Mutiny on the Umno Bounty.

1. This is certainly a test of leadership mettle for Zahid Hamidi. 15 of the umno ministers and deputy ministers chose to defy the umno President. What is he to do?

2. When umno ministers met Muhyi telling him they were shocked by the anti Bersatu rhetoric they were in fact one leg in Bersatu already.

3. Saying that the anti Bersatu rhetoric was orchestrated by Zahid himself and the court cluster clique does not diminish the fact that the action of the Bersatu clique was mutinous.

4. It is their fault not to insist that those facing court charges resign. So now they will have to face the consequences meted out by the court cluster clique. Its just smaller crooks facing the wrath of bigger crooks. Serve them right.

5. If they have held their peace during the umno general assembly it is now not open for them to make nuisance noices. That is akin to the Malay proverb when the house is completed only then the chisel makes noice.

6. Excuse me, wasn't the resolution for umno ministers and deputy ministers and glc heads to leave Bersatu came from the delegates? A mandate was given to the president and MKT. Per force, they have to implement it to the letter.

7. To not implement what the delegates resolved, will show that Zahid does not have the testicular fortitude to do so. He has no leadership gumption.

8. But more importantly it shows that delegates cannot trust the leadership of sissy Zahid. Delegates will realise that giving mandates to the leadership is like pouring water on taro leaves.

9. By running to 'Papa Doc' Muhyi they showed they don't respect Zahid as leader and trivialised what the delegates decide. They are just country yobos anyway.

10. Zahid must be man enough to do the right thing. Issue them letters to leave ppbm by end April. Sack those who refuse.

11. By allowing the umno turncoats and traitors to do what they did is allowing others to thump his nose and shove his head. If Zahid choose to do nothing its clear he has no amour propre. Dump him at the next party elections.

12. By sacking these people and that include Ismail Sabri, Anuar Musang and grinning monkey Hishamuddin, will umno suffer adverse consequences?

13. It will not- Because the pro Bersatu faction is a small one. Sack them to remove a malignant tumour.

14. Sacking them will not cause a government surviving on an artificial emergency to fall. And Muhyi will not be man enough to call an election until 2023.

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In Memory of Dear Friends. Part 2.

1. The last text I received from Wan Iqbal read:-saya sakit bang. Get well soon I said. He said he didn't know what his ailment was. I thought it was normal.

2. It was not. He was admitted to the general hospital in kuantan. He passed away later. I lost another dear friend.

3. His full name is Wan Iqbal Afza bin Wan Abdul Hamid. I knew his father Wan Hamid very well. He has supported me while I was in umno. Except probably when I contested against Wan Hamid's elder brother, the late Wan Razali.

4. I called him Za or simply dinda. In return, he referred to me as abang or kanda. Even though I am a DAP member he regarded me as a friend regardless of party affiliations.

5. He was the one who gave me the moniker panglima harimau berantai on account of my controversial blog articles. I have immortalised the nickname on my blog.

6. So that you all know now that there is a reason why I put panglima harimau berantai on my blog logo. It's not because of self inflation. I don't care how others view me.

He was masterful at the Malay quatrains or pantuns. He invented a special one for me to be used in my speeches.

7. It read thus:-

Antan dan lesung lagi bertingkah
Suami isteri bertikam lidah
Saya tukar wadah bukan aqidah
Kepada Allah jua yang saya sembah.

8. He hails from a village called kampung belimbing in Pekan. That's in the constituency of Pulau Manis. If you were to travel there, at the entrance of the village you will come across a stone monument of a star fruit.

9. Admittedly I do not know much of his childhood. But I do know that he graduated from a university in Jordan in islamic studies. He even took a second bride from there.

10. His first wife is a Malay lady from Pekan. He has a daughter with her. Whenever he invited me and a few other friends to his house, I would jokingly ask Tanah Melayu atau Tanah Arab?

11. He is a frequent visitor to Indonesia. Perhaps he has some businesses over there. I don't know. But I know he visits and learns from various kiyais or holymen there.

12. During my visit to Bandung at his behest I met 2 kiyais. One was at a place called Indramayu near Bandung and another in Bandung.

13. He would show me photos of these kiyais at their various pesanterens and villages.

14. Whenever he was in Kl he would call and looked me up. Usually he would bring some herbal medicine which he claimed was good for the male libido.

15. When I was the MP of Raub he visited me there. He got a lot of flak for remaining a good friend to me. But he explained to people that I was a friend who differs in political bearing only. But a friend nevertheless.

16. When I was struck by a stroke he would visit me often. Always he would offer me prayers. We also talked about politics.

17. He would ask me to recite shalawats. He sent me a shalawat to read. And a few other doas.

18. Once when he was in Indonesia he visited a kiyai to pray for me. He sent me a video recording of that meeting and I listened at the doa of the Kiyai.

19. I was very moved when he did that. It was after that i think he got sick.

20. I was shocked to hear of his untimely passing. But then man can only propose, but it is God who disposes.

21. Like my other friend ustad mat, may God places his soul among the virtuous. Aamiin. I will miss my two friends. 

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In memory of Dear Friends. Part 1.

1. I am taking a break from writing about politics. Instead, I want to write about two friends who unfortunately passed away. May they rest in peace and may God bless their souls. Aamiin.

2. The first friend is Tuan Haji Ahmad bin Jaafar. Almarhum. Like I, he was a one term adun of Kuala Tahan Jerantut.

3. I called him affectionately Tuan Haji or simply Ustaz. He was a jovial fellow and fun to be with.

4. He hails from Jerantut and was a graduate in Islamic Studies UKM. What field exactly I don't know.

5. In the Dewan Undangan Negeri he would spice up his speeches with jokes. That would leave everyone in stitches. I have never heard him proselytize (berdakwah) but I suspect, he did them with jokes too.

6. After not being selected as ADUN for a 2nd term, not many knew that ustaz did some direct selling for a while. He was bitter not needed any longer. When the government wanted religious trained people they were recruited in droves. When the government got stronger its like the proverbial when the honey is finished the honeycomb is discarded.

7. All of us the one term aduns were bitter about being ditched. But we had not a single harsh word against the then MB Dato Adnan Yaakob. We believed he was and is kind-hearted albeit having an unwelcoming exterior. He only looked a fierce man.

8. Whenever he was up in KL, and I was around he never failed to look me up. He also became close to one of my few friends Kamarudin Endot. He would also ask the whereabouts of Wan Iqbal whom we addressed as adinda.

9. We were happy for him when he was appointed as a special officer to Dato Adnan. Through that office he can still be in touch with the new ADUNs then. And to stregthen relationships with old adun colleagues.

10. Whenever we met up, we would discuss a wide range of subjects. We would talk about politics, he would clarify some religious issues, about life and man stuff. In between jokes he said he will get a jampi from someone in Jerantut that's good for the libido. We certainly asked to get it with much enthusiasm.

11. It was around 2017 that he began to talk about recontesting in the next GE(2018) in an opposition party. He was disillusioned with umno.

12. He had made some sort of comeback in Jerantut umno, but he knew deep down that he won't be chosen to recontest. He even tried to contest for a seat in umno's MKT but lost. Those experience may have steeled his desire to contest as an opposition.

13. Ustad, I said a person like you will not fit in the DAP culture. You are better off at a party like PKR. Yes he said I plan to talk to the Pahang PKR chief.

14. We talked about this a few more times. There are many things you have to consider ustad. Chiefly the sensitivities of Dato Nan.

15. If I do decide on that course of action I will have a heart-to-heart talk with Dato Nan. I owe much to him. I was glad he stayed the course and did not join any opposition party.

16. When I was struck by a stroke later that year he visited me. Being religiously trained he recited some prayers for me. Little did I know that was the last time I would see him.

17. He is sorely missed. I wish I could tell him, hey ustad I have found the jampi you were looking for.
May God place his soul among the virtuous. Aamiin.

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Fake News Portals. Najib's Handiwork.

1. I am amazed at the adulation of some people at crooks like Najib and Zahid. Every day, we are deluged by some sycophantic media coverage congratulating these two, especially Najib on some insignificant things. Like Najib's opinion on the continued adjournment of parliament.

2. Congratulations Najib on this and that screamed these cheap tabloids. The best news to Najib. Yay! For all you know these news portals are paid for by Najib. Like the one proclaiming that crook Najib will stand as umno president.

3. Ironically the portal proclaiming that Najib will stand as umno president showed Najib reading some material behind bars. Behind bars! Now, that's symbolic of what's to come.

4. I urge the Malays to think carefully. Would electing a certified crook like Najib, win umno a national election?

5. Out of a population of around 32 million there are about 3 million umno members. Can the obnoxious umno members convince 29 million other Malaysians(both Malays and Non Malays) that a crook like Najib is vital for Malaysia?

6. Don't we find it detestable jokers like Lokman Noor Adam or an Ahmad Maslan with their look down attitudes talking to us about the crook Najib? Or the despicable Anuar Musaa pontificating to us? We feel like throwing up.

7. Suddenly you find many of these ball polishing news portals mushrooming after the rain? But unmistakably pro Najib? Obviously financed by the embezzler in chief.

8. The Goebbelsian imprimatur here is obvious (after Joseph Goebbels nazi propagada chief). Repeat the lie continuously, eventually people will accept it as the truth.

9. Our poor, poor Najib is a victim of a grand conspiracy. He is our messiah done in by his political enemies. He is a good person. We won't be able to enjoy his red pouting lips any more. Confound his enemies.

10. The falsity of some of these mosquito news portals are easy to spot. They are overenthusiastic and unashamedly pro Najib. They ignore the fact that Najib is a plunderer and philanderer. Clearly they are written by hired dullards. The intellectual value is nil hiding their falsities behind sensational headlines.

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The mountains moved.

1. I have been saying constantly that the only person who is fit to lead and save umno is Tengku Razaleigh Hamzah. I have been unflinching in my conviction. I don't give a damn if others don't agree.

2. He has got the wisdom, intelligence and sensible to know what the grassroots want. Zahid and Najib are too engrossed in their personal interests. Ku li can put umno back on first principles.

3. My nom de guerre on my blog has AK47 on it, named after the Kalashnikov favoured by Freedom fighters all over. But the real 47 is the Jawa ponorogo Zahid. He's got an unenviable 47 court cases.

4. Don't tell me out of the 47 at least one will not stick? He's a goner. He will spend a long sabbatical in Bamboo River Resort.

5. He is untrustworthy, dishonest and a bloody crook. Remember he is going to jail not on account of his kindness but because of his lawbreaking activities

6. Clyde Najib, one half of the infamous Malaysian Bonie and Clyde couple is the embezzler in chief. He thinks by roping in Zetis husband and asking for bank documents he can do a Houdini. He will also be a guest of the government. But unlike Aziz Ishak who was guest for political reasons Najib is one for criminal reasons. I will advise him not to bend down in the communal bath.

7. So what do I make when the two goons meet up with the hermit of Langgak Golf? I wouldn't read chicken entrails and decipher too much from the meeting.

 

8. They may have just talked about party matters. Or the two goons may have gone to kiss the hand of Don Corleone. He is the godfather of umno politics.

9. But there's no denying that 189 out of 191 divisions agree with Ku Li. To break off the flirtation with the illegitimate Bersatu and end the tryst with PAS. Both are unchaste.

10. Their(Zahid and Najib) physical presence at langgak golf is open to many interpretations. To me, it means the mountains have moved.

11. In Kurosawa's Kagemusha when the mountain moves it leads to a loss. And boy, the two goons have lost on many grounds.

12. On the legal front both Zahid and Najib have all but lost. They will spend jail time at either Bamboo River Resort or the kajang Hilton.

13. If they had entertained any thoughts of Consummating their flirtation with PPBM the grassroots have spoken against them. They cannot defy the grassroots.

14. They have overestimated spineless pas which is but a political whore. By the latter's actions its clear pas is a closet totalitarian riding on religion.

15. But most importantly by going to Langgak Golf they have implicitly acknowledged Ku Li as the de facto leader of umno.

16. So stop being selfish bastards. Leave the leadership of umno by placing umno in the hands of Ku Li. To save and resurge umno.

17. Can they leave their seats to their children while they sort out their legal problems? No they can't. The seats are not theirs to give at their pleasure.

18. It's not them who decide. It's the people who do. It's time for the people to exercise their own 'call out' culture. That is to ostracise the crooks and bad leaders. Be stoic and elect Ku Li.

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Umno, Own Up!

1. Here are some things Malays don't realise and never learnt. Let me, say them bluntly and in plain words.

2. After 60 years of uninterrupted rule, umno and its insignificant BN partners were voted out.

3. The person who presided over umnos defeat is Najib. Read my lips-Najib Razak. Najib is the first umno PM causing umno its first defeat.

4. Najib and his bloody team. There must be something in him that causes people to find him revolting.

5. He cannot just claim all the glory like he did in the SRC trial he must also claim responsibility. By the way, all the claims in the SRC trial was his duty as PM. What do we pay him for? To scratch his balls?

6. The fact is that Najib lost the election. Don't forget and excuse him for that. Tell everyone. The phony Bugis issue lost the election.

7. Equally, liable are the senior umno leaders. These would include the deputy president, the 3 VPs ,the information chief, the treasurer, the auditors heck all the office bearers. They are all accountable.

8. They should all resign en block and get the hell out. Let new faces replace you all. The sky will not fall down if you do.

9. That's the way of democracy. There's no democracy where's there's no accountability.

10. By choosing to stay on, they are only showing their true nature. They are really totalitarian and closet despots.

11. These mothereffers have lost touch with the people. They lived disengaged. Years of living comfortably and deceptively have alienated them. They believed they are invincible.

12. Then came the 2018 GE. The smirk illusion was shattered. They were voted out of office.

13. Why should the people give them a second chance? So that can live out their deceit and lead us into another round of debauchery? You are finito fellas. Get it into your brainless skulls.

14. Expectedly these discredited leaders have their lackeys and running dogs cleaning their shit cleansing and excusing them.

15. But no amount of chlorox can bleach them. The filth is so deep-seated and interwoven in the fabric that it's better to throw them away. You can't put back the toothpaste in the tube. You know what they say about this kind of politicians -they are like diapers. You throw them away for the same reasons.

16. The storyline from the hired spin-meisters are so bizzare and unbelievable. These mothereffers stole, are corrupt or abused their powers because they are victims of some conspiracies. Those are the reasons given by the shyster lawyers of the Menendez brothers who killed their parents citing emotional and physical abuse.

17. Hence, the pompous and haughty generalissimo Lokman Adam spun the story that Clyde Najib stole because of some conspiracies and grand machinations by Mahathir and now Muhyi. Who is this goat trying to kid?

18. It's like saying that Najib boinked the murdered Altantuya because Mahathir conspired. Hello, that conduct is wilful, fool!

19. It's not as if the people woke up one morning and decided they don't like the faces of these mothereffers or don't like the umno logo. The simple truth is they don't like dishonest people. Ada faham?

20. Some umno fools said they asked people how they(the people) feel about umno. These fools concluded things are favourable now and people will come back to umno. Well, they must have asked the deaf and dumb.

21. Some people told me they will go back to umno if leaders like Najib, Zahid and their thieving cohorts are thrown out!

22. So umno people, decide which entity you want to save. The few mothereffers or umno as a whole?

23. Sorry folks. My style of writing is in your face and take no prisoners type. I hit them and hit them hard.
I expect those who disagree with me to do the same to me.

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Trapped Between the Lash and the Gun.

1. The news making the rounds now is the intention of Zahid to expel 2 umno turncoats. They are members of Umno's MKT.

2. The reasons for the intense umbrage on the part of Zahid are because the 2 Benedict Arnolds have the mouths of a vase.

3. These two idiots were said to reveal information to Muhyi. They acted as sounding board to the swollen face elected pig.

4.Obviously they are ingratiated with Muhyi. Either they were given money or were given positions. They were given an offer they can't refuse.

5. Anything is possible from the tempe eating Pagoh man. The man who seized power through a political coup d'état, cheated the Agong and who can sell all land except the plot of his mother's grave. His is a backdoor government which doesn't know how to wish Salam. Jumping through the window like a thief.

6. His only means for longevity is through subterfuges and the continuance of the dedak culture.

7. Netted in his subterfuges and kickbacks are the sexual predator Shahidan Kassim and khaidiriah 'Dira' Abu Zahar. There are probably more. Easily identifiable by their constant assuages and apple polishing of Muhyi's government.

8. Probably included in the rouges' gallery are people like it's not that I love you less, but that I love umno more' town planner, Anuar Musa, the Siamese boygirl grinning like a monkey, Hishamudin Hussein and many more.

9. With no tempest and gushing wind, the sexual predator MP from Arau issued a warning that Perlis umno is willing to be excommunicated from main umno whose religion is corruptilogy.

10. That sounds to me like a pre-emptive strike from a guilty party. Perhaps that Dira lady is planning to shashay infront of Zahid?

11. Only after being castigated all round by Perlis umno, did he retract his prematurely ejaculated ultimatum.

12. Even so, the retractment seems phony and hollow. Despite the proclamation that umno Perlis will stay loyal to the mothership, it still contains hints about the foolishness of not working with Muhyi's Bersatu. Can the voice of the majority of umno divisions be drowned by one voice of the Perlis menace?

13. Whenever, however and whatever Shahidan said, is an act of defiance, insubordination and mutinous. Can the umno Bounty countenance such mutiny?

14. It seems that sissy Zahid is trapped between the lash and the gun. What is he to do? Everybody knows his brain is like a baby carrot. Or as the Malay would say:- To swallow is like letting your mother die, to regurgitate is like letting your father die.

15. The umno president must show he is made from sterner stuff. He cannot tolerate such waywardness. He must represent the voice of 3 million members.

16. He has no choice but to bite the bullet. Expell the 2 idiots to serve as examples. But don't do it alone. Haul the two idiots and others before Umno's disciplinary committee and let them expel the bastards. Sanitize your hands.

17. Shahidan can still light up his fat Havana cigars. Dira can go act in dramas portraying a woman with a 7-Eleven mouth. That never closes!

18. I tell you, in these turbulent times, you need a voice of reason and sanity to lead umno. Whether you agree or not, only Tengku Razaleigh can do that. He's the PM and umno president you never had.

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