UMNO, the enemy within. Part 1.Sontoloyo series.

1. I'll write about the jack Sparrow complex later. Right now I want to write about the dangers posed by UMNO to the unity government.

2. I'll remember the warning by Machiavelli regarding this.

3. It's a fatal mistake to invite the enemy to share power with you.

4. I know Nana Non knows about this . He is more experienced than I and is more street smart. But I will say if from my angle anyway.

5. UMNO is a political curve ball thrown at him that forces Nana Non to react strategically, not in knee jerk fashion.

6. UMNO is running with the hare while hunting with the hounds. Always.

7. Right of the bat, it's always trying to drive a wedge between PKR and it's traditional allies, especially the DAP.

8. UMNO's aim is of course to turn PKR into a Malay centric party so it's more compatible to UMNO.

9. Musa Hitam says Anwar has got the UMNO DNA. His parents were UMNO

10. The grovelling Javanese neantherthal says , Anwar so much loved UMNO. I too, love umno- from afar.

11. I loved watching the puteris clad in tight kebayas sashaying down the aisle.

12. That's as far I go- can't compete with the UMNO veterans. They are drooling and salivating hoping to score with the puteris

13. The relationship between PH and UMNO is irreconcilably opposite. Like chalk and cheese. Heaven and earth.

14. You are going to carry out reformasi, UMNO is digging in to preserve the old way of doing things

15 . You are out to overthrow the status quo but UMNO is doing all it can to retain the status quo including leeching itself to the PH government

16 . Let's see how UMNO sees the way forward for Malays.

17. The charter of the freeman says that he responsible for his lot.

18. He doesn't depend on others like the government to look out for him and baby sit him.

19. He is ashamed if the government gives him handouts and protects him with a host of affirmative arrangements and policies.

20. Under UMNO, Malays have become enslaved people and weakened people.

21. Under UMNO, the Malays fee they are entitled to a free lunch, the BRIMs, SARAs etc.

22. SARA is BRIM mk2

23. You are weakening Malays by taking out the responsibility of looking after themselves

24. These are able bodied people we are talking about, not old and infirmed people.

25. A nation is weakened if you take out responsibility over self and the government plays Santa Claus all the time

26. Malays become dependent on UMNO for their succour and sustenance.

27. The government enjoys playing the role of warden looking out after their charges and making them dependent on it.

28. That's how UMNO looks at the way forward for the Malays.

29. That's the UMNO prescription for the Malays. Giving handouts, playing warden to them ,looking out for its charges, conferring upon them privileges and handicaps , protecting them with all sorts of affirmative and policies, robbing them of the duty to be responsible for himself.

30. That's also counter to the Islamic religious edict. Ar ra'd 11 says god will not change the lot( good or bad) of a people, unless they change what's within them .

31. On all counts UMNO is diametrically opposed to the reformasi agenda. How can we cohabit with them?

32. And so I repeat the warning, it's a fatal mistake to invite the enemy to share power with you. And the enemy is UMNO!

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Anwar's realpolitik. Part 3. Sontoloyo series.

1. If you tinker here and there, change a few nuts here and there, but not taking the whole engine out, you are perpetuating the old broken down system .

2. It's 'more of the same or change?' as James Carville asked. 

3. But in order to overhaul the system you need a team of reformasi minded team . 

4. Not a team of boys and girls who are barely past their age of puberty. Boys who are ,'obsessed ' of visiting Mrs Palmer and her 5 beautiful daughters . 

5. Boys and girls, you don't know if these people wash properly after they urinate or they basuh kencing betul ke tak. 

6. In ancient Greece, Plato demanded that those wanting to be ruling political leaders be of mature age. In the papal state bishops must be of certain mature age. 

7. In China, its leaders are old too. Even in Singapore you don't find wet behind the ears ministers 8. Hence you may think having pupils wear jalur gemilang badges, is a big deal. 9. As I said before, badges of Rose Chan in a seductive pose is more reformasi. 

10. Having these tender shoots as ministers, tells a lot about the PM. 

11. A certain Machiavelli said, the first test of the intelligence of the leader, is to see the people he has around him. 

12. With the exit of La Pixi, the PM has mediocre PKR people as ministers. 

13. I speak with candour and brutal honesty that the performing and reformasi minded ministers are from the DAP. 

14. Sadly those from PKR are wanting. But the most discordant ones are from the UMNO. 

15. The UMNO people are present not as balancing elements for democracy to thrive, they are present to undermine the PH government. 

16. The presence of UMNO in the PH is an anomaly. You are out to implement reformasi. 

17. Which essentially means dismantling the structures, system and culture UMNO has put in place 

18. How can you expect these people to shoot themselves in the foot? 

19. We all know that UMNO inserted itself into the unity government for reasons of convenience.. 

20. It wants to remain In the corridors of power by any means necessary. 

21. Even if it means sacrificing its self esteem. After the akmal histrionics, we now know UMNO has no amour propre. 

22. For wak47,there's an added incentive. By choosing to be in the unity government, he hopes to get full acquittal. 

23. It's imperative for Anwar to mould a cohesive team determined and committed to carry out the reformasi agenda 

24. If UMNO is not on board, the only honourable thing for it to do is get out of the government. 

25. But most importantly, Anwar needs to ensure the ministers in the original PH team is reformasi minded. 

26. Otherwise, you have new ministers but old system. New wine, old bottle . 

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Anwar's realpolitik. Part 2. Sontoloyo series.

1. In a telling remark, the great economist Milton Friedman, made a remark along this line( I adjusted this way).

2. He said: almost always the good promises one makes, end up not done.

3. He famously said, the road to hell is paved with sound good promises.

4. The point is not to make promises but to carry them out

5. Most of us, at least speaking for myself, are and am not interested in hot air

6. Especially with Anwar. When he gets into the constipation mode, emphasizing strategic points in his rousing speech, most of us are sold.

7. Most of us leave believing the promises made presently, are already done yesterday.

8. Later we realized, we have been bamboozled.

9. We wait for the promises to be carried out but waiting for them is like watching for Godot, the character in the Samuel Beckett play .

10. So exasperating slow. We all listened jaw-dropped and in excited anticipation of Anwar's sensational promises.

11. Lowering the prices of groceries and fuels, elimination of ptptn tolls, weeding out and paraquat-ing corruption and abuse of power and instituting the much vaunted tata kelola .

12. All heart warming but admittedly, work in progress.

13. Nana Non has started on these and his efforts must be duly appreciated.

14. Reforms in these areas take time. They cannot be achieved overnight. Hey taking a piss takes time too.

15. Nana Non, the Hindi song belter, faces opposition from all corners.

16. Operational, from the bureaucratic mandarins, from the deep state and from the vested interests community.

17. Political -from the fascists like UMNO and the ecclesiastical warlords party and the right wing Malay supremacist fringe groups.
18. Perhaps because of his perceived lethargy and wrongly regarded as lackadaisical attitude, wak47 says Anwar so loved UMNO.

19. Yeah, tell Anwar, you loved him too and want to have his baby .

20. But nothing must distract Anwar from his fierce determination to carry out his promises.

21. Promises made, promise kept.

22. Your political longevity depends on it. Peduli sama UMNO and birds of the same bulu.

23. But there's one promise I wish Anwar says it explicitly. Hopefully he has it at the back of his head.

24. Which is to dismantle the structures, system and culture put in place by UMNO.

25. That's the whole idea of reformasi after all.

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26. We are not interested in retaining the status quo, but in overthrowing it!

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Anwar's real politik. Part 1. Sontoloyo series.

1. Let me say this. Unequivocally and clearly. I don't want anvar ebraheem to be a one trick pony.

2. Not a one hit wonder. Then fades into oblivion.

3. Friends tell me sarcastically. Why don't the great sakmongkol condemns Anwar Ibrahim?

4. The great is the sarcasm part.

5. I asked simply . The alternative?

6. The kleptocrat in chief type? The man who thinks, only he is right type? The quiet plunderer type? The accidental PM type?

7. He is the best choice. At least, he gives out the feel good sound bites.

8 . Reformasi, end corruption. End abuse of power . Good governance. Toleration of diversity, the now ubiquitous madani sloganeering.

9. Except, he risks becoming a one trick pony. That must avoid thing . The phlegm you must spit out .

10. He will become one if these main things happened

11. Breaks the faith of people in him, reneges on his many promise and surrounds himself with un reformasi minded dolts.

12. To these, I add another one. If he's caught in what I called, the jack Sparrow personality .

13. That's a person who makes up knee jerk solutions, off the cuff solution as he goes along.

14. Not therefore, a strategic thinker .

15. He risks becoming a one trick pony, if he breaks the faith of people in him.

16. If he vacilates, becomes hesitant or simply, a political invertebrate and bends over

17. Or more bluntly, he's a hypocrite, a revisionist a counter reformasist.

18. In carrying out the reformasi agenda, he rationalises his timidness and meekness by saying he has to aver to what UMNO, DAP and others say

19. Not so much of DAP and others, but because of blasted UMNO

20. The first step towards reformasi is to unravel all the structures and the way of doing things by UMNO!

21. Machiavelli says, I am not interested in maintaining the status quo but in overthrowing it .

22. Nearer home, a certain lee kuan yew, in a speech given after he settled the SIA pilots belligerence, said ;

24. Whoever rules Singapore, must have that iron in him.

25 . Translated it means, if Anwar dominates UMNO and the others, he must have that iron in him .

Yang suka lagu uncle satchmo ialah: sakmongkol

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Rojak rojak politik 2: Perasuah, pemakan babi serta BABI. Sontoloyo series 92.

1. 2 kenyataan Sultan Pahang menarik perhatian .

2. Pertama, ialah kuasa pengampunan bukan hadiah politik Dan hadiah peribadi.

3. Pengampunan mesti dibuat mengikut lunas undang2 serta perlembagaan.

4. Kepada saya, jika ia bukan hadiah politik ianya bermakna tekanan politik tak boleh desak pengampunan dilakukan.

 

5. Maka orang UMNO boleh berhimpun di perkarangan mahkamah serta menjerit sampai muka baik biru, bebas, bebas bossku .

 

6. Orang pekan boleh kata, kepala bapok aok!

 

7. Demikian juga kalau ribuan orang UMNO berhimpun dalam dewan, guna suara politik nak desak pengampunan, ianya buang masa.

 

8. Walaupun wak47 guna bahasa yang sopàn, kerana ampun bukan hadiah politik, desakan tersebut, ke laut.

 

9. Tambahan pula oleh kerana ia bukan hadiah peribadi, konsiderasi peribadi, tidak relevant .

 

10. Maka seorang pacal yang hina dan yang berkenaan, ada 0 peluang untuk dapat ampun.

 

11. Satu lagi kenyataan Sultan Pahang yang menarik ialah mengenai gelaran honorific negeri Pahang.

12. Gelaran2 ini bukan bersifat seumur hidup. Gelaran2 tersebut terkesan oleh angkubah2 seperti kejujuran, integrity dan2 perilaku. 

13. Adakah gelaran2 yang telah diberi kepada seorang insan tertentu akan ditarik? 

14. Terdahulu dari itu, sultan Pahang, telah mengeluarkan kenyataan mengenai RASUAH serta korapsi. 

15. RASUAH kata Sultan Pahang bukan nya jinayah yang ringan tapi lebih dahsyat, ianya pengkhianatan kepada negara. 

16. Mungkin itu dirujukan kepada RASUAH yang berlaku dalam organization badan beruniform, namun kenyataan tersebut terpalit juga keatas seorang kleptocrat-in- chief. 

17. Dilihat Dari sudut kenyataan itu semua dibuat, seolah olah ampunan yang telah diberi keatas seorang kleptocrat-in- chief, disesali. 

18. Itu adalah tanggapan serta pembacaan saya saja-mungkin Salah . 

19. 2 perkara penting disebut oleh sultan perak. 

20. Masyarakat kita jadi tamak haloba serta permohonan ampun mesti dilakukan oleh yang empunya diri. 

21. Tamak haloba membawa kepada korapsi. Mungkin orang melayu tamak haloba, tapi yang paling tamak haloba ialah orang UMNO serta yang terpaling tamak haloba ialah kleptocrat- in- chief. 

22. Jika permohonan mesti dibuat oleh yang empunya diri adalah suatu titah, Maka jika permohonan itu jika dibuat oleh pihak ke3 , ia nya tidak relevant. 

23. Dari segi procedure, permohonan si kleptocrat in chief adalah defective Dari Mula and is doomed for failure. 

24. Kenyataan yang dipertuan negeri sembilan mempunyai universal import . 

25. YDipertuan sesal Dan hampa orang melayu khususnya orang UMNO mengidolakan perasuah yang terbukti mencuri berbiliun ringgit . 

26. Kepada saya, itu suatu indictment yang terrible keatas bangsa melayu. 

27. Ianya bermakna orang melayu khususnya orang UMNO, punya sistem nilai yang rosak. 

28. Ia melayakkan orang melayu dipanggil the sad race . We each the next generation , the wrong values. 

29. Bila kita ajar jenerasi yang mendatang, bahawa tidak apa korapsi, kita ajar bahawa korapsi bukan jinayah, tapi suatu kerjaya. Babi dan korapsi 

30. Kaitan antara babi dengan korapsi tidak direct. Izinkan saya melihat perkara dari sudut ini . 

31. Sultan Selangor murka kerana orang menternak babi di tg sepat. 

32. Oleh kerana kawasan penternakan hampir dengan kawasan perumahan orang melayu, ia menimbulkan kemarahan. Mereka mengadu kepada sultan. 

33. Babi, kepada orang Islam dilihat kotor, jijik serta Haram . 

34. Sultan murka yang Kotor, jijik serta Haram. Kebencian kepada 3 parameters itu, adalah ratio decidendi nya 

35. Ratio nya sultan murka benci amat kepada yang Kotor, jijik serta Haram 

36. RASUAH pun demikian - kotor, jijik serta Haram. 

37. Ertinya, kerana korapsi punya parameters yang sama dengan penternakan babi, ianya dimurkai. 

38. Murka pada penternakan babi, murka lah pada korapsi! 

39. Maka boleh lah kita kata, perasuah adalah pemakan babi jua. 

40. Hanya golongan kotor, jijik serta Haram boleh makan barang2 yang serupa. 

41. Kepada golongan ini, makan barang2 ini, adalah perbuatan biasa. 

42. Perasuah adalah pemakan babi dan pemakan babi yang paling terkemuka ialah kleptocrat-in-chief. 

43 . Dan kita jangan buang possibility, bahawa bila kawasan tg sepat diketepikan oleh pejabat tanah dan pbt, ada berlaku korapsi. 

44. Jika RASUAH berlaku, maka pegawai2 pejabat tanah dan pbt juga merupakan pemakan babi. 

45. Bahkan , perasuah boleh dikatakan BABI. Ini kerana, mengikut kajian sains, total DNA babi adalah 90-98% DNA manusia. They share the same DNA. 

46. Orang yang ada bourgeois sense of fairplay serta genteel sense of justice kata, aduh jangalah menghina sangat orang terutama jika mereka Islam. 

47. Koreksi enche, bukan orang secara umum, hanya perasuah! 

48. Kalau ikut titah-ucap sultan Pahang, perasuah bukan saja melakukan jinayah kecil, tapi mereka adalah pengkhianat masyarakat. 

49. In the olden days, we know what they do to traitors. They hang them. 

Yang suka lagu tak seindah wajah ialah:-sakmongkol.

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Rojak rojak politik zaman now. Sontoloyo series 91.

1. Tabiat menyalahkan orang lain kerana kegalan, kelemahan sendiri adalah tabiat yang reaksioner dan anti revolusioner.

2. Reaksioner erti nya bertentangan dengan kemajuan dan nilai2 sejagat yang diterima umum. 

3. Counter revolutionary ertinya melibatkan diri dalam kegiatan2 menentang reformasi dan perubahan baik 

4. Prinsip sejagat ialah seorang itu bertanggung jawab atas perbuatan nya sendiri . 

5. Maka, to be reactionary dan counter revolutionary adalah jadi degil dengan prejudis serta bigotry nya serta terus kekal dalam kebebalan nya. 

6. Itu lah sikap yang boleh describe sikap AP képala batas, mastura anak mas'ud Al buaya 

7.Siakap senohong, gelama ikan duri, cakap selalu bohong, lama2 mencuri. 

8. Ratip ratip buli nipah, sudah ratip nak upah. 

9. Apabila dia dakwa orang kepala batas catu beras, dia menyalahkan DAP kerana menyaman nya. Jadi tiada peruntukan beli beras 

10. Itupun dakwaan bercatu entah betul atau tidak. Kerana dia congenital liar, berbohong adalah sikap kesemulajadian kedua nya. 

11. Bukankah dia disaman DAP sebab dia berbohong dan defame orang2 DAP? 

12. Maka kalau betul warga kepala batas bercatu, IA adalah akibat kerusakan peribadi anak mas'ud Al buaya. 

13. Nyata juga, perlakuan buruk serta hipokrit se2orang bebas Dari perwatakan serta cara orang itu berpakaian. 

14. AP képala batas mungkin berwatakan serta berpakaian Islamic, tapi itu semua tidak menyekat nya berjahat. 

15. Maka orang melayu khususnya, jangan lekas percaya visual manifestation se2orang 

16. Apakah warga kepala batas mahu terus upah seorang yang ada sikap buruk as second nature? 

17. Apabila Hannah Yeoh umum kaji electing Dato bandar WP KL, Malay supremacists jadi goga dan gegak gempita. 

18. Anuar Musa umpamanya , mencelakakan Hannah Yeoh macam2. 

19. Kerana dalam masa yang singkat saja, Hannah Yeoh memajukan banyak perubahan baik 

20. Yakni dalam masa sama mendedahkan kelembapan anuar Musa semasa dia menteri WP. 

21. Sebab itu, dia hysterical! 

22. Ramai Dari kita dah meluat di suruh percaya kalau Cina jadi menteri atau pemimpin, dia mesti ada sinister motives keatas orang melayu 

23. Jadi orang Cina berdepan dengan double whammy. Jika dia Cina dan DAP pula,orang melayu mesti bersangka buruk keatas mereka . 

24. Sikap demikian timbul kerana orang melayu terpengaruh dengan nationalisme sempit UMNO Dan ada sour grape mentality didasari pula dengan sentiments perkauman. 

25. Seperti dijangka, Adolph Akmal dan preman2 UMNO menentang idea pemilihan Dato bandar 

26. Kerana takut kalau ada elections, jawatan Mayor bukan orang melayu punya 

27. Orang UMNO ingat, jika mayor orang melayu, kebajikan orang melayu akan terjaga. 

28. Ini adalah sangkaan yang meleset. Sejarah telah membuktikan bahawa jika melayu jadi pemimpin, tidak ada gerenti kebajikan orang melayu terjaga 

29. Zaaba mengingatkan kita, bahawa yang paling menindas serta memerah orang melayu terdiri dari kalangan pemimpin2 bangsa mereka sendiri 

30 . Hannah Yeoh boleh pinggirkan pandangan2 bozo Malay supremacists . Mereka tak relevant. Hannah Yeoh answerable ke PM Dan Ambik langkah yang betul. 

31. Adolph Akmal yang mewakili UMNO crime family serta wakil2 crime family lain, segera menentang idea pemilihan Dato bandar ni 

32. UMNO serta kumpulan Malay supremacists lain memang suka melantik stooge sebagai mayor kerena sebab2 obvious 

33. Boleh lah stooge di arah serta dicucuk hidung untuk mendepani interest mereka, bukan kepentingan rakyat. 

34. ' netizen' mana yang kata tak setuju kerana ada angkara durjana keatas orang melayu? 

35. Netizen' kepala bapok aok, kata orang Pahang. 

36. Kepada yang sudah terbiasa dengan pemerintahan fascist, berian percuma, entitled serta neo feudal, persaingan dan equality adalah penganiayaan. 

37. Kepada UMNO serta kumpulan neo feudalists lain, persaingan dan pendemokrasian adalah idea2 yang bahaya. 

38. Idea itu mesti ditentang apatah lagi pada sangkaan golongan fascists ini, idea itu datang dari menteri Cina dan DAP. It's blasphemous serta heretic! 

39 . Alangkah terkejutnya golongan fascists ini mengetahui bahawa idea mayoral election datang dari UIA. 

40. Institution melayu dan Islam! 

41. Bolehlah Akmal dan kumpulan militant lain2, baling Molotov cocktail ke laman UIA. 

42. Idea ni baru diperingkat kajian . Tapi sudah mencetuskan rasa cemas amat sangat dikalangan fascists dan Malay supremacists 

43. Yakni golongan rasa self entitled, yang berselindung disebalik 1001 dàsàr2 affirmative yang ada .

 

44. Yang paling penting ianya mendedahkan sikap sebenar UMNO serta UMNO of the future. 

45. Itu lagi sebab mengapa kita mesti menolak UMNO dalam PRU16.

46. Surely, ini bukan UMNO yang di muuah oleh Anwar Ibrahim. Can it be?

47. Ia adalah fantasi wak 47. 

Yang suka lagu asli ialah, sakmongkol:-

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Issues in the Malaysian economy. Part 3. Sontoloyo series 90.

1. It's not that we are kaypoh, but we are also bitchy to know how (if one person)many wives he has, how is his collection of patek phillibpe watches, his fleet of Bentleys and how many 5m houses he has.

2. But usually in a clandestine operation like this , there's a cartel, a commission in which there is a boss brahmin

3. The cartel will decide which crony companies to provide soft loans, where to give capital injections and bail outs and which zanny projects to finance.

4. So apart from the issue of a fictional deficit, claimed to be the result of the much noised tatakelola, is the issue of a fictional deficit hiding many nefarious dealings

5. It's the issue of CONCEALMENT or to be more Islamic, the VEIL as it were, hiding many evils

6. Do you see what the bureaucratic brahmins are doing? They are prolonging the lifespan of inefficient and badly run economic agents and funding less useful projects. But money making for them.

7. They are actually sabotaging the economy by allowing incompetent economic agents to drive our economy.

8. By allowing incompetent economic agents to operate, they crowd out the more competent ones.

9. Because of them, our economy is performing below par.

10. The role of these bureaucratic brahmins proved the existence of a deep state not just in MOF but across all ministries.

11. A deep state is the collusion between decision making civil servants and business people.

12. They are in effect, comprador capitalists. Agents for both foreign and local businesses to exploit us .

13. Off with their heads. Cut off their goolies. Declare war on the deep state. Remove them in all ministries.

14. Do account and lifestyle audits. Unleash the SPRM hounds on them.

15. Let me illustrate the issue in another way. It will serve to show my latent scepticism about the deficit.

16. Suppose our revenue is 10b. Suppose further, our liabilities excluding overpaid taxes is 4b.

17. Now, we include the overpaid taxes to the liabilities - our liabilities is now increased. Assume the overpaid taxes as 3b. Our liabilities is now 7b.

18. If our revenue stays at 10b,we have less debt free funds to go around with.

19. If we have only 3b debt free funds, we limit the range with which to spend

20. We have to be very thrifty in spending on public amenities like health care, public transport, public housing etc.

21. Because of the reduced debt free funds, we are going to wear ourselves thin spending on the various public amenities I mentioned

22. We must be conscious of the fact that this state of affairs has been brought because the bureaucratic brahmins have manipulated the concept of deficit and treating the IOU as revenue. You can't postpone indefinitely, not paying the taxpayers .

23. With increased liability, the percentage of debt to GDP will increase. Further you have to pay higher interests.

24. What do you do to compensate the reduced revenue? You borrow additional funds, hiding behind the concept of deficit

25. This a double whammy. You increase national debt and pay additional interest .

26. Eventually, the bubble will burst and the chickens come home to roost.

27. The public will know that you have been dishonest, scamming with the deficit.

28. Reduced revenue will also constraint the government from reinvesting into the economy. As a result,the PPC is pulled backwards

29. So apart from being dishonest and scamming about the 'deficit' which is an ethical issue, there are a number of adverse economic effects.

30. Also we are weary about the possibility of deficit manipulation, opening the doors of bureaucratic corruption and the consolidation of the Deep State.

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Issues in Malaysian economy. Sontoloyo series 89.

1. Let's call these people,the NeoKeynes. Their mantra: spend baby spend.

2. The chief of the bureaucratic brahmins at the MOF, goes before Nana non and says:-

3. Sir, we have a plan to say under your watch, the tata kelola of the country's finances is thebestest

4. People will be saying, the country's finances has been the best under that mamak padukang. Amma!

5. Stirred by curiosity the PM asked, how? Lagu mana?

6. The chief brahmin probably the KSU said, we manipulate this concept of deficit.

7. The PM puts down the novel by Gabriel Marquez he has been reading and says to the chief brahmin, hang habaq how?

8. We hold the deficit number constant, it's down from previous overspendings and overstate our revenue. But our revenue is already known said the PM.

9. Easy, we include as revenue the overpaid taxes by taxpayers.. hey presto , we have increased our revenue

10. Because of overstated revenue, while holding the deficit number constant, we have narrowed the deficit gap.

11 . People will say, Mr anvar ebraheem is our bestest FM.

12. We have narrowed the gap due to financial discipline, practise financial prudence and are always guided by the famous good governance of the PM.

13. But actually, these bureaucratic brahmins are doing a sapura sleight of hand only

14. Just as sapura has booked in the 1b capital injection as earnings,the bureaucratic brahmins have booked in the overpaid tax accruals, as revenue.

15. The bureaucratic fraudsters have manipulated the deficit figure and so can report to the public that the economy is TER best

16. Its all due to the inspired good governance of the PM. The pasembuk effect.

17. These bureaucratic brahmins have been in the MOF for umpteenth years perhaps through previous administrations until now.

18. They can easily fooled the PM and could run circles around him .

19. The PM trusted the 'expert' advices of these bureaucratic brahmins while he may be busy reading novels by exotic writers.

20. The PM has to the defer to the advice of these bureaucratic fraudsters and will not be inquisitive on them

21. He won't be because he has not read Friedman or Hayek or von Mises.

22. The 'happy ending ' may then be reported to the public, just as sapura reported to the securities commission, we are profitable.

23. In reality, this happy state of affairs is the result of manipulation by the fraudulent bureaucratic brahmins.

24. It is therefore important, that the 1st of the requirements needed of our bureaucrats is HONESTY.

25. If these bureaucratic brahmins are dishonest, you get spurious economic results.

26. Now, lapi zhie ( hey , I am DAPig, so I speak pidgin Malay) may have wanted to expose the hoaxed deficit and debunked the overrated tata kelola. That is important of course.

27. I am more interested to tell of the ill economic effects of the spurious economic reporting.

28. But the hoaxed deficit may have other foreboding effects.

29. If you are dishonest about our true deficit, you may be dishonest too, about other macroeconomic indicators, right?

30. This follows the principle, falsus in uno, fàlsus in omnibus.

31. If you are dishonest about the deficit, you MAYBE dishonest too about important macroeconomic indicators like inflation, unemployment and even GDP.

32. Of the bad economic effects of hoaxed deficit, let me illustrate

33. Suppose you inflate our revenue while holding the already improved deficit spending constant, you have narrowed the deficit gap.

34. Or you manipulate the deficit in any manner you like. Hentam saja lah

35. Say our revenue is 10b. We have a deficit gap of 4b. That makes our deficit budget of 14b.

36. Now, inflate the revenue to 13b. You still want a deficit gap of 4b. Your new deficit budget is 17b

37. How do you inflate the revenue? By including the overpaid taxes by taxpayers which you have not returned.

38. If there are laws permitting this 'conversion' well, the laws be dammed.

39. How can laws be used to carry out a mischief?

40. The mischief is in using other people's money as though it's yours for deception .

41. The worry is now, you have 4b to carry out whatever you want.

42. You can now go out with capital and bail out spree.

43. You can do these on your chosen companies, play winners and perhaps make tons of commission.

44. Given the culture of impunity that now engulfs our society, I cannot discount the possibilities of the bureaucratic brahmins purposely going out making money through corruption .

45. What's stopping these bureaucratic brahmins from putting up cases for badly run and inefficient companies?

46 . For hefty commissions,they will put up convincing cases for the sapuras, the THs, the pnbs, the ltats, other glcs inefficient and badly run.

47. I strongly suspect, that for hefty commissions these brahmins will do their services.

48. Because of this, I have long advocated we carry out accounts and lifestyle audits

49. People are free to live the lifestyle they want . We only ask them to account for it and explain it

To be continued in part 3.

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Issues in economy. Sontoloyo series 88.

1. You all have heard about sapura energy, right? 

2. The bumiPutera company which got a capital injection of 1b from the government.

3. Hurrah! Belts off pants down life is a scream? 

4. What did sapura book the 1b as? Revenue or liability? 

5. They must have booked in the 1b as revenue. 

6. For a few weeks later, sapura which has been in the red for sometime, announced to all and sundry, it's now profitable . 

7. Can joli frog la, pay the business brahmins gargantuan bonuses. 

8. Ever since PM Anwar debated bossku about sapura, I have opposed bail out of sapura in any way . 

9. If the company is continuously making losses,it is badly run and inefficient. 

10. We have heard about the reckless spending, careless investments, gargantuan remuneration and bonuses to business brahmins, within 

11. To me, let the Darwinian process of natural selection, as applied to businesses take place. 

12. Allow such businesses to fail; new owners come in, allow new shareholders to take over, remove idiotic management. 

13. Even if Malaysian Chinese or indians take over, I don't care 

14. They are Malaysians and I don't care if the cat is black or white as long as it catches mice. 

15. Because sapura is a private company, we can say of these business brahmins, cibai, tiu Nia seng etc! 

16. Sapura has made deceiving report. Niama pukluk! 

17. But can we say all these things, if the party making the deceiving and misleading reports is the government? 

18. I can't blame the PM/ FM for narrating feel good stories about economic management but I blame the bureaucratic brahmins at MOF for ill advising the PM/FM 

19. These are the people giving the PM misleading reports. Because of reasons known to them 

20. Maybe for political capital -so that people will say, fuyoh, nana non tata kelola of the economy, terbaik punya , like the ubat kuat from kedai ah seng! To be continued in part 2.

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Divine Providence and Justice. Sontoloyo series 87.

1. I read the usual sweet talk, love bombing or strategic remorse after a young preacher was found guilty. Of rape of a young girl

2. These are a form of emotional manipulations designed to gain public sympathy and to avoid accountability

3. He's a changed character. Prays early and often. Asking forgiveness from God.

4. Because we are taught that God is merciful, we are sure God forgives him .

5. But God teaches us, it's more important to seek forgiveness from your victim or victims.

6. In Spain, a rapist was absolved by the court and as he walked past his victim, he smirked at her .

7. She later bought gasoline and set her rapist on fire.

8. That was poetic justice.

9. I think we, especially Malays should stop being easily emotionally manipulated and gaslighted

10. We have seen lthese before. When a certain kleptocrat in chief was found guilty, he was swarmed with a lot of love bombs especially from UMNO people

11. Makciks and pakciks are saying, he has done so much for us. Yes, stole billions. The achi said, he has done so much for indians. The ahso said, he shook my hands. I didn't wash it for a week .

12. Hello, are not judging him for the good things he has done. We are judging him for the heinous crime he did. Ada faham?

13. Similarly when the PAT was charged in court, some media people say , he's so handsome like the Greek God Adonis, so ramrod etc

14. That must have been said by a lady media person on heat or gay boy media chap

15. Luckily judges can waddle and seave through all these bullshit and arrive at the proper ' judicious cruelty '.

16. Anyway, we can't overread the Malay emotional outbursts and hysterics. They are good at faking them.

17. For instance, when the sultan of Pahang said that corruption is no light matter , but a betrayal to the country, some people condemned the PM, why hesitant and slow in implementing the full force of law?

18. Wah, so piously upright and pompously law abiding.

19. But why in the case of the kleptocrat in chief, probably the same people were asking for leniency?

20. In fact, you all were beseeching the same sultan to pardon the son of a gun.

21. And the UMNO presideng unashamedly humbly asked the present Agong , to pardon pacal yang hina , Mr X?

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All disquiet on the defense front. Sontoloyo series 86

1. I want to swear like a trooper .

2. It's la dolce vita for our military top brass.

3. The get to sleep on piles of money, boink their wife or wives. They get to sleep with their comfort women, female business contractors, have batmen clean their bottoms , change bedsheets after they finished their tactical battles on bed

4. First, we must clear this notion some people have, that because these people are top brass, the law should be favourable to them

5. This, to me is nonsensical. The universally accepted principle is, one law applies to all. It's equality before the law

6. The same law applies to powerful people as it does to ordinary people.

7. In fact, I think otherwise. If needed, compassion and kindness should be applied to the powerless.

8. To the rich and powerful, there should be judicial 'cruelty' .

9 . That kind of conduct is derived from Machiavelli’s virtu-knowing when to be kind and when to be unkind .

10. That kind of 'jugling’ , ie when to be kind and unkind, depends on the judges' ability, wisdom, experience etc, are all necessary to keep the peace and balance in society

11. Hence to the strawman who stole 100 plus ringgit worth of grocery items, we should apply kindness and compassion .

12. But to the general, who holds a position of trust and who has a higher degree of accountability, we should be judiciously unkind .

13. If the army chief were to convicted, we shouldn't be weighed down by sentimental considerations.

14. We shouldn't be bothered with his race, how many wives he has, how many comfort women he has on the side, his collection of rolexes , his feet of luxury cars etc

15. Most of all the reputation of our country and the estimation others have on our country.

16. We are after his mischief and not judging him on the much overrated contributions or jasa

17. Why are we too antsy , fretful and neurotic about reputation when the graft is more heinous?

18. In south Korea, they jail ex PMs. In china, they execute ministers . These countries do not bother about others' estimation of them

19. On the other hand, these countries are looked at in awe and in respect .

20. They don't compromise in implementing the principle of rule of law and equality before the law.

21. Countries with small minds and little testicular fortitude , hesitate at implementing the full force of the law.

22. Suddenly some people are seized by a bourgeois and genteel sense of justice.

23. Don't be easily seduced by this idea of a caste hierarchy of the criminal justice system. It's the UMNO way of justice.

24. One law for the patricians and 1 law for the plebeians.

25. One law for the political and bureaucratic princelings, another law for the ordinary people. A separate and more severe law for DAP.

26. And you will notice, if these corruption conduct involved malays, the smarmy media will manipulate the story and will try to turn the accused into cult figures. For instance, we all must look in awe, disfella got 3 wives and possibly a string of comfort women on the side. What a strong dude! Our country needs he-man.

27. Ponder deeply at the consequences of the corruption of these people.

28. If these mother fuckers approved and authorized the procurement of substandard equipment for our soldiers, they could die while at training. Not yet in action. They all, mati katak.

29. The blood of our dead soldiers are in the hands of these mother-fuckers.

30. Told you maa, I will swear like a trooper .

31. Soldiers die, possibly while the military top brass enjoy the pleasures of a yay yay party

32. Like the sultan of Pahang said, corruption is not a light matter but a betrayal to the country .

33. Sub standard equipment have been bought at the infamous UMNO-nised prices!

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UMNO's poisonous culture. Part 1. Sontoloyo series 85

1. The King says he wants stiffer punishments for Corruptors.

2. The corruption discovered thus far is the tip of the iceberg

3. The bummock or the submarinal portion is much bigger

4. UMNO is the bubonic plague causing much havoc in the country

5. Wherever it can, it raises the spectre of Chinese control of our politics to cover it's own corrupt practices.

6. That's what really happened in Sabah. DAP lost because of UMNO's machinations

7. Think about it. Did UMNO proposed DAP to be included in Sabah ministerial line-up before the elections in Sabah?

8. DAP went into the Sabah elections without anyone from the party bringing an incumbency. So it lost.

9. It lost due to UMNO machinations

10. UMNO itself is so tainted by corruption, such that even with the strength of incumbency, it did dismally.

11. Why it is now so scared to show it's bloody face in the seats previously by Bung mokhtar, who was given such glorious epitaphs when he passed away?

12. As kedahans say, hang tadak buah peliak ka?

13. Corruption is second nature to UMNO. It is the submarinal portion of the iceberg

14. I am puzzled on which manuscript is the PM reading inducing him to give much latitude to UMNO?

15. Prompting wak47 to declare pompously that Anwar so loved UMNO. Muuah!

16. Anwar has got UMNO DNA said wak47

17. Wrong! If Anwar so loves oomno, he wouldn't have formed PKR, would he?

18. Zahid needs validation from nana nons name to improve UMNO's sagging name.

19. UMNO is facing stuff competition from pas and bersatu.

20. If I were Anwar I would let these 2 parties engage UMNO.

21. Everywhere UMNO goes, it's bringing it's bad culture of corruption into the body of the host

22. I'll remember what Machiavelli said. It's a fatal mistake to invite an enemy to share political power with you.

23. U hope Anwar Ibrahim will not rue the day, he gives more room to UMNO.

24. As for the DAP, I only want them to be wary of UMNO. It pats you on the back with one hand, while holding a dagger in the other hand.

To be continued in part 2.

The attention span of malays especially is not that long.

Unless it's literature on pornography or ghost stories.

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UMNO's hypocrisy. Part 3. Sontoloyo series 84.

1. Because the Malays suffer from a few psychological maladies, the PM has some work cut out for him.

2. He has to battle racial and religious extremism.

3. He has to correct many wrongs done by UMNO which thinks it owns the country

4. Instead of realizing that it only has stewardship and wardenship of the country. And trust.

5. To correct for instance how UMNO looks at corruption

6. To rein in UMNO's economic grabs, predatorial economic confiscation instincts or malay-nisation of the economy by fiat.

7. To manage the economic disparity between T40 and B40.

8. To narrow the economic gap between town and country.

9 . Correction is sorely needed here because the man in charge of rural development is a bloody moron.

10. Now giving him control of felda and FGV worsens the situation

11. It's pucuk dicita, ulam mendatang. Longing for shoots, mixed salad ís a-coming. Bad economic move

12. And politically suicidal

13. Mark my words -thr the 1st thing he will do is to place UMNO cronies there.

14. The UMNO cronies will use these organizations as vantage points to milk and cultivate Malay support

15. Eroding support for PKR and PH

16. Years of thinking it owns the country, UMNO has thrown out the notion of rule of law and equality before the law

17. Look at how it's demanding privileged legal treatment for the kleptocrat in chief.

18. Special laws for the political princelings and stiffer laws for the ordinary folks.

19. It has rejected any notions of justice. It has subverted the constitution.

20. Despite the negeri king expressing surprise and disappointment that Malays adulate and adore those who steal millions and billions, what did they do?

21. Some misguided and brainwashed Malays performed solat hajat for the kleptocrat in chief.

22. Do we malays need UMNO to look after the race and Islam?

23. Absolutely not is our answer. Look at the facts.

24. In states not governed by UMNO, do we see malays dropping dead like flies?

25. The best to look out for ourselves is us .

26. Islam prospers with or without UMNO. Because Islam prospers or otherwise, depends on it's adherents.

27. On every count, the verdict for UMNO is negative. There is therefore no reason for us to support UMNO.

28. With characters like Adolph Akmal and wak47 around, who needs UMNO?

29. So carry on tolol-ling and bahlul-ling by supporting UM....NOOO!

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UMNO's hypocrisy. Part 2. Sontoloyo series 83.

1. Why is DAP so despised by UMNO leaders and princelings?

2. The short answer is, UMNO suffers from

3 psychological afflictions. 3. UMNO is paranoid, xenophobic and has restorative nostalgia (bad thing).

4. The first 2 psychological situations cause UMNO to hate others because the others are different.

5. The combination of these elements produces hate and fear.

6. A lethal concoction resulting in morbid and maniacal racism.

7. Which is manifested in always quarreling with the others,

8. always chasing windmills which are imagined as dragons

9. None invokes fear and hate as does the DAP.

10. Because it's an uncompromising opponent to UMNO's vested interest and is gaining support.

11. The Sabah results were an aberration for the DAP. The numbers show UMNO fared worse. It's own members deserted it.

12. And UMNO doesn't seem to care about the seats held by the late Bung, knowing it will be butchered in its otherwise usual buy election.

13. No one wants to say, DAP lost in Sabah because it associated with UMNO

14. No one says anything about it probably out of professional courtesy or because of political correctness.

15. But now, after the UMNO 2025 Pau, DAP must take off the gloves and must meet its detractors head on . It must confront and respond accordingly to the lies, fitnah and diatribes hurled at it by the likes of Adolph Akmal.

16 . It's now fight fire with fire. DAP is not giving the other cheek to be slapped by the likes of Adolph Akmal

17 . If you think only you can fight all out, paisan, DAP can also do the same la, kawan, tongzhi, saathi.

18. UMNO suffers from restorative nostalgia or simply revisionist and counter revolutionary

19. Or to be more blunt, UMNO is a megalomaniac. It's delusional of getting back power and delusional about a sense of grandeur. Thinking that everything revolves around it. Only it is entitled to govern.

20. When stewardship and wardenship mutated into ownership of the country, that's when we find ourselves in this mess.

21. In line with what the king just said , the 1st thing UMNO did was to normalise corruption, graft, pillage and plunder

22. True, the king spoke about the rampant corruption in the military and other uniformed bodies, but the message about corruption and hunting of Corruptors is said Infront of lawmakers.

23.umno should bear the brunt of the king's displeasure because it's UMNO that spawned corruption and betrayal of public trust.

24. UMNO provides the enabling environment for the political and for the bureaucratic princelings to loot and plunder the country. The political princelings are more interested in lining their pockets . They can't rein in the bureaucratic princelings because they cannot come before equity with clean hands.

25. It's a happy and profitable co existence.

26. Moreover, didn't UMNO just complete it's PAU with the Javanese Neanderthals seditiously instigating the UMNO hoi poloi to petition the present king to pardon the kleptocrat in chief?

27. Before the present King who has an abhorrence for graft, who wants stiffer punishments, who says the corruption that's discovered thus far, is just the tip of the iceberg.

28. Before a king who says he came to KL to hunt the corrupt up to their worm holes.

29. Before such a king, the outcome of a petition from any groups to get a pardon for the kleptocrat in chief, ending up in failure is a foregone conclusion.

30. In spite of the negeri king expressing surprise and disappointment that some malays adulate those who have looted billions, there are misguided UMNO malays performing the solat hajat to save the kleptocrat in chief.

31. Is God an UMNO member? Memakbulkan doa orang UMNO sahaja?

32. So Zahid can't sir poker faced and pretend UMNO is pristine. He himself will get his comeuppance eventually, if not from Anwar , from Anwars successor.

33. I think the current standing of UMNO is best described by the money charger man . Apo Kono eh Jang warih?

34. He likens UMNO as the anchor needed for stability.

35. That of course is a self serving statement, designed to keep UMNO in relevance. We see it differently.

36. The anchor keeps you stationery and restrain you from going forward .

37. That's what UMNO has been doing especially to Malays. Keeping them in the chains of docility and preventing them going forward .

38. For long, we have died in loyalty,now it's time for us to live in rebellious dignity

39. Sekian lama kita mati dlam setia Kali ini, kita hidup dalam durhaka!

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UMNO's hypocrisy. Part 1. Sontoloyo series 82

1. UMNO should not be thick skinned . 

2. The kings speech was directed in the main, towards UMNO . 

3. Didn't the UMNO presideng just asked the UMNO people to ask the king to pardon the kleptocrat in chief? 

4. It's now clear that the king is king to all Malaysians,not king to UMNO only 

5. UMNO is poor at identifying and anticipating the burning issue of the moment 

6. Or it wants to deflect people from talking about it. Which is more likely. 

7. UMNO is deliberately oblivious to what's going on 

8. The kleptocrat in chief failed in his bloody addendum ploy. In the 1MDB trial, he was found guilty on all charges. 

9. Following that, a number of army top brass got arrested by sprm. 

10. The burning issue at the moment is graft, bribery and corruption. 

11. But UMNO is busy in demonising it's bete noire, DAP. 

12. Its lackeys are more interested to talk about pig farms 

13. Because there are political points to score . 

14. The lackeys delight in condemning the Selangor PKR led government . 

15. Corruption is not enthusiastically talked about as is pig rearing . 

16. It's also an opportunity for Chinese haters to 'brutalise the Chinese as they are the ones rearing pigs. 

17. By the way, when they opened the pig farms in TG sepat,did they pay grease money to the local land office? 

18. There you have it; UMNO saw it fitter to talk about DAP rather than corruption and its ballickers talk about pig rearing. 

19 . For UMNO, plunder , pillage, graft and kleptocracy are its hak2 istimewa. Attack them, you are attacking UMNO's special rights . 

20. It's like attacking the constitutional hak2 istimewa orang melayu. 

21. The one party attacking the special privileges of graft, plunder, pillage, kleptocracy abuse of power is the DAP. 

22. Now you know why it must be attacked and demonised . 

23. In part 2 of the article, we will expose UMNO's reluctance to attack the number 1 scourge of the country. I am drooling about the prospects of writing this.

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Um-nooo, the last of the mohicans. Sontoloyo series 81.

1. After listening to what's said by UMNO people at their recent PAU, I feel like saying, beam me up Scotty . 

2. It's a gathering of brainless idiots pouring out inanities, often contradicting themselves. 

3. Enough has made us feel nauseated about UMNO has no maruah,but I'll remain in UMNO anyway. 

4 . Now, we all know that UMNO is a party with no maruah. It's the star strek character, the Klingons, who will cling on to power by any means necessary 

5. By herr Akmals definition, UMNO has no maruah . 

6. Deciding to still stay with the party, he has shown he is a bloody fake and a phoney. 

7. Why should sensible malays listen to Adolph Akmal? 

8. After berating DAP mercilessly, he says he can win Jasin with DAP cooperation. 

9. Is the DAP a prostitute he paid for at a Melaka whorehouse? 

10. If he wants a dogsbody , he can ask ah wee or Babu viges. 

11. He's, at best, a comic relief for us to destress with or at worst, something unpleasant you flicked off with a stick from your boots after you walked through the gutter. 

12. Not to be outdone, the Javanese neantherthal has come up with his own variety of imbecilic ideas. 

13. He has extended the peace pipe to ah wee and Babu viges. 

14. To come back into the fold of Barisan Neraka and to Merrily squeeze the rakyat 

15. You can be sure, the 2 Casper or Lucifer as they maybe, will join, only to realize they have been zoomed by the Javanese neantherthal 

16. Because at the same time, the UMNO 'presideng' has mooted the idea of a grand coalition of Malay supremacists and fascists. 

17. If the idea comes to fruition, where do Mr White and Mr black fit in? 

18. True, it's an idea at the moment, but wee and viges must know Malay supremacism is at the back of jahids mind . 

19. And how can a smarmy, pliant and stupid journalist in all honesty, say that UMNO grassroot has warmed up to the idea of relaxing racial and religious bigotism? 

20. And now the UMNO presideng is toying up with the idea of a grand coalition of Malay supremacists? 

21. It's an attempt to suck up to UMNO or the journalist has got UMNO DNA . 

22. UMNO inhabits a world of palace intrigues and dissensions. 

23. It therefore judges others, especially the DAP to operate in the same way UMNO does- with teams A and B. 

24. That lie has been answered clearly and unequivocally by the DAP secgen. 

25. There you have it. An UMNO with no maruah, no integrity, cannot be believed and no support. 

26. Ignore the UMNO bootlickers; lets read the talqin for UMNO.

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UMNO PAU: a comedy of errors. Sontoloyo series 80.

1. If an FMT journalist can be arrested for sedition, then arrest Zahid comedy .

2. The Javanese Neanderthal is clearly asking UMNO malays to defy the law . And asking the king to also disrespect the law, by pardoning a convicted kleptocrat.

3. There is a stronger reason to arrest the Javanese Neanderthal than to arrest a poor journalist from FMT.

4. The FMT journalist is questioning the effects of a policy put in place by UMNO anyway

5. Like a DAP MP said, the journalist is arrested while politicians and other princelings linked to corruption are galivanting here there and fucking here there and everywhere .

6. So sorry to have to use expletives. But what to do; I am a rough and tumble country bumpkin .

7. Whatever happened to the 127 or more resolutions on the kleptocrat in chief?

8. Announced pompously and thunderously by the shrilling UMNO secgen.

9. Like most of what happened in the UMNO PAU, it's much thunder but little rain.

10. The plight of Mr X, the kleptocrat in chief was hardly thundered about.

11. Adolph Akmal was busy attacking windmills which he considered as DAP dragons.

12. After vowing to fight DAP all the way, he said he can win Jasin parliament by working with DAP. Is Herr Akmal licking his own spit?

13. Is this boy, all up there? Or has got a screw loose there?

14. It's not to him to determine where he contests. That's the job of ketua perhubungan, Fat Albert.

15. Unconsciously , Adolph Akmal is after the Melaka kms job. Be careful, Fat Albert , of the young dick.

16. The UMNO PAU recently was a comedy of errors, it's hard not to laugh.

17. The demagogue didn't speak about maruah. The one thing akmal alleges the party doesn't have if it stays with the PH government

18. Obviously he can't, because he has none having chosen to remain in the unprincipled party

19. Nor did he point out the failures of the PH government which warrants UMNO's exit .

20. The pemuda UMNO dangdut connoisseurs were probably entertained and deflected by Adolph Akmals rhetorics and histrionics and melodramatics.

21. The pemuda UMNO mediocres were sufficiently bamboozled by akmals histrionics especially his diatribes of DAP.

22 . Pray tell, how does DAP factor in, in the issues of UMNO's maruah and shortcomings of the government?

23. The PAU was equally comical when the Javanese neantherthal took center stage .

24. This PAU will be more remembered by the many nonsensical things said that things it didn't say .

25. The UMNO leaders didn't speak about 1 most important thing. How to weed out corruption and kleptocracy

26. How to apply paraquat and roundup to the foliage of corruption.

27. Instead,it's asking the Malays to defy the law and beseeched the king to also disrespect the law by pardoning the kleptocrat in chief

28. Binawe punya um ..nooo

29. That's more seditious and that's why Zahid deserves more to be arrested that the FMT guy

30. How do you reconcile this UMNO stand with the messages given by the King, sultan perak and ydpb negeri sembilan?

31. The king was the first person to speak about flying coffins. UMNO people thought it was said in jest.

32. He was deadly serious about it. He knows of the shenanigans in the military .

33. The recent arrests by sprm of a number of military top brass have vindicated the King.

34. The message to umno thickies should be clear .

35. Here is a king who will not tolerate corruption and graft. Punishments and comeuppance waits the convicted.

36. Not pardon. Not house arrest.

37. The sultan of perak also said something. His majesty lamented that greed has coloured the character of our society.

38. Begging your pardon Tuanku. Not the greed of god fearing ordinary people.

39. It's the greed of god defiant political and bureaucratic princelings .

40. Those given positions of trust, deserve more severe punishments. No molly coddle and treated gingerly.

41. Perhaps, the most devastating statement came from the negeri sembilan king.

42. He's surprised and disappointed that those convicted of stealing billions of ringgit are idolised and adulated

43. All taken, the statements by the King and the kings should send a clear message to the stubborn UMNO delegates .

44. Which is, that UMNO people and brainwashed Malays can shove the ideas of pardon, house arrest and other leniencies down their candy ass.

45. Meanwhile the comedy of errors in and UMNO continues.

46. Wak47 extends an olive branch to ah wee and apoo sarava. Ah wee is more perceptive of UMNO politics, apoo sarava less so. Maybe wak can also send him a bouquet of flowers.

47. At the same time, wak moots the idea of a grand coalition of Malay(fascist) parties .

48. Tell us please, where do ah wee and apoo fit in?

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Akmal the dysfunctional corporal, Adolph Akmal and UMNO the dysfunctional party. Sontoloyo series 79

1. I am celebrating to see akmal in UMNO.

2. In an earlier article, I said it is profitable to have this mad dog remain in um.,..nooo 

3 . With a joker like him around, who needs an enemy to bludgeon UMNO? 

4. Akmal has single handedly diminished UMNO and will destroy it eventually. Hurrah! 

5. With him remaining in UMNO, the PUKI party becomes the object of derision, despised and hated at even, seen as contemptuous and nauseating objectionable 

6. UMNO will be lucky if at GE16 , it will scrape through with 15 seats. Hope it's less. 

7. Now, everyone knows that this akmal is a bloody fake. 

8. Didn't he pompously tie his decision to quit UMNO, if UMNO remains with the PH government? 

9 . Because if UMNO chooses to remain, then it's clear it's a party with no maruah and amour propre. 

10. Well, UMNO, through the man most without maruah has chosen to stay 

11. By definition, UMNO has no maruah. By choosing to stay with UMNO, here doktor also has no maruah . 

12 . So akmal is a bloody fake. His pompous declaration that he seems to be the only person with maruah was only for show. Where got maruah lor? 

13. He was advertised to stay on by another bloke most un-maruah at all, the Javanese neantherthal. 

14. Later, we shall see the strongest reason as to why all law abiding citizens especially malays ought to stay away from UMNO and withdraw their support from this fascist party 

15. You know how fascism starts. First they amuse the masses by promising the sky and then they muzzle up the intelligentsia. UMNO does that. 

16. When 2 parties without maruah combine, what can they produce? Can something honourable come out from an unholy union? 

17. Let's not forget the Javanese neantherthal told all and sundry that he met reps of the arab prince who donated 2.6b to the kleptocrat in chief. That was a blatant lie. So what maruah are we talking about? 

18. He probably met up with a voluptuous Arab belly dancer where he proceeded to give her a few doses of Malaysian hospitality from his glorious loins. Spiced up with bubuk jawa of course! 

19. Have you seen what emanated from the assembly of the fascists? First of course, UMNO youth stole all the thunder from all the pondan tua.

20. The usual bellicose and fighting words, blame shifting and deflection and finding UMNO's bugbear and bete noire, the DAP of course . 

21. What can be more invigorating that shouts of fight here,fight there, fight everywhere. It's essential to keep the troops in line. 

22. Isn't akmal the malaysian Don quixote everyone depends to slay the Chinese dragons and Indian nagas, more of the DAP komodo. 

23. Screaming bellicose rants is the mandatory requirement of UMNO Pau. 

24. It's an axiom, you have to blame others for your shortcomings, failures and deficiencies.in UMNO's case, it's is it's favorite bugbear, DAP. 

25. DAP is the bete noire, the enfant terrible without which UMNO cannot gaslight the Malays. 

26. The chicken crossing the road, got flattened by a car driven by a DAP commissar. 

27. DAP is the white which the UMNO black needs to survive. 

28. That little Hitler, Adolph akmal has scammed all of us. Yes, that UMNO corporal. 

29. He has resigned his Malacca exco post, which doesn't count and is just a bangsawan. 

30. He's still an UMNO ADUN and UMNO youth chief, right? The party which he judges as having no maruah 

31. Being part of a party which has no maruah, can only mean he himself has no maruah! 

32. That little corporal, Adolph Akmal is both a fake and has scammed us. 

33. On what basis then, can he ever talk to malays about anything? 

34. Zilch, nothing , no moral basis from a no maruah person. 35. Have you ever heard UMNO talking about weeding out corruption? Public enemy number 1 and the country's scourge? 

36. Have you heard UMNO condemning kleptocracy and condemning the kleptocrat in chief instead of pestering the king to pardon the biggest kleptocrat? 

37. But since it has no maruah, where got shame? 38. Have you heard of UMNO's strategy to prosper the Malays, Malaysians and raising their incomes though productivity not through income transfers? 

39. About
bridging the rift of incomes between t40 and b40? 

40. About narrowing the disparities between. Urban areas and the countryside? 

41. But then we don't expect any meaningful improvements between urban areas and the countryside. 

42. Because the person in charge of rural deve is a thicky, no maruah, a liar and from UMNO! 

43. God have mercy on us. For all these , UMNO doesn't deserve our support.

44. Here is the strongest reason why we should stay away from umno. It's asking us to defy the law, justice and constitution. 

44a. Despite the law finding the kleptocrat in chief guilty, UMNO is asking us to beseech the king to pardon the biggest crook. 

45. Hoi cibais, the king is king to all Malaysians, not king to UMNO only. 

46. Meanwhile, the little corporal has come up with a few harebrained ideas 

47. He has made it his fulltime mission to fight DAP. Why? Envious that DAP performed better in seats won and DAP ministers are better performers? 

48. Wasn't it clear to him that the parties that beat UMNO are PN and PAS? 

49. And now he wants to send MCA to the slaughter house. Why doesn't he himself contest in kota Melaka? Title.

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A common man's view on DNAA, NFA and DAA. Part 2. Apa da? Sontoloyo series 78.

1. When the AGC announces NFA for Zahid komedi, it didn't go down well with the public.

2. Public responses shouldn't be decried upon. People have the right to air their thoughts.

3. People are surprised and asking, why is the AG so spirited in justifying the NFA to Zahid.

4. Doing so, he's politicizing the issue. Entering the realm of politics, the AG displays his amateurism.

5. That shows that intelligence in law does not transfer automatically into politics .

6. He therefore opens himself to varied thoughts from those more well versed in the art of politics.

7. It's as though he needs and uses politics to reinforce his legal decision.

8. Is that extra judicial means?

9. If we didn't allow political pressure from helping out the kleptocrat in chief, why do we allow political pressure to favour the Javanese neantherthal?

10. Let's be consistent. Let law and facts determine the fate of the Javanese neantherthal.

11. Please enlighten us , which part of your exhaustive investigations, nullify the prima facie ruling?

12. Aren't you really saying the judge then, was a thicky?

13. The whole episode, suggests that some fierce horse trading must have been transacted between the powers that be

14. From a purely political cost benefit analysis, if the horse trading entails the Javanese neantherthal becoming 100% pliant to the boss man PM, I am all for it .

15. It would be a waste if the plight of the Javanese neantherthal is not turned into something profitable for the PM and PH.

16. If this issue can make UMNO into a complete useful idiot, why not?

17. I would make sure UMNO remains completely submissive and pliable. Rein in mad dog akmal and other noise makers.

18. Otherwise let these people run amok in UMNO giving them enough rope to hang themselves and destroy UMNO.

19. Come GE16, UMNO is a limped dick which has finished it's biological mission .

20. If the PM thinks along these lines, he is a strategic thinker and an astute politician.

21. Hidup Nana Non!

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A common man's view on DNAA, NFA and DAA. Apa da? Sontoloyo series 77.

1. To a common man such as I, the decision of the AG in giving Zaid an NFA is plainly wrong . 

2. The AG must have relied on a statute. Perhaps article 145(3) of the constitution. 

3. Hence, the AG thinks he has a safety net. He thinks he's safe 

4. The common man, the one one who rides the KL rapid bus, does not think so. He thinks the AG has violated and butchered article 145. 

5. That article gives the AG the discretion to do good, not to do something unconscionable. Giving Zaid an NFA,the common man believes, is unconscionable. 

6. The sadder thing is, judges seemed to countenance the frolic of the AG in the woods. In the end, the AG pisses on you all. And all you can say,mmm, the piss tastes neck licking good. Dammn good! 

7. If judges keep quiet, condoning the violation it would seem all of them partipate in a group sex. 

8. If the AG can fall back on this statute, judges must have a residual right conferred by statute also, to affirm or reject the recommendation 

9. Not because the judge suka2, but because the judge carries the weight of public opinion which says, Zahid is guilty . 

10. In the court of public opinion, the public is saying, up yours Mr AG. 

11. I would very much like to see people from the bar council argue this case before a fearless judge 

12. The AGC nor the SPRM have not explained away, which part of the exhaustive further in vestigations, have erased the earlier finding of the judge then, that there was a prima facie case? 

13 .your legal argle bargle may convince the man on the Clapham omnibus or the man riding the KL rapid, but convincing an inquisitorial minded judge is another matter . 

14. Especially if it's before the same judge you are applying full acquittal. In effect,you are saying he's stupid for basing his prima facie decision on incomplete material 

15. Unless the AG has kau tim the judge to follow what the AGC requests. 

16. If that is so, then what Zaid Ibrahim, himself a lawyer told me once . 

17. Lawyers and judges are like eggs. They come in grades. A to E. E being the lowest. 

18. Let's see what grade, the judge hearing the acquittal application falls into. 

19. The AGC doth protest. We have full ownership of the application for full acquittal. We can do anything with it 

20. Wrong! The DNAA has become and the application for acquittal will become state owned . The AG tak boleh cakap apa. The judge will decide. 

21. It's not up to AG to declare finality or say zaids NFA is over once and for all. Don't rob that prerogative from the judge. 

22. It's not over until the fat lady sings. 

To be continued.,..see? Only I can declare the article's finality.

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