Um-nooo, the last of the mohicans. Sontoloyo series 81.

1. After listening to what's said by UMNO people at their recent PAU, I feel like saying, beam me up Scotty . 

2. It's a gathering of brainless idiots pouring out inanities, often contradicting themselves. 

3. Enough has made us feel nauseated about UMNO has no maruah,but I'll remain in UMNO anyway. 

4 . Now, we all know that UMNO is a party with no maruah. It's the star strek character, the Klingons, who will cling on to power by any means necessary 

5. By herr Akmals definition, UMNO has no maruah . 

6. Deciding to still stay with the party, he has shown he is a bloody fake and a phoney. 

7. Why should sensible malays listen to Adolph Akmal? 

8. After berating DAP mercilessly, he says he can win Jasin with DAP cooperation. 

9. Is the DAP a prostitute he paid for at a Melaka whorehouse? 

10. If he wants a dogsbody , he can ask ah wee or Babu viges. 

11. He's, at best, a comic relief for us to destress with or at worst, something unpleasant you flicked off with a stick from your boots after you walked through the gutter. 

12. Not to be outdone, the Javanese neantherthal has come up with his own variety of imbecilic ideas. 

13. He has extended the peace pipe to ah wee and Babu viges. 

14. To come back into the fold of Barisan Neraka and to Merrily squeeze the rakyat 

15. You can be sure, the 2 Casper or Lucifer as they maybe, will join, only to realize they have been zoomed by the Javanese neantherthal 

16. Because at the same time, the UMNO 'presideng' has mooted the idea of a grand coalition of Malay supremacists and fascists. 

17. If the idea comes to fruition, where do Mr White and Mr black fit in? 

18. True, it's an idea at the moment, but wee and viges must know Malay supremacism is at the back of jahids mind . 

19. And how can a smarmy, pliant and stupid journalist in all honesty, say that UMNO grassroot has warmed up to the idea of relaxing racial and religious bigotism? 

20. And now the UMNO presideng is toying up with the idea of a grand coalition of Malay supremacists? 

21. It's an attempt to suck up to UMNO or the journalist has got UMNO DNA . 

22. UMNO inhabits a world of palace intrigues and dissensions. 

23. It therefore judges others, especially the DAP to operate in the same way UMNO does- with teams A and B. 

24. That lie has been answered clearly and unequivocally by the DAP secgen. 

25. There you have it. An UMNO with no maruah, no integrity, cannot be believed and no support. 

26. Ignore the UMNO bootlickers; lets read the talqin for UMNO.