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Saturday 17 April 2010

Yang Mulia Tuan Muda Pahang

While I wait for information and first hand inspection on the elections in HulU Selangor, I want write on something of a lighter note.
Last week a youth was remanded by the Pahang police for impersonating as an adopted son of HRH the Tengku Mahkota of Pahang. Now, as many of you know, HRH is a most gentlemanly prince, cool and collected and a very pleasant person indeed. This one quality alone is sufficient to make any young person to feel a kinship affinity with HRH Tengku Mahkota.
I have to say- this is a bright boy. He should be given a position as advisor to the youth exco for example. You have one decrepit politician in charge of youthful activities that added more confusion to the term belia.
The whole charade- how this young chap fooled so many people reminded me of the young boy in an ancient tale involving the country of Temasek. The present day Singapore that was once part of the Malay Nation. That day will forever be remembered as a day of infamy which showed that leaders don't like to be surrounded by clever people.
Singapore was attacked by millions of swordfish and many died as a result of being skewered alive by the marauding fish. The King and his usual retinue of advisors tried many ways to stop the fish attack. There was even an account of an advice asking the people of Temasek to let themselves be human shields and be impaled by the flying fishes. Of course in the name of King and Country.
A very young boy who saw the whole spectacle approached the King and told him, why don't you use banana plants to serve as shields. The idea was soon taken up and the fishes hurled themselves at the banana stems, got stuck and were easily killed off by the people of Temasek.
After the catastrophe was over, things got back to normal, the boy was honored by the King. The 'wisdom' of one so young struck fears among the old court advisers and they conspired to petition the king, that this boy being so bright as he is, will one day pose a threat to the king himself. In the end the king, fearful of his own position commanded the boy be killed.
Sementara itu di istana, kebanyakkan pembesar tidak suka dengan Hang Nadim kerana apabila dah besar nanti dia akan merampas kuasa baginda dan akan memerintah Singapura pada suatu hari nanti. Raja Singapura telah mengarahkan pembesar supaya membatalkan istiadat penganugerahan dan diganti dengan perlaksanaan hukuman bunuh. Dengan mengucap salam ke atas ibunya, Hang Nadim mula pergi ke istana untuk menghadiri istiadat penganugerahan tetapi ada yang tidak kena apabila pengawal istana terus menangkap Hang Nadim. Keadaan menjadi tegang apabila dia bukannya ke balai penghadapan tetapi diseret ke tengah halaman. Tanpa berlengah masa lagi baginda mengarahkan petanda supaya melaksanakan hukuman bunuh ke atas budak itu. Anak kecil mula menjerit kesakitan apabila ditikam oleh sebilah keris lalu mati. Begitulah tadi cerita Singapura Dilanggar Todak.


Remaja terbabit yang merupakan pelajar pintar, dipercayai memperdayakan seorang Exco kerajaan negeri Pahang dan Ketua Pengarah JLKN Datuk Abdul Hadi Awang Kechil dengan menggunakan gelaran "Yang Mulia Tuan Muda" dan mendakwa bahawa dia adalah anak angkat kepada Tengku Abdullah.
What was the crime of the boy who claimed to be the adopted son of HRH Tengku Mahota? It certainly made HRH Tengku Puan, consort to Tengku Mahkoa laughed at the idea of a commoner wanting to be king.
Ampun Tuanku,
But the history of Malaysia is full of examples of people wanting to become king. In modern times, even among politicians, there are certain people who want to have the title prince affixed to their name. The one time carpet seller, "Tengku" Adnan Tengku Mansor succeeded in converting his commoner blood into princely haemoglobin. No blood transfusion was needed.
So what was the crime of the boy who masqueraded as Tengku Mahota Pahang's adopted son? For claiming he is a yang Mulia Tuan Muda?
I think his real crime was being able to fool a Pahang exco to the extent that particular Pahang exco accompanied this 'royalty' on 2 occasions and I was told, even kissed the hands of this yang Tuan Muda. If I were the Yang Mulia Tuan Muda, I would have smeared my hand with rat poison.
That will certainly save Pahang from the imbecility of this exco.
Cheers, YB. See ya!


kuldeep 17 April 2010 at 10:18  

The Exco and the KP should resign...thats the only honorable thing they can do to redeem themselves.

They are too focussed on ball licking that they forgot that they have duties and responsibilities that goes beyond doing escort/PR work.

Its no wonder nothing gets done in this country.If even for an "adopted" son EXCO/KP are willing to turun padang..imagine the daily retinue for the Ministers,CEOs,Sultans..

I would guess that at least 20% of our govt/politico manhours is spent on "celebrations"...

Anonymous,  17 April 2010 at 10:19  

Dato' SAK,

Nak tumpang bertanya aje? iatu dalam kes terpedaya atau ditipu ini boleh memberi kesan di mata awam:

* Ada kah EXCO berkenaan memalukan pihak berkuasa negeri atau pentadbiran negeri?.

* Adakah Ketua Pengarah JLKN, pangkat JUSA pula itu memalukan Perkhidmatan AWAM Persekutuan?.

SEbagai pemimpin ada ketidakcekapan dan ketidaktelitian dan mengambar Q pihak orang terbabit di perdaya/ditipu oleh Remaja 18 tahun.

- Jika TIDAK jawapan nya- ia tiada apa- apa lah ,hanya jadi bahan ketawa masyarakat. Jka YA jawab nya, tindakan patut diambil seperti TURUN PANGKAT, kerana tidak lagi sesuai memegang jawatan itu, kerana memalukan kerajaan.

Apa pandangan Dato'

Maaf TQ.
JIka jawapan TIDAK

Anonymous,  17 April 2010 at 11:46 and at that is precisely the reason why they want to "kill" Zaid Ibrahim at HS just like what they did to the clever boy. You simply cannot be smart to be in UMNO leadership otherwise you will be sent to the slaughter house.

Btw, that Tengku Mansor shud also be "Tengku" as he was known as Pak Mansor selling tong gas at Kg Baru.


Anonymous,  17 April 2010 at 14:24  

I would love to hear "Tengku" Adnan's say on his title.

sri hartamas

Quantum Metal Consultant 17 April 2010 at 14:54  

Cerita yang sama

Watak Hang Nadim adalah untuk menyelamatkan negara. Watak 'Tuan Muda' boleh memalukan negara. Budak tu dah akal baligh dan sewajarnya tidak 'dilepaskan' dengan mudah.

'Keseronokan' menyamar kelak menjadi keseronokan seperti mat rempit dan mat dadah - satu lagi penyakit yang menunggu.

Anonymous,  17 April 2010 at 15:23  

Help me out will ya? Carpetmen or "gasman".Or rather double agent? Its a stunning disclosure dato.Lets see if the fish takes the bait!
And walla is right about human resource being the area of interest which UMNO needs to revamp if it wishes to adhere to the chorus of "UMNO TERUS MARA UNTUK RAKYAT MALAYSIA"
Anyway have a great weekend ahead.

Anonymous,  17 April 2010 at 16:09  

Wow... Dato'!!! who is that EXCO guy?
He needs to be kicked out in the next GE and Mr. PM better take you to carry the BN flag....what a shame this guy... kalau ya pun nak membodek tak kan la macam tu sekali!!!
Gua caya sama lu tok!!!

Anonymous,  17 April 2010 at 17:24  

Alahai ...

1.Rakyat 1Malaysia kan senang tertipu

2. Sokong UMNO Pak turut semua betul

3. Buku - Buku Dalil 1001 kenapa tak patut jadi itu lah ini lah semua laris dijual

4. Apa Rahsia Datuk Siti Nurhaliza memelihara kecantikan "TopSeller"

5. Cerita-Ceriti Kenapa PKR tidak boleh menang " Pengundi tidak yakin"

6. Bagaimana Datuk Shah Rukh boleh berjaya dinegeri Melaka? Pertipuan panas!

7. Orang Kampung suka, tahu citarasa kami "Kain Pelikat & Beras Guni Segantang FREE"

Orang Malaysia kan suka gossip macam ni bukan?

Kesian ... tengok Malaysia ni ha.

p/s Datuk Seri Najib today - "I am ready to make tough decision"

Alahai ... Retorik lagi...

Khaaaaaaakkkkk Ptuiiii!

Donplaypuks® 17 April 2010 at 17:41  

"I have to say- this is a bright boy. He should be given a position as advisor to the youth exco for example!"

Set a thief to catch a thief?

Come on! Someone wise should sit down with this boy and counsel him on what's right and what's wrong before he goes the way of the guy you mentioned who became royal without a blood transfusion or DNA transplant! Apparently this pseudo royal owes banks to the tune of several hundred million $!!

This boy's apparent intelligence should not become warped to join the ranks of conmen like Bernie Madhoff! Nip it in the bud!

We are all of 1 race, the Human Race

Anonymous,  17 April 2010 at 17:43  

Anon 15.23


nightcaller 17 April 2010 at 20:16  


Tuan Muda, tuan Muda juga...don't forget about Pengantin "Muda". I am not referring to Isa Samad but the newly wed closer to your home...

Let me wish a belated "Selamat Pengantin Baru" .

Miss you in Hulu Selangor today...:)

Anonymous,  18 April 2010 at 09:30  


You said;

"The one time carpet seller, "Tengku" Adnan Tengku Mansor succeeded in converting his commoner blood into princely haemoglobin."

Hmmmm Former Minister and Present Secretary General of UMNO....Still hoping to be appointed a Minister again!

The Wife is Indian..Is she a Muslim?

UMNO is full of Mysterious People in Senior Positions!!!

Joe Black

Anonymous,  18 April 2010 at 12:12  

Joe Black

From what I know, the present wife is an Indonesian.
It seems he got the prefix Tengku when he married the first wife - a Tengku of Terengganu royalty.
But they have divorced.

Apocryphalist 18 April 2010 at 13:06  

In the case of Tengku Adnan, I dont think there is a case of menyamar here. It was Tengku Adnan sendiri who mentioned to the public that the title was not royal. I read that way before all these hooplas.

I know of one beca-rider in Johore. He is real royal - Raja something. Dont know what led him to this predicament. Sama jugak dengan anak P Ramlee merempat sana sini, or that Obama's brother is slumming in the slums.

But then, wanna bet between this trishaw guy and any other raja we care to mention, which one will bring home to his wife and kids pendapatan which is 100% halal?

We will all be in trouble if, in the Eyes of the One Who Matters Most, criteria as to what makes the real man, are sooooo very far from the standards with with we put ourselves against, especially on the Day when our mansions and jaguars and titles and bond stocks help us the very least.


Ir. Hanafi Ali 18 April 2010 at 17:18  

Dato Sak.

Please give me blanket permission to quote you freely in my facebook status. I promise to cite you up and will not add my own cheap comments.

The latest quote I like:

"...leaders don't like to be surrounded by clever people."

Ir. Hanafi Ali 18 April 2010 at 17:22  

Oh ya. I once remarked in my facebook status that even the cleverest people will be fooled by someone stupider. Case in point: the so-called boy genius Adi Putra that got sucked in into AC Mizal gelang magnet scheme.

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