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Sakmongkol ak 47

Monday, 20 June 2022

Debate of Cons.

1. After the nondescript and overhyped debate between alibabavum najib and mamu anwar, the latter was seen cutting up and dividing a cake. It could have been a huge vadai cake.

2. We didn't hear about the former CEO earning gargantuan remunerations of 70 to 90 m a year and gallivanting around in the companys private jet. Can we expect the suckers at seb to be prudent with our money? Mamu didn't mention these.

3. Nor did we hear about how Sapura caused pertronas to forfeit, USD 400m in Vietnam. Now, allow me to use an expletive. Having being fucked by sapura, petronas is now asked to nursemaid seb.

4. The imbecilic idea of using petronas to nursemaid sapura came from the ignoramus najib alibabavum razak. The idea was relished with gusto, by najibs thirudargalum and his internet dickheads who wrote his internet portals.

5. The dirty secret is out. So this is how the bn leaders treat our reserves and our money. To help companies belonging to cronies in distress. Confound them, especially najib alibabavum Razak.

6. Just so people know, reserves such as those in petronas or khazanah are to be applied for the development of states or public benefits. They are not to help out private companies belonging to cronies. Certainly not for umno.

7. Instead, people like ali babavum najib applies public money mindlessly, including bailing out crony companies and paying sycophants millions Of ringgit a month.

8. Ali babavum najib treats petronas as a willing willy, bowl cleaner and blind chinaman. But petronas which itself is very less sanguine, will be a stooge.

9. Unfortunately, the idiotic mamu anwar did not object vociferously to ali babavum najibs scandalous remarks. He could only retort with the lame but catch-all phrase, forensic accounting.

10. That too, we don't know what he meant by it. To do forensic accounting means to treat sapura with kid gloves. For it is obvios that sapura finds itself in dire straits is the result of its own weaknesses.

11. To even countenance a forensic accounting is belaboring the obvious. The market punishes the entity that makes mistakes. It weeds out the poorly managed company.

12. The rule of the market is clear. An inefficiently run company should be allowed to disintegrate.

13. Therefore, the proposal of doing a forensic auditing on sapura may sound intellectually formidable, but it's like bringing coal to Newcastle. The idea of putting preconditions as cause to help sapura will produce the same effect too-futile.

14. The point is, sapura, should not now use public money to stay afloat. When it enjoyed profits, did it care two hoots about the public? Did its shareholders care about the public?

15. The debate on sapura went off tangent, devolving into a discussion about the general management of the economy. Though important, it's not relevant.

16. How the debate went off-topic, is beyond many of us. But is not surprising because the debate is a debate between two nincompoopish convicts.

17. Like Rhett Buttler, in Gone With the Wind, said, I don't give a damn. I don't give a damn if the debate detour was started by ali babavum najib or chorused by mamu anwar, who knbows nuts about economics reasoning.

18. But what really surprises me is that the audience, comprising social and political luminaries and attended too by not a few kangkung proffesors, tolerated and acquiesce in the sham debate.

19. TV watchers waited impatiently for the debate, which turned out to be an anticlimax. It was just a debate between 2 convicts.

20. It's a debate between one fellow whose right hand doesn't know what his left hand is doing and another fellow who has a penchant of reading a few lines of a book but pretends as though he has read the whole book. Yet we called him the renaissance man.

21. One went to school and a university for thieves in the fish and chips imperialist country. The other, a product of the bourgeois and elitist MCGayGay. The outcome of the debate is predictable. It is just a debate between 2 latte liberals and members of the chattering class.

22. Reference to an enlarged cake and sharing it by ali babavum najib is unfortunate and misplaced. That it was said by Tun Razak doesn't make it sacrosanct. It was a stupid reference.

23. Mamu anwar responded meekly by saying, don't eat the cake alone. Of course, the pkr yahoo boys and girls treat that as a messianic remark.

24. Don't the two idiots know that the cake analogy has become a symbol of repression, insensitivity and injustice? Wasn't Mary Antoinette alleged to have said qi'ils mangent de la brioche?

25. When told that the people have no bread to eat, the queen was alleged to have said, let them eat cake.

26. But never to miss a chance for theatrics, after the dry debate anwar demonstrated his cake cutting skills. This is how najib divides the cake and this is how we divide it, said he. Needless to say, the pkr yahoo crowd volubly ululated him.

27. Ali babavum najib feigned indignance and incredulity that the ph goverment did not exhaustively investigate the forex scandal. Najib too did not. I am reminded of the maxim that one who comes into equity must come with clean hands.

28. To which sivaji the boss, anwar said emphatically that he won't compromise on any forms of corruption and abuses of power. Nahi nahi. Illai illai!

29. Except that when mamu anwar said it, he did it as though he's constipating. Which makes his assertion less believable.

30. Many of us are dismayed and dissappointed that mamu did not berate ali babavum najib, when the latter mention cash is king. That makes me suspect that anwar actually is a limousine liberal.

31. Eleven out of ten people know what najib meant. He means that all the people have a price and are buyable.

32. RM 200 for the people of melaka and johor. Perhaps more for the people of sarawak and sabah.

33. I am not denigrating my east malaysian brethren. But when i was in umno 1990-2011,east malaysian delegates would demand 1st class hotels and more than 200 pocket money. Res ipso loquitor.

34. There's nothing to shout about the debate. It went off-topic. Its sapura, idiots. While najib spoke like a brainless jock, condescending and patronising mamu was fluid, collegiate in the sense of treating you as equals and articulate. In terms of substance, both are wanting.

35. Anwar won only in terms of being more articulate. Itu saja.

36. To ali babavum najib and sivaji the boss anwar, I dedicate the following song.


Tuesday, 7 June 2022

Sapura dan justifikasi ekonomi.

1. Mamu Anwar tidak bersedia untuk debat ini dalam erti kata a melepaskan apeluang untuk bertanya Najib mulut merah, hard questions ala Tim Sebastian.

2. Dahlah mamak padukang ni mempunyai kelemahan semula jadi dalam ilmu ekonomi,teryata dia tidak manfaatkan nasihat orang2 seperti rafizi ramli. Saya tak dengarpun mengenai gaji ceo seb sebanyak lebih rm900 juta setahun.

3. Saya nak habaq kamu semua. Najib beri dia bola lambung dia dak beri libais line clear. Bahlool punya mamak. Buat malu ceruk tok kun, habiak.

4. Brader anwar kasi kita beratoq buat apa. Najib kata sapura beri pelaburan dan kerja. Sapura syarikat cari gali ke2 terbesar dalam dunia. Sapura milik rakyat.
Ngapa hang tak libais brader.

5. Kenyataan najib mengenai cash is king dan petronas dijadikan pak sanggup, dibiarkan saja. Binawe betul. Apa jadi mamu anwar?

6. Jika SEB maha bagus, kenapa ia mengalami kerugian? Soalan asas ini tidak ditanyai mamu anwar. Najib dibiarkan begitu saja tanpa di minta menerangkan mengapa seb rugi. Kenapa wok?

7. Kegagalan mamak padukang/padukong ini menanyakan soalan maut ini, boleh suggests bahawa Anwar sebetulnya, bersekongkol dengan Najib mulut merah.jangan tanya soalan yang membodohkan kawan tu.

8. Hang lembab ka atau bengap dalam bidang ni? Macam lagu ni,kami boleh percaya pada hang untuk tadbir negara ini? Mai kita boria lagi baik. Maaf ya kak wan.

9. Najib kata seb rugi sebab harga crude oil merudum. Oghang pekan kate kepala bapak aok! oghang penang kata buah peliak hang.

10. Syarikat2 cari gali lain seperti petronas, shell, esso, bp, slumberger malah syarikat milik itali yang terbesar pun, berdepan dengan harga crude yang merudum. Tapi mereka tidak menadah dengan tempurung mohon diselamatkan oleh kerajaan. Ke guane?

11. Sebab syarikat2 ini mempunyai perkara2 ini dalam budaya pengurusan mereka:- Kepimpinan yang baik, perbelanjaan yang terkawal, pelaburan yang teliti ,memastikan kos tidak melebihi pulangan dan hasil, lembaga pengarah yang peka dan kaki tangan yang cekap dan mempunyai skill sets yang dikehendaki.

12. Maka secara deduksi nya,perkara2 atau nilai2 ini, kurang atau tidak ada dalam budaya pengurusan seb. Sebab itu ia rugi. Bukan sebab harga crude. Wabe aok!

13. Sayangnya,mamu Anwar tak amplify perkara2 ini. Mungkin sebab brader kita tak tahu. Dia tak baca prospektus seb. Maklum saja,dia lebih suka membaca hikayat-hikayat merong mahawangsa,hikayat laila majnun ,Paulo freire,Ivan Illich,Franz Fanon dll. Soal2 dry economics ni,tak berahi dia.

14. Kita tidak suka dengan istilah forensic auditing sebab ia terma tangkap semua atau catch all. Jangan hang rasa selamat dengan istilah forensic auditing no...

15. Kita nak audit yang spesifik. Ada leadership audit, bod audit, management audit, staff audit, operations audit, investments audit, spending audit-the whole shebang. Menyebut forensik audit sebagai istilah tangkap semua tak pekai, chombi.

16. Dalam debat sepenting in,kita kena spesifik,tak boleh cakap konsep vague je.

17. Mamu anwar lepas peluang bertanya najib untuk apa kita membiayai seb?

18. Kita bukan membayar untuk goods and services kita perlu. Kebanyakan rakyat tidak mempunyai pun kenderaan yang menggunakan bahan api.

19. Malah kita dipaksa secara tidak sedar,membiayai serta mengongkosi kesilapan besar seb dan kelemahan2 seb.

20. Itu bererti reward system kita salah. Kita mengimbuhi excellence bukan mediocrity seperti di tunjuk oleh seb.

21. Saya akan menjadi lebih yakin jika mamu anwar needles najib mengenai kepimpinan, bod, pengurusan, belanja berhemah, pelaburan teliti dan seumpanya.

22. Seperti dalam iklan Wendy, macam Clara Peller,saya bertanya where's the beef, brader?

23. Dengan menyebut forensic auditing secara ad nauseum,tidak mencerahkan persoalan. Saya rasa mamu anwar lembab dalam bab ini. Huraian forensic auditing dilakukan penyokong2 Anwar post debat. That dont count pada saya.

24. The only redeeming featurea, ialah Anwar menyebelahi pihak yang benar iaitu rakyat. Jika rakyat tidak tahu siapa pemimpin yang menyebelahi mereka, entah lah. Najib bukan berpihak kepada mereka.

25. Sudah terang dan nyata, najib menyebelahi pihak cigar chomping dan caviar eating capitalist. Sebab itu dia hendak bantu seb. Itu should be clear kepada rakyat jelata. Najib bukan dipihak mereka.

26. Penggunaan istilah rakyat oleh Ali 'babavum' Najib Razak, mengelirukan. Dia kata seb milik rakyat. Orang Pekan cakap kepala bapok aok.

27. Istilah rakyat oleh Ali babavum Najib, sepatutnya menjadi red flag untuk mamu Anwar membalun Najib. Tapi yilek. Tongong juga mamat tu.

28. Rakyat Najib adalah mereka yang berduit. Yakni 10 juta orang pembeli saham seb bernilai rm4 billion melalui asb. Yakni golongan bourgeois. Najib jurubicara klas ini.

29. Maka seb bukanlah milik 'rakyat'. Ia nya satu lagi pembohongan ali babavum najib. Berbohong adalah keperangaian kedua, second nature kepada matlaon ini.

30. Pemilik sebenar seb adalah 10juta pemegang saham seb yang akan mengalami kerugian rm300 lebih seorang. Jumlah wang yang gampang langsai melalui makan barang2 di lafite restaurant di Shangri-la atau makan seafood di south sea subang saja.

31. Pemilik seb, iaitu putera2 dari bumiputera, tidak ada kena mengena dengan rakyat jelata, yakni bumiputera bukan pemilik, cina dan india. 10 juta hanya 33% peratus jumlah rakyat Malaysia.

32. Maka yang demikian seb bukalah milik rakyat. Ia adalah milik putera2 dan melayu terpilih.

33. Saya heran the idiotic mamu anwar tidak membalun najib tentang hal ini. Insan yang terkenal dengan anak cina, india, iban anak saya.

34. Mudah2an 'rakyat' yang dimaksudkan mamu anwar terdiri dari rakyat biasa. Jika tidak penggunaan istilah rakyat oleh anwar adalah rakyat itu hanya verbal rhetoric dan rakyat hanya digits saja.

35. Guna pakai istilah 'rakyat' oleh Anwar mesti jelas. Ini untuk mengelak kita melihat Anwar hanya sebagai latte liberal dan smoked salmon socialist. Kassim Ahmad misalnya, tidak pernah percaya kepada bourgeois Anwar.

36. Dari segi isi,Anwar sama2 tongong macam Najib, kepala lanun itu. Anwar hanya menggerhanai Najib dari segi kepetahan bercakap saja. Anwar is long in form but dismally short in substance.

37. Najib ni ada penyakit satu sen duit kerajaan . Dalam kes 1MDB dia kata tak guna 1 sen duit kerajaan. Dia mengulangi bohong ini dengan mengatakan menyelamatkan sebx tidak akan guna 1sen duit kerajaan tapi duit petronas.

38. Saya heran mengapa point ini tidak di robek2 oleh Anwar. Dia tidak tahu atau dia sama2 mekngong?

39. Petronas itu milik siapa? Dan adakah itu fungsi petronas?. Pencuci mangkuk dan cina buta setelah seb diperkosa oleh ceo nya dan bod nya? Cibai.

40. Reseb petronas bukan untuk tolong syarikat2 kroni yang nazak. Jika begitu bantulah mas, brahims,china automarive parts,barakah dsb nya.

41. Pekung pemimpin umno terbongkar dek mulut ikan keli najib. Reseb kerajan melalui mana2 glc secara umumnya- petronas, maybank, khazanah, sime darby dll digunakan untuk menyelamatkan syarikat nazak kepunyaan kroni.

42. Reseb petronas bukan duit umno yang boleh diperlakukan sesuka hati ali babavum najib razak. Duit petronas bermaksud mendanai pembangunan negeri2 seperti yang difikirkan oleh tun razak.

43. Bahkan reseb petronas misalnya, tidak semestinya hanya untuk negeri2 yang ada reseb minyak saja, tapi untuk satu malaysia. Ini kerana PDA digubal untuk 1 Malaysia.

44. Perkara ini tidak dibahaskan oleh the idiotic Anwar. Kecetekan nya ditutupi dengan ungkapan istilah forensic accounting. Dan kita dibawa bersiar2 dengan frolic anwar mengenai agihan kek vadai anwar.

45. Kalau dia membaca lapuran tahunan seb, dia tentu dapat membahas kegoblokan seb dengan lebih meyakinkan.

46. Saya telah membahas perkara2 ini dalam artikel BI saya. Kemalasan mamu anwar membaca lapuran seb menyebabkan dia menangani isu sapura secara cavalier.

47. Minta maaflah cakap, anwar menang dari segi kepetahan bercakap, ketegasan pendirian nya mengenai rasuah misalnya dan intonasi suara. Semua ini bukan nya penghujjahan tapi hanya bunga2 hiasan saja. Bercakap untuk diri saya, 'i am not impressed'.

48. Perkara pokok, yakni sapura sedikit saja disentuh. Ini meyakinkan saya, anwar hanyalah seorang latte liberal dan smoked salmon socialist yang berpura pura prorakyat tapi sebenarnya seorang comprador capitalist.

49. Akhirul kalam, saya nyatakan untuk kesekian kali, tidak ada lansung justifikasi ekonomi untuk menyelamatkan sapura. Biarkan ia kojol.


Sunday, 15 May 2022

Pasaran Bebas Dan Sapura Energy. Bahagian 1/2.

1. Banduan2 nak berdebat mengenai sapura biaq pi lah. Saya memang kurang tertarik dengan banyak cakap dan cirit birit verbal. Itu pilihan peribadi saya. Saya tidak ada masaalah jika ramai pembaca budiman terpukau dengan debat segala. Racun pada saya,daging kepada orang lain.

2. Prejudis saya terhadap perdebatan,tetap kekal. Ia nya 'tricky'. Kita mudah terpukau dengan verbal gymnastics dan verbal acrobatics. Kita mudah tertaik dengan histrionics dan theatrics.

3. Manakala penulisan lebih teratur, tersusun dan rapi. Penhujahhan nya boleh dinilai berkali kali. Yang permanent lebih baik dari yang ephemeral.

4. Maka pada pendapat saya,kita sebenarnya meraikan perdebatan antara dua banduan. This tells a lot about the sad race.

5. Bangsa Melayu yang tidak ada harga diri,menutup mata terhadap kemungkaran, meraikan beberapa jam keserenokan debat diatas pentas. Yahoo.

6. Sesiapa nak validate kemungkaran olrh dua banduan,silakan lah. Misalnya umsu nak anjurkan debat itu silakan. Kita bukan tak tahu organisasi tersebut ada ramai betina dan lelaki tak sabar join the bourgeois class.

7. The above out of my chest,mari kita bincang topik asal. Penggunaan wang rakyat untuk menyelamatkan seteru pasaran bebas, sapura energy.

8. The econonomics behind the issue,dilupakan. Kita gantinya dengan melodramatics. Banduan liwat lwn lanun bugis. The sodomist vs the bugis buccaneer.

9. Kita sepatutnya biarkan seteru market economics seperti sapura untuk gagal. Pada tahun 202, ia rugi hampir 9bilion.

10. Mengapa saya kata seteru? Sapura mahukan semua perniagaan atau bisness bebas melakukan apa saja. Tapi bila datang ke bisness nya sendiri,apa2 keistewaan yang ia dapat hanya untuk ia saja. Makna nya ia mahu kebebasan umum tapi yang spesial untuk ia saja.

11. Jadi ia mahu special tax holidays, tax concessions, soft loan dan bila bermasaalah, kerajaan bantu. Bisnes lain biar kaput. Binawe punya syarikat!

12. Apa kita buat pada seteru?kita bunuh atau biarkan dia mampus!

13. Sistem ekonomi kita wok dahling,adalah sistem untung dan rugi tapi selalu disebut profit system je.

14. Bab rugi tu sama penting atau lebih penting dari bab untung. Ia nya lah yang mengenyahkan kita dari the weak, the incompetent, dari dedalu, pacat dan lintah yang betenggek.

15. Sapura ialah lintah yang dah gemuk mebghisap darah kita. Biar dia jatuh. Kalau kita menyelajmatkan nya, ia akan terus nenghisap kita sehingga pucat lesi.

16. Maka sebagai peraturan tetap, jangan guna duit rakyat tolong sapura. Kita biarkan ia gagal. Ia bagus untuk kesihatan sistem free trade kita.

17. Jangan bantu syarikat2 seperti mas, air asia, asia x, barakah, brahim china automative parts dll. Biar mereka gagal. Untuk kesihatan sistem free market kita.

18. Dalam kes sapura, kita disuruh bayar untuk goods or services kita bukan nak tapi bayar untuk mistakes yang dilakukan oleh incompetent fools di sapura.

19. Untung sapura sapu, kos di tanggung oleh kita. Itu macam kah?

20. Cerita sapura muncul kedepan, bila bossku Najib 'John Gotti' Razak mecadangkan sapura harus dibantu dengan suntikan dana awam. Bila dia sebut saya tersentak dan mendapat epiphany.

21. Bila Najib bercakap mengenai saapura kita mesti waspada. Kita pasti tahu bahawa penceritaan mengenai sapura akan penuh dengan spin dan pembohongan.

22. For 'baby face'' Najib is a congenital liar. Bukankah dia menyatakann dalam satu interview, bahawa cincin usd23 juta adalah hadiah seorang putera uae? Jadi mengapa mahu percaya spin nya mengenai sapura? Mana dia ada credebility dan integreti?

23. Klentong najib mengundang saya berpantun:-
One two three four
Satu dua tiga empat
Rosmah mansor cincin besor
Rakyat jelata apa dapat

One two three four
Satu dua tiga empat
Najib razak belanja besor
Rakyat jelata hidup merempat.
Saya mendapat ilham dari pantun hashim gera.

24. Biarkan hukum pasaran bebas menentukan nasib sapura. Apa nak buat, dah nasib.

25. Pasaran bebas yang impersonal akan melakukan ini:-
A. Mengenyahkan yang belanja sakan.
B. Memaksa pemegang ekwiti menjual share mereka.
C. Mengenyahkan pengurusan yang imcompetent.
D. Jika sapura meminjam besar dari bank2,bank2 foreclose saja.
Biarkan pemilik2 baru menentukan hala tuju sapura.

Satu ulangan


Saturday, 14 May 2022

Debat Yang Bukan Debat Perdana.

1. Saya dah agakdah. Debat perdana menjadi debat antara dua tongong. Seorang bekas banduan dengan banduan yang belum dipenjarai.

2. Seorang dah served time. Seorang lagi lanun bugis sesat, mereka 1001 cerita mengelak dari dipenjarai.

3. Berpandukan kualiti debat semalam,kalau debat seperti itu dianjurkan lagi,maka penonton kena makan pil menahan muntah.

4. Isiu pokok yakni sapura energy berhad hanya sedikit disentuh. Soal2 lain menggerhanakan isiu SEB.

5. Yang kita dengar ialah cerita2 dongeng mengenai kek, forensic auditing, cash is king dll. Macam shuib kata pening la.

6. Hanya kerana tun razak pernah menggunakan analogy kek, tidak menjadikan hujjah yang dangkal menjadi lebih relevan.

7. Pembagian kek sebenarnya menjadi simbol insentivity dan ketidak adilan,wok ai.

8. Analogy cake ini sesungguh nya menjadi simbol ketidak adilan. Tun razak tidak dapat membayangkan nya. Samdol!

9. Bila Mary Antoinette di beritahu orang tidak ada makanan asas, dia disebut sebagai berkata qu'ils mangent de la brioche. Let them eat cake.

10. Orang tengah lapar,si lahabau ni boleh kata kita perbesarkan kek. Kek lama dah dibalun olih geng2 matlaon umno. Bukan irisan, cebisan adalah.

11. Jawa penorogo bagan latoh, berharap tidak ada rhetorik. Namun itulah yang disebut dek lanun bugis. Cash is king.

12. Slogan cash is king dan king itu rakyat adalah rhetoric dan klentong kosong sahaja.

13. Rakyat itu king adalah pembohongan najib yang terbesar. Bukan itu yang dimaksukan sibibir merah ini.

14. Yang dimaksudkan najib ialah sogokan dapat menyelesaikan semua tentangan dan bantahan rakyat. Sogok je seratus dua,semua beres. Beri 200 rakyat terus mengundi lanun2.

15. Si mamu Anwar pula bercakap mengenai forensic auditing. Wah..satu istilah besar yang datang dari graduan Malay Studies ini. Bisa dapat pencerahan dong?

16. Mengapa tidak mahu ujudkan satu jabatan forensic audtiing yang khusus unuk siasat bukan saja seb,malah semua mp untuk menjawab bagaimana mereka ada 100 juta?

17. Itu baru forensic auditing yang betul.

18. Saya mengarah pandangan saya sekrang kepada 2 hujjah fallacious najib bossku.

19. Pertama, kita mesti selamatkan SEB sebab ribuan perkerja dan multiplier effect pelaburan akan hilang kata si Najib.

20. Saya telah jawab hujjah dangkal ini dalam artikel bahasa inggeris saya dahulu. Jangan kita guna alasan menyelamatkan perkerja dan pelaburan.

21. Bukan bermakna dengan sekoyong koyong seb akan lesap seperti asap. Pemilik baru seb akan tetap menggajikan para perkerja. Yang korup, pemalas, dan tidak prodaktif akan dibuang dimana mana. Pemilik baru tidak akan membuat pelaburan ke? Takkan seb je yang tahu melabur?

22. Pemilik baru akan terus mengujudkan perkerjaan dan membuat pelaburan. Maka tidak relevan hujjah najib bahawa kita mesti selamatkan seb sebab seb saja yang boleh mengujudkan perkerjaan dan pelaburan.

23. Jika saham seb boleh dijual kepada petronas, kenapa tidak boleh dijual kepada pihak lain?Bukan petronas saja yang boleh gerenti untung. kemudian nak jual, sesiapa yang mampu boleh beli.

24. Saya harap publik malaysia,jangan delude themselves into believing ini satu debat perdana hanya kerana yang ambil bahagian bernama Najib dan Anwar.

25. Ianya jauh panggang dari api. Najib mengeluarkan hujjah2 yang bodoh dan anwar respond dengan kepetahan dia bercakap. Dari segi itu, anwar pemenang debat ini.

26. Ianya debat antara 2 banduan yang memualkan. Ia debat yang bukan debat perdana!


Sunday, 8 May 2022

Tengku Razaleigh Hamzah- The Single Spark That Lights The Prairie Fire.

1. Tengku Razaleigh Hamzah, trh hosted a breaking of fast event in kota bharu. It was attended by amanah leaders and several ngos.

2. It was held , I believed in the stately Palm Manor in kb. There trh discussed with the attendees plans to capture Kelantan from the ecclesiastical dictators, pas.

3. The pas government has held the kelantanese people at spiritual ransom and bondage. With their unachievable and utopian ideals.

4. By continuosly and incessantly proselytising about these pie in the sky issues, pas makes itself relevant and it's presence felt.

5. The pas engineered issues and narratives really become an opium to the masses. Keeping them in deep slumber, forgetting they need an orderly and focused government.

6. A government that produces sound policies and provide for temporal enrichments. The.people need development, social and public amenities, eradication of halal corruption upliftment from poverty etc.

7. The people need the supply of clean water, ample electricity and not having to put up with the following nonsense.

8. The minds of the mad mullahs are perpetually congested as the streets of kb during festive seasons.

9. Admittedly i am not a kelantanese. I wasnt born in any parts of kelantan. I was born in pekan, pahang.

10. But i have roots in kelantan. Both my geat grandfather and great great grandfather and countless other relatives are kelantanese.

11. My great grandfather,hj abdullah serban hijau and my great great gandfather,hj abdul latif serban hijau are buried in bunut payung. As are countless ralatives all over kelantan. My own maternal great great granfather,khatib amin bin tok shahrum is burried in lebir,i believe in gua musang.

12. I have living relatives all over kelantan. In a way,i am as kelantanese as the next 'oghe make ike keli bakar denge budu neh...'

13. So when ku li,out of a sense of noblesse oblige decided to meet with kelantan amanah and other ngo leaders,that move ought to be supported.

14. Isnt it a coming of minds,to free kelantan from the vice grip of the ecclesiastical dictators?

15. A sense of noblesse oblige is something the ever envious and plebian ketereh Neanderthal, wont be able to understand. He suffers from' its not thought here' syndrome.

16. It does not occur to the ketereh feller that his overriding objective as an umno man, is to seek ways to unseat the pas government. So is the task of other umno wooden pegs.

17. Instead of supporting and extolling the ku li move, he belittles and downplays it,saying its an individual decision.

18. That betrays his perennial saturnine disposition and envy. Thats They reason behind the fall of the Malays. They are always envious,greedy and voraciously corrupt. Anuar musa has all these 'finer'points.

19. Saying its just an individual move has several implications.
A. Its an admission that he himself is not capable of accomplishing what ku li did.
B. He is deficient.
C.he appoints himself as spokesman for umno
D. It recognises that only ku li has the stature to make a diferrence.

20. Anuar Musa realises right from the beginning,he has not got the stature nor the ability to galvanise the opposition to pas rule in kelantan.

21. So what does he do? He patronises the whole situation by talking it down. Its a personal initiative not endorsed by him nor umno kelantan or umno hq.

22. He is too full of himself and cocksure. He himself does not represent umno. He is from the clique within umno that is pro bersatu.

23. By downplaying what ku li did, he indicates that umno Kelantan is never united. There are too many chiefs and too little indians. Everybody wants to be the village champion.

24. They win at shouting themselves silly,but lose the state. Anuar musa and kelantan umno are never interested in recapturing kelantan. Perhaps it is true they prefer to remain as divisional heads so that monetary allocations go through them.

25. Anuar musa and kelantan umno prefer kelantan to remain in relative backwadness. So that it can validate the success of returned kelantaneses. And they can choked the life out of kb streets with their grand cars. Ku li please put a stop to all this nonsense.

26. The ketereh idiot has misread umno. Umno is a party without principles and scruples. It may not endorse ku li now,but will not be ashamed to embrace the prince should he succeed. Umno has no qualms becoming the chisel even if the house is completed. Umno mana ada malu!

27. Now,lets turn to the man at the centre of the issue-tengku Razaleigh Hamzah. He invited amanah and ngo leaders. None from umno were invited. He did not invite these people to play marbles or fly the wau.

28. Apart from the breaking of fast,it was a meeting to organise the forces opposed to the ecclesiastical dictators. The fact that it did not involve umno is signicant.

29. Umno needs pas actually. It needs pas to provide a religious and divine rationale for its fascism, corruption and all its depravities. You know the pas motto-wa haramun kalau makan sorang,wa halalun kalau kongsi dua.

30. Umno is just the other side of the same coin. As the kelantanese say,duo kali limo. Bo ambo! Including umno in the meeting is therefore risky.

31. This means, ku li read the political situation well. My sources say there is a groundswell rejecting the rancid politics of pas and the avariciousness of umno.

32. To have included umno leaders at the meeting, is like hauling a live monitor lizard. As it is,ku li is spared the agony of dealing with possible 5th columnists and also spared the agony of saying et tu brute.?

33. Umno should not be upset with how it was sidelined and will be sidelined in all future dealings of trh. In a way it is umnos comeuppance. Umno has treated ku li like dirt. His appointment as chairman of umnos advisory board is just a window dressing ruse.

34. In reality,ku li is treated like a turning bad Quran. You cannot read it nor can you throw it away. So you wrap it properly with cloth and place it high on a shelve. In traditional malay houses, you placed it on a 'para'.

35. The point is, that ku li marches to the beat of his own drum. He refuses to be shackled by the sullied hands of the 'stay out jail' umno leaders and other corrupt umno minions not caught yet.

36. He has shown his independant streak,which is appreciated by learned heads, on two occasions. The first when he was called by the palace to counsel the rulers on what is to be done in the event mahiadin is ousted. The second ,when he wrote to the speaker, to move a no- confidence vote againts mahiadin 'puffy' Yassin.

37. Ku li must have told the agung to appoint a person chosen by umno. Wasnt he promised the post of pm by the leaders of the kleptocrats, zahid and najib? When the umno mkt met ku li's name was not even mentioned.

38. For the particular purpose of arm twisting mahiadin to abrogate the throne of the premiership, ku li played the role of,i must say this candidly and with sincerity, a useful idiot.

39. In my opinion,trh is a hopeless romantic for believing that values like independence of the mind, trustworthiness, my word is my bond priciple and other time honored values are celebrated in umno. Sadly they are not.

40. What umno celebrate are machinations,intrigues, plots, schemations and winning by any Machiavellian means necessary.

41. So,if umno now finds itself excluded from negotiations on the 'kelantan project' initiated by ku li, it ought to know that the exclusion is a fitting and deserved retaliation. Thanks to all the ill-treatment to trh and other contrarians.

42. Umno should look itself up in the mirror and sees its true Dorian Gray image. Having done that,acknowledge that ku li was right to exclude the biblical beast.

43. What materialises before you is the apparition of a develish beast hot branded with the mark of the beast 666, emblazoned across its forehead.

44. Exorcise it from Kelantan politics and kick out also Count Iblis, representing parti ajaran sesat.

45. Whether you like it or you dont like it,learn to love this. Trh has the stature and appeal to make a difference in Kelantan politics.

46. Of course ku li's action will invite the usual naysayings from umno degenerates and pooh poohs from pas. Ignore these incomprehensible noises and brayings.

47. Indeed one pas official said his party is not worried. In the past, the people has chosen pas. Well,this pas apparatchik ought to know, that past successes do not assure present relevance.

48. Given the hostile and inconducive environment, the logical step is for ku li to form a new political party. Whether its parti amanah rakyat Malaysia or some other call signs,deliver us fom the clutches of the evil ecclesiastical dictators and rapacious and avaricious umno. For too long we have been living under the yoke of stylised Islam of pas. We certainly do not need pas to validate our Islamicness.

49. Tengku Razaleigh Hamzah is the person who can ignite the spark with which to light the prairie fire!


Thursday, 28 April 2022

Mengapa membisu seribu bahasa,lidah kelu tidak berkata kata. Divine justice and corruptible PAS.

1. Kimora Lee, the Korean-American model, must be especially proud of her husband, Tim leissner. The husband admitted in a Brooklyn court that he had bedded 3 Malaysian Malay ladies.

2. That proved to me, in a way, that superintendent McBride in the film A Passage to India was correct. He said it's an axiom, that the darker skinned people are attracted to fairer skinned people.

3. That prompted the sharp defence lawyer, Amrit Rao to remark, even if the fairer skinned person is ugly?

4. Leissners admission came at the trial of Roger Ng, one of the robbers of 1mdb. The others will meet their comeuppance.
Kimora Lee, on the other hand, must be laughing, because it proved that once you go Asian you never go back. In this case, Malay.

5. The scrawny looking leissner isn't exactly Brad Pitt material, but obviously the Malay women fall into McBride's generalisation. As to leissner who can blame him? To him, all asians, Malay ladies included, are all virgins.

6. Compared to his kind, the ladies have a piece of real property even the Japanese Showa Maru can make a U-turn.(in the 80s Japan's Showa Maru was the biggest ship)

7. As to our Malay ladies, maybe they are phallic worshippers and in particular, they worship the caucasian phallus.

8. Ke jelobak ke jolobu
Tuai padi 3 tankai...... ...
The 3 Malay comfort ladies are Rohana Rozhan, Nur Anis jamaluddin jarjis and Elia Geneid.

9. The names of these comfort ladies came to the fore in an admission made by leissner under oath, before a NY court.

10. The admission was part of the trial of Roger Ng, our own Gordon Goodly, in the great 1mdb robbery. (Goodly was one of the, in the UK's, great train robbery.) Roger 'rabbit' Ng was found guilty as charged.

11. The admission of leissner was under oath and before a judge. It is both admissible and usable. Our authorities can use it for a number of purposes.

12. Of all the comfort ladies, the most notorious is perhaps Rohana rozhan. She has agreed to return the usd10 million she fleeced from Leissner.

13. It was a commendable thing that the harlot has agreed to return the usd10 million. But the agreement has it good and not good aspects.

14. Agreeing to return is good, but actually returning it is better. Then, we need to know who the recipient of the money is and proper documentation, receipts and so on attesting to it be issued. We don't want another case of returned money going missing.

15. If the usd10 million belongs to the government because it came from stolen 1mdb,why should its return has to depend on whether Rohana agrees or not. Seize it if it is authorised.

16. There is the possibility that she got the money through subterfuges. She may have blackmailed him, threatened to spill the beans, or used sexual persuasion. Each of these acts are legally chargeable. If she had threatened to spill the beans, wouldn't that mean she has knowledge of the stolen funds but withheld information?

17. One thing is puzzling here. If the money belongs to the government and is regarded as something that should be returned, then why are the chattels, jewelleries and watches stolen by our Bonie and Clyde, obtained with stolen 1mdb money to be retuned to Najib and Rosmah?

18. Come on, la authorities, wake up. Don't tell me you too are besotted with Rohana's stunning looks that you go easy with her. And please stop this judicial duplicity. Where one set of rules apply to the rich and powerful and a different other for the poor and powerless.

19. Then, if Rohana got usd10 million,1million for each year of intimate services, the other 2 comfort ladies elia and nor anis, may get something for similar services. Investigate them too.

20. Remember, once you go Malay, you never go back. Leissner had 3 or maybe more.

21. Now that the stories about sexual tryst are over, let me get to the crux of our issue. The deafening silence of the pas GOONS-guardians of our nation's soul. Aka the ecclesiastical dictators, the pas mullahs.

22. Tim 'the stud' leissner admitted that he had bedded 3 muslim women, namely rohana rozhan, nor anis jamaluddin jarjis and elia geneid. Of course, in the bedroom he did nothing. They were playing marbles and shooting elastic bands.

23. The 5-day Malaysia an Islamic state and other Islamic and civil authorities are therefore deemed to have direct, imputed and constructive notice. Simply, they effing know.

24. Yet he and the various authorities did nothing. Perhaps they are busy with the issuance of money generating halal certificates or with raiding seedy hotels.

25. Uncharacteristically, they are silent as a mosque mouse. I don't want to use the term churchmouse, as that would give them a chance to regard it as blasphemous or even apostate.

26. Perhaps they are waiting for the capo dei capo, Don Hadi to issue an edict. While waiting they enforced the omertà, applicable to eveyone in the pas 'la cosa including the 5-day Islamic State ustaz.

27. An edict that says illicit sex between 2 consenting adults among the rich and powerful is permissible.

28. The rich and the powerful are responsible people. Even when they have secret and illicit sex. They don't produce idiotic children. You must forgive forbidden sex among the rich and selected. The forbidden has great allure. Even Adam and Eve succumbed to the forbidden fruit.

29. The same dispensation cannot be given to the mustadaffin. They are irresponsible. They breed like rabbits. They produce dullards who can cause harm to society as a whole. Because of that reason, we are keeping quiet on leissnars admission.

30. So speaks Don Hadi. Heil tghha.

31. On a matter involving 3 Muslim comfort women, pas can zip its mouth, please don't waste our time on RUU 355. There, PAS is long on rhetoric but terribly short in substance.

32. It can't even implement RUU 355 in Kelantan and Terengganu where it's in power, what more at the national level where it's a mere adjunct to the real powers that be. Where are the hudud laws?

33. Pas continuously talks about sophisticated and complicated issues of religiosity because the issues make them stay relevant.

34. Precisely because they damn well know they can't implement any of these issues or there's a high degree of probability they can't, but talking about them makes pas relevant.

35. So it does nothing but talk and talk until blue in the face. They are NATO-no action, talk only.

36. Thats how the cookie crumbles. Pas is silent on real and daily issues. It talks on utopian issues to stand out on the island of relevancy. It hides behind the cloak of religiosity.

37. Pas is blackmailing all of us spiritually by using religion. It forces us, especially muslims, to agree to its narrative of things because disagreeing with pas can lead us being accused of being irreligious, blasphemous and even apostate.

38. Pas can only function in one unique environment. A totalitarian state where it countenances absolutely no opposition. It delights in playing the role of Orwellian big brother running our lives. Pas is a spiritual communist party.

39. The 'Islamic state' which pas is talking about is akin to Kim Jong Un's North Korea.

40. That makes pas the most dangerous political party which we have. Its open alliance with umnos fascism, acquiescence with corruption, its approval of open illicit fornification, its hidden infatuation with totalitarian tendencies make pas an objectionable ogre.

41. Chinese and Indian readers, let's modify the political landscape with your unemotional cool-headedness. We can't depend on the shameless Malays to change. As the Muslim scholar redhuan tee said, we can't depend on the Malays. Not when it's alright for Malays to steal and fornicate.

42. Please reject pas. The enabler and apologist for all these intransigences. Don't be mesmerised and besotted with these budu eating and keropok lekor consuming ularmamaks!

43. To pas, I would say what P. Ramlee said in a famous dialogue. Mengapa tuan hamba membisu serbu bahasa? Lidah tuan hamba kelu tidak berkata kata.

44. Like the late Normadiah says:-
Mengapa kelu.. diam membisu,
Mengapa malu undur selalu

Janganlah bersembuyi
Lagak benci dengan kami
Janganlah masam sahaja
Lagak marah dengan saya.

45. Don't expect any divine justice from pas. Tiada keadilan ilahi nya.


Tuesday, 12 April 2022

Satu Legal Tragicomedy.

1. Saya telah kata kita nampaknya tersepit antara justice rushed is justice crushed dengan justice delayed is justice denied.

2. Saya salah. Di Malaysia, justice delayed is Justice denied, deleted and ommited.

3. Bila Mr dimbleby dihadapkan ke makamah kerana memukul isteri nya, sang hakim berkata. Undang2 menganggap bahawa semua isteri mendengar cakap sisuami.

4. Mr dimbleby berkata:- Jika undang2 menganggap demikian, undang2 adalah seekor baghal. The law is an ass.

5. Dalam zaman sains dan teknocoli ,(bukan teknoloji) ini mana ada isteri mau dengar cakap suami? Malah isteri bukan berkata can I advise you something tapi listen to my advice you fool.

1MDB: Bekas pegawai Goldman, Roger Ng didapati bersalah di mahkamah AS

6. Saya tergamam terhadap kepantasan keadilan di as. Di Malaysia, undang2 tersebut terpakai hanya keatas orang kerdil miskin, tak berkuasa, yang curi susu, sardin dan tabung masjid.

7. Keatas orang kaya dan berkuasa, undang2 bersifat pondan dan khunsa. Boleh berkempen, tengok anak bersalin dan main golf 19 dan 1 lubang.

8. Malah keberadaan lanun bugis dimahkamah di sertai oleh himpunan manusia2 bodoh. Pesalah di tabalkan sebagai amirulmukminin, bossku dan apa nak malu?

9. Adakah melayu muslim itu istiqamah mencuri? Bossku itu bukankah ketua penyamun dan penjenayah?. Melayu tak malu mencuri dan mencabul undang2?.

10. Itulah konklusi yang boleh kita nukil dari bangsa melayu.

11. Bangsa seperti inilah yang Tuhan akan laknati. Ingat, bangsa Yahudi yang menganggap diri mereka bangsa terpilh disumpah oleh Nabi Daud dan Isa anak Maryam.

12. Yang mereka telah lakukan is eerily done oleh bangsa Melayu umno sekarang. Pertama, mereka engkar pada tuhan. Apabila mereka melihat warga mereka melakukan jinayah mereka diam berpeluk tubah dan mencari 1001 helah menyelamatkan diri. Apa nak malu bossku hanya diucap oleh Melayu umno yang tak malu. Jinayah dianggap badge of honour.

13. Para hakim duduk dibelakang bench senyum lawa seolah olah puas sistem kehakiman negara berjalan lancar.

14. Ia nya tempang tuan. Yang miskin dan lemah ditindas manakala yang kaya dan berkuasa dilindungi oleh sistem keadilan.

15. Kes roger ng dibereskan dalam masa 8 minggu manakala kes serupa 1MDB,mak bapak segala durjana,melarat sampai 4-5 tahun.

16. Membolehkan algojo2 dan oberleutenant lashkar siber lanun bugis, berkata 1MDB tiak wujub dan jho low figment imagination saja. Semua nya fitnah!.

17. Apa yang terjadi kepada apek roger ng berbanding dengan layanan keatas lanun bugis, Daeng najib, adalah satu legal tragicomedy. Satu dunia melihat dan ketawa air mata membasahi pipi.


In the USA, they treat the 1MDB corruption case as a serious matter and the Justice System there shows it. The whole trial took just EIGHT WEEKS there, while in Malaysia it is still ongoing after more than FOUR YEARS. Here in Malaysia, the 1MDB court hearings keep being postponed for all sorts of trivial matters. This can be blamed on the Management of the Justice System here or possibly they don't view these cases as serious matters like in the USA. Like they say "JUSTICE DELAYED IS JUSTICE DENIED".

In the meantime, the TWICE CONVICTED FELON (once in the High Court and then in the Court of Appeal involving 4 experienced Judges) is enjoying celebrity status with police outrider escorts provided by the PDRM and by extension the Federal Government. Just imagine how ludicrous this looks, i.e. a LAW ENFORCEMENT ENTITY providing protection and security to a CONVICTED CRIMINAL. The World must be watching all this, while in other parts of the World those convicted of crimes related to the 1MDB scandal are already spending their time in prison.

Malaysia Semua Boleh !!!

18. Apa yang terjadi kepada pengurusan sistem keadilan kita? Para hakim kita mabuk ketum atau makan pil spanishfly?

19. Jokes aside, perkara ini mungkin lebih tenat. Ia boleh jadi kes seperti dalam ayat 188 surah al baqarah. Na'uzubillah

20. Yakni, janganlah kamu memakan harta anak yatim dan janganlah kamu menyuap para hakim...

21. Mari kita dengar kenyataan peguam negara amerika:-

22. Mengenai ianya satu kemenangan tidak perlu saya nyatakan lagi. Orang melayu tertutamanya, bila dengar menang mudah lupa perkara2 lain.

23. 1MDB adalah sebetulnya satu skim rasuah dan mendobi wang. Ia nya bukan cerita dongeng Ahmad maslan atau mimpi basah lokman adam.

24. 1MDB embezelled billions of dollars. Roger ng mendapat billions untuk majikan nya dengan menyogok pegawai kerajaan malaysia dan abu dhabi.

25. Senaraikan nama pegawai2 malaysia. Publish them. Pihak berwajib jangan tidur. Pdrm sprm dll.

26. Pegawai2 accounting controls Goldman Sachs patut disiasat dan jika bersalah mesti di convicted.

27. Duit dari mdb digunakan untuk membeli luxury apartments, jewelery, valuable art pieces dan mendanai filem wolf of wall street.

28. Segala yang diongkosi wang 1mdb adalah milik kerajaan malaysia. Apartnents, jewellery, art pieces mesti disita dan di seized.Biaya filem dikembalikan.

29. Hakim malaysia yang mengarahkan pemulangan barang2 yang dibeli dengan wang 1mdb mesti disiasat dan jika bersalah apa2, dijel.

30. Siapa lagi co- conspirators roger ng? Dedahkan semua.

31. Kenyataan Breon Peace bahawa greed is not good kalau it leads to corruption, brought about by abuse of power,amat menarik.

32. Tidak syak lagi apa yang terjadi pada roger ng akan dialami Tim Leisner. Juga hartanah yang diperolehi oleh penyedap leisner, jika wang itu dari 1mdb.

33. Mungkin,mungkin gundek ini boleh kena caj kerana menjual body for gainful benefits. Atau peras ugut.

34. Sehubungan dengan itu, bahana yang akan menimpa si lanun bugis adalah satu foregone conclusion.jika ia berbeza, bermakna terdapat lacuna dalam our justice system yang mesti diisi dengan righteousness oleh upright judges. Hidup justice Bao!


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