The Raub durian growers and the economics of corruption. Tales by an unknown blogger. No 87

1. It is reported that some 14000 hectares of land are illegally cultivated .

2. That's in Raub district.

3. It is equivalent to about 35000acres. If 1 Felda scheme is 5000 acres, that's equivalent to 7 Felda schemes.

4. If each person is allocated 10acres, we can settle in 3500 people

5. If that person were an ex serviceman,, then promises made by the late tun razak that servicemen be given land, can be fulfilled.

6. The 'value of corruption per person as calculated by macc and transparency international is about rm1600 per capita.

7. For 3500 people that would be 3500x1600, its 5.6 million a year.

8. Assuming that the illegal cultivation in Raub has taken place for 10 years , the 'value' of corruption is 56 million.

9. As pak Sako, a pahang man would say, WOW!

10. Mana itu Wang pergi? To the relevant officers of the Raub land office la.

11. Using the common sense and not easily disputed logic of the late tun hanif omar, there's a 95 % probability, that the officers are Malay.

12. What would the catfish mouthed UMNO politician recommend we do to these Malay officials,? Jail them? Shoot them? Rescind any honorific titles given them? Circumcise them a 2nd time?

13. Good God! I must now read Gary S Becker's the 'economics of corruption'.

14. The value of corruption varies directly with the average height of the durian trees. Title.