The vine snake and the dragon. Sontoloyo series 99

1. I felt like throwing up, when an old toothless UMNO tiger said, among other things:-

2. DAP shouldn't wait until July to get out of the PH led government. It became the unity government which includes no shame, no maruah and a prostitute of a political pariah known as UMNO baru.

3. If DAP has self esteem, maruah, amour propre, it should get out of the unity government. Look who's talking.

4. It's a case of the pot bottom calling the kettle bottom, black.

5. Or the skunk telling the horse it stinks. Anyway, people who stay in glass houses shouldn't throw stones..

6 . Didn't the histrionics by akmal proved both party and the fellow have no maruah?

7. Therefore, if on account of maruah , UMNO should get out first.

8 . But then, what would a toothless paper tiger know about maruah?

9. You expect this. This is a hubristic 'demand' and command from an irrelevant fossil of a fascist from a party accustomed to a fascist regimentation of society.

10. UMNO thinks it's ways are the only ways for the movement forward for malays and malays absolutely need UMNO to survive.

11. Accordingly, its people go around, including this fossil of an excuse, micromanaging the conduct of others

12. The vine snake is asking the dragon to slither behind the leafy vines like the lowlife it is .

13. But you begin to question why is this relic appointing himself as spokesman for the government?

14. Shouldn't that role be the assumed by the PM?

15. It can only be thus because he is in state of delusion.

16. He thinks UMNO is the government and UMNO calls the shots .

17 . He therefore thinks he is entitled to speak on behalf of the government.

18. That is not strange though, because UMNO is a party of entitled degenerates .

19. What's strange is that he speaks on behalf of the government. He thinks it's an UMNO government.

20. He's a blast from the past .

21. Also, he conveniently forgets that if it's on account of maruah, UMNO should be the first to leave the government.

22. Go on , go solo . Then everyone else can also compete in areas where UMNO does .

23. Provided, UMNO has the testicular fortitude. When akmal was whining, this relic was awfully quiet.

24. When DAP raises an issue( the UMNO's hyena to the DAP lion)he Miraculously found courage to speak out

25. Don't you see his agenda? With DAP out of the government, UMNO can unite with PKR and other Malay supremacists to form a grand coalition of Malay supremacist party .

26. Yes, for all intent and purpose, Anwar because he is Malay, is considered head of a Malay party.

27. Will the twain ever meet?

28. What can DAP do, to foil this relic's wet dream?

29. The best option at the moment, is to stay with the government till end of term.

30. Go alone in the next GE and then decide with which party it wants to work with.

31. Set clear terms with the coalition partner. It's better no UMNO in the coalition . You don't want to be infected by STD .

32. In the meantime, shut the fuck up and stop deciding for the DAP.

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Um-nooo, the last of the mohicans. Sontoloyo series 81.

1. After listening to what's said by UMNO people at their recent PAU, I feel like saying, beam me up Scotty . 

2. It's a gathering of brainless idiots pouring out inanities, often contradicting themselves. 

3. Enough has made us feel nauseated about UMNO has no maruah,but I'll remain in UMNO anyway. 

4 . Now, we all know that UMNO is a party with no maruah. It's the star strek character, the Klingons, who will cling on to power by any means necessary 

5. By herr Akmals definition, UMNO has no maruah . 

6. Deciding to still stay with the party, he has shown he is a bloody fake and a phoney. 

7. Why should sensible malays listen to Adolph Akmal? 

8. After berating DAP mercilessly, he says he can win Jasin with DAP cooperation. 

9. Is the DAP a prostitute he paid for at a Melaka whorehouse? 

10. If he wants a dogsbody , he can ask ah wee or Babu viges. 

11. He's, at best, a comic relief for us to destress with or at worst, something unpleasant you flicked off with a stick from your boots after you walked through the gutter. 

12. Not to be outdone, the Javanese neantherthal has come up with his own variety of imbecilic ideas. 

13. He has extended the peace pipe to ah wee and Babu viges. 

14. To come back into the fold of Barisan Neraka and to Merrily squeeze the rakyat 

15. You can be sure, the 2 Casper or Lucifer as they maybe, will join, only to realize they have been zoomed by the Javanese neantherthal 

16. Because at the same time, the UMNO 'presideng' has mooted the idea of a grand coalition of Malay supremacists and fascists. 

17. If the idea comes to fruition, where do Mr White and Mr black fit in? 

18. True, it's an idea at the moment, but wee and viges must know Malay supremacism is at the back of jahids mind . 

19. And how can a smarmy, pliant and stupid journalist in all honesty, say that UMNO grassroot has warmed up to the idea of relaxing racial and religious bigotism? 

20. And now the UMNO presideng is toying up with the idea of a grand coalition of Malay supremacists? 

21. It's an attempt to suck up to UMNO or the journalist has got UMNO DNA . 

22. UMNO inhabits a world of palace intrigues and dissensions. 

23. It therefore judges others, especially the DAP to operate in the same way UMNO does- with teams A and B. 

24. That lie has been answered clearly and unequivocally by the DAP secgen. 

25. There you have it. An UMNO with no maruah, no integrity, cannot be believed and no support. 

26. Ignore the UMNO bootlickers; lets read the talqin for UMNO.

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Akmal the dysfunctional corporal, Adolph Akmal and UMNO the dysfunctional party. Sontoloyo series 79

1. I am celebrating to see akmal in UMNO.

2. In an earlier article, I said it is profitable to have this mad dog remain in um.,..nooo 

3 . With a joker like him around, who needs an enemy to bludgeon UMNO? 

4. Akmal has single handedly diminished UMNO and will destroy it eventually. Hurrah! 

5. With him remaining in UMNO, the PUKI party becomes the object of derision, despised and hated at even, seen as contemptuous and nauseating objectionable 

6. UMNO will be lucky if at GE16 , it will scrape through with 15 seats. Hope it's less. 

7. Now, everyone knows that this akmal is a bloody fake. 

8. Didn't he pompously tie his decision to quit UMNO, if UMNO remains with the PH government? 

9 . Because if UMNO chooses to remain, then it's clear it's a party with no maruah and amour propre. 

10. Well, UMNO, through the man most without maruah has chosen to stay 

11. By definition, UMNO has no maruah. By choosing to stay with UMNO, here doktor also has no maruah . 

12 . So akmal is a bloody fake. His pompous declaration that he seems to be the only person with maruah was only for show. Where got maruah lor? 

13. He was advertised to stay on by another bloke most un-maruah at all, the Javanese neantherthal. 

14. Later, we shall see the strongest reason as to why all law abiding citizens especially malays ought to stay away from UMNO and withdraw their support from this fascist party 

15. You know how fascism starts. First they amuse the masses by promising the sky and then they muzzle up the intelligentsia. UMNO does that. 

16. When 2 parties without maruah combine, what can they produce? Can something honourable come out from an unholy union? 

17. Let's not forget the Javanese neantherthal told all and sundry that he met reps of the arab prince who donated 2.6b to the kleptocrat in chief. That was a blatant lie. So what maruah are we talking about? 

18. He probably met up with a voluptuous Arab belly dancer where he proceeded to give her a few doses of Malaysian hospitality from his glorious loins. Spiced up with bubuk jawa of course! 

19. Have you seen what emanated from the assembly of the fascists? First of course, UMNO youth stole all the thunder from all the pondan tua.

20. The usual bellicose and fighting words, blame shifting and deflection and finding UMNO's bugbear and bete noire, the DAP of course . 

21. What can be more invigorating that shouts of fight here,fight there, fight everywhere. It's essential to keep the troops in line. 

22. Isn't akmal the malaysian Don quixote everyone depends to slay the Chinese dragons and Indian nagas, more of the DAP komodo. 

23. Screaming bellicose rants is the mandatory requirement of UMNO Pau. 

24. It's an axiom, you have to blame others for your shortcomings, failures and deficiencies.in UMNO's case, it's is it's favorite bugbear, DAP. 

25. DAP is the bete noire, the enfant terrible without which UMNO cannot gaslight the Malays. 

26. The chicken crossing the road, got flattened by a car driven by a DAP commissar. 

27. DAP is the white which the UMNO black needs to survive. 

28. That little Hitler, Adolph akmal has scammed all of us. Yes, that UMNO corporal. 

29. He has resigned his Malacca exco post, which doesn't count and is just a bangsawan. 

30. He's still an UMNO ADUN and UMNO youth chief, right? The party which he judges as having no maruah 

31. Being part of a party which has no maruah, can only mean he himself has no maruah! 

32. That little corporal, Adolph Akmal is both a fake and has scammed us. 

33. On what basis then, can he ever talk to malays about anything? 

34. Zilch, nothing , no moral basis from a no maruah person. 35. Have you ever heard UMNO talking about weeding out corruption? Public enemy number 1 and the country's scourge? 

36. Have you heard UMNO condemning kleptocracy and condemning the kleptocrat in chief instead of pestering the king to pardon the biggest kleptocrat? 

37. But since it has no maruah, where got shame? 38. Have you heard of UMNO's strategy to prosper the Malays, Malaysians and raising their incomes though productivity not through income transfers? 

39. About
bridging the rift of incomes between t40 and b40? 

40. About narrowing the disparities between. Urban areas and the countryside? 

41. But then we don't expect any meaningful improvements between urban areas and the countryside. 

42. Because the person in charge of rural deve is a thicky, no maruah, a liar and from UMNO! 

43. God have mercy on us. For all these , UMNO doesn't deserve our support.

44. Here is the strongest reason why we should stay away from umno. It's asking us to defy the law, justice and constitution. 

44a. Despite the law finding the kleptocrat in chief guilty, UMNO is asking us to beseech the king to pardon the biggest crook. 

45. Hoi cibais, the king is king to all Malaysians, not king to UMNO only. 

46. Meanwhile, the little corporal has come up with a few harebrained ideas 

47. He has made it his fulltime mission to fight DAP. Why? Envious that DAP performed better in seats won and DAP ministers are better performers? 

48. Wasn't it clear to him that the parties that beat UMNO are PN and PAS? 

49. And now he wants to send MCA to the slaughter house. Why doesn't he himself contest in kota Melaka? Title.

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The deepest cut. Sontoloyo series 76.

1. There are 3 latin terms that I would use in response to his reprimand on Yb yby.

2. These are Actus dei nemini facit injuriam, lex naturalis and force majeure .

3. If justices Alice loke and Colin Sequerah were restrained by these, would they have reached the rulings they did? Involving the penyakau in chief?

4. They didn't. The went by facts and law. No romanticism or sentimentalism

5. No reference to the fact that the kleptocrat in chief is the son of the much revered tun Razak. Tun Razak has earned a place in the annals of history, the son has a place in the anus of history .

6. Some people cannot accept that greatness is not necessary inherited . These people cannot differentiate between ascribed and achieved status

7. Hey, it's not my fault if you haven't read Marsh McLuhan or David McClelland.

8. The deeds done by the kleptocrat in chief is certainly not ascribed or inherited. They are achieved on his own.

9. What the son has done is no reflection of the father. The behavior is grafted while growing up.

10. As to the misfortune that has befallen the kleptocrat in chief, it's a freak thing, Actus dei, lex naturalis, force majeure.

11. If we can't blame these, we certainly can't celebrate because of them.

12. What has befallen the kleptocrat in chief is the result of his own doing

13. Because it's due to human frailty, others have a right to disapprove of it. Even in the form of celebration.

14. The most people celebrate is in the form of some verbal outpouring. It's not as if people jump up with joy of open bottles of wine.

15. And most celebrate not at the misery that has befallen the kleptocrat in chief, but at the triumph of the rule of law, triumph of justice and thank God for the presence of fearless judges not unnerved by the stature of the person in the dock

16. I know that justices like Alice loke and justice Sequerah need no public validation and approbation, but many including I, want to thank them for standing up..a big thank you to justices Alice loke and justice Sequerah.

17. The UMNO people are disappointed with the addendum ruling and completely silenced by the 1MDB ruling, but don't take up your disappointment and frustration on Yeoh bee yin

18. You don't even know what she and others celebrated.

19. We are not responsible nor accountable as to how UMNO people and kleptocrat apologists fee and frankly, we don't give a damn!

20. But what we are most disappointed with are the responses of those with bourgeois and genteel sense of justice.

21..Mr X did the crimes , people like been yin gets the flak? Please explain the logic to a samdol like me.

22. Reprimand from your boss is the deepest cut of them all. We don't see wak jahid scolding foul mouthed akmal, do we?

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The case of the mouth being on free gear, the brain not engaged. Or shoot first ask questions later. Part 2. Sontoloyo series no 73.

1. Now, we have to ask what exactly were the terms of reference, given by wak jahid to akmal?

2. If wak says you can go ahead with the convention but you can't talk about exiting the unity government nor can you condemn the PM, might as well not give his go ahead at all

3. Because that was akmals piece de resistance. He links it to UMNO's maruah, dignity , amour propre.

4. When his proposals were rebuffed completely, he suffers the ultimate humiliation

5. He's left standing with his hands cupping his balls. If small children see him full monty, they will have nightmares .

6. After weeks of ranting and proselytizing about dignity and maruah, threats to Islam and the Malays, UMNO's rebuff on akmals proposals, revealed the true character of UMNO.

7. That UMNO is an opportunistic bastard with no maruah, principles or values that keep society whole.

8..it's immediate interests supersede everything else. As long as it can be part of the unity government.

9. Perhaps while being part of the government, UMNO leaders can make hay while it shines. Certainly UMNO people have a lot of experience in this.

10. Can UMNO, devoid of all these - dignity, maruah, values etc, earn the approbation, allegiance and approval of Malaysians especially of malays?

11. Only the brainwashed malays and malays with servile aptitude will support UMNO.

12. In exposing the true character of UMNO, akmal finds his own maruah at issue.

13. What is he to do? Well, if he is an honourable fellow, he will do a yukio Mishima . He is no such fellow .

14. The next best thing to do is, to pack his bags, go to hulu Melaka, bathe at perigi hang tuah to get rid of all the sial

15. Then, isolate himself for à few weeks, then come back to pick up new quarrels with Chinese dragons and Indian nagas .

16. Many people say he should quit UMNO and resign his ADUN seat. He needs to get the fuck out of everything .

17. That's asking the malaysian Don quixote and the UMNO anarchist

18. Because of his notoriety, I disagree with the conventional thinking. Here's why.

19. The continued presence of the pain in the butt in UMNO, ensures UMNO remains to be the object of derision, public odium, contempt and revulsion .

20. The continued presence of the bozo in UMNO, will diminish public esteem in UMNO. Most likely it will diminish even more come PRU16. That will happen because the bozo continues to be 7-eleven. Never closes the mouth.

21. UMNO will be lucky if it manages 15 seats .

22. That should be the strategic objective. Not just to see akmal abandons everything alone but to see UMNO goes down with him.

23. By that time the unity government will be strong sans UMNO . Perhaps by that time, the rakyat can demand the PM to file in new charges against wak jahid.

24. The fact is, nobody believes wak has been chloroxed off the 47 charges.

25. Why is the demise of UMNO as a whole, not only loose canon akmal remains our unwavering objective?

26. Because UMNO is the curse of our life, the originator of all things in our social life .

27. UMNO provides the enabling environment for all sorts of corruption,abuse of positions, kleptocracy, paranoid nationalisme, xenophobic religion and monopoly on loyalty to the King .

28. UMNO defies and subverts the rule of law, is no respecter of justice and purveyor of racial supremacisme.

29. Akmal is the weapon of choice to secure the implosion of UMNO.

30. Let him be the pain in the butt and scissors in the folds

31. As between him and wak,we ask, who's zooming who? ( Salute to Aretha Franklin).

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The case of the mouth being on free gear, the brain not engaged. Or shoot first ask questions later. Part 1. Sontoloyo series no 72.

1. The statements by mad dog akmal must not go unchallenged. 

2. They are imbecilic, propagandaish and serve to dumb down and rile up malays and done up irresponsibly 

3. We don't buy the fake narrative that Islam is being threatened. By who? 

4. It's just an alarmist and exaggerated story by akmal. 

5. To save Islam from these threats, malays need the protection of UMNO. 

6. Don't you see the self serving logic of akmal? 

7. Akmal must think of us as gullible bloody fools. 

8. Everywhere we go around the country, Islam at least on the surface is thriving. 

9. In many of the more Islamic states, not controlled by UMNO by the way, mosques, suraus and musallas dotted the states. 

10. We don't see the non Muslims taking up arms to battle Islam, do we? 

11. If akmal must know, the threat to Islam comes from within not from without. 

12. Not because the Malays are not religious when the religiosity is demanded 

13. By and large, Malays are keener on the ceremonial and ritualistic aspects of their religion. 

14. That attitude, is more displayed by UMNO people 

15. When I was in UMNO a long time ago, the take it lightly attitude was most pronounced with UMNO people. 

16. UMNO people don't like to go to congregational places of worship. But they do like to hold posts in masjids and suraus. But they shy away from carrying out ihya ul masajid activities. 

17. If akmal were to take a survey, he will be dismayed to find out how small a proportion the masjids going crowd among the UMNO youth is. 

18. We can talk about thís matter until the cows come home. We leave it that, to dispute oberleutenant akmals other hoax. 

19. Similarly we are not buying the fake narrative, that Malays are under threat. Let me illustrate a few counterpoints. 

20. Almost all the leadership at all levels in our political set up is dominated by potentially corruptible Malays. 

21. The sultans, MBs, SS,DOs, penghulus and ketua kampungs are Malays. 

22. Government machinery at federal level is also Malay-nised . 

23. The civil service which is not so civil,the army, the police and other uniformed bodies and the judiciary are all dominated by the M-type. 

24. Under such a set up, how can the Malays be threatened? Unless the Malays are weakened from the inside. 

25. Akmal ada faham kah or has heard of the concept of demographics is destiny? 

26. By 2030, malays would constitute 80% of the population of Malaysia. Pray tell, how is it possible for 20% nons to screw the 80%? 

27. That is only possible if the Malays are sufficiently weakened and ravaged by the scourge of corruption or lose discipline by moral depravities. 

28. Don't take the things mentioned in para 27 lightly. See what's happening to our military because of corruption and army chaps having yeh yeh parties and possibly sex orgies. 

29. Malay leaders can be weakened by these 2 things and be defeated by the 20%. 

30. Despite the obvious facts that negate akmals narrative, his warped logic holds it that malays are threatened . 

31. Malays must respond by bunkering in to protect themselves against the mental siege. 

32. Malays must be protected and defended by UMNO and unite as proposed by akmal, under the banner of musibah nasional err muafakat nasional. 

33. That's an unholy union between the temporal fascists (UMNO,) and the ecclesiastical fascists (pas). A union between chalk and cheese. 

34. Akmal sets himself out as a hero and is indeed seen as one by some UMNO right wingers. 

35. A Malaysian don quixote slaying the Chinese dragons and the Indian nagas. 

36. Akmal proposes 2 things. The revival of muafakat nasional which is essentially a union of Malay supremacists. 

37. The other thing is that UMNO exits the unity government. 

38. That, posits akmal is essential for UMNO to have maruah, dignity or amour propre.

39. The narrative about the threat to the Malays and the proposals nay the resolutions of UMNO youth, were designed to elevate the eminence of UMNO and more importantly to elevate the prominence of akmal himself. 

40. In the end, all the narratives and the proposals made by herr akmal were nonchalantly dismissed by the UMN elders without much ceremony. 

41. Akmal sat in the UMNO MKT meeting largely ignored or was treated as a petulant child . 

To be continued in part 2.

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