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Sakmongkol ak 47

Tuesday, 7 October 2008

The Sun shines on Kg.Ubai, but sets on UMNO

Sakmongkol is going out to celebrate with Encik Hanapi Salleh. The man who has announced that he will contest for an UMNO VP post. He was also the man who had proposed that Dato Najib stands as President.

Encik Hanapi is 53 years old. He will remain a confirmed bachelor he says. Because he wants to dedicate full time on the job as UMNO VP. So that he can provide the leadership that UMNO badly needs.

He says if he has a wife, that can be a liability to him. Especially if the missus wants to buy 10 Patek Philippe wristwatches or the bejewelled Chopards. He will then need to buy some refurbished Abraham tanks from the good US of A. from there he can earn some commissions.

Hanapi Salleh has finally proven he is the bravest UMNO man in Pekan. The present deputy head and vice head and the entire cabal of AJK Bahagian have no balls. That includes Sakmongkol who technically is, until the next pemilihan bahagian, still an AJK bahagian.

That should disproved once and for all , those nasty insinuations that Hanapi Salleh has no balls. He is the man with testicular fortitude.

Sakmongkol was on the phone with Hanapi Salleh. He says just like Zahid Hamidi, he wants to help Dato Najib. Since all the Pekan fellows are eunuchs, he has offered his candidacy. Hail to Hanapi salleh.

Sakmongkol hears, the people in Kampung Ubai in Pekan and Kuantan are busy constructing a palanquin to carry Hanapi Salleh. The old one, yes that one that was used to carry TUn razak had been turned into firewood. Didn’t Sakmongkol write about this last time? They thought they did not have to carry anyone again. Now they have to build another, to carry the sun that shines on Kg Ubai.

And to Tukar Tiub, this Hanapi Salleh is not the same as the one who contested in Permatang Pauh, ok? Apo kono eh jang, tak ado orang boleh ada namo serupo ke?


Anti Pengecut,  7 October 2008 at 13:12  

Tukat Tiub tu pejuang lagi penakut dari bendahara tepok.

Bendahara tepok nak lawan, berundur kerana tidak terdaya.

Sham Rais cabut lari takut kena tangkap. Member yg kena tangkap ad adah jadi ornag besar dna menteri.

Balik dah tua. Pompuan pun tak ingin. Melancap sampai ke tua. Itulah cerita orang pengecut.

Nak juga pergi demonstrasi reformasi. Kena tangkap kata dia sedang jalan2 di jalan tar.

Akhirnya kena juga ISA. Sudahlah pejuang baling batu sorok tangan.

Zaharan Razak 7 October 2008 at 14:21  

SAK: Can I have your email, please?

Anonymous,  7 October 2008 at 15:21  

Tuan jgn jeles dgn bakal VP tu... dia mmg tiada tandingannya..kih!kih!kih!

sakmongkol AK47 aka Mat Tomoi 7 October 2008 at 15:31  

dear zaharan,
my e mail is anytime, would love to communicate with you.

Anonymous,  7 October 2008 at 15:35  

Sudah jelas kini Tuan Hanapi adalah proksi Najib?? kih!kih!kih!

Anonymous,  7 October 2008 at 15:47  

Adakah tindakan Tuan Hanapi itu merupakan suatu bentuk pemikiran diluar kotak atau pemikiran yang tidak berkepala hotak?? kih!kih!kih!

Zawi 7 October 2008 at 16:13  

Hanapi Salleh proksi Najib?
How could he be his proksi since he has been ridiculing his boss like that vis a vis the comission from tanks to buy the Patek philippe and Chopard watches.

Anonymous,  7 October 2008 at 16:31  

hail to hanapi.
caw. semantan sokong anda.
berundur bukan bererti kalah, tapi mengatur langkah - tok bahaman.

Anonymous,  7 October 2008 at 17:38  

En.hanapi. dont be late for your MT umno meetings in kl if u win the post next time. i can drive you there. dont bother to take express bus. sometimes tickets fully booked.

pak anjun

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