Reformasists, Revisionists and the reactionary. Part 1 . Contrarian essays no 13

1. One year into the tenure of Anwar Ibrahim, a friend of my brother asked him to ask me, whether Anwar will still be PM come the next GE.

2. Without hesitation, I said yes. Pak Sheikh as he is known to many, showed a lot of promise .

3. The majority of us had faith in him as the change agent. Undo the doing of government business, doing business the usual way. We had faith in him to carry out what Machiavelli said, ' I am not interested in preserving the status quo, but in overthrowing it. Isn't that reform-ising the old ways?

4. He made many promises that were pleasing to our ears. Reduction of electricity tariffs, reduced cost of living, cheaper oil, weeding out corruption and so on.

5. He had a determined team to carry out his reformasi agenda.

6. He was able to bind the OG( the original gang, not gangster) to his cause- DAP and AMANAH) . When he formed a government, others from Sarawak and Sabah joined him. Even the forever opportunistic UMNO for relevancy issue and for self preservation reasons, joined him .

7. Yes, for these reasons, I had no hesitation then, to say Anwar will continue to be PM after the next GE.

8. Now, I find it increasingly difficult to defend him. I have to eat humble pie not to see power has an edifying effect on PM's political longevity. The person asking my brother that question, has some doubts about Anwar's staying power- political that is.

9. Still, I refuse to believe and don't want Anwar to be a one trick sensation.

10. That's why I am disappointed, especially after the exit of Rafizi and gang in PKR's leadership, Anwar is surrounded by lackeys, pliant people, yes men, apple polishers and the like to downright reactionaries .

11. There will be no one bold enough to remind Anwar to remain steadfast to reformasi ideals. Not the thuggish home minister, not the powdered pompadour communications minister, the uncle tom-ming characters and never the singing female canaries. Nurulizzah does not feature in at all.

12. Let's place these characters in the context of reformasists( I prefer this term than reformists) revisionists and reactionaries. See how they fare.

13. The reformasists are those who are determined and single minded wanting radical changes in the business of government. The difference between them and revolutionists is the way of achieving them. Reformists seek change through the ballot box while revolutionists seek change by violence and bloodshed.

14. Reformasists seek power through ballot box while to revolutionists, power is through the barrel of the gun .

15. Revisionists started out as reformasists but for the edifying and corrosive effects of savouring power, they start to balk and vacillate.

16. They start giving 1001 reasons to delay reformasi. That it needs time and must be done step by step or dare I say, in and out. Although the in and out motion , to me refer to some other pleasurable pursuits!

17. They achieved this stalling of reformasi by verbal semantics or verbal gymnastics.

18. You know how some people can convince you that he's holding a pomelo instead of prickly durian. Birds flying up high can come eat from their hands. Or through their verbal artistry stimulate giggling girls into getting orgasm. Wow!

19. The reactionary is the worse of the lot. They actually don't want to overthrow the business as usual ways but amplify them in better ways.

20. They just want to make hay while the sun shines. They want to sakau as much as long as they are in power. But remember, the sun indeed does rise, but it also sets .

21. Now I think I know why an inquisitive and a perennial busybody person like Rafizi and gang must be out of PKR's leadership.

22. This is to prevent people like Rafizi throwing a spanner in the works to wasteful and imbecilic ideas like kota MADANI .

23. The ' this is your ATM minister has moved from the FT ministry to kota MADANI. Yaay!

24. I thought only Mahathir had his erections in the form of the PETRONAS twin towers, Anwar has many in the form of phallic shaped buildings in kota MADANI.

25. I hope I am not the only person who don't want to see pak shekh as a one trick pony.

26. PKR people not concerned about the leadership of Anwar Ibrahim are digging their own graves.

27 . This is part 1 of my article on this. From generalities, I will discuss specifics. See you.

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The scales of injustice. Part 1

I read this joke. A long time ago. In Readers Digest . Younger people may not know of this magazine. It is good for learning the English language .

 
An engineer, architect and an economist were marooned on an island. They have nothing to eat save for a can of baked beans. With no tools, how to open, Maa?

 
The engineer said. We will build a fire to heat the can . It will expand, burst and spill the beans. The architect says. Yes, but unless we build an enclosure, the beans will spill to the ground. Semua habis Lor.

 
In desperation they turned to the economist . The economist safely says, Assume a can opener!

 
Now let us assume that what's reported about Ali babavum Najib is true. Allow me to give a not so a agreeable view .

 
Remember, it's all Assume !

 
Red lips Najib gets a discount on the jail sentence. From 12 years to 6 years. Better than Lazada discount. He also gets a discount on the fine imposed. Tak Tahu bulapa, Lor!
 

Further, red lips Bijan is eligible for a 30% bumiPutra, err, good behavior discount, Najib, the convicted felon, the embezzler-in-chief will be freed sooner .

 
It is therefore safe to Assume that the law has got a vested interest to perpetuate the dumbing down of all right thinking Malaysians. Hooray, Mali kita yam Seng sampai muntah, Maa .

 

 

Isn't this a cause for celebration? Life is certainly a scream. Belts off, pants down,dicks out. Show what they can do .

In the words of the Indonesian poet, Rendra:-
Prostitutes of Kuala Lumpur city
Unite! Bun up your hair, discard your bras
Flag high your knickers
Let the UMNO Roughnecks ravage you at a discount
Then you regret what needed to be regretted
When the UMNO Roughnecks give you STD.
Sarinah
Katakan kepada mereka
Bargaimana Kau dipanggil ke kantor Menteri
Bargaimana ia bicara panjang lebar soal reformasi
Tiba2 tanpa ujúng pangkal
Ia berkata Kau inspirasi reformasi
Sambil tangan nya membuka pakaian mu

 

By now, right thinking Malaysians ought to be aware that the law is like the BN scales, lopsided . Favouring the elite and the feudal bourgeoisie. The ordinary man or woman, caught stealing loafs of bread or tins of Milo, gets sent to jail without mercy
Najib , a member of the decadent aristocracy who stole millions, never showing an iota of remorse and apologising to honest Malaysians gets a ' happy ending '.

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Bright promises, perhaps Dismal outcome. Part 2.

1. Now that I have slept it over, I believe I can give a more sedate analysis of the cabinet.

2. If Anwar had wanted a minister advising him on legal matters, I would think Gobind is a more appropriate person. Not shim Azalina.

3. Azalina may be an articulate person, but perhaps she is an SNP signing lawyer. The duties of reforming the necessary institutions maybe over her head.

4. Trusting an umno person doing reforms is like bringing coal to Newcastle. It's futile.

5. Anwar may be eager to forge closer ties with the indian subcontinent. That's why he puts zambry Abdul Kadir there as foreign minister. Coincidentally, we don't see any indians in the cabinet.

6. There are good mapillays in the dap, mamu.

7. Tengku zafrul may be a good bean counter, but he knows nuts about economics and trade. This doesn't bode well for our country.

8. Trade and economics are not like changing motorcycle oil, ya tengku.

 
9. Let's see Khaled nordin as minister of higher education take quick remedial actions. Assign students with very excellent results in the stpm, especially the Chinese students, befitting courses. Don't let them be assigned to improper courses by overzealous Malay firsters, arts graduates or eating proper with fork, spoon and knives MCS officers.

10. With mat Hassan as defence minister, let's hope that Rafizi ramli won't stop exposing the OTHER scandals in the defence ministry. And since mat Hassan has nothing to do with them, he won't object to have them investigated thoroughly, would he?

11. I have no complaint of the PkR footsoldiers given cabinet posts. They are good talents. Rafizi ramli, fahmi fadzil, saifudin nasution are capable people. Fadhlina sidek, whom I believe is a senator last time, is the daughter of Anwar's comrade in arms since the abim days, sidek fadhil. We hope she's chosen for her abilities.

12. The DAP too has provided a pool of talented people. Only, I think, the numbers do not commensurate with the party's strength.

13. I can't help but believe the DAP got the short end of the stick. With 40 mps, more than PKR, umno and the Borneo bloc, DAP is given a few scraps, so to speak.

14. In a sense, this is a reflection of Anthony loke the DAP sec gen . It suggests he may have not negotiated with Anwar hard enough, or he is too besotted with Anwar.

15. He may have inadvertently contributed to the DAP getting the short end of the stick. Or the DAP sacrifices itself for the greater good. The greater good being the formation of a unity government.

16. This cabinet and government looks suspiciously, as an umno government MK 11.

17. We hope that there is no prenuptial pact between zahid penorogol and mamu Anwar. An agreement whereby, if Anwar gets the majority, zahid will support him as PM.

18. In return, Anwar will later recommend a royal pardon for Ali babavum Najib and have the charges against zahid dropped, as well as safe the other umno stalwarts facing court charges .

19. Now, I don't know about you, but I am a very superstitious person. If these things were to happen, I will think that mamu Anwar has a hand in it.

20. I hope I am mostly wrong in my prognoses. Then you can treat what I wrote as something to just excite your brain while sipping a c

21. I am less charitable in my assessment about the cabinet. Sorry for that. For safer analyses, which may be right, listen to the luminaries invited by Awani.

22. Malaysians and countrymen, lend me your ears. I came to bury Caesar, not to praise him.

23. I came to criticize Anwar, not to praise him. I pull no punches. But my criticisms are done sans malice.

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Bright promises, perhaps Dismal outcome . Part 1.

1. Just now at 8:15pm, 2nd of December, our PM announced the much awaited cabinet.

2. My initial reaction, like Milton Friedman said,'bright promises, dismal performance'.

3. My first reaction was, what a let-down. Is this an umno MK2 government?

4. The feller who lost the election in Kuala Selangor is made a minister, while the victor is left clutching his dick.

5. Dap which has more seats than umno, PKR got a few token and uncle tom posts. There's no Guan Eng, there's no Gobind, no Yeo Bee yin and 1 or 2 others.

6. In a sense, I feel vindicated. We respect Anwar, but can never trust him.

7. He's a Faustian creature, this MCGayGay feller. He will be responsible for giving umno a 2nd lease of life. The miserable entity is almost dying, here comes Anwar with arms outstretched.

8. His first fatal mistake is to take in the wak ponorogol as DPM. Will that lead to the dropping of the other 47 charges proffered to jahid?

9. And he puts the man who sent rm10m through a money changer as defence minister.

10. And yet there are people who say this is a breath of fresh air, new faces, women, and it's good overall.

11. That's the difference between the various brain boxes and analysts called by in by awani and I. These people can't wait to pander to an exigent and greedy pm. Yes, exigent and greedy for praises from dusk to dawn.

12. Don't let Anwar appeal to our credulity and we, on our part, surrender our skepticism.

13. Let us remain sceptical about the cabinet and Anwar's motives.

14. In the first place, do we find comfort in Anwar taking the finance ministry? His infantile arguments, during the sapura debate, do not inspire us. Even though he will have a phalanx of advisers headed by the overrated Hasan marican.

15. Can we have confidence in a person who thinks bringing millions out of the country is by stashing notes in suitcases and ferrying them on planes instead of wire transferring the amount?

16. I would end my initial reaction by quoting T.S. Eliot.

17. I said to my soul be still and wait without hope, for hope is hope for the wrong thing. Wait with without love for love is love of the wrong thing. There is yet faith, but the hope and love are all in the waiting.

So, let us all hope for the right thing.

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Vote Anwar 'The Rock' Ibrahim.

 

1. I don't agree with Anwar on several things. As I see it, he's prone to being drowned in his own rhetoric. His debate on the sapura issue was wanting.

2. But the things that I agree with him far outweigh those that I don't .

3. The things that I don't serve as a hurdle preventing me from giving unconditional support. If he has persuasive arguments it's mad if I don't support him.

4. His unflinching adherence to principles is very commendable.

5. Wasn't it Thomas Jefferson who said:on matters of style, swim with the current.on matters of principle stand like rock

6. He could have become the pm had he agreed to the conditions put by Ali babavum Najib.

7. Had he succumbed to the pleadings of Najib, Anwar would have become just a stooge. At once manipulated and pliable.

8. He stands like a rock ,unmoved by the seductive persuasions of Mr red lips

9. Who do we choose? The corrupt and corruptible or people like Anwar? Do like John Quincy Adams said. Vote for principles, though you may vote alone.

10. His motto of being anti corruption, anti abuse of power and anti wastage,strikes a resonance with many us. Allow him to actually do them

11.let us see beyond personalities and outward appearance. Anwar has showed substance. What maters to us are principles. And these are free enterprise, rule of law and treating everyone as equals before the law

12. We now want his vision for Malaysia. Other than the above, is he ready to appoint people based on merit. Will he eliminate positioning people using the ascribed status? That one's professional destiny is preordained by race, sex and familial ties,?

13. Let us hope he is determined to implement pragmatic policies. Not the ones tied to particular ideologies or theories or even irrational racist theory, but policies whose acid test is only-does this policy work and produce the desired results?

14. For example, bumiputraism, which rears its ugly head in many of our policies are actually counterproductive, abandon them . Choose another policy .

15. Finally, let us desire of him, to place HONESTY as the underlying principle behind every decision. Let's put honest leadership at every level in our society.

16. Dishonest people, who are proven by law, no matter who they are, ex pm,ministers, judges, heads of department etc, will be jailed

17. In a sermon by one Frederick Lewis Donaldson at Westminster Abbey in 1925, mentioned 7 deadly social sins.

18. One of the 7 principles he mentioned was-politics without principles.

19. Now, Anwar Ibrahim, Pak sheikh, brother Anwar,abg nun, is a man of principle. Choose him!

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Langkah yang membawa padah.

1. Pada tanggal 10.10 pm mengistiharkan parlimen bubar. PRU akan dijalankan dalam masa 60 hari.

2. Rakyat nak berenang ke, nak berperahu ke, nak basah kuyup ke , tidak dihiraukan oleh pm dan umno.

3. Yang pentingnya, kita beraya, walaupun ianya pilihan raya. Raya maksudnya hari gembira. Ber 'gumbira' itu mengatasi segala gala nya.

4. Keperitan rakyat di persetankan. Rakyat tengah susah, barang2 keperluan harganya meninggi, ekonomi menguncup, pengangguran meningkat dll angka tunjuk ekonomi tidak mengembirakan .

5. Peduli apa itu semua kan? Asal saja kepentingan chief power grabber dan groper, yakni umno diutamakan.

6. Kita tahu apa maunya umno. Antaranya ialah membebaskan embezzler in chief, Ali babavum Najib. Yang sekarang beristirehat di kajang Hilton selama 12 tahun .

7. Setakat ini 12 tahun. Kalau dia didapati bersalah dalam Kes 1MDB, santainya di kajang Hilton akan bertambah.

8. Harap perhatian para Hakim tidak terpesong dari memberikan pengadilan lantaran pru15.

9. Dan umno mahu menang untuk memastikan kelompok mahkamah tidak masuk penjara. Kita tahu muka2 penyamun ini .
10.umno mahu menang untuk memastikan kelompok kleptokrat terus berkuasa.

11.ia tidak ada kaitan dengan slogan bangsa,agama Dan negara. ianya kuasa, lebih kuasa dan kuasa mutlak . Itu saja. Kuasa untuk menyamun dan merompak .

12. Kepada saya, pengistiharan pembubaran itu adalah langkah yang akan membawa padah. Musnah umno .

13. Keberadaan atau existence Ismail adalah satu anomaly yang menjengkilkan. Ini bukan seorang pm yang dipilih rakyat. Dia bukan diamond menang pilihanraya betul, tapi parti nya kalah. Rakyat tak pilih umno. Jadi dia jadi pm bagaimana? Parti yang kalah jadi pm?

14. Dia dipilih oleh gerombolan power grabbers, election deniers yang merakusi kuasa. Yakni pas, bersatu Dan sahabat2 crime families Dari Malaysia timur

15 . Ismail dan umno are all too willing untuk menjadi penyubahat kepada coup d'etat ini asal dapat berkuasa dan jadi pm. Maka jadilah mail pm. Who has achieved nothing.

16. Kerajaan mail adalah hasil satu marriage of convenience yang disatukan bukan oleh ideology atau vision tapi oleh nafsu sarakah berkuasa atau lust of power .

17. Kerajaan mail adalah seperti pasangan yang berkesedudukan, yang diijab kabulkan oleh pas dll.

18. Jadi jangan kita lupa cara lihai dan jijik mail jadi pm. Dibolehkan oleh mafia2 politik. Bagaimana mereka tidak naik, begitulah cara mereka jatuh. Mereka akan tuai apa yang mereka semai.

19. Ia adalah union of losers. Dan seperti kata cao cao dalam battle of red cliffs, when losers combine, what can they achieve?

20. Maka apabila Ismail berkata tidak pernah dan tidak perlu bincang di kabinet untuk bubar parlimen, itu salah dari segi politik.

21. Kerana ini bukan nya kerajaan dia dan umno seorang. Ia adalah kerajaan campuran pn .

22. Jadi keputusan untuk bubar mesti dibincang dalam kabinet dan apa2 keputusan disampaikan melalui pm sebagai wadah dan posmen.

23. Dengan membuat perkara yang semberono seperti yang Ismail lakukan, Ismail telah melakukan treachery pada 2 tahap

24. Pertama kepada pn, yang bukan concern saya, dan kedua, kepada rakyat yang memilih ph.

25. Pada pru14, rakyat telah memilih ph sebagai pemenang dan ph harus kekal kerajaan jika tidak angkara Mahathir. Mahathir hanya mahu mukhriz menjadi pm dan dia resign kerana nak gagalkan Anwar . Jadi sekarang Anwar tidak mahu layan Mahathir, Ia nya bagus

26. Ismail telah mengkhianati rakyat sebab bukan dia dan party kalah lain yang mereka pilih. Ismail bertanggung jawab menjatuhkan kerajaan yang legitimate .

27. Ismail, umno,pas dan bersatu adalah ancaman kepada demokrasi

28. Rakyat pernah menolak umno Maka tidak mustahil ini kali pun boleh. Sokong PH.

29. Jangan kita gempar dengan gegak gempita bila umno mengistiharkan calun. Bukan nya mereka menang lagi

30. Jadikan sorakan mereka berakhir dengan tangisan. Ayuh, tolak umno !

Bersambung.,..

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Debate of Cons.

1. After the nondescript and overhyped debate between alibabavum najib and mamu anwar, the latter was seen cutting up and dividing a cake. It could have been a huge vadai cake.

2. We didn't hear about the former CEO earning gargantuan remunerations of 70 to 90 m a year and gallivanting around in the companys private jet. Can we expect the suckers at seb to be prudent with our money? Mamu didn't mention these.

3. Nor did we hear about how Sapura caused pertronas to forfeit, USD 400m in Vietnam. Now, allow me to use an expletive. Having being fucked by sapura, petronas is now asked to nursemaid seb.

4. The imbecilic idea of using petronas to nursemaid sapura came from the ignoramus najib alibabavum razak. The idea was relished with gusto, by najibs thirudargalum and his internet dickheads who wrote his internet portals.

5. The dirty secret is out. So this is how the bn leaders treat our reserves and our money. To help companies belonging to cronies in distress. Confound them, especially najib alibabavum Razak.

6. Just so people know, reserves such as those in petronas or khazanah are to be applied for the development of states or public benefits. They are not to help out private companies belonging to cronies. Certainly not for umno.

7. Instead, people like ali babavum najib applies public money mindlessly, including bailing out crony companies and paying sycophants millions Of ringgit a month.

8. Ali babavum najib treats petronas as a willing willy, bowl cleaner and blind chinaman. But petronas which itself is very less sanguine, will be a stooge.

9. Unfortunately, the idiotic mamu anwar did not object vociferously to ali babavum najibs scandalous remarks. He could only retort with the lame but catch-all phrase, forensic accounting.

10. That too, we don't know what he meant by it. To do forensic accounting means to treat sapura with kid gloves. For it is obvios that sapura finds itself in dire straits is the result of its own weaknesses.

11. To even countenance a forensic accounting is belaboring the obvious. The market punishes the entity that makes mistakes. It weeds out the poorly managed company.

12. The rule of the market is clear. An inefficiently run company should be allowed to disintegrate.

13. Therefore, the proposal of doing a forensic auditing on sapura may sound intellectually formidable, but it's like bringing coal to Newcastle. The idea of putting preconditions as cause to help sapura will produce the same effect too-futile.

14. The point is, sapura, should not now use public money to stay afloat. When it enjoyed profits, did it care two hoots about the public? Did its shareholders care about the public?

15. The debate on sapura went off tangent, devolving into a discussion about the general management of the economy. Though important, it's not relevant.

16. How the debate went off-topic, is beyond many of us. But is not surprising because the debate is a debate between two nincompoopish convicts.

17. Like Rhett Buttler, in Gone With the Wind, said, I don't give a damn. I don't give a damn if the debate detour was started by ali babavum najib or chorused by mamu anwar, who knbows nuts about economics reasoning.

18. But what really surprises me is that the audience, comprising social and political luminaries and attended too by not a few kangkung proffesors, tolerated and acquiesce in the sham debate.

19. TV watchers waited impatiently for the debate, which turned out to be an anticlimax. It was just a debate between 2 convicts.

20. It's a debate between one fellow whose right hand doesn't know what his left hand is doing and another fellow who has a penchant of reading a few lines of a book but pretends as though he has read the whole book. Yet we called him the renaissance man.

21. One went to school and a university for thieves in the fish and chips imperialist country. The other, a product of the bourgeois and elitist MCGayGay. The outcome of the debate is predictable. It is just a debate between 2 latte liberals and members of the chattering class.

22. Reference to an enlarged cake and sharing it by ali babavum najib is unfortunate and misplaced. That it was said by Tun Razak doesn't make it sacrosanct. It was a stupid reference.

23. Mamu anwar responded meekly by saying, don't eat the cake alone. Of course, the pkr yahoo boys and girls treat that as a messianic remark.

24. Don't the two idiots know that the cake analogy has become a symbol of repression, insensitivity and injustice? Wasn't Mary Antoinette alleged to have said qi'ils mangent de la brioche?

25. When told that the people have no bread to eat, the queen was alleged to have said, let them eat cake.

26. But never to miss a chance for theatrics, after the dry debate anwar demonstrated his cake cutting skills. This is how najib divides the cake and this is how we divide it, said he. Needless to say, the pkr yahoo crowd volubly ululated him.

27. Ali babavum najib feigned indignance and incredulity that the ph goverment did not exhaustively investigate the forex scandal. Najib too did not. I am reminded of the maxim that one who comes into equity must come with clean hands.

28. To which sivaji the boss, anwar said emphatically that he won't compromise on any forms of corruption and abuses of power. Nahi nahi. Illai illai!

29. Except that when mamu anwar said it, he did it as though he's constipating. Which makes his assertion less believable.

30. Many of us are dismayed and dissappointed that mamu did not berate ali babavum najib, when the latter mention cash is king. That makes me suspect that anwar actually is a limousine liberal.

31. Eleven out of ten people know what najib meant. He means that all the people have a price and are buyable.

32. RM 200 for the people of melaka and johor. Perhaps more for the people of sarawak and sabah.

33. I am not denigrating my east malaysian brethren. But when i was in umno 1990-2011,east malaysian delegates would demand 1st class hotels and more than 200 pocket money. Res ipso loquitor.

34. There's nothing to shout about the debate. It went off-topic. Its sapura, idiots. While najib spoke like a brainless jock, condescending and patronising mamu was fluid, collegiate in the sense of treating you as equals and articulate. In terms of substance, both are wanting.

35. Anwar won only in terms of being more articulate. Itu saja.

36. To ali babavum najib and sivaji the boss anwar, I dedicate the following song.

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Sapura dan justifikasi ekonomi.

1. Mamu Anwar tidak bersedia untuk debat ini dalam erti kata a melepaskan apeluang untuk bertanya Najib mulut merah, hard questions ala Tim Sebastian.

2. Dahlah mamak padukang ni mempunyai kelemahan semula jadi dalam ilmu ekonomi,teryata dia tidak manfaatkan nasihat orang2 seperti rafizi ramli. Saya tak dengarpun mengenai gaji ceo seb sebanyak lebih rm900 juta setahun.

3. Saya nak habaq kamu semua. Najib beri dia bola lambung dia dak beri libais line clear. Bahlool punya mamak. Buat malu ceruk tok kun, habiak.

4. Brader anwar kasi kita beratoq buat apa. Najib kata sapura beri pelaburan dan kerja. Sapura syarikat cari gali ke2 terbesar dalam dunia. Sapura milik rakyat.
Ngapa hang tak libais brader.

5. Kenyataan najib mengenai cash is king dan petronas dijadikan pak sanggup, dibiarkan saja. Binawe betul. Apa jadi mamu anwar?

6. Jika SEB maha bagus, kenapa ia mengalami kerugian? Soalan asas ini tidak ditanyai mamu anwar. Najib dibiarkan begitu saja tanpa di minta menerangkan mengapa seb rugi. Kenapa wok?

7. Kegagalan mamak padukang/padukong ini menanyakan soalan maut ini, boleh suggests bahawa Anwar sebetulnya, bersekongkol dengan Najib mulut merah.jangan tanya soalan yang membodohkan kawan tu.

8. Hang lembab ka atau bengap dalam bidang ni? Macam lagu ni,kami boleh percaya pada hang untuk tadbir negara ini? Mai kita boria lagi baik. Maaf ya kak wan.

9. Najib kata seb rugi sebab harga crude oil merudum. Oghang pekan kate kepala bapak aok! oghang penang kata buah peliak hang.

10. Syarikat2 cari gali lain seperti petronas, shell, esso, bp, slumberger malah syarikat milik itali yang terbesar pun, berdepan dengan harga crude yang merudum. Tapi mereka tidak menadah dengan tempurung mohon diselamatkan oleh kerajaan. Ke guane?

11. Sebab syarikat2 ini mempunyai perkara2 ini dalam budaya pengurusan mereka:- Kepimpinan yang baik, perbelanjaan yang terkawal, pelaburan yang teliti ,memastikan kos tidak melebihi pulangan dan hasil, lembaga pengarah yang peka dan kaki tangan yang cekap dan mempunyai skill sets yang dikehendaki.

12. Maka secara deduksi nya,perkara2 atau nilai2 ini, kurang atau tidak ada dalam budaya pengurusan seb. Sebab itu ia rugi. Bukan sebab harga crude. Wabe aok!

13. Sayangnya,mamu Anwar tak amplify perkara2 ini. Mungkin sebab brader kita tak tahu. Dia tak baca prospektus seb. Maklum saja,dia lebih suka membaca hikayat-hikayat merong mahawangsa,hikayat laila majnun ,Paulo freire,Ivan Illich,Franz Fanon dll. Soal2 dry economics ni,tak berahi dia.

14. Kita tidak suka dengan istilah forensic auditing sebab ia terma tangkap semua atau catch all. Jangan hang rasa selamat dengan istilah forensic auditing no...

15. Kita nak audit yang spesifik. Ada leadership audit, bod audit, management audit, staff audit, operations audit, investments audit, spending audit-the whole shebang. Menyebut forensik audit sebagai istilah tangkap semua tak pekai, chombi.

16. Dalam debat sepenting in,kita kena spesifik,tak boleh cakap konsep vague je.

17. Mamu anwar lepas peluang bertanya najib untuk apa kita membiayai seb?

18. Kita bukan membayar untuk goods and services kita perlu. Kebanyakan rakyat tidak mempunyai pun kenderaan yang menggunakan bahan api.

19. Malah kita dipaksa secara tidak sedar,membiayai serta mengongkosi kesilapan besar seb dan kelemahan2 seb.

20. Itu bererti reward system kita salah. Kita mengimbuhi excellence bukan mediocrity seperti di tunjuk oleh seb.

21. Saya akan menjadi lebih yakin jika mamu anwar needles najib mengenai kepimpinan, bod, pengurusan, belanja berhemah, pelaburan teliti dan seumpanya.

22. Seperti dalam iklan Wendy, macam Clara Peller,saya bertanya where's the beef, brader?

23. Dengan menyebut forensic auditing secara ad nauseum,tidak mencerahkan persoalan. Saya rasa mamu anwar lembab dalam bab ini. Huraian forensic auditing dilakukan penyokong2 Anwar post debat. That dont count pada saya.

24. The only redeeming featurea, ialah Anwar menyebelahi pihak yang benar iaitu rakyat. Jika rakyat tidak tahu siapa pemimpin yang menyebelahi mereka, entah lah. Najib bukan berpihak kepada mereka.

25. Sudah terang dan nyata, najib menyebelahi pihak cigar chomping dan caviar eating capitalist. Sebab itu dia hendak bantu seb. Itu should be clear kepada rakyat jelata. Najib bukan dipihak mereka.

26. Penggunaan istilah rakyat oleh Ali 'babavum' Najib Razak, mengelirukan. Dia kata seb milik rakyat. Orang Pekan cakap kepala bapok aok.

27. Istilah rakyat oleh Ali babavum Najib, sepatutnya menjadi red flag untuk mamu Anwar membalun Najib. Tapi yilek. Tongong juga mamat tu.

28. Rakyat Najib adalah mereka yang berduit. Yakni 10 juta orang pembeli saham seb bernilai rm4 billion melalui asb. Yakni golongan bourgeois. Najib jurubicara klas ini.

29. Maka seb bukanlah milik 'rakyat'. Ia nya satu lagi pembohongan ali babavum najib. Berbohong adalah keperangaian kedua, second nature kepada matlaon ini.

30. Pemilik sebenar seb adalah 10juta pemegang saham seb yang akan mengalami kerugian rm300 lebih seorang. Jumlah wang yang gampang langsai melalui makan barang2 di lafite restaurant di Shangri-la atau makan seafood di south sea subang saja.

31. Pemilik seb, iaitu putera2 dari bumiputera, tidak ada kena mengena dengan rakyat jelata, yakni bumiputera bukan pemilik, cina dan india. 10 juta hanya 33% peratus jumlah rakyat Malaysia.

32. Maka yang demikian seb bukalah milik rakyat. Ia adalah milik putera2 dan melayu terpilih.

33. Saya heran the idiotic mamu anwar tidak membalun najib tentang hal ini. Insan yang terkenal dengan anak cina, india, iban anak saya.

34. Mudah2an 'rakyat' yang dimaksudkan mamu anwar terdiri dari rakyat biasa. Jika tidak penggunaan istilah rakyat oleh anwar adalah rakyat itu hanya verbal rhetoric dan rakyat hanya digits saja.

35. Guna pakai istilah 'rakyat' oleh Anwar mesti jelas. Ini untuk mengelak kita melihat Anwar hanya sebagai latte liberal dan smoked salmon socialist. Kassim Ahmad misalnya, tidak pernah percaya kepada bourgeois Anwar.

36. Dari segi isi,Anwar sama2 tongong macam Najib, kepala lanun itu. Anwar hanya menggerhanai Najib dari segi kepetahan bercakap saja. Anwar is long in form but dismally short in substance.

37. Najib ni ada penyakit satu sen duit kerajaan . Dalam kes 1MDB dia kata tak guna 1 sen duit kerajaan. Dia mengulangi bohong ini dengan mengatakan menyelamatkan sebx tidak akan guna 1sen duit kerajaan tapi duit petronas.

38. Saya heran mengapa point ini tidak di robek2 oleh Anwar. Dia tidak tahu atau dia sama2 mekngong?

39. Petronas itu milik siapa? Dan adakah itu fungsi petronas?. Pencuci mangkuk dan cina buta setelah seb diperkosa oleh ceo nya dan bod nya? Cibai.

40. Reseb petronas bukan untuk tolong syarikat2 kroni yang nazak. Jika begitu bantulah mas, brahims,china automarive parts,barakah dsb nya.

41. Pekung pemimpin umno terbongkar dek mulut ikan keli najib. Reseb kerajan melalui mana2 glc secara umumnya- petronas, maybank, khazanah, sime darby dll digunakan untuk menyelamatkan syarikat nazak kepunyaan kroni.

42. Reseb petronas bukan duit umno yang boleh diperlakukan sesuka hati ali babavum najib razak. Duit petronas bermaksud mendanai pembangunan negeri2 seperti yang difikirkan oleh tun razak.

43. Bahkan reseb petronas misalnya, tidak semestinya hanya untuk negeri2 yang ada reseb minyak saja, tapi untuk satu malaysia. Ini kerana PDA digubal untuk 1 Malaysia.

44. Perkara ini tidak dibahaskan oleh the idiotic Anwar. Kecetekan nya ditutupi dengan ungkapan istilah forensic accounting. Dan kita dibawa bersiar2 dengan frolic anwar mengenai agihan kek vadai anwar.

45. Kalau dia membaca lapuran tahunan seb, dia tentu dapat membahas kegoblokan seb dengan lebih meyakinkan.

46. Saya telah membahas perkara2 ini dalam artikel BI saya. Kemalasan mamu anwar membaca lapuran seb menyebabkan dia menangani isu sapura secara cavalier.

47. Minta maaflah cakap, anwar menang dari segi kepetahan bercakap, ketegasan pendirian nya mengenai rasuah misalnya dan intonasi suara. Semua ini bukan nya penghujjahan tapi hanya bunga2 hiasan saja. Bercakap untuk diri saya, 'i am not impressed'.

48. Perkara pokok, yakni sapura sedikit saja disentuh. Ini meyakinkan saya, anwar hanyalah seorang latte liberal dan smoked salmon socialist yang berpura pura prorakyat tapi sebenarnya seorang comprador capitalist.

49. Akhirul kalam, saya nyatakan untuk kesekian kali, tidak ada lansung justifikasi ekonomi untuk menyelamatkan sapura. Biarkan ia kojol.

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Debat Yang Bukan Debat Perdana.

1. Saya dah agakdah. Debat perdana menjadi debat antara dua tongong. Seorang bekas banduan dengan banduan yang belum dipenjarai.

2. Seorang dah served time. Seorang lagi lanun bugis sesat, mereka 1001 cerita mengelak dari dipenjarai.

3. Berpandukan kualiti debat semalam,kalau debat seperti itu dianjurkan lagi,maka penonton kena makan pil menahan muntah.

4. Isiu pokok yakni sapura energy berhad hanya sedikit disentuh. Soal2 lain menggerhanakan isiu SEB.

5. Yang kita dengar ialah cerita2 dongeng mengenai kek, forensic auditing, cash is king dll. Macam shuib kata pening la.

6. Hanya kerana tun razak pernah menggunakan analogy kek, tidak menjadikan hujjah yang dangkal menjadi lebih relevan.

7. Pembagian kek sebenarnya menjadi simbol insentivity dan ketidak adilan,wok ai.

8. Analogy cake ini sesungguh nya menjadi simbol ketidak adilan. Tun razak tidak dapat membayangkan nya. Samdol!

9. Bila Mary Antoinette di beritahu orang tidak ada makanan asas, dia disebut sebagai berkata qu'ils mangent de la brioche. Let them eat cake.

10. Orang tengah lapar,si lahabau ni boleh kata kita perbesarkan kek. Kek lama dah dibalun olih geng2 matlaon umno. Bukan irisan, cebisan adalah.

11. Jawa penorogo bagan latoh, berharap tidak ada rhetorik. Namun itulah yang disebut dek lanun bugis. Cash is king.

12. Slogan cash is king dan king itu rakyat adalah rhetoric dan klentong kosong sahaja.

13. Rakyat itu king adalah pembohongan najib yang terbesar. Bukan itu yang dimaksukan sibibir merah ini.

14. Yang dimaksudkan najib ialah sogokan dapat menyelesaikan semua tentangan dan bantahan rakyat. Sogok je seratus dua,semua beres. Beri 200 rakyat terus mengundi lanun2.

15. Si mamu Anwar pula bercakap mengenai forensic auditing. Wah..satu istilah besar yang datang dari graduan Malay Studies ini. Bisa dapat pencerahan dong?

16. Mengapa tidak mahu ujudkan satu jabatan forensic audtiing yang khusus unuk siasat bukan saja seb,malah semua mp untuk menjawab bagaimana mereka ada 100 juta?

17. Itu baru forensic auditing yang betul.

18. Saya mengarah pandangan saya sekrang kepada 2 hujjah fallacious najib bossku.

19. Pertama, kita mesti selamatkan SEB sebab ribuan perkerja dan multiplier effect pelaburan akan hilang kata si Najib.

20. Saya telah jawab hujjah dangkal ini dalam artikel bahasa inggeris saya dahulu. Jangan kita guna alasan menyelamatkan perkerja dan pelaburan.

21. Bukan bermakna dengan sekoyong koyong seb akan lesap seperti asap. Pemilik baru seb akan tetap menggajikan para perkerja. Yang korup, pemalas, dan tidak prodaktif akan dibuang dimana mana. Pemilik baru tidak akan membuat pelaburan ke? Takkan seb je yang tahu melabur?

22. Pemilik baru akan terus mengujudkan perkerjaan dan membuat pelaburan. Maka tidak relevan hujjah najib bahawa kita mesti selamatkan seb sebab seb saja yang boleh mengujudkan perkerjaan dan pelaburan.

23. Jika saham seb boleh dijual kepada petronas, kenapa tidak boleh dijual kepada pihak lain?Bukan petronas saja yang boleh gerenti untung. kemudian nak jual, sesiapa yang mampu boleh beli.

24. Saya harap publik malaysia,jangan delude themselves into believing ini satu debat perdana hanya kerana yang ambil bahagian bernama Najib dan Anwar.

25. Ianya jauh panggang dari api. Najib mengeluarkan hujjah2 yang bodoh dan anwar respond dengan kepetahan dia bercakap. Dari segi itu, anwar pemenang debat ini.

26. Ianya debat antara 2 banduan yang memualkan. Ia debat yang bukan debat perdana!

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The Pandora Papers. The Speaker Sins Again. Bertaubatlah! Part 1.

1. Two quotes that were embedded in my mind are as follows.

2. The first came from Karl Marx. Yes, from Uncle Commie himself. Philosophers have only interpreted the world in various ways, the point is to change it.

3. The second came from a witty and somewhat eccentric Economics professor of mine. Statistics, he says, is like a bikini. What it reveals is suggestive, but what it hides is vital.

4. That's how I propose to approach the voluminous data revealed by the Pandora files. Are we going to suffer a brain freeze as a result of the deluge of data therein?

5. Combining the two quotes, the question then is- what are we going to do with the information?

6. We are glad that some people have prepared the Pandora Papers and shared them with us. We are shocked to see the names of Malaysians there.

7. We are more glad that brave and conscientious soul like Mamu Anwar wants this urgent and specific issue debated in parliament. Kudos to him.

8. Unfortunately the repugnant speaker refuses to have the issue debated. That seems to be his habit and vocation. Otherwise, he occupies his time scratching his balls.

9. All right-thinking Malaysians are aghast at his refusal. This is an important issue. His refusal only confirms he has no conscience.

10. The speaker must be suffering from Baldrick's disease. The Pandora Papers were mistakenly taken to be Baldrick's trousers.

11. Things can get a little whiffy down there. Accordingly, the speaker is right when he charged Anwar not to open Baldrick's trousers.

12. But we are not talking about Baldicks trousers here. The speaker is right; there is nothing of interest therein, especially to a chauvinist pig like the speaker is.

13. We are talking about the Pandora Papers. The Greeks wrote, in legend, of a container in which all the evils of the world are contained. They call it Pandora's box, which to us is the Pandora Papers.

14. If opened, it will unleash all the financial tomfoolery that was visited upon us.

15. So the issue is urgent, specific and of public interest. The refusal by the speaker to have the motion debated is unconscionable. It's clear on whose side he is on.

16. I am no supporter of Mamu Anwar because of personal judgement. But on issues based articulations, in this instance he is heroic.

17. Perhaps of little notice, save for some attentive sleuths, were the disingenuous answers given by Fart Harun, the partisan speaker.

18. We are not impressed when he quoted the House of Commons. First, he is no Betty Boothrroyd or John Bercow or Tip O'Neil or Nancy Pelosi.

19. He employed a bit of sophistry when he distinguished between Illicit money outflows and, presumably, legitimate share holdings.

20. Whether its€5 or €5 million, all the more reason to have the motion debated. To establish the truth, not continue to deceive. In any case does the value of the shareholdings comes out of thin air?

21. Let's not forget the unashamedly solipsistic slant of his arguments. He thinks reality only exists if it's thinkable by him.

22. Accordingly, he thinks that the reality of the Pandora Papers is according to his reading and what he thinks of it.

23. The indisputable point is dear readers, reality can exist independently of his thinking and reading. His reading is limited, and he is not that clever.

24. He is stoically conceited. That conceit and hubris are induced by the fact that he occupies the speaker's chair and is flanked by obedient bentara.

25. He has erred yet again. He falls into a hole he himself has dug. He has to excavate more dirt to lift his big arse out of it. He is hoisted by his own petard!

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Its Save The Country First. All Others Come A Distant Second.

1. That the government of abahcow will fall from grace is inevitable. But I will not be a clairvoyant to say it will happen tomorrow or this week. I have not reached that prophetic level.

2. I still read tea leaves and chicken entrails to decipher.

3. Today, Monday is an historic day. Two elder statesmen are joining forces. To save this country from the evil clutches of abahcow.

4. And to save Malaysia from voyeuristic mamoo Anwar and save- own- necks Najib and Zahid.

5. These are what I see from my tea leaves and chicken entrails. I don't use bomohs like Rosmah and Najib. That's sacrilegious.
But that didn't stop a just-reached puberty journalist from saying that Tun M is willing to support mamoo Anwar as PM.

6. Saving this country comes first. All other things come a distant second. Why be melancholic and defend abahcow? Are there any justifications?

7. All other things said by UMNO are just storm in a tea cup. They are just noises with no musical coherence. It shows they are in shambles.

8. For instance why do we attach extraordinary significance to Najib buying a pack of nasi lemak from a stall? It's not as his presence will confer any glad tidings. To confer on him Godlike qualities is syirik. Hes a bloody thief for God's sakes. He's like old McDonald who has a she cow. Steal here, there and everywhere!

9. Remember what he has done to SRC, 1MDB Felda, Scorpene Sukhoi etc. The children of some people are still starry eyed and drooling over him. Are they suffering from some mental defects?

10. My advice is don't go leg- tripping over him. If you say it's alright for him to steal because he's Malay and Umno then its like saying it's alright for him to come into your house and sleep with your wife and daughters. Because he's Malay and UMNO!

11. Corr, Blimey!

12. Suddenly cleft lips Fuad Zarkashi said don't be too rigid with the no DAP no Anwar requirement. Said openly, it's an open rejection to Oberleutenant Anuar Musa's stance.

13. Will the DAP 'pigs' take solace in that? Don't anybody in UMNO counsel that if you shake hands with a DAP person, you must do the mandatory religious cleansing(samak)?
It's difficult for an UMNO leopard to change its spots.

14. The animosity between UMMO and PPBMis too deep-seated. Didn't UMNO luminaries like Nurjazlan Shahrir Samad, Khalid Nordin and Tengku Razaleigh said cooperation with PPBM is untenable?

15. Who cares what happens to turncoats like Azmin and Hamzah Zainuddin or minister doraemun? They are collateral damages. Abahcow and his oink oink cabinet are like lepers. Nobody wants to come near them.

16. So the only way the opposition and right-thinking MPs can redeem themselves, is to reject the iniquitous budget. Forget about party affiliations. Forget about Mamoo Anwar.

17. Its save the country first. All other things come a distant second.

18. Muhyi is the most despicable PM we have ever had except the thieving Najib. His Malay first Malaysian second motto is a farce. That shows he has nothing between his ears except for his nose.

19. He helped bail out Liew Kee Sin's ECW and Tony's Asia X. But not MAS. And its nauseating to hear him say anda semua adalah wira and bantuan prihatin nasional. And sprinkling Arabic prayers here and there do not make your intransigences more Islamic.

20. Under him its free for all corruption and abuse of power. His son does it, the FM's mother does it, Peringat does it, Sabah warlords do it. Heck everyone is in the loop.

21. List all the litanies under his watch. Bailing out ECW and Asia X, attempting to subvert democracy via his diarrhoeic Emergency, his iniquitous Budget, rampant corruption, his 72-person cabinet (China has 21 Indonesia has 42). Isn't there a clever and righteous person there?

22. Why is there a need to work with Mamoo Anwar? Forget him. He is willing to work with UMNO crooks. It's very hard for us to accept Najib and Zahid as willing to work with Mamoo gratuitously and without a quid pro quo? That's so unNajib and unZahid.

23. Mamoo Anwar is willing to do a Faustian deal. The PKR sycophants are there for Anwar and his lust to become PM. That's their raison detre.

24. So work with right-thinking people. They can be from DAP, Umno, Pkr AMANAH etc. For DAP, Tengku Razaleigh is more dependable than shyster Anwar.

25. Leave Zahid and Najib out. They represent the following:-

26. So it's not earth shaking 2 elder statesmen come together. Its save the country.

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A Faustian Deal.

1. When Muhyi leaves office at any time, he doesn't bring his dirt with him. He leaves them behind.

2. The most repugnant being the unbridled corruption and kick backing. He is worse than UMNO. Frantz Fanon calls this the oppressor complex.

3. Perhaps readers are more familiar with the concept of Stockholm Syndrome. Muhyi is captivated by UMNOs corrupted ways but Muhyi is emotionally attached to the ways of UMNO. Muhyi criticizes and berates UMNO but becomes UMNO.

4. Thank God it's not the Oedipus complex. I am at a loss to describe his liaison with Nita Gee as a what complex. This time he saw Nita's husband as a rival.

5. Stranger things are happening to Malaysia under his watch than Rudyard Kipling's Jungle Book.

6. That reaffirmed that our reward system is wrong. Teach our children that they don't have to go to the university. Form 5 is enough. Secure work in Immigration, Customs, Police Local Governments- become SOs. Jobs there attract better income than graduates of universities.

7. Sensing that maybe they in the wrong profession may have prompted this:-

To make matters worse, the PAC also revealed that a number of the special approvals were given via middlemen to foreign workers despite many of them having failed the Foreign Workers Medical Examination Monitoring Agency (Fomema) inspection.

According to the PAC, five out of the 10 middlemen identified were politicians.

They were a former Dewan Rakyat speaker Tan Sri Pandikar Amin Mulia, Tan Sri Noh Omar (BN-Tanjung Karang), Datuk Masir Kujat (GPS-Sri Aman), Kok Lanas assemblyman Datuk Seri Mohd Alwi Che Ahmad and Sungai Dua assemblyman Muhammad Yusof Mohd Nor

8. I read a report about the MACC arresting a Dato and his wife for stealing millions from a public listed company. We asked a fox to guard a chicken coop.
Muhyi will ignore this.

9. He does nothing about useless head of GLCs earning gargantuan salaries. The mother-effers still earn the high salaries even when their GLCs are not doing good. What does Muhyi care when he has accumulated enough loot? Didn't Musa Hitam once said that the only land which Muhyi hasn't sold is his mother's grave plot? I won't be surprised if Malaysia is for sale.

10. There is a rumour going around that a company linked to the Home Minister is after a RM1.5 billion project at the immigration department. The company is fronting for a company owned by a gambler who owes a casino RM33 million and doesn't want to pay. The politician and the crook are 2 sides of the same coin.

11. This is what you get when you have a PM who manages with reckless abandon.When the mouse is away the fat cats come out to play.(the reverse of the idiom is intended). When the number 1 washes his hand these things happened .

12. What are you supporting then? You are supporting corruption, abuses of power and perpetuation of special interests You are the bourgeoisie. Damn you!

13. So dont try to straighten the wet thread. The opposition has made an irreversible error. Hypocritical Anwar gave some palliatives to justify support for Muhyi's budget. They are just that. Strained palliatives. DAP and AMANAH bought them hook, line and sinker.

14. I am being judgemental here. I maybe wrong. But who cares? AMANAH led by the stupidly dressed, looking stupid and actually stupid Mat Sabu was just a bunch of Uncle Toms. They just stood to attention and said 'siap komandan'. Wasn't Mat Sabu the chap who termed Anwar as Anwar al juburi? Its a shame that there are some good and virtuous people in AMANAH.

15. Anwar said he supported the Budget because the Budget incorporated some of the ideas of PH. That's a load of holy camel shit. One PKR leader said they will give PN hell at the Committee stage. Who are you trying to kid? How will you reconcile your earlier support by now contradicting your earlier behaviour?

16. I am surprised that the DAP which consists of many good people went along with Anwar. Perhaps they believed Anwar will be a useful idiot later on.

17. My guess is, they are just freeloaders believing in Anwar's sleight of hand politics. You can never trust this man. He will abandon you like a ton of bricks if he sees a clearer path to PMship.

18. As a result DAP will suffer some trust deficit. Some people will not support DAP any longer as they question DAP's political consistency and endurance. To them DAP has wilted.

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Selling Their Souls To the Devil

1. Shame on PKR and DAP for supporting the 2021 budget. Shame on kleptocratic minded UMNO for supporting the budget. I may not understand the DAP's rationale behind its support but that will not stop my censureship of its behaviour. PKR? It's a closet bourgeoisie. It's our Hampstead liberals.

2. Ignore their hypocritical questioning of aspects of the budget. It just means they support all the rampant corruption and leakages, racism, bigotry and attempted undermining of our Democracy. Their politics is sham politics.

3. We know what the PKR yahoos are here for. They are here to promote Anwar as the rear PM. Once they achieve their nefarious objective they will replace UMNO as the capitalist roader.

4. They are just a bunch of hypocrites. They are the smoked Salmon Socialists and Gauche Caviars and the Salon Reformists.

5. So much for the self-appointed reformists who know only to shout themselves hourse about changing things. These f**ks are getting too big for their britches and boots. But actually they are just myths in their own minds.

6. They are just trophy cockerels more suited to decorate the political display board. They are long in talk but very short in deeds. Both PKR and DAP were there to play brinkmanship.

7. Dangle a few carrots in front of them, and they will wilt. Principle was thrown out the window in exchange for gratification. Perhaps the following was true after all.

8. Maybe that explains their facetious reading of the pernicious budget. Principles were thrown out because of expediencies.

9. This proves that this government can only survive on kickbacks and corruption. Trust and principles were thrown out. With no compunctions.

10. Anwar Ibrahim is a political hydra- a beast with many heads. Him talking different things to different people is legendary. He's tricky. Right now the flavour of the month is to support the Pagoh Jawa only to slight Mahathir. Clearly he has buggered everybody. And they are happy about it. Perhaps that makes them do their toilet duties easier.

11. Now we see the Benedict Arnolds, the Tokyo Roses and the Aldrich Ames of the opposition. All betray the trust and hope of the people. Who can we trust any more?

12. If the 2021 Budget is passed because of kickbacks, this is the first time in our history it has happened. That's Bolehland for you.

13. The DAP consists of sanctimonious bastards. All the time talking about justice and righteousness - it's all BS. They have sold out.

14. Besides the possibility of some people being bought Muhyi may have promised LGE to drop charges proffered against him. Self-preservation is a powerful motive.

15. I am a DAP member. I even became an MP on their ticket. But I am not big on group think and herd instinct. Especially when I feel strongly about the pernicious Budget. It's not about supporting or shaming Mahathir. If I feel DAP is wrong it won't stop me from criticising the party.

16. It is understandable for kleptocratic UMNO to support Muhyi. The acorn does not fall far from the tree. Some UMNO luminaries hope Muhyi will drop some onerous court cases.

17. They forgot the axiom there is no honour among thieves. Umno is no longer useful to Muhyi. It has lost its bargaining chip. It will be in no position to demand anything. It can go and fly kite. When you already have the honey the honeycomb is thrown away.

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Tong Sam Pah, Poh Kee Mak dan Politik Malaysia yang gila. Bahagian 2/2

1. Nama Tong Sam Pah sangat sesuai dengan Wak Jahid. Ini adalah kerana bila dia jumpa Wak Muhyi dia akan membuang sampah lain. Bila dia tulis surat ke YDP lain sampah. Bila dia bercakap dengan MKT sampah lain pula. Dia tukang kitar sampah nombor wahid.

2. Mengenai nama2 ini saya mendapat inspirasi dari novel Pak Sako. Dialah yang menggunakan nama2 Tong Sam Pah dan Poh Kee Mak. Nama Sheikh albuntoti ialah nama Anwar Ibrahim yang digunakan oleh Mat Sabu suatu ketika dahulu.

3. Tidak syak lagi politik negara kita sekarang adalah politik yang gila. Wak Pagoh cuba meminta Agong mengistiharkan dharurat untuk menutup kebarangkalian kerajaan tidak ada sokongan majority. Anwar Ibrahim pula sanggup menjual ruh nya apabila sanggup berpakat dengan Najib dan Zahid. Gila!

4. Apakah sampah yang dibawa bila bertemu Wak Pagoh? Pertama dia mengatakan dia menyokong Muhyi yang sebenar nya dia tidak. Kedua dia mengatakan samada PPBM Muhyi nak jadi kerabat PN. Semua ini dibuang seperti sampah.

5. Kerana 2 hari kemudian Encik Tong mengutus surat kepada YDP menyokong Anwar sebagai PM.

6. Bererti apa yang dicakapkan kepada Muhyi 2 hari sebelumnya bagai sampah tidak boleh pakai.

7.Boleh jadi tesis Ph.d nya bertajuk bagaimana meluputkan sampah secara mesra alam.

8. Zahid jumpa Wak Pagoh atas kapasiti nya sebagai Presiden UMNO. Adakah dia mewakili nilai2 UMNO?

9. Antara Istana Negara dan kediaman Wak Pagoh watak sebenar Wak Bagan Datoh terserlah . Nyata sifat sampahan nya atau trash terzahir.

10. Sah dan nyata Zahid seorang pembohong. Lidahnya bercabang macam lidah biawak. Menjadikan dia seorang yang tidak boleh dipegang kata2 nya. Kes2 yang dihadapinya membuktikan dia bakal banduan. Inilah pemimpin nombor satu UMNO.

11. Zahid berwatak seorang perompak, pecah amanah, cabul kuasa dan rasuah. UMNO berketuakan seorang preman/gangster. UMNO adalah satu kongsi gelap menjalankan jinayah berencana.

12. Selain dari mengatakan dia menyokong Muhyi dan mengajak Muhyi menyertai PN, Zahid mendesak supaya 4 rakan nya digugurkan dari kabinet. Ini menunjukkan silahabau ni tidak boleh dipercayai kawan apatah lagi lawan. Dia seorang yang bermuka muka.

13. Sekarang Wak Tong Sam Pah bergabung dengan bosque Poh Kee Mak. Kata orang putih two wrongs dont make a right. Gabungan 2 perompak ini adalah gabungan tidak kudus (unholy alliance) yang menghantui UMNO. Gabungan 2 munafik yang hanya memusnahkan UMNO.

14. Mengapa mereka mementingkan diri dan bersandar pada UMNO? Jika jujur keluar dari UMNO sementara dan selesaikan masaalah mahkamah mereka. Jika mereka ternyata tidak bersalah masuklah UMNO kembali.
Tidak lain dan tidak bukan sebab mereka mahu menggunakan kaedah politik menyelesaikan masaalah undang undang. Kalau bersalah jadilah tetamu istimewa kerajaan. Jangan bebankan UMNO.

15. Kesianlah orang Melayu yang menyokong UMNO. Sudahlah mereka menjadi pengikut buta, mereka tidak bermaruah jika terus mendukung penjenayah penjenayah yang memimpin UMNO.

16. Jalan untuk menyelamatkan UMNO ialah dengan menolak kaki kaki busuk dalam UMNO dan membuang xenopobic nationalism yang diterapkan.

17. Sedih kita melihat orang Melayu diperbodohkan dengan dipimpin oleh penjinayah dan bertambah sedih lagi kerana sedar orang Melayu ketandusan nilai sehingga ada bahlul yang menggelar perompak Poh Kee Mak Najib sebagai amirulmukminin. Astaghfirullahaladzim!

18. Kerana itu Wak Muhyi telah memanggil ahli MKT UMNO ke kediamanya dan memberitahu apa yang dulakukan oleh pembelot Wak Zahid aka Tong Sam Pah.

19. Mereka terkejut dan memberitahu Wak Muhyi bahawa mereka tidak pernah menyokong si Anwar Ibrahim.

20. Mereka juga adalah penipu kerana sebetulnya ada diantara mereka yang telah sain dokumen menyokong sheikh Albuntoti.

21. Elok lah tu, pimpinan barisan kedua UMNO,dipimpin oleh penjinayah2. Walhal ahli2 UMNO bertambah nyaman jika menyingkir kaki2 haprak ini dari UMNO. Dan gantikan budaya meraikan kekeroaan atau celebration of mediocrity kepada meraikan keunggulan (celebration of excellence).

22. Kekejutan bertukar menjadi kemarahan atau pura2 marah, apabila Wak Pagoh mengeluarkan icing on the cake, iaitu surat pembelot Zahid kepada YDP.

23. Menyedari bahawa telur tembelang nya akan pecah, Wak Tong Sam Pah cuba menyelamatkan keadaan dengan menyatakan kepada Wak Muhyi, tidak perlulah mengeluarkan surat tersebut.

24. Bagaimana surat p&C tersebut jatuh ketangan Muhyi? Seorang pegawai Istana telah menyerahkan surat tersebut kepada Muhyi.

25. Apa sudah jadi pada bangsa Melayu, bangsa yang disebut bangsa par excellence itu? Setiap lapisan masyarakat ada pembelot dan fifth columnist. Sekarang kita tahu kakitangan Istana pun ada spy kerajaan. Lain kali terpaksalah Agong memilih staff Istana secara sendiri.

26 . Tapi Muhyi tak akan lepas peluang menggasak Wak Jahid. Dia tanya apa sebenarnya wak Jahid nak.

27. Wak Jahid pun buatlah cerita klentong nya. Banyak hal UMNO tak puas hati, tak dihormati, tak diberi tempat yang wajarlah, dia sepatutnya jadi TPM dll. Dia lupa UMNO kalah PRU. Pengemis tidak mempunyai pilihan beb.

28. Tapi bagaimana hal hal ini menjustifikasikan pembelotan Zahid melalui surat kepada Agong? Kedua peranan Poh Kee Mak menyokong penyingkiran 4 menteri UMNO termasuk sepupu nya. Jenis manusia apa ini?

29. Yang nyatanya kedua dua matlaon ini tidak boleh dipercayai.

30. Kotoran yang dibawa oleh Tong Sam Pah telah dibajai oleh Muhyi. Dengan menghadhirkan salinan surat Agong, motif Muhyi terserlah. Ianya tidak lain mahu melihat UMNO berantakan.

31. Dan Muhyi secara patronising memberitahu Zahid , dia simpati dengan Zahid yang menghadapi berdozen kes mahkamah. Sebenar nya dia berkata rasa kamu. Padan muka awak!
Sedang kan kita tahu Muhyi melalui AG yang pak turut, telah menyelamatkan ramai crook2.

32. Kita telah mendengar perpatah yang mengatakan burung2 sebulu berkawan dengan sejenis mereka. Maka saya tidak heran Sheikh Albuntoti boleh bermuafakat dengan Tong Sam Pah dan Poh Kee Mak. Tidak mengapa berkawan dengan penjenayah asal tidak bersubahat.

33. Itu hanya suatu verbal gymnastics. Sama seperti mengatakan tidak mengapa melumur badan dengan minyak babi asal tidak memakan nya.

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Anwar, the next PM.

1. So what if Anwar is a bisexual or heterosexual. That's no reflection on his ability to govern. It's not up to anybody to judge him. Let us not make a particular dislike make us wholly dislike a person.

2. I have said it before. As long as it is not my backside. And we should be grateful we dont have that affliction.

3. And he has said he didnt do it. We have to accept that admission. It doesn't matter if we disbelief it. Who the hell are we?

4. And how do we stack up Anwar against tbe depraved UMNO leaders?They are known fornicators too. Baby Face Najib for intance is not averse to anal sex too. Only the dead Altantuya can answer that. We all have our own fetishes.

5. So Anwar has a burning ambition to become PM. Its no crime. Why it is alright for somebody like Azmin to have an ambition to become PM but not Anwar?

6. A politician does not have to have a good qualification. So theres no need for people to lie about it. If you dont have one be honest about it. To lie having one is atrocious.

7. So we dont place cumbersome requirements on Anwar. Its not for a western journalist to say whether he is a Mr. yesterday or not.

8. Then might as well say the entire cabinet is yesterday's men or recycled rubbish.

9. So its not for a Western journalist to classify our leaders. We have this tendency to put on a high pedestal rubbish written by western journalist. Hes better off writing about the buffoon Trump or dishevelled Boris Johnson.

10. I remember in the film 'A Passage to India, the white lawyer says 'it is a universal truth that the dark skin people are always besotted with the people of fairer skin'. To which the Indian lawyer remarked 'even when the opposite sex is ugly?

11. So let us stop accepting what are written by western journalists as a ,universal truth. Especially when they are rubbish .

12. Age is not just defined by numbers but by the ability to think and the things you think of. I remember the late Ghazali Shafie who asked a young man to nominate him as UMNO youth chief. The young man retorted, how can, you are confined to a wheel chair. King Ghaz answered, young man I think with my head not with my legs.

13. Yesterday's people want to bring the old tyrany back as a way to rule. Repression, anti democracy, corruption, king in the heart enthroned in the eyes etc.

14. That's the way preffered by the UMNO warlords. Najib likes it that way. He stole billions while the Malay lumpenproletariat suffer under collective masochism. They derived pleasure from self inflicted suffering while people like Najib enjoy. Thats the price of yesterday's dumbing down.

15. Yesterday's people employ yesterday's tool to govern and rule. Thats more practised in Western nations. Trump for example forces his stupidity and buffoonery onto the American people. He governs by tweets, too lazy to think.

16. So dont be a quick draw McGraw to pigeonhole our leaders as yesterday's or today's leaders. The limitations of a single person can be overcome by the strength of others. The secret is to pick the right team.

17. Anwar with all the warts has his heart in the right place. He is against Xenopobic patriotism and religious bigotry, crusader against corruption, abhors mediocrity, against dehumasing and supports democratic choice making.

18. I think he will become a better PM. Whats worse than the UMNO crooks? What can be worse than Morarji Mahathir? Mahathir will soon drink his own urine.

19. I dont think he will let Zahid and Najib and other UMNO crooks off the hook. That is only gutter journalism and the said journalist's orgasmic fantasy

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