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Saturday 10 October 2009

Malaysian Ninja strikes

Is the victim invincible?

When I see the above photo, I feel like congratulating the assailant. I hope the police will get him before he does more damage and mayhem. He/they are dangerous people.

You know, the above photo reminded me of the story of the 3 samurais who were having their diner. As they were enjoying their food, a housefly buzzed around them.

Irritated, the first samurai, stabbed the air with his chopsticks, and lo and behold, he caught the fly with the chopsticks and killed it.

No sooner did he resume eating, another fly came and buzzed around the food. Not to be outdone, the second samurai threw his shuriken and zapped the poor fly. He gave out a sneering laugh.

As they continued eating, another fly came causing great annoyance to the 3 warriors.

This time, the 3rd Samurai drew his sword and made some swift cutting and slashing motions.

Satisfied, he placed his sword at his side.

The two other samurais looked in amazement- the fly was still moving around and buzzed around their meals.

Oh.. So sorry I haven't told you. I made sure this fly won't be able to multiply ever again.

So the attacker to the poor fellow in the photo reminded me of the 3rd Samurai. He was able to slash his victim with astonishing precision that only the shirt on the back was cut open. Whatever blade or cutting instrument he used, he was able to use it subtly that it didn't pierce the skin.

Congratulations. Unlike the fly, I sincerely hope, the victim can produce offspring.


Donplaypuks® 10 October 2009 at 00:15  

"Congratulations. Unlike the fly, I sincerely hope, the victim can produce offspring."

I think his descendants are quite safe, unless of course, he normally has his family jewels hanging from the shoulder blades! Lol!

We are all of 1 race, the Human race

Wah Al-Subangi 10 October 2009 at 00:42  

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off!!!!! funny dato.

nxforget 10 October 2009 at 00:59  


Can you get me the victim address or contact number. I like to learn his martial arts. I like to know if its bullet proof too.

No, don't get me wrong. I just want to setup up a college for our police and army. With this, we don't have to spend a lot money to buy bullet vest and the army can travel light.

What a spin from these people.

On this, I'm definitely with you.

Anonymous,  10 October 2009 at 02:06  

Kebal bukanlah cerita dongeng sepenuhnya tetapi ada yang memiliki sifat berkenaan menerusi berbagai cara.

Cumanya kekebalan tidak datang dengan sendirinya. Ia perlu di pelajari dan dikuasai kemahiran berkenaan.

Apabila pedang samurai tidak lagi menjadi senjata utama dalam pertempuran, keperluan terhadap kekebalan fizikal terus merosot.

Namun, itu tidak menghalang manusia untuk mencari kekebalan dalam aspek lain.

Paling popular ialah kekebalan undang-undang. Hanya dengan membayar sebarisan loyar buruk, tertuduh dalam kes sensasi beroleh kekebalan di sisi undang-undang apabila kesnya diletakkan pada posisi tidak akan berakhir.

Dalam situasi sekarang, kekebalan fizikal tidak membawa makna kalau seseorang itu tidak kebal daripada serangan virus maut.

Oleh kerana menumpukan perhatian terhadap kekebalan fizikal, ummah akhirnya tercicir dari arus kajian dan produksi bahan imunisasi untuk memberikan kekebalan penyakit kepada manusia sejagat!

Betulkah mereka sudah keluar dari kepompong kejumudan dan bergerak seiring dengan perubahan masa?


Anonymous,  10 October 2009 at 11:13  

ROTFL... good one Dato.
Wifey asked why, I told her here's why.
Now I can't get the good woman to stop laughing.
Have a good day, dato.

Anak Adam

Anonymous,  10 October 2009 at 19:25  

Kat kedai banyak jual pedang plastik dengan harga RM4.99 saja..

Maybe dia kena tetak dengan pedang ni kut?.


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