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Wednesday, 17 September 2008

Dato Najib's Blog..Hee Haw

EVERY ASS LIKES TO HEAR HIMSELF BRAY

Dato Najib has set up his blog. Probably as a result of his advisers impertinence and impatience he has named it One Malaysia( 1Malaysia?). Is that a sign of his megalomaniac tendencies?. A Freudian slip perhaps?

Its obvious the man has set out to project an image that he is Malaysia's no. 1 and Pak Lah is a lame duck PM. Hmm, talk of being Brutus-ed.

In the days to come, the blog will be filled with a pictorial biography of him. Retelling of his many achievements etc. All calculated to position himself for the next coming battle royale.

In the mini series, Shaka Zulu, the emergence of the king from his hut/abode/palace, would be greeted with loud songs of praise. Regaling visitors about the virility of the king as testified by his numerous wives and bed warmers, recalling stories and myths about how good a hunter the king is and so forth. You get the drill.

In Kuantan presently there is pitched battle between some MCA people accusing a sitting MCA ADUN of not writing his own blog. Sakmongkol knows the ADUN personally. Whether he writes his own blog or not, Sakmongkol believes the ideas and contents come from him. He probably outlines his ideas and have them written by a ghost writer.

Dato Najib’s contribution to his blog will probably be the foreword as in foreplay. The major portion of the contents will be taken up by thousands of his pictures. The balance will be written in by a platoon of ghost writers. Not that Sakmongkol believes that Dato Najib cannot write. Its simply a case of not having the time nor the inclination to write. Najib is no Tun Mahathir.

Sakmongkol thinks Dato Najib has been defence Minister for what? How many years? 15, thinks Sakmongkol. What Dato Najib gets from being there for that period, is just professionalism. That means, he has acquired some skills at doing work. Doesn’t tell anything about leadership qualities. Any one can acquire skills if he has sufficient time to work in one place, unless of course he is thick as two bricks.

What does Sakmongkol thinks of the blog? See the above picture. Need to tell more?

13 comments:

Mat Cendana 17 September 2008 at 11:48  

I've beaten you by six minutes with this one about Najib's site:-) Had read about it at "Big Dog's" blog.

BTW, my post also mentions your site here, and also the "Sinking of KD Najib" post specifically.

Like I had said, there's a lot of material at your site. People like me can make a career out of it:-)

BTW, not to flatter you, but I think you are/will be a main/the main factor in Najib's list of "Serious Obstacles and Pests".

Sewerage Service,  17 September 2008 at 12:19  

Pantun Si Najis dan Si Kentut

Encik Rakib jual juadah,
Dicelah rumah di kampung Ajil,
Najib dah mula mengenakan Pak Lah,
Anunya kecil dah mula menggigil

Najib dah mula nak mengenakan Pak Lah,
Pak Lah pun dah mula bersin-bersin,
Amatlah tersinggung perasaan Pak Lah,
Angkara durjana Muhyiddin Yassin

Angkara durjana Muhyiddin Yassin
Kerana hasutan si Najib tak sabar
Bodoh Muhyiddin tak berharga satu sen
Dipergunakan si Najib panjang akal

Sekarang tinggal Pak Lah keseorangan,
Najib dan Muhyiddin dah pasang badan
Bagaimana Khairy yang dah lama berangan
Tak kan lah nak biarkan dirinya terkorban

Wahai Pak Lah yang sentiasa ‘bengong’
Jangan biarkan diri disembelih dicincang
Si Najib bukanlah tak boleh dikangkang
Keluarkan semua dia punya tembelang

Keluarkan semua Najib punya tembelang
Baru rakyat tahu segala-galanya
Alang alang bermain dengan jembalang
Biar putih tulang jangan putih matanya

Diantara Pak Lah dengan Najib
Tiada beza, kedua-duanya karut,
Pak Lah ‘bengong’ Najib penuh aib
Ibarat sisa najis dengan kentut.

Moroocoon,  17 September 2008 at 12:55  

I was recommended by YB Pang Tsu Ming to this blog. Yes! I think you have a great blog!

Just visited Najib's website. HEE HAW!!!!!

sakmongkol AK47 aka Mat Tomoi 17 September 2008 at 13:01  

dear moroocoon
welcome aboard. i personally think yb pang is a good thinking adun. but we cant please everyone. in the dewan he has spoken well.

Ismail N 17 September 2008 at 13:19  

I hv visted the website this morning. It is as I expected and as you hv described. Maybe he expecting Felda people at Pekan to view the website and see what he has done for them. Nevertheless, I must congratulate him for making some effort to up his credibility once again. But I don't think this website will help him to achive the objective at all. Wrong move.

sakmongkol AK47 aka Mat Tomoi 17 September 2008 at 13:27  

dear ismail n,
the people in felda who sit by the computers are young people. who surf the internet to download the latest songs and chat with friends. but perhaps i am wrong.. but i think older felda folks will read his blog by this route:- click altantuya-click ziana zain-click the painted jezebel the divine miss dot b4 1malaysia.

Mat Cendana 17 September 2008 at 14:15  

I had read this at Najib's site:

Najib grew up watching his father and knew the demands of
mainstream politics, and he always knew that at some point in his life he wanted to serve
his community and country.


Well, what I can say is this: If you really want to do that, then do us all a favour by resigning from the party and government and let a worthier person take over ... someone like Tengku Razaleigh or Muhyiddin perhaps?

Or is this just more of your rhetorics, Najib?

sakmongkol AK47 aka Mat Tomoi 17 September 2008 at 14:20  

mat cendana
this confirms what i have been saying. his perception is based on the premise that to serve his country, one must be born into an existing ruling family. have right lineage, will travel.

Mat Cendana 17 September 2008 at 14:52  

Hmm, and Dollah Badawi has now appointed him as Finance Minister, effective immediately!

Desperate benar Badawi ni...

BTW Che Ariff, can you do away with this "Image" things? Sometimes the letters' shapes are really annoying.

Jed Yoong 17 September 2008 at 17:48  

oh gosh shaka zulu..such an old flick!

the_willow 17 September 2008 at 18:35  

Tuan,
I'm kinda worry about your safety because day by day you keep on harping the baptism of fire to our new Minister of Finance (MF for short). Don't you think you should tone down a bit? Who knows one of his lackeys picked-up your traces and certain individuals will pay you a visit. I still want you around the blogsphere.

p/s: MF stands for MuthaF.....

Anonymous,  17 September 2008 at 18:55  

its amazing how desperate the 2 idiots on the top have become ... badawi is thinking of placing Anwar under ISA. Is it the stupidest thing you can do now?...think again...he may be doing this to create riots everywhere and cause a turmoil to ensure anwar doesnt take over...ultimately he maybe targeting for an emergency rule

Anonymous,  23 October 2008 at 00:48  

I knew I (Najib) have during when I still the Defense Minister, I have a lots of bullet and bomb, that's why I gave my wife bodyguard the bomb to bomb the Mongolia lady, if not me, you all think where is the bomb come from? Some more is my wife bodyguard, right?

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