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Thursday, 20 November 2008

UMNO man and the PKR lady

Full of Hot Air

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a UMNO man."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a PKR lady."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "But how did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You've made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect ME to solve your problem. You're in EXACTLY the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now, it's MY fault.

10 comments:

D S N 20 November 2008 at 10:53  

Hahahaha ....a good one bro! It refers appropriately to the MP for Kuantan! She's the hot air balloon! She will drop to latitude zero soon!
Just installed Garmin to my handphone and can't locate her position! The one in Indera Mahkota...worst! Not even listed at garmin or google maps!

noor,  20 November 2008 at 13:28  

this time a short article but a good one. siapa yg makan cili, tentu terasa.

Kama At-Tarawis 20 November 2008 at 14:07  

Oh wow..that was a good one!

mekyam 20 November 2008 at 14:33  

nice one, tok sak! :D

Dhahran Sea,  20 November 2008 at 20:16  

S-AK47,
Greaaaaa....at one! Right on the dot!!

walla 20 November 2008 at 21:08  

Since opposites attract, both will fall for each other, marry, get onto a zeppelin airship and fly to Turkmenistan for their honeymoon where they will eat sweet dates and other local delicacies and walk hand-in-hand in Ashgabat.

Babies will be produced too.

mekyam,  21 November 2008 at 03:20  

and they will settle in Ashgabat...

where they will eventually become real malaysians*...

as most malaysians are wont to be when they distance themselves from all the myopia of malaysia. ;D

* feel free to ask me for my definition of this term when we meet for nasi lemak and rendang and laksa johor and roti canai and nasi daun pisang and saté and pasembor and nasi dangang and pulut panggang and teh tarik and sirap bandung and milo ais and abc, etc..etc.. i could go on forever... :D]

sakmongkol AK47 aka Mat Tomoi 21 November 2008 at 07:41  

mek yam,
mamasita and i will b ehappy to oblige with those pasembor/nasi lemak/teh tarik..nasi kandar ad infinitum...
dsn/de minimis/noor/kama/walla/dharan sea...thank you for visiting. glad this gave you a chuckle. regards

mekyam 21 November 2008 at 15:18  

mokasih lah!

terharu pulok mekyé raso atah kemurohé hati tok dengé tin sak!

mémé tok sio2 ambo mari tètè sokmo ke blog tok sak nih. ado sokmo gosatu hok sedak hok buleh baco. :D

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