Akmal the dysfunctional corporal, Adolph Akmal and UMNO the dysfunctional party. Sontoloyo series 79

1. I am celebrating to see akmal in UMNO.

2. In an earlier article, I said it is profitable to have this mad dog remain in um.,..nooo 

3 . With a joker like him around, who needs an enemy to bludgeon UMNO? 

4. Akmal has single handedly diminished UMNO and will destroy it eventually. Hurrah! 

5. With him remaining in UMNO, the PUKI party becomes the object of derision, despised and hated at even, seen as contemptuous and nauseating objectionable 

6. UMNO will be lucky if at GE16 , it will scrape through with 15 seats. Hope it's less. 

7. Now, everyone knows that this akmal is a bloody fake. 

8. Didn't he pompously tie his decision to quit UMNO, if UMNO remains with the PH government? 

9 . Because if UMNO chooses to remain, then it's clear it's a party with no maruah and amour propre. 

10. Well, UMNO, through the man most without maruah has chosen to stay 

11. By definition, UMNO has no maruah. By choosing to stay with UMNO, here doktor also has no maruah . 

12 . So akmal is a bloody fake. His pompous declaration that he seems to be the only person with maruah was only for show. Where got maruah lor? 

13. He was advertised to stay on by another bloke most un-maruah at all, the Javanese neantherthal. 

14. Later, we shall see the strongest reason as to why all law abiding citizens especially malays ought to stay away from UMNO and withdraw their support from this fascist party 

15. You know how fascism starts. First they amuse the masses by promising the sky and then they muzzle up the intelligentsia. UMNO does that. 

16. When 2 parties without maruah combine, what can they produce? Can something honourable come out from an unholy union? 

17. Let's not forget the Javanese neantherthal told all and sundry that he met reps of the arab prince who donated 2.6b to the kleptocrat in chief. That was a blatant lie. So what maruah are we talking about? 

18. He probably met up with a voluptuous Arab belly dancer where he proceeded to give her a few doses of Malaysian hospitality from his glorious loins. Spiced up with bubuk jawa of course! 

19. Have you seen what emanated from the assembly of the fascists? First of course, UMNO youth stole all the thunder from all the pondan tua.

20. The usual bellicose and fighting words, blame shifting and deflection and finding UMNO's bugbear and bete noire, the DAP of course . 

21. What can be more invigorating that shouts of fight here,fight there, fight everywhere. It's essential to keep the troops in line. 

22. Isn't akmal the malaysian Don quixote everyone depends to slay the Chinese dragons and Indian nagas, more of the DAP komodo. 

23. Screaming bellicose rants is the mandatory requirement of UMNO Pau. 

24. It's an axiom, you have to blame others for your shortcomings, failures and deficiencies.in UMNO's case, it's is it's favorite bugbear, DAP. 

25. DAP is the bete noire, the enfant terrible without which UMNO cannot gaslight the Malays. 

26. The chicken crossing the road, got flattened by a car driven by a DAP commissar. 

27. DAP is the white which the UMNO black needs to survive. 

28. That little Hitler, Adolph akmal has scammed all of us. Yes, that UMNO corporal. 

29. He has resigned his Malacca exco post, which doesn't count and is just a bangsawan. 

30. He's still an UMNO ADUN and UMNO youth chief, right? The party which he judges as having no maruah 

31. Being part of a party which has no maruah, can only mean he himself has no maruah! 

32. That little corporal, Adolph Akmal is both a fake and has scammed us. 

33. On what basis then, can he ever talk to malays about anything? 

34. Zilch, nothing , no moral basis from a no maruah person. 35. Have you ever heard UMNO talking about weeding out corruption? Public enemy number 1 and the country's scourge? 

36. Have you heard UMNO condemning kleptocracy and condemning the kleptocrat in chief instead of pestering the king to pardon the biggest kleptocrat? 

37. But since it has no maruah, where got shame? 38. Have you heard of UMNO's strategy to prosper the Malays, Malaysians and raising their incomes though productivity not through income transfers? 

39. About
bridging the rift of incomes between t40 and b40? 

40. About narrowing the disparities between. Urban areas and the countryside? 

41. But then we don't expect any meaningful improvements between urban areas and the countryside. 

42. Because the person in charge of rural deve is a thicky, no maruah, a liar and from UMNO! 

43. God have mercy on us. For all these , UMNO doesn't deserve our support.

44. Here is the strongest reason why we should stay away from umno. It's asking us to defy the law, justice and constitution. 

44a. Despite the law finding the kleptocrat in chief guilty, UMNO is asking us to beseech the king to pardon the biggest crook. 

45. Hoi cibais, the king is king to all Malaysians, not king to UMNO only. 

46. Meanwhile, the little corporal has come up with a few harebrained ideas 

47. He has made it his fulltime mission to fight DAP. Why? Envious that DAP performed better in seats won and DAP ministers are better performers? 

48. Wasn't it clear to him that the parties that beat UMNO are PN and PAS? 

49. And now he wants to send MCA to the slaughter house. Why doesn't he himself contest in kota Melaka? Title.