Some Inconvenient Questions around the Ismail issue. Tales by an unknown blogger no 66

1. UMNO says it has nothing to do with the SPRM investigating Ismail sabri and his gang. By extension, it has nothing to do with Ismail. We will accept that at face value. Now it's true unless the relevant authorities say otherwise.

2. Now, it's true. Later maybe lain cerita.

3. Let's assume the Ismail sabri administration needs expenditure outlay to promote the keluarga Malaysia program. Say, 500m.

4. Who instructs the appropriation? Must be the MOF then. That would mean some officers from the MOF, dealing in the promotional program will be questioned.

5. Who's the funder? If it's from the private sector ie from people wishing to curry favor from pm9, will be questioned .

6. There must be papers and documents for the request of the funds and its approval.

7. Its not as if PM9 asked the money verbally. Hello towkay, Kasi gua 500m. Nanti, belakang kira.

8. It would be strange if MOF approved X amount and the amount paid in various currencies, gold bars and jewelry. This looks the operation of a secret society or a clandestine organization.

9. Or it could mean part of the sum approved is then converted into various currencies , gold bars and jewelry. How come maa?

10. At least, to a non lawyer such as I, that's wrongful and unlawful conversion. It's money repurposed.

11. Which other parties were involved in the program? What aspects of keluarga Malaysia, PM9 wanted to promote?

12. Perhaps PM9 wanted to promote the wholesome family led by ladies. Ladies are important to PM9 and they must be exposed and publicized.

13. That means people from women affairs need to be questioned. Maybe with some fatal Attraction scenes.

14. Perhaps PM9 wanted to showcase national unity. How Malaysian races live in harmony.

15. Then people involved in national unity will be questioned. Ada lu dapat budget kah?

16. PM9 may have wanted to promote tourism aspects of Malaysia . People from the tourism ministry will also be guests of SPRM.

17. The whole keluarga Malaysia program will be coordinated by the information ministry. People there will be interviewed.

18. It was impossible that the number 2 did not know of the program. People from his ministry will be invited to tell their cock and bull stories.

19. It was also impossible for the program and appropriation wasn't discussed at cabinet level. Then certainly some members in the cabinet then ,will receive phone calls from SPRM. For some coffee latte.

20. So many people will be urinating in their pants or dress. It's not and open thing after all.

21. What's strange is the denial from UMNO. That seems to me a suspiciously preemptive defence.

22. The SPRM investigations are not habis yet. The show has not ended until the fat lady sings .

23. UMNO is a political party; being of that nature, invites all sorts of comments , some complimentary and some pejorative. Under emperor Nero, Zahid zerotoleransis the 1st, UMNO has become thin skinned tolerating no adverse criticisms. It's now under an incendiary emperor Nero which burns all dissent.

24. Perhaps Dr stocking and Ham, has prescribed daun ketum or worse, ketamine on UMNOs leaders. God, have mercy!

25. Meanwhile, what the current PMX says is ominously prescient. This investigation is not an investigation on the operations of a kongsi gelap

26. Due process must be followed, ie all relevant parties will be questioned to get a clearer picture. Due process is not the legal due procedural process. It can't be because the matter is not before the courts yet. We can be sure many more people will be 'special guests ' of SPRM. Btw, Special Guest is a title of a book written by former minister Aziz ishak.