UMNO PAU: a comedy of errors. Sontoloyo series 80.

1. If an FMT journalist can be arrested for sedition, then arrest Zahid comedy .

2. The Javanese Neanderthal is clearly asking UMNO malays to defy the law . And asking the king to also disrespect the law, by pardoning a convicted kleptocrat.

3. There is a stronger reason to arrest the Javanese Neanderthal than to arrest a poor journalist from FMT.

4. The FMT journalist is questioning the effects of a policy put in place by UMNO anyway

5. Like a DAP MP said, the journalist is arrested while politicians and other princelings linked to corruption are galivanting here there and fucking here there and everywhere .

6. So sorry to have to use expletives. But what to do; I am a rough and tumble country bumpkin .

7. Whatever happened to the 127 or more resolutions on the kleptocrat in chief?

8. Announced pompously and thunderously by the shrilling UMNO secgen.

9. Like most of what happened in the UMNO PAU, it's much thunder but little rain.

10. The plight of Mr X, the kleptocrat in chief was hardly thundered about.

11. Adolph Akmal was busy attacking windmills which he considered as DAP dragons.

12. After vowing to fight DAP all the way, he said he can win Jasin parliament by working with DAP. Is Herr Akmal licking his own spit?

13. Is this boy, all up there? Or has got a screw loose there?

14. It's not to him to determine where he contests. That's the job of ketua perhubungan, Fat Albert.

15. Unconsciously , Adolph Akmal is after the Melaka kms job. Be careful, Fat Albert , of the young dick.

16. The UMNO PAU recently was a comedy of errors, it's hard not to laugh.

17. The demagogue didn't speak about maruah. The one thing akmal alleges the party doesn't have if it stays with the PH government

18. Obviously he can't, because he has none having chosen to remain in the unprincipled party

19. Nor did he point out the failures of the PH government which warrants UMNO's exit .

20. The pemuda UMNO dangdut connoisseurs were probably entertained and deflected by Adolph Akmals rhetorics and histrionics and melodramatics.

21. The pemuda UMNO mediocres were sufficiently bamboozled by akmals histrionics especially his diatribes of DAP.

22 . Pray tell, how does DAP factor in, in the issues of UMNO's maruah and shortcomings of the government?

23. The PAU was equally comical when the Javanese neantherthal took center stage .

24. This PAU will be more remembered by the many nonsensical things said that things it didn't say .

25. The UMNO leaders didn't speak about 1 most important thing. How to weed out corruption and kleptocracy

26. How to apply paraquat and roundup to the foliage of corruption.

27. Instead,it's asking the Malays to defy the law and beseeched the king to also disrespect the law by pardoning the kleptocrat in chief

28. Binawe punya um ..nooo

29. That's more seditious and that's why Zahid deserves more to be arrested that the FMT guy

30. How do you reconcile this UMNO stand with the messages given by the King, sultan perak and ydpb negeri sembilan?

31. The king was the first person to speak about flying coffins. UMNO people thought it was said in jest.

32. He was deadly serious about it. He knows of the shenanigans in the military .

33. The recent arrests by sprm of a number of military top brass have vindicated the King.

34. The message to umno thickies should be clear .

35. Here is a king who will not tolerate corruption and graft. Punishments and comeuppance waits the convicted.

36. Not pardon. Not house arrest.

37. The sultan of perak also said something. His majesty lamented that greed has coloured the character of our society.

38. Begging your pardon Tuanku. Not the greed of god fearing ordinary people.

39. It's the greed of god defiant political and bureaucratic princelings .

40. Those given positions of trust, deserve more severe punishments. No molly coddle and treated gingerly.

41. Perhaps, the most devastating statement came from the negeri sembilan king.

42. He's surprised and disappointed that those convicted of stealing billions of ringgit are idolised and adulated

43. All taken, the statements by the King and the kings should send a clear message to the stubborn UMNO delegates .

44. Which is, that UMNO people and brainwashed Malays can shove the ideas of pardon, house arrest and other leniencies down their candy ass.

45. Meanwhile the comedy of errors in and UMNO continues.

46. Wak47 extends an olive branch to ah wee and apoo sarava. Ah wee is more perceptive of UMNO politics, apoo sarava less so. Maybe wak can also send him a bouquet of flowers.

47. At the same time, wak moots the idea of a grand coalition of Malay(fascist) parties .

48. Tell us please, where do ah wee and apoo fit in?