Surgeon General's warning: Winking is hazardous to your health.

1. I have learnt one thing-that we can say 1001 things before the court hearing, they don't mean anything.

2. The actual arguments will be done in court. We may not have all the facts. So we may huff and puff until we are blue in the face, the concrete roof will never fall down.

3. But all our writings complaints and aversions towards anybody served at least one thing. They stir up the emotions of reasonable men. Being reasonable men, we hope they affect the judicial fraternity too.

4. So we vigorously fan the charcoal embers to cause a lot of smoke, shake the tree, throw a lot of mud and dig up enough dirt.

5. Throwing a lot of mud includes dragging in Betty Chew who is not on trial here. So why drag her in?

6. Possibly to cast aspersions on LGE. If Betty were not LGEs wife who was then the CM of Penang would she be paid excessive legal fees?

7. If the fees were voluntarily made who are we to question it? The nasi kandar stall charges us more than 100 per cent. Don't be a sanctimonious bastard.

8. The court can prove or disprove whether the consultancy firm got any benefits from LGE right?

9.if it did not then its just casting the net wide enough to catch the fish.

10. If it's not relevant then its hilarious but damaging nonetheless.

11. Nowadays winking can be hazardous to our mental health. If I were to wink at a lady, that can be interpreted as I am asking her to come to bed with me or asking her to do something salacious.
Right? If readers have a yellow mindset that is.

12. So when LGE was said to have winked at Zarul Zulkifli he was interpreted to say yes to an offer of a bribe of 10 percent of a 6 billion project.

13. Admittedly this Malaysian Charlie Chaplin of the silent movie said he arrived at the affirmative conclusion as a result of his Boy Scout training. I suppose if you were trained as a St. John's or Sea Scout you will arrive at different conclusions.

14. Further if you were trained as a Girl Guide or a brownie you may arrive at still different conclusions. Indeed, there are so many conclusions as there are permutations.

15. I can also say that Mamu Zarul arrived at his conclusion, as a result of his wet dream or sexual mental excusions or intoxication from eating too much nasi kandaq from Line Clear, Beratoq or Kampung Melayu.

16. I say let's appoint Mamu Zarul as the interpreter for the deaf since he's so conversant at sign and bodily language. Who knows he can be the brown Jack Jason.

17. The winking may be caused by many reasons. Some dirt may have got into LGEs eye or the eye can react that way because of the coldness or LGE may be winking at the brazenness of the dark apparition appearing before him offering a bribe.

18. To me, a company which is in the habit of giving bribes to somebody, anybody ought to be banned in all business dealings. A bribe giver is as guilty as a bribe taker.

19. This case is akin to trawler fishing that sucks all the fish, big and small and all other forms of sea life into the whirlpool of notoriety. And mind you, trawler fishing is illegal in coastal waters.

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Badi al Anfal 46

 

1. Ya ampun! Amirul mukminin, raja pada mereka yang beriman mengungkap firman Allah . Dan dia terus dijawab.

2. Sejak bila siamirul mukminin ni baca Quran? Boleh jadi dia mengupah seorang ustaz yang lulus general degree, mencari ayat.

3. Apabila Najib mengungkap ayat 46 surah al anfal, saya berguling atas lantai dan ketawa terbahak bahak. Orang yang duduk atas kerusi hampir jatuh.

4. Ini kerana Najib mula menjadi melayu sekitar tahun 1976 dan jadi Islam lama kemudian. Maklum saja lah semasa menjadi timbalan menteri dia sibuk dengan girlfriend-girlfriend dia. Semasa, jadi MB Pahang dia sibuk dengan seorang bini orang yang kerja dengan Island n Peninsular.

5. Masaalahnya kalau kita petik satu ayat(yang terputus pulak tu) orang lain boleh memetik satu ayat lain untuk meneutralisasikan ayat kita. Sebab itu Najib dijawab.
Padan muka.

6. Nasihat saya yang faqir ini ialah ayat 46 itu harus dibaca bersama dengan ayat 45 dan 47.

7. Ayat2 tersebut adalan pesan Allah kepada team Muhammad saw berdepan dengan team Abu Jahal. Najib ni team Muhammad atau team Abu Jahal? Nabi Muhammad bukan ahli UMNO!

8. Tentera Islam berjumlah 313 orang lawan 1000 orang Quraish yang dipimpin oleh Amr ibn Hisham aka abu Jahal.

9. Najib macam abu jahal lagaknya. Bila ke mahkamah dengan belasan peguambela dan puluhan antek2nya. Semasa penghukuman dengan ribuan apparatchiks UMNO yang diangkut dengan bas. Dari segi jumlah, Najib macam abu jahal kan?

10. Pada perperangan Badr atau bhazwat Badr atau yaumal furqan itu, si Abu Jahal membawa pancaragam, penyanyi dan penari2 gelek nya segala, tapi kalah dan tewas juga.

11. Abu Najib membawa belasan peguambela, antek2nya dan ribuan apparatchiks UMNO yang tidak henti2 menyanyi pujian kepada Najib yang tiba2 dilantik amirul mukminin.

12. Dan dia, macam Abu Jahal tewas dengan hukuman jel dan denda.

13. Najib ni mekngong betul-ingat pada Allah dan rasul itu apa? Ia bermakna ikut semua perintah Allah. Curi duit src, bagi duit curi ke anak yatim dan UMNO tak turut perintah Allah. Menyokong Najib, tidak taat pada Allah!

14. Bila diperintah jangan berbantahan sesama kamu ada Najib ikut? Bila dinasihat merendah diri Najib dengan keangkuhan dan kesombongan dia. Selepas mahkamah mulutnya tetap celupar macam biasa. Mulutnya macam 7 eleven-tak tutup sokmo.

15. Ada kita dengar Najib ingat pada Allah? Yakni dengan berdoa dan berzikir? Besar kemungkinan tak ada. Kalau dia buat tentu dia heboh. Dasar mulut tempayan kan?

16. Najib keluar rumah dengan riya' dan takabbur suka dipuji. Pencuri, perompak.dan penyamun dipanggil bosku. Orang yang tak kenal agama digelar amirul mukminin. Dia enggan duduk dalam kandang tertuduh bila diminta. Meraikan hari lahir di premis mahkamah.
Dia tertuduh bukan pm. Cocky betul!

17. Dalam proses mahkamah, UMNO dah berantakan dan berbantah bantah. Ada yang lari, ada yang dipecat, ada yang suruh mengaku mencuri. Macam mana nak berdepan dengan lawan?

18. Gerombolan UMNO yang didatangkan dan diberi imbuhan datang dengan riya' dan keangkuhan.

19. Mereka ingat jumlah yang ramai menakutkan mahkamah dan pihak berkuasa. Bangga menyokong kejahatan bukan kebaikan dan ketakwaan. Macam orang Pekan cakap palat aok!

20. Demikianlah kalau kail panjang sejengkal, lautan dalam jangan hendak diduga. Pandai2 sangat nak ungkap al anfal 46. Ini belum Ustaz jawab.

21. Macam Shakespeare akan kata... Najib is hoist by his own petard.

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To Kill a Malaysian Mockingbird.

Apparently they recovered some cash in Lim Guan Eng’s house, quite a lot of it too.
Here it is.

 

 
1. That's how I see the prosecution of Lim Guan Eng. Comical. I was ROFL.

2. Even funnier we are asked to believe the words of a political pimp.

3. It would be interesting to see him expose his instrument in court soon.

4. I hope he's not hung like a baby carrot when he flashes his evidence in court.

5. He's the contractor of the tunnel who once bragged that he doesn't have to kautim anyone in the government to get the tunnel project.

6. The contract was awarded through open tender and commiteed by senior Penang and Federal civil servants. They too will provide evidence.

7. But for now we'll have to go on from the contractor since he is the prime actor in these charges.

8. He paid 3 Million to Azeez Rahim. He paid 100k to Halimah Saddique. He paid 100k to Nurjazlan Rahmat. Paid 50k to Zahid Hamidi's officer. He paid 500k to Nazri Aziz, UMNO's rottweiler. He also paid 500k to Rahman Dahalan.

9. My God! This man is a serial briber. And we are asked to believe in his credibility.

10. Perhaps the UMNO luminaries will be called as defence witnesses to confirm they did recieve money from this contractor.

11. By the way the contractor made these allegations in writing. Having made the bed he must now lie on it.

12. Perhaps he will regale us with tales he met LGE at fancy hotels in Penang or Kl. Mandarin Oriental seems to be the hotel of choice.

13. Over cups of kopi luwak, sushi and cigars? Perhaps a visit for a charkuat session ?

14. In the case of the UMNO luminaries there was a smoking gun. He actually paid these people and it is evidenced in writing.

15. In LGE's case there is no smoking gun. How do you put in writing, a promise to pay and a demand to be paid?

16. There may be intervening events that cancel such a promise if one was ever made.

17. Then the whole 'covenant' depends on whether the contractor is honourable and will honour his promise.

18. There are grounds to believe that he is not an honourable person. He paid the UMNO  luminaries and admitted to paying them in writing. In other words he ratted on them.

19. Surely these are grounds to doubt him. Unless the court rejects the admission in writing and rules the written admission not admissible.

20. Then that begs the question -how can something in writing is NOT admissible but something said verbally IS.

21. The contractor must come to court with clean hands. If they are muddied, then he is just the mud thrower!

22. I find it ridiculous a person who once sung praises for the Penang' government's transparency and bragged he did not have to kautim anyone now does a turnover?

23. Now he reverses his storyline and does a Benedict Arnold on his benefactors?

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The folly prosecution of LGE.

1. How do we see the prosecution of Lim Guan Eng? I am not going to say this is political persecution or the consequence of other people fanning the smoke vigorously. Nobody is a sacred cow.

2. The arrest of LGE parallels the conviction of Najib. But that's where the similarities end.

3. In Najib's case, he is already convicted. In LGE's case, he still has to be produced in court.

4. If LGE is guilty he can be friends with Najib at Sungai Buloh.

5. It depends on whether SPRM and the government have a strong case. It also depends on the quality of the prosecution team.

6. If they don't, they better get ready to be sued for a wrongful arrest and possible defamation.

7. Let's assume they think they have. Let the hearing therefore begins.

8. First the politics behind it. The prosecution seemed to be driven by the need to be seen fair. A Malayman did it, now a Chinaman must be prosecuted. Only then it's fair.

9. That seems irrational, but at the moment I have to suspend my judgment.

10. Prosecute a Malaysian Indian too, then the fairness circle is complete. We are non-racial.!

11. If they don't have a strong case be damn ready to pay for it. It may also bring the PN government down. If PH can bring the BN government down, it can also do the same to the unelected government of puffy faced Muhyiddin.

12. I hope SPRM doesn't play the role of a useful idiot to do the bidding of the PN government or appease the Malay crowd.

13. Is LGE a tax evading schemer? Do we find any money in his account? Did he go on a shopping spree in Hawaii and Rome? Check his credit cards.

14. If he doesn't have all these then any moron can see he is not the same as the gorgon Najib. Don't be a Chinese uncle Tom and say LGE is the same as Najib.

15. We would be forgiven for thinking that the case against LGE is because SPRM found 42 million or USD 2.6 billion in his account. Instead, it's based on an allegation that LGE demanded 10 percent commission.

16. Without more SPRM has handed the prosecution a weak case from the start. LGE is said to have demanded not paid yet. So he is not equal to Najib in any way.

17. When monies actually went to Najib' s account they say it's a malicious lie or fitnah. But when LGE is alleged to have demanded only, that is an indisputable fact.
Forgive me, do our SPRM officers have standard 6 qualifications?

18. So SPRM just want to play the racial equaliser and the case is just wind catching straw.

19. Then what is the aim of the prosecution of LGE? It's an exercise in futility right?

20. The aim is to tarnish the image of LGE. See the length they go to achieve this. Find something, anything to nail this LGE.

21. So the powers that-be-can say-look at this China man - he's got warts too. He's kong kalikong too.

22. Its just throw enough mud hope some will stick. Its a new game called Malaysian roulette.

23. But then we don't know what SPRM has. Let them produce the evidence.

24. So hold on to our moral high horse and see where this is going.

25. LGE has to fight this in court. If hes not guilty he walks free and sue the pants off all. If he's guilty then he can say he gave the monies to single mothers, OKU or flood victims in Penang.

26. See if we find these excuses cartoonish. Najib did these.

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Do the talking in court. If in court, anytime ,anywhere.

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1. Najib can say whatever he wants. He's lucky he doesn't say that in court. Otherwise, he is in contempt of court.

2. The fact is he's sentenced to 12 years.jail. Why does he want to involve the rakyat?

3. He's trying to make public a private wrong. That's selfish and irresponsible of him. But what to do? He's born that way.

4. I urge the people not to listen to a sly person like him. It's between him and the court not the court vs the people.

5. He may not be in contempt of the court per se, but he is certainly contemptuous and derisive of the people's court.

6. He sees people as mere digits to be manipulated by a Shylock like him. When it comes to money isn't Najib; a person who wants both the money and the flesh?

7. Why am I not surprised at what Najib said? Because that's what you get when something that's supposed to come out from his posterior comes out from his mouth instead. Every time he opens his mouth he spews shit!

8. He says he gave the SRC monies to the orphans and to UMNO. Let's have the names of these. There must be receipts.

He did not issue ANY? Oh I forgot, he's stupid.

9. What he actually did was:-

10. Who cares about Najib? Maybe the rented UMNO crowd. When he took the money was he thinking about other people? If he can, he wanted to hide from everyone. As pm he thinks he can do anything with impunity.

11. Let me say it in a language a stupido like him can understand.
Before sex, you undress your partner. After sex, you dress yourself only. The morale of the story dear Najib, nobody gives a damn when you are f****d!

12. By trying to involve the people Najib wants to use extra judicial means to overturn a judicial decision. That is irksome and annoying.

13. If he can't poke at the prosecution's case at the high court, then as lawyers say it there is a priori reason to say he will not be able to do it at the higher appellate courts.

14. Maybe he didn't ask for the 42 Million, but he didn't report it either.

15. What's so unfair about the conviction? Is it fair only when Najib walks free?
The conviction arrived at, on well reasoned arguments, considering the overwhelming evidence and a justiciable rejection of the far-fetched, astounding and logic defying narrative of the defence team.

16. Don't throw the water on hearing the thunder in the sky-a higher level of defence would also invite a higher level and stout prosecution. Two can play at the same game.

17. So we say adieu to Monsieur Najib.

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UMNO yang sebenarnya, sila bangun!

1. Kita tak tahu konstitusi seorang askar kecuali bertembakan. Ada askar nampak hebat dalam keadaan biasa tapi kaku bila bertembakan. Itulah cara kita tahu perwatakan sebenar seseorang.

2. Akhirnya kita tahu perwatakan UMNO yang sebenarnya apabila diuji dengan pengahukuman Najib anak Razak.

3. Watak sejati UMNO ditunjukkan dengan 2 cara
(a) gelagat penyokong Najib yang didatangkan dari seluruh negara
(b) gelagat Najib sepanjang perbicaraan.

4. Untungnya perwatakan tulen UMNO ini bukanlah perwatakan orang melayu.

5. Aduhai, ia memerlukan suatu bencana untuk mengeluarkan perwatakan tulen UMNO.

6. Sah dan nyata, bangsa melayu itu lebih mulia dari UMNO dan UMNO itu bukan bangsa melayu.

7. Dari peristiwa penghukuman Najib, maka terserlah lah perwatakan melayu yang sejati

8. (a). Melayu itu bukan penerima dan pemberi rasuah
(b). Melayu itu tak langgar undang-undang. Biar mati anak jangan mati adat
(c) melayu tak menolong kejahatan
(d). Melayu tidak suka mengaku dia yang buat bilamana perkara itu diusahakan bersama
(e) melayu tidak hipokrit berpura pura. Apa yang dilihat itulah seadanya.
(f). Melayu itu tidak menggunakan Tuhan untuk menguatkan kepalsuan.

9. Sifat-sifat jelek dan bobrok ini dicerna oleh UMNO saja. Merekalah yang membudidayakan sifat-sifat buruk ini. Dan kita tahu hanya najis saja yang dicernakan.

10. Solusinya tinggalkan UMNO. Faedahnya banyak. 1 dari 18 orang melayu adalah UMNO. Mati sorang orang UMNO, 17 orang melayu hidup tanpa UMNO!

11. Hanya orang UMNO yang sanggup menggadai harga diri untuk 30-50ringgit. Menjual harga diri menjadikan mereka hanya, angka-angka yang boleh dimanipulasi oleh Najib dan warlords UMNO yang lain.

12. Orang yang tiada harga diri sanggup melakukan apa, saja termasuk melalak tak tentu pasal depan mahkamah dan diperlakukan sejadi jadinya.

13. Menjadikan diri mereka sebagian dari kumpulan yang datang konon kerana menyokong bosku adalah satu cara diterima oleh orang yang tidak normal. Kesian orang UMNO.

14. Menjadi pengikut boleh saja tapi jangan jadi pengikut buta. Sadarlah dari membuat sesuatu yang sia-sia seperti menyokong seorang pesalah. Dia kata tak tahu menahu mengenai wang src tapi mendabik dada kata itu wang src yang dibelanjakan untuk UMNO dan anak yatim. Dia joli di Hawaii dan Rome. Dasar penipu bersiri!

15. Awak semua kuda tunggangan Najib mencapai sesuatu yang tidak bolih dicapai dimahkamah. Maka biarlah dia membuat rayuan sehingga lembu pulang kekandang.
Lembu tidak bolih menjadi manusia tapi manusia bolih dilembukan!

16. Bukankah berhimpun beramai ramai melanggar undang-undang? Apatah lagi semasa negara dilanda covid 19.

17. Tapi tidak mengapa. Kalau mati pun, mati syahid kata seorang matlaon. Mati mempertahankan amirul mukminin Najib Razak. Amirul mukminin yang suatu ketika sebut Muhammad subhanahu wataala dan Allah saw. Itu dia amirul mukminin kalian!

18. Tapi macang ahli parlimeng maghang kkabo dakpe awang, dia baru balajar.

19. Saya pung ramai kawang-kawang yang sebut waman, watang wapo, mana ssaw kali?
Kemaman kuantan, kuala lumpur mana besar sekali?


20. Agaknya semasa berhimpun tu orang UMNO naik sawan. Semua dilupakan. Kerana sedikit ole-ole. Tidak ada sighah atau warna Allah yang mewarnai kehidupan harian.

21. Apabila semua kehemahan/decency dan ketertiban/propriety dihumban laungan mempertahankan Islam itu tinggal laungan untuk menawan minda orang melayu aja.

22. Bila orang UMNO kata mereka membela islam itu klentong saja. Mana mungkin mereka membela Islam kalau mereka membela kejahatan?

23. Bukankah al maidah : 2 berkata kita tolong menolong orang lain untuk kebaikan dan menguatkan ketaqwaan dan jangan menolong kejahatan?

24. Menolong Najib nyata menolong kejahatan. Boleh kita percaya orang UMNO yang tiada harga diri ini?

25. Orang melayu tak tebal muka mengaku perkara yang dilakukan beramai dikakukan sendirian. Hanya orang berkulit tebal macam Najib boleh buat demikian.

26. Demikianlah Najib mengaku dia memesatkan kemajuan economi dan merancakkan pasaran saham sedangkan ini semua usaha ramai. Orang melayu tak bersikap lembu punya susu sapi dapat nama.

27. Hanya Najib yang tak malu saja mengaku ini semua. Tidak syak lagi ini cubaan melepaskan tengkuk sendiri.

28. Orang melayu tidak bersikap telunjuk lurus kelengking berkait. Tidak dakwa membasmi akta isa tapi menggantinya dengan undang-undang lain yang sezalim.

29. Orang melayu tak bemuka muka dua/duplicitous. Hanya Najib bersikap begitu sebab itu kesemulajadian nya.

30. Sikulit badak itu mengaku dia mahu memperkenalkam sistem sumbangan politik yang telus tapi ditentang oleh pembangkang. Bohong! Yang menentang ketelusan ialah UMNO.

31. Peristiwa himpunan umno mendedahkan perwatakan umno yang sebenarnya. Saya mengkritik umno bukan menyerang melayu ya. Melayu lebih besar dari umno!

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A liar by any other name is still a liar.

1. I would like to address a few issues. They are mostly lies if unanswered.

2. Najib was the youngest MP. So what? We are supposed to drool at that?

3. It was just a fortuitous outcome. Tun Razak had just died. The Pekan idiots were too consumed by grief and believed that Najib must have inherited Razak's leadership skills that the man who didn't know to properly wash after urinating, was chosen as mp over others.

4. That's all to it. Najib was a consequential MP.

5. Najib was the Youngest MB. We are not told of the irreparable damage done to the Pahang logging industry. At that time ASPA was already treated as his personal ATM. So with SRC and 1MDB, its déjà vu.

6. He wasn't managing the state well but was more interested in sowing his wild oats. Especially on a certain then already married woman.

7. Didn't Najib as the youngest MB declared that his wife then was suffering from 'gila babi'? It was just an excuse to divorce the then wife.

8. As the youngest MB, he appointed his cousin, Aman Najas to head ASPA. That would make the pillage of aspa easier.
Not only did the cousin earn a princely salary of RM40,000 but the bloke was driving a Porsche to work!

9. Najib was the youngest man of steal.

10. Najib does not even have a parking summons. So do thousands of kampung people who don't drive.

11. How could Najib? He rarely drives. Tell me which policeman would issue a parking summons on a minister?

12. Everything Najib said is debatable. He was indeed pm for 9 years. It was a period more known for SRC, 1MDB, ECR and the purchase of expiring IPPS. And the fire sale of Khazanah's assets.

13. The stock market was the most robust. It was so because the robbers became the players in the market, fleecing ordinary investors. Plus they knew the robber in chief was at the helm.

14. The economy was great not because of Najib alone. It was a collective effort by the private sector, the government, investors and the household.

15. Shame on Najib for claiming the economy was good because of him. The economy would have grown despite of him not because of him.

16. Najib claimed that it was he who abolished ISA. Not true, it was the opposition which pressed for its abolition. It was Najib who replaced the ISA with more Draconian laws.

17. Najib further claimed he pressed for a transparent political donation system but was stymied by the opposition. This was a big lie as it was UMNO which was against the system.

18. Najib was lying through his teeth when he said he created massive infrastructure projects especially in transport and housing.

19. The most notable transport project was the overpriced ECR project which was negotiated downwards by Tun Daim Zainuddin. Needless to say somebody must have earned some mouth watering commission on the overpriced value. Guess who?

20. Out of the 1 million public and Felda housing project targeted, not even 30 per cent was achieved. It was a NATO (no action talk only) project.

21. Finally, I dedicate the following Chinese song to bossku. I don't understand Chinese but understand the photos.

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