Tales by an unknown Malaysian. No. 4

1. The state of our law, as Alice in Wonderland would have said is curiouser and curiouser . I am much surprised, I forgot to speak proper English. I speak some English, truth be told. But not Queen's English.

2. Let's not digress. Our law is like a huge spider's web. Small animals get caught in it, big animals get away. The poor and powerless get un-mercilessly dealt with, the rich and powerful get away and hero-worshipped.

3. Some rich and powerful folks are making us as bloody fools. Not just fools. But bloody.

4. Off with their heads. Disqualify the lawyers. Now it's recuse the judge. 5. The inbred social media journalists are quick to declare this a triumph. Suddenly the judge is pictured as bias and unfit to adjudicate.

6. The application to recuse, is the typical look down attitude by the rich and powerful upon those who can judge them .

7. But we know the application to recuse, is nothing but a ruse, red herring to delay the trial and the inevitable.

8. The rich and powerful will use every loophole and lacuna in the lay to extend the duration of the trial.

9. It's just a legal filibuster, telling all cock and bull story and inventing the slightest perception of questionability to delay the court trial.


10. But we also know that stupidity and mistakes fill up the time available. The application to recuse will be filled up with assinine mistakes.

11. It will just be an exercise in futility. The servile social media doesn't realised they are made into useful idiots.

12. And being useful idiots to the rich and powerful is just part of the social character of the lower classes especially the naturally subservient Malays. The rich and powerful are entitled to break laws and commit legal infractions. That's alright and shall be accepted as normal and in character of the rich and powerful.

13. The rich and powerful do classy things, the poor people do plebeian things. The rich and powerful clinically copulate, the poor just dirtily breed like rabbits.

14. I say it's time we discard the subservient, servile and toadish attitude. If the rich and powerful commit and legal transgressions and infractions let them bear the consequences. Let's not trip over one another and rush to their defense.

15. Instead of casting aspersions on the character of the judge, let's examine exhaustively the motives of the recusal applicant.

16. The character of the applicant may be less than meritorious. When I as a ceramah speaker in Perak, the Perak yeops recited to me some quatrains or pantun 4 rangkap. These were liberally adapted from the pantuns of Hashim Gera.

17. Two of the memorable ones I remember till today are as follows:-

18. Satu dua Tiga empat/one two three four/miss x cincin besor/Rakyat jelata apa dapat?

19. The other one is as follows. Pergi berkelah di Pantai remis/ singgah sebentar membeli roti/miss x beg Hermes/Rakyat jelata bergigit Jari.

20. Of course, I don't fucking know who miss x is. Do you? If you do, it's confirmed. You are smarter than me.

21. A casual acquaintance between the judge and the recusal applicant or an official encounter with the applicant is not a strong reason to have the judge recused.

22. It's also based on the erroneous assumption that the said judge will not be capable of forming objective opinions. That's patently wrong.

23. Our own limitations, subjective perceptions, wisdom and experience are not the the measure by which we judge others

24. So what you say and alleged is not am gospel truth. It will be answered in due course.

25. The reality is the Bonnie and Clyde couple of Malaysia are making bloody fools of us. They mocked our judicial process make fun of it. The time spent ding-donging at the court stage, far outweighs the time actually spent in jail.

26. The situation prompts us to parrot what Mr Bumble said. The law is a ass, a idiot. The people responsible for this judicial comedy are the lawyers. Hence, following what Dick the butcher says, the first thing we do, is kill all the lawyers!