot pole. 

41. It's a fatal mistake to invite the enemy to share political power with you.

NB : I have deliberately not posted some articles. Altogether there are 100 articles in this devil's advocate series. They will be published in a forthcoming book, God willing. Articles 80 to 100 will also not be posted

Tweet

Read more...

How a contrarian views reformasi. Part 1. Devil's advocate series 78.

1. As a perennial, enduring and everlasting ( what to do, its a finer aspect of my being), I look at reformasi from a different light. 

2. I know it's a battle cry for PKR 

3. But the ideals of reformasi, its aims are for all with the same idea. 

4. But for PKR people, they must have the reformasi state of mind. They must eat, breath sleep and repeat reformasi. Because it can be said they 'own,' the term reformasi. 

5. Heavy indeed is the head that wears the crown. 6. To me, reformasi has 2 aspects. 

7. First, the overthrow of the old regime, old status quo with all it vestiges . 

8. It's like Machiavelli says, I am not interested in retaining the status quo but in overthrowing it 

9. Now, many were responsible for the overthrow of the black mamba of Malaysian politics. 

10. PKR, DAP, AMANAH, PAS, bersatu, the Sarawak and Sabah based parties. 

11. By right, they should be in the unity government, not UMNO. 

12. UMNO is not in the equation. It cannot overthrow itself. 

13. By definition, it ought not be in the unity government. 

14. It's a political mistake to bring UMNO into the the unity government. A mistake ab initio. 

15. It's indeed a fatal mistake to invite the enemy to share political power with you. 

16. Now don't get sentimental at seeing UMNO being excluded from the ' big' family. 

17. Don't read excluding UMNO as excluding malays 18. There are Malays in PKR, DAP, AMANAH PAS bersatu and bumiputeras in the Sarawak and Sabah parties 

19. They are all Malay/bumiputera, except they are not UMNO 

20. That doesn't make them less Malay than an UMNO Malay. 

21. The problem is many of us identify our malayness as to whether we are UMNO or not umno 

22. We think we are less Malay if we are not UMNO. That's a load of BS. 

23. I am a Malay and don't need UMNO to certify I am one. 

24. Indeed it's better to differentiate our selves by economic groups. 

25. As between the have not and the haves 

26. The majority of us are the have nots and the UMNO elites are the haves 

27. Like many of you, I am Malay had father as the sole provider, where eating satay once in a blue moon is a luxury. 

28. We suffered deprivation but as kids we were not conscious of it 

29. That's better than others who had both parents working. The father as an odd job laborer, the mother as a washer woman. 

30. The Chinese who had a bus driver father doubling up as a rubber tapper. 

31. Or a father who is a fruit stall vendor or the luckier one who had fathers as shopkerpers 

31b. Or the Indian boy who had a father going house to house to tajam Batu giling and a mother who giling rempah. 

32. So it's proletariats and lumpenproletariats of Malaysia unite! 

33. You have nothing to lose but the shackles of poverty and dependence. 

34. I will not call for a rumah bangsa melayu but for a rumah rakyat Malaysia 

35. We have hitherto overthrow the house, the shell . 

36. But the component structures remain. 

37. We must now demolish the structures That will be in part 2.

Tweet

Read more...