All the president's men. Part 2. Tales by an unknown blogger. 84.

1. Lapiji( forgive the DAPig for speaking pidgin Malay) is a very talented and smart fellow.

2. Unable to understand his reasoning, the just reached puberty social media warriors, labelled him , ' Mr formula'.

3. The pejorative label is quickly picked up by UMNO, PN, and other Malay supremacists.

4. Unfortunately that pejorative description is also accepted unquestioningly by some PKR fellers.

5. But have you noticed the following. He is not embroiled in any controversies, no corruption allegations and no ad hominem innuendos.

6. Therefore if I were a PKR delegate at the next congress, I will support senor lapiji.

7. A decision that is good for business, ie good for the party, good for the country.

8. The next person basically left to his own devices, is nik nazmi. We don't actually know of his talent. He's not free from controversy though . Hasn't explained himself convincingly from the accusations of one despicable but ferocious chegu.

9. And he hasn't done anything spectacular. He's a neither here no there fellow. Hence at best, he deserves benefit of the doubt

10. The person deserving explicit rejection is the home minister , who can't seem to get our house in order. Yes sir, I am talking about Saifuddin nasushiyon ( as pronounced by one Malay social media journalist).

11. He's just anwars glorified major domo and ADC. He's just the head butler and chief house keeper . His loyalty to the president is superseded only by his ineptness as home minister.

12. He has joined Zahid komidi as a buffoon home minister whose whole body is only worth half the brain of former home minister, ghazali shafie.

13. He has deceived and lied to us when he said that Najib the convict receives no preferential treatment.

14. Najib struts into court in his Armani or other bespoke suits , has access to hand phone and FB. Najib is enjoying a comfortable sabbatical at Kajang spa resort; replete with perhaps private accommodation, served with pudding raja and delivered foods . Throw in also the services of a private masseuse from ah beng health center.

15. He embarrasses and scandalizes the PM by his very lousy handling of a case involving his son.

16. Just look at the number of departments he drags in to clean up his shit

17. The police, Sharia court, the immigration department, the consulate in Bangkok's patpong etc. He brings down many when he goes down.

18. How can he look after the security of the country when his own house is publicly in shambles? People just don't feel safe on the streets. You can get assaulted and slapped. Later, maybe worse things can happen.

19. Lady joggers in public places can be sexually assaulted. Vigilante groups with extreme religious and racist views can hold press conferences inciting people and intimidating others.

20. This isn't someone you want to thrust with responsible leadership.

21. Another person joining him in the halls of ignominy, is the G&G minister, the communications minister.

22. He is more interested in ensuring every strand of his hair is in place, his dick ever ready and in riding grandfather bicycles in office. He used to be just Nurulizzahs errand boy .

23. Have you heard him explaining government issues? The explanations lack conviction and oomph. He's dour and bland. It makes it seem he doesn't believe in them. It's as though he reads the material once and gives it a rendition like a mechanical parrot.

24. His greatest minus point is, and this is something the PKR delegates should be mindful of, that he doesn't understand what it means in effect, to be a minister of propaganda.

25. His overriding role always is and will always be to endear the great leader with the masses.

26. Not to see Anwar eats ikan bakar here and there,giving sermons here and there but people want to know of the radical reforms and reformasi that Anwar carries out.

27. The communications minister is responsible for putting Anwar under the radar for these things not to listen to Anwar in his constipation or lady giving birth mode.

28. Alternatively, he should pour agent orange for the misdeeds of the previous umno governments.

29. Take the opportunity to do a documentary on 1MDB so that the whole of Malaysia knows and do a documentary on the almost 200m stolen by abang wi.

30. Does he want to be an effective politician or a goody goody person. If he chooses the latter go join a missionary group or be an official in a mosque or surau.

31. PKR people should choose a person of firmer constitution. Help surround Anwar with the ablest.