Fashion Valet: the final say. Tales by an unknown blogger no.26.

1. I thought I have finished writing about FV. Others have done a better job than I. It is, until I heard what the 2nd minister said. In parliament. They were idiotic statements.

2. FV was a clear example of a dumb spending by a government institution. Using taxpayers money.

3. The fact is 47m of taxpayers money was parted off carelessly. It lost 43, 44. Khazanah sold off that investment for 3m. Clever!

4. What can you call it? Other than a dumb spending. Of taxpayers money. Khazanah is surely smart spending OPM. Other people's money.

5. Sure venture capital is riskier. Doesn't it mean khazanah has to be doubly sure? Mana risk management analysis? Were risk management analysis tools religiously used.?

6. For failing to apply the greatest of care over dispensing of OUR 47m, the khazanah chief should be removed. It's strictly business,!

7. Where does it say he must be spared? Because he is a gomen servant? Because he is a Malay,? Worse, because he possibly is an UMNO stooge?

8. Let me digress a little. Sukarno says, the lot of our race becomes worsen because of treasonous and treacherous acts of same race saboteurs. Zaaba said malays suffer most at the hands of leaders of the Malay race .

9. So pardon me for not attaching much value to claims that you are a Malay leader and that you fight for agama bangsar ,dan tanah air. BS!

10. The khazanah chief betrayed our trust on all these counts. He ought to be crucified .

11. So what did the Tom Selleck moustached 2nd finance minister said? Which we think were idiotic?

12. Among other things he said we're:- FV has got potential. It's heralding the usage of digital commerce. E commerce. Give opportunity to khazanah to conduct it's JCB audit. You know - the tractor that scratches its own bottom? Robert Mugabe said if you scratch your arse, you can't avoid smelling the stink.

13. We must stop thinking that what a minister says is definitive and unchallengeable. They are not the final arbiters of being correct. So too, the officials in the minister think they are the final arbiters of definitive answers.

14. If they think in that hubristic manner, furnish us your reasons. Let a samdol economist like me analyse them.

15. Like Christopher Hitchens said. I reserve the right to challenge any dogma , majority opinions, consensus. If you don't like it, cue up to kiss my arse. When you do , tell me .

16. If you don't know who Hitchens is, that's your funeral! Read him sometimes.

17. FV has got potential. After 5 consecutive losses it's a miracle that its even considered . Maybe it imported some stripteasers to entertain the horny khazanah honchos.

18. FV certainly has potential. The potential of a bed bug. That gives you unbearable itches. The potential of a leech. That feeds on you blood.

19. The indian matcha, aney and Babu in sentul has digitalized and e-commerced his beetle nut distribution business, will khazanah invest in him? Pak akob in raub has done a similar thing for his sambal hitam business. Will khazanah invest in him?

20. So Mr tom Selleck of our finance Ministry, don't piously serenade us with the has potential BS. After 5 consecutive losses, FV has potential boggles the mind. The minister must be reading rare books in business, economics and business. We are not privy to that so we shut up do we?

21. Hey, I have the potential to impregnate a thanuja or an Elizabeth tan. Will I be rewarded or punished?

22. Asking us to give opportunity to khazanah to carry out its own audit is an indefensible request.

23. It doesn't sound as someone keen on reducing and eradicating possible corruption and other financial sleight of hand.

24. It looks suspiciously like a CYA( cover your ass) initiative.

25. Khazanah will probably come out with a 2501 paged report justifying its silly investment. Just like Najibs defense counsel announcing a 2500 paged brief intended to intimidate us all.

26. If we are serious about corruption call for an independent forensic audit. Ingat ini Bollywood film kah,?

27. Why not the same request made for SPRM? Shouldn't SPRM be investigating khazanah for possible fraud?

28. That's why I say the statements issued by our tom Selleck of our finance ministry are idiotic.

29. The 3 reasons can be summed up as 1 heading, a big kelentong. A trump would say it's a fake.

30. let us now take on the bright boys of the finance ministry for their 3 reasons.

31. The 1st 2 reasons affected ALL. We must answer why they are particularly vicious on FV? The pandemic affected all. So why some of them not only survive but prospered? FV on the other hand went kaput?

32. Similarly changing e commerce platforms affected FV and those whose business used e commerce. So why others prospered but not FV?

33. The 1st 2 reasons are actually the Darwinian natural selection mechanism applied to business.

34. The mechanism is to weed out weak, the poorly and inefficiently managed companies.

35. Since the external environment is the same for all but only FV succumbed , then the fault, my dear Brutus lies with FV.

36. By definition, FV is weak , inefficiently and poorly managed company, spending on unrelated businesses or spending frivolously.

37. The 3rd reason is disingenuous, deceitful and mendacious. 47m not enough? Give 100m then, 10% for the do-gooder and vested interest people.

38. So now business people unite! Go before khazanah ask for venture funds saying you have potential and will use the latest e commerce platforms including,AI. Sure get maa!

39. So now Babu can market his beetle nut, Pak akob can market his sambal hitam and Mr poh can market his chee Cheong fun. All in up to in up to date packaging.

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TDZ, farewell to the oracle of Syed Putra. Tales by an unknown blogger. No. 25

1. First, Al-Fatihah to Tun Daim Zainuddin. Semoga Allah mencucuri rahmat keatas ruh nya. Aamiin.

2. TDZ as I called him died this 13 November 2024. My brother texted me. My daughter texted me. A friend also sent me the news.

3. I feel obliged to write this about him. He has befriended me. I was planning to write something about his court charges. That will wait. As of now, let me write about him as a person. From my little acquaintance with him

4. I think it was circa 2009 or 2010. I was an ex-Adun. Not selected to stand again in the 2009 election.

5. I got a call. From a lady named May I think. She was secretary to TDZ; "TDZ wishes to see you"

6. I regarded that as singular honour. I said yes.

7. Later I found out he wanted to see the person behind the Sakmongkolak47 blog .

8. That was the start of a lifelong friendship with TDZ. At that time his office was his building in Jalan Syed Putra or Lornie road .

9. If I am not mistaken, the building was called Yayasan Pok Rafeah. After his mother.

10. Also if I am not mistaken he has a photo of his mother in his room. He also hung a picture of his daughter and newborn cucu.

11. I met him regularly after that. I picked on his brains. Mostly about politics and social matters.

12. I wrote a number of articles of my meetings with him. They were titled "the Oracle of Syed Putra". On account of his prescient insights.

13. After the 1st article I wrote, the secretary called me. She said, "if Tun knows you write verbatim, he would be more circumspect". I knew then TDZ was a careful man.

14. One of the things I remember most was something he said about corruption. He said how to eliminate corruption, if the number 1 in the ministry is hands in glove?

15. Btw, the interviews were in bahasa campur. Malay and English. He, in his Kedah accent.

16. He was a simple man. Smallish in size, always in open sleeve shirts. Never saw him in in blazers or coats.

17. He can be quite witty at times. He lets off guffaws at his own jokes. Once I brought Aziz Nong Chik, Rosmah's ex husband to see him. He wanted the services or advice of a geologist.

18. After explaining who Aziz was - TDZ as a matter of factly said to Aziz, congratulations Rosmah has make it big.

19. He then moved to his building at Wisma Ilham. I saw him a number of times .

20. I was saddened to see him wheel chaired into court early this year. I shall write about that latter .

21. I regard it as a singular honour to be counted as his friend. So together with many others who were closer friends to him, I bid adieu to him. Al Fatihah, semoga Allah mencucuri rahmat keatas ruh nya. Aamiin.

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Fashion Valet: The Haute Couture of mal-investment. Tales by an unknown blogger. No 24

1. I wrote a cynical article on the FV issue. It was laced with sexual innuendos. It was written intentionally that way, in anticipation of the sensational narratives around the FV issue.

2. As expected, the narratives missed the point. These narratives were more interested about the lifestyle of the perpetrators, their decadent living etc, how 2 saintly looking couples couldn't have fleeced 47m of tax payers money

3. The lady looked saintly wearing a tudung some more. The hubby looks timid and possibly henpecked. Together they couldn't have committed the dastardly act.

4. These kind of narratives intended only to divert our attention must be the handiwork of just reached puberty social media operatives. And some mainstream newspapers. Probably by boys who had frequent liaison's with Mrs palmer and her 5 daughters. The piece de resistance of the issue, the dissipation of 47m of taxpayers money wasn't meticulously analysed.

5. They spin and spin about the peripheral stories about FV but the crux of the issue, the parting and eventual dissipation of 47m of taxpayers money wasn't delved into with a fine tooth comb.

6. We are regaled by the decadent lifestyle of the principal founders, their secret transactions, their assets , their questioning by SPRM etc.

7. All these are but derivatives of the massacred 47m obtained by deception. It is that which ought to be the focus of our attention.

8. How is it that the chief of Khazanah buta2 signed and approved the endowment of 47m?

9. It must be the product of lackadaisical, exlangorious, insouciant and half arsed attitude. Or he could be promised some forms of gratification - money or sexual

10. Or the ease by which he signed and approved the 47m endowment, was because he was commanded to do so by the fuhrer of Khazanah at that time, the now disgraced Bossku.

11. We are reluctant to analyse the elephant in the room, namely the poorly managed portfolio selection of khazanah. poorly managed investment policies caused the dissipation of the 47m.

12. Apart from the social media tending to report the sensational aspects of FV, I am extremely exasperated at the failure of people heading our GLCs.

13. So pardon me for writing a ' yellow ' article earlier in anticipation ,as expected, the media more interested in reporting the sensational aspects of the FV issue . So there is a reason for my pornography laced article.

14. It's not absolutely sacrosanct to have people of a particular race heading our GLCs. MAS , MAHB, Felda, Risda, mara and so on failed because of incompetence and because they got their positions on affirmative tickets. Malu lah!

15. The common denominator is that the heads of these GLCs are malays. It may not mean malays are useless but it can mean the choice of them to lead GLCs is defective or over the years they get denuded and compromised. The solution is to replace them.

16. In removing them, don't get sentimental because their names have a 'bin' in them. It's business, nothing to do with sentimentalism.

17. In the FV case, it's a dereliction of his duties as leader of Khazanah . The poorly managed investment policies may be caused by poor judgement, technical incompetence, corruption and so. He has displayed a blatant disregard of the red flags coming from FV or was deceived by the appraising FV team .

18. The FV debacle may in fact represent only the tip of the iceberg concealing a more generalized poor management of investment policies. And to say that the losses made through FV are minimal compared to the overall earnings of Khazanah is the height of deception and officious hubris. Just because they are Khazanah officers they can act tough. Bollocks!

19. What is to done? In a businesslike decision, remove him and suppress all sentimentalism. Oh, he's a bumiputera la and so on.

20. What about the idiocy of the team appraising the feasibility of FV? Is it incompetence at play here?

21. What technical tools were they using when assessing FV? Tell us please for there are some of us who understand economics , business and accounting? Did they employ a CBA analysis



for instance? Or did they allow themselves to be guided by non business reasons.

22. The team leader maybe besotted with the nubile attractiveness of people in FV. Then it's a case of the dickhead out-thinking the cerebral head.

23. Let me touch a bit on the ramifications of statements issued by Mr Tony Pua on the FV issue.

24. Don't listen to UMNO idiots responding to what Pua said. They will not waste the opportunity to make what they understood what Pua said into political capital and even a racist issue.

25. Let's look at FV from different angles. When Pua said investment in venture capital is fraught with dangers, it behoves the people at Khazanah to exercise a greater degree of care when assessing FV. Clearly the people at Khazanah did not . How can it be said that Pua countenanced what FV and Khazanah did?

26. By saying that Khazanah invests in FV but not in Grab, the point is not that once Pua said Grab is owned by Rosmah. We don't know that do we?:

27. The Chinamen behind Grab may have used the bloody lady as a front and make her out as the paper owner. Possible?

28. The point now is, FV owned by a malays is entitled to be invested in while Grab which is essentially owned by Chinese is allowed to sink or swim in the free market

29. By choosing FV over Grab for example, Khazanah has allowed racial considerations to get the better of them . That is the point!

30. Accordingly, don't give me that crap about hak istimewa orang melayu or bumiputera stuff. It's not a provision protecting looters, robbers, mediocrity or sloveness. Under it bumiputeras are not entitled to be treated favorably, entitled for pardons, considered for house arrest etc .

31. Let's not misuse the affirmative provisions as a refuge for scoundrels, cheaters, looters, ne'er do wells, charlatans, spalpeens, whoresons and mofos .

32. And that's why asking Khazanah to do an internal audit wasn't well thought out. Khazanah will write up an exhaustive report justifying spending the 47m concealing the looters and robbers and perhaps citing it's for a bumi cause.

33. Most social media operatives tend to write about the sensational aspects of FV. Fortunately there are a few upright souls calling a spade, a spade. They don't give a damn about the ethnicity of the perpetrators committing the wrong. a wrong is a wrong is a wrong. Whoever commits the wrong must be accountable for it.

34. Let's not turn our country into a Darul Rasuah. We have got an Aegean stable to clean . From all the shit excreted by UMNO over 60 years. God have mercy on us !

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The sleazy scandal of Fashion Valet. Tales by an unknown blogger. No 23.

1. The most distressing business news lately is the 43m loss incurred from the sale of private business, fashion valet.

2. The loss, said khazanah national and PNB is minimal when compared to the overall earnings of the 2 government entities.

3. Hooray (Sic) we are comforted by this CYA rationale. We can sleep peacefully tonight and continue more pleasurable activities, given the assurance.

4. Khazanah and PNB have got a phalanx of investment analysts. They must have exercised great care to part with 47m of tax payers money. They know it's not their father's money .

5. But allow a 'samdol' economist like me look at fashion valet from a few angles .

6. I shall speak bluntly and frankly using my colourful language. Accordingly I must caution that children should not read my analysis without parental guidance. Those with prudish values shouldn't either.

7. The fact is, we have a 43-44m loss. It must be caused by several reasons. The ones that come readily to my mind are as follows:-

8. Professional negligence and incompetence brought about by the usage of f-ed up analical tools, refusal to take remedial actions even when fashion valley continuously underperform in terms of profit and economically etc.

9. First we must ask, is FV an attractive investment portfolio. If it is a deficits making entity, why was it even considered for a 47m endowment? Apa pasat?

10. Was it because it's a bumiputera company, it must be accorded hak istimewa bumiputera treatment and must be treated with kids glove. Or was it because it becomes attractive because it offers the possibilities of clinton-esqe groping, caressing and trump-like fingering?

11. Hello mofos, Najib went to jail for 42m. This 43--44 million repurposed, is theft by other means. Off with their heads, underpants and knickers!

12. Did the team from khazanah and PNB used the bottom up, top down, fundamental, PE,ROE, earnings per share and dividend yield, book value methods and so on?

13. More likely to me, the team used the bottom up, top down methods. And in this case also the under the table method and the dick penetration analysis methods .

14. The udtm and dpam. These are novel investment methods very in vogue in Malaysia for a long time .

15. You know, under the bottom up and top down methods, instead of looking at things like management competence, pricing power or economic and industry trends , the idiots look at other things .

16. The bottom up and top down methods, they possibly look at the angle of the bump for easy penetration. These are more influenced by variables like thrust of the pole at the hole, pressure at the pressure at the breasts etc.

17. These are better at explaining the f-ed up 43m loss don't you think? 18. Trying to mollycoddle us by saying that this 43m loss is minimal when compared to the overall earnings of khazanah and PNB, invites the typical retort of pekan people, kepala bapak awak.

19. We are discussing the particular losses of FV not the overall earnings of khazanah and PNB. The others are doing well perhaps due to fortuitous reasons and intrinsic strengths of the other portfolios and not due to the competence of the mofos at khazanah and PNB . So don't talk cock!

20. The FV loss was due to top management's lackadaisical, languorous and half asrsed attitude toward the investment. Buta2 signed and approved.

21. It was due to the particular team's incompetence appraising FVs attractiveness by using f-ed up analytical tools or not using them at all. It was just a gut call and anything from the gut stinks.

22. By ignoring the fact that FV has incurred 5 consequtive losses but still considering it still an attractive portion is blasphemous in the financial world. 22. Still considering it an attractive portfolio.....

23. This strongly suggests that FV is considered good because the appraisers were motivated by other reasons.

24. Perhaps it's the pay-under-the -table tool. It could be ad valorem or nominal sum.

25. Otherwise the appraisers used the dick penetration analysis. This method could be bottom up or top down analysis. Both involved the thrust of the pole at the hole and pressure at the boobs.

26. Readers may not like my description of the methods. Nevermind. Let the investigative authorities establish the reasons and describe them in typical bland ways

27. Let's move on to the company. We are not interested in the personalities behind the company. We look at the bottom line not the people's bottom

28. If the principal owners, because of their idiocy think they can resign and escape accountability,they have another thing coming. They can resign and enjoy their millions but accountability follows them .

29. If they have obtained the 47m of taxpayers money by deception and it's illegal they must go jail. Irrespective of that full restitution of the 47m must be enforced

30. As the Malay says, there's no rain and thunder, a spokeswoman from the company says there's no fraud, no scandals.

31. That unsolicited statement makes people more determined to find out whether there was fraud and scandals. Malaysians love scandals.

32. Finally, don't give me that shit about hak istimewa bumiputera. Hak istimewa bumiputera does not mean the miscreants who are malays can and are entitled to do anything they pleased . Or because they are malays they must be treated with kids gloves and the law applied on them gently.

33. Or they are entitled as of right to be groped, caressed, stroked and fingered seductively. Nahi! Nein!

34. Samuel Johnson said that nationalism is the last refuge of the scoundrel. He was lamenting the misuse of nationalism.

35. Let's not misuse the hak2 istimewa bumiputera to protect scoundrels, thieves, charlatans, whoresons, spalpeens, ne'er do wells and mothereffers.

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What about justice for the people? Tales by an unknown blogger. No 22.

1. It does not matter to me if the right wing and decadent world accepts or welcomes Najibs staged apology. I will continue to speak of its putrid stink and of its sweltering pus/nanah. I don't believe the sham.

2. As I said earlier, the apology is a sham, staged and concocted in a half past six manner.

3. It wasn't an apology in the real sense at all. Najib was sorry 1mdb caused untold misery to Malaysia .he was sorry for the looting and the pillage committed through 1mdb . But as it's mastermind and looter-in-chief, he maintains he is innocent.

4. The money waltzes into his account, elephants can fly and the camel passes through the eye of the needle .

5. The staged apology was only believed by the smarmy people in the social media, by journalists who just reached puberty, the entitled degenerates and inbreds, the right wingers and the racists. Most of them have secret laiasons with Mrs palmer and her 5 daughters.

6. The apology,done in a very cavalier and snide-asidish manner , and in the manner of the index finger points straight, while the pinky pulls back ( telunjuk lurus kelengking berkait) is an insult to the intelligence of all law abiding Malaysian citizens.

7. The other group who for orgasmic shivers upon hearing of the half hearted apology is the group who pined for the rule of bossku. Meaning they pined for the rule that allows unchecked corruption, abuse of power, selective patronage and blatant unaccountability. That's what they pined for.

8. The usual suspects are easily identified. These are the entitled degenerates and inbreds, UMNO apparatchiks and minions. Their principal role is to flood the social media with romanticized stories about bossku.

9. Can't we see a tinge of racism in this apology business? The apology given immediately by non malays for flying the China flag in teluk intan was rejected and regarded sinister. The apology given by Najib after so many years, was accepted and celebrated as something monumental.

10. That's why I said if Najib's name were a Mr Poh kee mak, it would be 'off with his head'. As it is Najib is the putera in the bumiputera and further enjoys protection under hak2 istimewa bumiputera.

11. It was reported that UMNO youth says apology is superfluous and misused as in the case of China flag flying in teluk intan. Then be consistent; it it's irrelevant in the teluk intan case,it's even more irrelevant in Najibs fake apology .

12. Najibs apology is a sham and hypocritical. It's giving us the bone only no meat. Tell us what you are sorry about.

13. That's typical of the Najib personality. Incapable of offering us a genuine apology. He did not provide us the details over which he's sorry. And the irony of the fake apology, he insisted he's innocent. So why apologize in the first place?

14. He takes us as fools. After giving us a blanket apology, he cancels the fake apology by insisting he's innocent . Terming that shallow apology as an indication of bigness of heart is a load of BS given only by neo feudalists and bourgeois mofo, in support for a lying neo feudalist and Malay bourgeois'

15. Claiming he's deceived by a chubby Chinaman is laughable. With a battalion of advisers, he can be deceived by 1 fellow, then might as well make Mr low as PM . And Paris Hilton as 1st lady

16. The hard truth is, Najib is an unrepentant and an incorrigible liar. His apology is a sham and a farce. Neither here nor there. He didn't provide us the details of the wrongs he did which required the apology. Where's the beef? You gave us the buns saja .

17. Isn't a conditional apology no apology at all. He's sorry but insists he's innocent. That's a verbal sleight of hand.

18. But that's typical of Najib. He doesn't care about us. It's all about him. Others must grovel at his feet fighting to save his skin.

19. Since najib refused or deliberately avoided to detail out his various wrongs requiring apology, let's remind ourselves then. First he denied the money that went into his was even his

20. That was a blatant lie. He did not alert the authorities if the money wasn't him . instead he used the money to spend like hell ,shopping buying Birkins and a USD27m diamond ring for the missus.

21. One two three four/ satu Dua tiga empat/bini aku cincin besor/kau orang apa dapat?

22. The Penang housewife who spent money in her account that wasn't hers, was jailed.

23. After that came the fairy tale that the money was given by a fictional Arab prince from the land of holy camel dung, to be used to fight Islamic extremists!

24. Then there was1mdb money channeled toa bogus company called PetroSaudi. Najib knew ab initio, the company was a bogus one designed to siphon money . Indeed it accomplished that when 2 mofos siphoned money from Petrosaudi. They were found guilty of stealing money from Petrosaudi which was 1MDB's. If these two bit punks got jailed, would we believe that Najib won't and will be found innocent? Tiu!

25. There were a litany of wrongdoings committed in the name of 1mdb. Najib secretly issued bonds amounting to billions of dollars to pay 1mdb s hutang. He overpriced projects awarded to China companies. He paid extortionate fees to Goldman Sachs etc. We need a book to list down Najib's egregious wrongs

26. So no, Najib's farcical and sham apology is rejected by all law abiding Malaysian citizens. It's presumptuous to assume the theatrics apology is well received.

27. It's well received only by the UMNO apparatchiks, the smarmy media people consisting of just reached puberty people who probably often have secret laiasons with Mrs palmer and her 5 daughters, the entitled degenerates and inbreds and the stupid malays. The majority of us rejected Najibs sleight of hand.

28. The man appearing before the public offering a sham apology is a manipulative bastard preying on the emotions of gullible makciks and pakciks, the entitled degenerates and inbreds. He didn't provide us the details to which he apologized but interested in securing their sympathy. Probably they were the same people assembling at the court premises and ululating bebaskan bossku!

29. Come to think of it, the apology was oxymoronic. After offering a blanket apology, he insisted he's innocent. So why apologize in the first place?

To be continued....

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What about justice for the people? Tales by an unknown blogger no . 21.

1. The majority of us will not be deceived but are actually disgusted(meluat) at Najibs Hollywood acts of fooling the public.

2. After so many years, he has now apologized to the public as to how IMDB has pained and caused misery to the nation .

3. That it has taken so long for this putera in the bumiputera to apologise, can only mean that the apology is a crocodile teared Oscar performance, even Marlon Brando, Gregory peck are put to shame.

4. Doesn't it mean that if he apologize, the looting, embezzlement and pillage has actually taken place? If I were to kill somebody and then apologize, will that bring the dead person back to life?

5. So, don't be fooled and bamboozled by this Hollywood worthy performance. Indeed the public should all pool money and give Najib an Oscar statute made in balakong.

6. You all remember or not, the time Najib reappeared in court after a knee ailment? He was wheel chaired into court right?

7. As it is, he wasn't in prison pyjamas although he is a convict. He wore his saville row suit and was actually smiling and looked cheerful .

8 . Horrors! His minders would have told him, you are sending the wrong messages. You should wear a pained expression and looked miserable. That way, the gullible a-holes can be easily deceived. And sympathy given .

9. So, how do we know it was actually jibby who drafted the apology statement? For all we know,it is possible for Najibs people to draft the apology statement and released it to the smarmy, apple polishing and ball licking media people.

10. If he could stage a drama when he had knee ailment, this apology business is a cinch.

11. I would like to ask this inconvenient question. If Najibs name were Mr poh kee mak, would his apology be readily accepted?

12. I think not. The entitled degenerates and inbreds aka UMNO would be asking for his head. And agitate for the severest of punishments.

13. The apology statement was obviously crafted to be staged. Even Stevie wonder can see it. It's our day of infamy .

14. Therefore fools rush in where angels fear to tread. The entitled degenerates and inbreds, the right wingers and the latest we heard, the sungai Long bolshie.

15. They all swallowed the line, hook and sinker . Apology accepted!

16. Yaay, Najib is now pristine , kosher and halal!

17. Every day UMNO is clamoring and pestering justice for Najib. What does justice for Najib mean? It means to totally absolve Najib from any wrong. It means subversion of the rule of law and the constitution .

18. This prompts us to ask, what about justice for the people?

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The ecclesiastical opinion shapers. Tales by an unknown blogger no 20.

1. Two things said by men of religion in the past few weeks, make me cynical of them and fortifies their hypocrisy on me . As a rule, whatever comes out from their mouths are a priori, suspect and hide some dark secrets .

2. The first was, it seems to me at least, a very rushed and as usual, a cocksure statement by an Ustaz on the very publicized divorce of a pair of celebrities. Miss X and Mr Y.

3. Just as most of us, who do know the pair personally and up close, he wants to give an ecleciastical edict on the divorce.

4. Thus he pompously and hubristically says, its haram for the lady to expose the aib of the man. The Ustaz may probably get his authority for saying so from his reading and understanding of the Muslim holy book and his readings and understanding of the writings of venerated Muslim scholars and thinkers.

5. Don't you all somethings wrong in the statement? Man defends a man. It's male chauvinism there. Its haram for the lady. The man can kah Ustaz?

6. It's haram for the lady to tell all yes. Lelaki how? Is it permissable?

7. That line of thinking seems to be line with the general low regard and disrespect of woman folk. That make chauvinist thinking , the thinking man is king and can do what he wants to the woman.

8. PAS people would even say , the woman who becomes your wife is like a farm; till her anyhow you like.

9. Perhaps following that view, you have a pas leader in Perlis who had anal sex with the wife. It must have been a violent one because the poor lady had to go to the hospital to be treated for excessive Luka! Ouch and double ouch!

10. Isn't anal sex , whether violent or not is haram? Or do men of religion has ecclesiastical permission from the land of holy camel dung?

11. The Ustaz, like most of us don't know the couple. We don't really know what happened but feel the urge to say something.

12. We must be wary of such Ustaz. Such a one, if he becomes a marriage counselor would probably tell the lady to completely divorce the man.

13. After that he would tell the lady, marry him saja. He will provide physical nafkah and spiritual salvation.

14. The other equally obnoxious and cocksure statement was from pas youth. We will not tolerate anyone implicated by corruption. Fuyoo!

15. Before even the court decides, pas youth has already judged the person as guilty. Ya Habibi, how do you reconcile this stand against the earlier statement by tuan Ibrahim that the culture of judging others before the court does must stop. Thus spoke the mullah!

16. Why don't the pas people do something ballsy like issuing an edict that says support and even countenancing a haram thing , is itself haram or at least satu dosa besar. It demands taubat or great atonement.

17. If pas does that it would be in the spirit of the pesky Ustaz who says it's haram for the divorced lady to tell all on the man. Or in the spirit of another busy body Ustaz, who says the divorce is not necessary? How does he know?

18. If buzy body ustazs do not , just as many of us do know the divorced couple, it's better to shut out. Otherwise their unsolicited opinions only reveal their own lustful intentions .

19. I am not just saying this. I have seen several cases of ustazs acting as marriage counselors eyeballing the lady in question then ended up marrying them .

20. So pas, do not act like sanctimonious bastards decrying those implicated in corruption while keeping silent on those who actually do.

21. For instance, issue la an edict saying it's HARAM for those who support and countenanced the already convicted not implicated, boss Tweed err bossku for corruption.

22. Isn't bossku guilty of makan duit haram? So those who support makan duit haram are doing something haram too or at least guilty of a cardinal sin?

23. The UMNO hoi polloi, the right wingers and the entitled degenerates, bertaubat lah kamu!

24. You men of religion do not behave as though you are holier than thou. Do not think your opinions will go unchallenged and accepted as err, gospel truth . They must be treated with circumspection or in the case of Muslims, circumcision. Hehe.

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The enemy at the gates. Tales by an unknown blogger. No 19.

1. UMNO is behaving like the Malay says- your index finger points straight, your pinky pulls back. Or like the English says, run with the hounds, while hunting the hare.

2. It's the enemy at the gates- while subsisting and surviving under the enabling structure of PH government, it continues to corrode the structure.

3. Which leads me to thinking- are the PKR hoi polloi a bunch of intoxicated bozos and mofos?

4. They are allowing UMNO to impose its revisionist principles on PH especially PKR, DAP and AMANAH. What's disappointing, these are meekly answered.

5. The hawkish elements in UMNO take every opportunity to run down PH or otherwise berate PH, elevating the importance and relevance of UMNO. They are helped further by UMNO fifth columnists in the social media.

6. The Akmals will irrationally object to anything by Chinese, regarding them as having sinister motives. These Chinese things are alleged to be inspired by dap of course. Dap in turn is enabled by PH.

7. To the Akmals, the mere presence and involvement of Chinese inspired by dap and enabled by PH ,is a source of vehement objection.

8. From running rice retail businesses, running grocery stores, questioning money making crap by JAKIM etc, are all allowed by PH. PH therefore deserves the disapprobation and condemnations .

9. At the instigation of the Akmals, we are moving dangerously to an Aryan inspired melayu Uber alles. Who is behind them. Discredited UMNO is the answer.

10. The Akmals will of course believed their objections as perfectly justified and rational but we know they are suffering from the Don quixote syndrome. They see at every corner, a Chinese dragon devouring hapless Malays .

11. Will sane and cool headed Malaysians step forward to stop them and their puppet master, UMNO?

12. What's next? The banning of pork eating, eaten only by non Muslims? Banning the use of chopsticks forgetting the fact millions of Chinese Muslims eat using chopsticks and ignoring the fact these Chinese were Muslims earlier than Malays? Or going berserk over a visiting China ship . That's blatant racism!

13. Perhaps they are busy karaoke -ing somewhere singing Kuch Kuch HOTA hai or nonaku Azizah. If they do that, I am afraid their beloved and venerated Nana Non will be a one-trick pony .

14. Unfortunately the PKR bozos are not answering the Akmals's irritating diatribes with equal aggression. It's not a case of turning cheek la bozos and mofos .

15. Let me say it again - I support Nana Non but will not shy away from being critical of him in appropriate times. For instance, don't let me start on his pasembok quantitative easing strategies giving out money now and then . Handling the economy is not like eating nasi kandaq beratok, Nana oi.

16. The case of the Nurjazlans is an interesting one. At first the Nurjazlans will say the Chinese are opportunistic. Hey, you can't take out the racists out of them.

17. But if the Chinese give them favours, like even bribing Malays, the Chinese are good!

18. But at least nurjazlan is a more honourable person than I. He went to a Chinese sinseh and got his acupuncture treatment. Thereafter he proclaimed that actually not all Chinese are opportunistic.

19. If it were me, I would have gone to a pretty Chinese lady acupuncturist, allowed her to poke all her needles in me. Then ,if ada chance I'll poke my needle in her! Thereafter I'll proclaim that all Chinese are good maa. All's well that ends happy!

20. Meanwhile don't be comforted and lulled by wak 47s Johny come lately statements. He is acting out the proverbial Malay saying, the house is completed, only then the chisel makes noise .

21. The damage has been done. So Zahids Johny come lately advice was hardly comforting. It's the good cop-bad copy routine. We can read through his grinning hypocrisy.

22. I am telling the PKR bozos, if they want to retain power,they must read Machiavelli. But first, they must answer akmal's, nurjazlan and UMNOs mutinous conduct.

23. Wasn't it Machiavelli who said a fatal mistake is to share power with your enemies? UMNO is always, the enemy at the gates.

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A phyrric victory. Umno in mahkota. Tales by an unknown blogger. No. 18.

1. I wasn't interested to a make a posthumous, err I mean a post election comment on the mahkota buy election. Untill I heard the Johor mb said the mahkota victory is a manifestasi keyakinan terhadap kera jaan Johor.

2. By which he actually means confidence in him and UMNO, more of him. We have no quarrel with the young man on his ego trip. What do you expect from an UMNO warlord?

3. But he is wrong on one thing. It's not confidence in him or UMNO but confidence in the leadership of Nana Non. Or Mamu Non.

4. I intentionally said posthumous really as I think the old UMNO is dead. The UMNO now is full of robbers, with its unchecked corruption, plunder and its naked neo Nazi principles.

5. The old and original UMNO is dead and with it the halcyon days. Gone are the days where UMNO can win elections alone and soon where it thinks it can put up batu and kayu as candidates.

6. The victory in Mahkota was won because UMNO is part of PH. The victory is an endorsement of Anwar's leadership, not UMNO

7. Definitely not of wak47s leadership. He can only grin.

8. Umno is on respiratory apparatus now. It can only live as long as it receives oxygen from PH.

9. The rule is now, UMNO cannot win on its own. Extending the rule further, it means that if UMNO is absorbed as part of the government where its in the minority, UMNO must absorb others into the government where it is the majority .

10. The principle of a unity government must be reflected universally. UMNO can't say it doesn't want a unity government in areas where its in control but greedily wants to be part of the government where its not in control .

11. It means, there must be the principle of give and take. If a stupid boy says there is no need for a unity government in Johor, let's hope that's not UMNOs inflexible principle .

12. So despite the euphoria and the jubilation of a PH victory, the readings between the lines are not lost on the more perceptive UMNO leaders.

13. Which included the principles that UMNO will never win elections on its own, that it can never convince non Malay voters and that UMNO must compromise.

14. And the most important rule of all- UMNO is part of the government at the pleasure of Nana Non and the intelligence of a subservient wak47. UMNO needs a wak47 , despite the ever looming 47 marbles.

15. The fact is that UMNO is increasingly dependent on Nana Non.

16. Accordingly, the hardliners, the hawkish elements in UMNO, the bigots the extremists, the Akmals will slowly disentangle themselves from mainstream UMNO.

17. Those left behind will be the open , liberal and pragmatic minded who accepts the way forward is to cooperate with PH . These can fortify support for Nana Non.

18. The alternative choice has gloomy consequences. If the argument of there is no necessity of forming a unity government in Johor is accepted, in states where PH per se is strong, it's equally true , they don't need a unity government with UMNO either .

19. Hence, in a tit-for-tat measure, there's no need for a unity government with UMNO in Penang, Selangor, Negeri Sembilan or maybe Perak.

20. I won't discuss the reasons for the poor non Malay voter turnout in Mahkota. the party having to do introspection is UMNO.

21. I think it is Mawi who sings a song called menang dalam kalah. For UMNO at Mahkota, it's defeat in victory .

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Shyster UMNO. Tales by an unknown blogger. No. 17.

1. The deep state in the social media is at it again. The DS consists mostly of UMNO operatives, apparatchiks, surrogates and fifth columnists.

2 . After weeks of hurling insults and disparaging mother Teresa Kok, they now turn over and play the victim .

3. Previously, they were saying Teresa is raising irritable questions again, DAP is causing divisiveness etc.

4. Why should ideal social setting be in terms as how UMNO defines it?

5. Now, Teresa's refusal to share the same stage as racist Akmal and refusing to cease legal action is said to be detrimental to the unity in the unity government.

6. Says who? Says the group belongings to the state. The group consisting of UMNO operatives, surrogates , fifth columnists and fellow racists like Akmal.

7. Didn't they say, Akmal has the blood of a warrior? A moronic warrior more like it.

8. Beware of these opinion shifters. Previously akmal was the hero defending the sanctity of Islam. Now he and UMNO are the victims, the result it seems because of Teresa's stubbornness.

9. Haven't UMNO or Akmal heard of the Malay saying -alang2 seluk pekasam, biar sampai ke lengan, terlajak perahu boleh diundur, terlak kata buruk padah nya. Or the English saying, having made the bed, you must now lie on it. Be an anak Jantan, man.

10. Apa tanda si anak Jantan, matinya ditengah gelanggng, tidurnya dipuncak gelombang, makanya ditebing panjang, langkahnya menghentam bumi etc.

11. How is it Teresa's questions on the halal certification issue be a cause of divisiveness but akmal's maniacal outburst and pejorative description of Teresa isn't?

12. Is it because Teresa who questions the halal certification thing is a Chinese, while Akmal is Malay protected by the hak istimewa orang melayu? Itu macam ka aney?

13. An equally toxic statement threatening the unity of the Unity Government were the statements issued by nurjazlan Mohamed Rahmat.

14. Some of the contentious things he said. The Chinese are opportunistic people. It would be easy for the Dap to convince the. It's easy because the dap has its red bean army. These statements ought to be disputed by dap leaders.

15. Meaning, what's not said are:- if UMNO is the government, it will not and can't give the Chinese equal opportunities. It will discriminate against the Chinese as of right . Because the Chinese are by nature opportunistic as defined by jazlan, they are naturally ravenous and rapacious people.

16. UMNO, because of its untruthful nature will never be able to convince the Chinese and will never be able to gain the trust of the Chinese. UMNO does the Ali baba method- farms out the task of gaining Chinese support to DAP.

17. What's not said is that UMNO has no faith in its uncle Tom partners, MCA and MIC to garner non Malay votes .

18. By describing the Chinese as opportunistic, UMNO betrays it's natural mistrust and dislike of the Chinese. Why should the Chinese want to support UMNO when you have jokers like akmal and nurjazlan Mohamed running around?

19. No, it's not easy for the Dap to convince the Chinese ( read wiser) to support UMNO. Precisely because you have a toxic and defective product to sell in the first place. DAP people would require the skills of people selling ice to the Eskimos to convince the Chinese. And the Chinese are picky buyers

20. Finally, it is said , it's task would be made easy because it has the 'red bean army'.

21. Umno is playing the same old record invoking the non existent red bean army. The army only exists in the imagination of UMNO bigots and racist. There is no red bean army while UMNO has its cyber troopers. Who's zooming who?.

22. Don't you all see, the statements of nurjazlan is a preemptive ploy to explain a possible loss of UMNO? If it loses, it can then blame that loss on DAP.

23. Actually, this mahkota buy election ( not by- election) causes more hurt to DAP. It is better for Dap to do it's normal duty rather than going all out to campaign for despicable UMNO. Remember, Dap is fighting for PH, not UMNO. Unfortunately in this mahkota buy- election, the lines between campaigning for PH and UMNO are blurred. The dap finds itself in a situation where you swallow your mother dies, if you spit it out, your father dies!

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Part 2 of the halal certification issue. Tales by an unknown blogger.

1. Akmal Saleh may be a medical doctor. But that qualification is certainly and proven in fact as no sign of superior intelligence. In retorting to Teresa's opinions, he was careless and impetuous.

2. His caveman politics immediately comes to the fore. He takes a club and bashes people who opposes him on the head. He has a tunnel thinking level.

3. He and people of his persuasion and temperament, adopt the shoot first and ask questions later. Whomsoever touches some administrative aspects of Islam they go into fits of irrational anger .

4. The racists, bigots and religious zealots get unnecessarily fired up because of Teresa's concerns about the halal certification issue. It's the halal certificate yes, not aqidah.

5. Teresa kok was berated because her concerns arose because of her ignorance of the meaning of Halal. Her worries it is said comes from an Islam hater, an Islamophobic, her actions tantamount to meddling of Islamic matters. The PN rottweilers are accusing her of insolence and biadap.

6. Umno fifth columnists in the social media are quick at milking the issue. They write of Teresa of causing disunity, DAP is causing trouble again. Is not causing trouble imply keeping quite even if you disagree?

7. I am sure many non Muslims, not only Teresa know that Muslims don't eat carcasses, pork, lard or blood etc. They certainly know that halal encapsulates cleanliness, hygiene, food preparation etc.

8. If halal also means that, that covers most of the Muslim eateries. Especially at mamak stalls where we don't want shirtless cooks and Mr rat and Mr cockroach scurrying around.

9. If as tuan Ibrahim tuan Man says, Muslims have rights over the halalness or haramness of food stuffs, then because of Halal requirements, Muslims have rights over cleanliness, hygiene etc, don't they?

10. We will not dwell indefinitely about what concerns and worries Ms Teresa. Her concerns provide me, a Malay and a Muslim to ask several inconvenient questions.

11. Has anybody stop to ask why is it, that food joint operators, Muslims and non Muslims chose to air and channel their worries to mother Teresa?

12. Why didn't they go to Akmal , pas leaders or PN rottweilers? Because these leaders have tunnel vision and because the food joint operators don't trust them .

13. Don't you think that's a terrible indictment on the determination of these leaders to fight against a possible form of social injustice? You cant trust UMNO pas or pn people.

14. I look at the halal certification issue as a money making machine, as an oppressive tool, as a means to affirm the master slave relations and a means to show who's boss in Malaysia.

15. Don't be misled into believing that this halal non halal certification exercise is for spiritual salvation per se. It's a money making machine disguised as a religious commandment . Let's see the money trail .

16. If there's halal sticker, there has to be a non halal sticker. That's how you establish the status of halalness. The foodjoints selling halal food products are obvious. Those selling pork, alcohol, lard etc are non halal right?

17. This means JAKIM will issue 2 stickers. This generate income X which can be millions .

18. Next they will carry out a CF exercise to certify the foodjoints are clean, hygienic, heathywise etc. This generates income Y. The sum of X and Y represents big money for JAKIM.

19. JAKIM doesn't produced anything, but a legislative construct, fleeced money from food industry operators . Better still if the halal thing is done seemingly on religious grounds.

20. Sure, we interview some Muslim operators. Because of religious affinity and smarminess, they all say they won't compromise on religious commandments.

21. But wait untill they find out,they have to fork out a few thousand ringgit to get the halal certificate

22. The very same people will scream blue murder accusing the PH government as oppressive. Not helping poor people.

23. We can understand the responses of PAS and bersatu barking dogs. But what of UMNOs response? Does it forget it's also part of PH? Perhaps it's better for UMNO to be in


the opposition. 24. Imagine if halal certification is mandatory for all. Pasar malam operators would have to display it, stall, kiosk and food court operators would have to display it. Restaurants in pulau ketam and kukup or in pangkor would have to display it . Restaurants in hotels even airlines would have to display it. See the billions JAKIM would be raking money. Welcome to the bosskue club. Apa mahu malu?

25. Who's printing the halal- non halal stickers? JAKIM has probably farmed it out to some Chinese companies.

26. Surely not directly to these Chinese companies. But through intermediary companies owned probably by JAKIM hotshots, Muslim clerics or horrors, by UMNO warlords .

27. If so, then as per akmal's dictat, the owners of these intermediary companies, must stick a special sticker on their foreheads or some strategic part of their anatomy.

28. It must read-the halal and non halal stickers have been circumcised and ' sibghah'. Ie have been circumcised and baptized in holy water .

29. Don't you think this is fair if Teresa kok have to paste a non halal sticker on her forehead?

30. I have a nagging problem. What if a Muslim joint meet the requirements of halal food items but failed to meet requirements of hygiene, cleanliness and health? And what if non Muslim joints failed in terms of food material but meet the requirements on hygiene, cleanliness, health, technology and food handling etc? Mahu bikin apa?

31. Halalram?

32. If you read carefully the proposal, it's meant for companies selling pork, alcohol,lard etc. In other words , for joints operated by non Muslims?

33. You non Muslims don't care about that? The mandatory requirement proposal discriminates against you. By implication, the requirement is not mandatory to Muslim operators. Have you ever seen a Muslim eatery displaying a no pork no alcohol sticker? Nahi!

34. In so far proposing the mandatory requirement, JAKIM is only furthering UMNOs neo nazi version of religion. Weaponising religion to discriminate.

35. The mandatory proposal also serves to entrench UMNOs master race ideology. The only other group pursuing this ideology was Hitler's Nazism

36. By forcing the indians and Chinese to follow the requirement, JAKIM is showing who is the master race and who's boss in Malaysia.

37. While this kind of nonsense is going on, we are busy promoting the 'ini kita' advertisement on TV. We put on an elaborate show declaring kita sama, anak India, Cina kadazan anak kita. At the same time we allow scumbags like Akmal, UMNO and JAKIM to try enforce the master race ideology, pursue it's Klu Klux Klanish idealogy and Jim crow laws

38. Wak47 may say the verbal spat between Akmal and Teresa may have ended. He speaks for himself. Akmal will remain the petulant child. Teresa has spoken about something which ramifications are beyond what she herself has envisaged. The floodgates are already opened.

39. Many of us are disgusted at akmal's description of Teresa as a nyonya tua. But I also note that the nyonya can cause some sexcitement in the MP from lengkawi. Wasn't he the one who fantasizes the nyonya tua wearing nothing?

40. Many was surprised at the PMs reprimand on Teresa. The matter wasn't even discussed at cabinet level, yet nana non was displeased at Teresa's comments. Perhaps he wanted to out- Muslim the others.

41. I am surprised though he didn't display love and care for Teresa after he said he learns these lessons from Alex Ferguson.

42. Except I am confused as to which Alex Ferguson he talked of. The Alex Ferguson I know is a Scotsman, hailing from Scotland with a thick Scottish accent. There must be another Alex Ferguson running around in the fish and chips kingdom, hailing from east London speaking with a heavy cockney accent.

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The halal certification issue. Tales by an unknown Malaysian. No.15. Watch for part 2.

1. There seems to be a deep state in the cyber social media. The UMNO way of thinking media operatives have penetrated deep in social media reporting.

2. By a deep state, we mean the ever lurking presence of media operatives, colluding with media owners who are determined to amplify and embellish sensitive issues .

3. Their purpose is always to create mistrust, friction and antagonism among the various races in Malaysia. They won't rest until the dominant race overwhelms the other races. In other words, other races must acknowledge that the malays are the master race. Everything they want must be enforced fully.

4. Hence the recent uncouth and uncivilized response by the maniacal UMNO youth head , was seized as an opportunity to create mistrust and suspicion between chiefly, Malays an Chinese.

5. We have not been paying attention or largely ignored these elements of the 5th estate, operating through the social media, purveying their havoc creating and malicious viewpoints.

6. The presence of these racist and bigoted groupings with outlier viewpoints cannot be underestimated. Their viewpoints have slowly become mainstream.

7. Their purpose is to sow seeds of dissension, mistrust and suspicions on non malays. They create strife, pit one race against one another

8. Without many realising it,that's the UMNO way of thinking. Always furthering the master-slave social structure.

9. So beware of this insidious groupings of just-reached puberty holders of outlier viewpoints. Their main purpose is to create strife within our society .

10. So, the retort by cincalok eating maniacal UMNO youth head is given much prominence and sense of chest thumping triumphalism.

11. You can't help , but sense a tone of triumphalism when akmal says nyonya tua and paste a non halal certificate on Teresa's forehead .

12. Well, the joke's on you, Herr oberst akmal. It reflects your bigotism, racism and perennial animosity and antagonism towards non malays. And sadly your upbringing.

13. He's certainly not the person that malays want to be represented by. Non malays abhor him. But don't expect the not so bright wak47 to realise this. He's just thinking that akmal is a useful idiot to apply pressure on Nana Non.

14. I look at the halal certification issue a little differently. Here's my thinking.

15. Long time ago, Sukarno said that give the average Indonesian a set of unform, he thinks he has unbridled authority and gets big headed. The same could be said of the malays

16. Giving a license to JAKIM people is like giving a uniform to the average Malay. He thinks he has unbridled authority and gets big headed. Especially giving a uniform to skulled cap mofos

17. Giving sole authority to JAKIM can open the floodgates to corruption abuse of power and all sort of wrongdoings to these guardians of our belly .

18. Don't give us the BS saying that because these people are malays and soldiers of God, they won't do these shenanigans. Remember, Kalau tak makan suap bukan melayu dan yang kuat makan suap sekali ialah orang UMNO,!

19. The JAKIM officers may ask for under the counter money or some other forms of gratification.

20. Let me ' story you'. Long time ago, when I was an UMNO adun , I came across a typical case involving a Malay Kuantan city council official .

21. A single mother applied for a stall from the Kuantan city council. The officer said he will support her application. By the way, said the officer. I am going for a kursus in genting. Will you accompany me?

22. How would you know if some JAKIM officers will not do something similar as a condition to get a halal certificate?

23. Giving a JAKIM officer without having safeguards or some others watching over him is a sure recipe for some wrong doings.

24. We just don't trust these divinely inspired goons looking out for Islamic interests, including halalising the F&B industry. Almost always, those who claim to look out for Islamic interests are the ones violating them . Look at those looking out for TH. TH is now in dire straits . The same could happen to JAKIM.

25. Let's be clear. The management of Islamic affairs is the sole prerogative of the Muslims. Non Muslims cannot absolutely interfere in its affairs.

26. Not unless it infringes on the rights of non Muslims . The recent ' interference 'of Teresa kok must be seen in this perspective.

27. By her own admission, voicing reservations about the halal certification issue is not interfering in Islam. We have no reasons to disbelieve her, unless we can prove otherwise - in court. Not within Akmal's mentally challenged audience.

28. Having removed this issue, let's examine the motives of the halal certification by JAKIM.

29 . Even as Muslims, we have reasons to suspect and doubt anything done by JAKIM. Didn't the public saw JAKIM complicit in the meat scandal at one time. Weren't there meat cartels selling off kangaroo and horse meat to Muslims and other consumers?

30. Either JAKIM didn't know about it because it's officers were busy playing with their dicks or JAKIM has earlier on practised its own DNAA-do nothing at all.

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Sakmongkol the unknown blogger

1. From henceforth, I shall be known as sakmongkol the blogger. No more the AK47 suffix. There are a few reasons for this change.

2. The AK47 is a gun. It symbolizes violence. I disavow any forms of physical violence. Especially in the transfer of political power. It should be done as permitted by democracy. Through elections. So, out with violence. Power does not grow out of the barrel of the gun .

3. It may sound comical. 47 is the number of charges proffered against the Japanese neanderthal. I vehemently protest the DNAA- do nothing at all. It's mathematically and statistically impossible for some of the charges not to stick. The judiciary and the AGC have a warped sense of mathematics.

4. Therefore I do not want to be associated with the suffix 47 in any way. That's it.

5. So I humbly ask readers to adjust to the new blog name. I shall continue to write in the same style. As a matter of factly and in your face style. Or in the words of Tan Chee Koon, without fear or favour.

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Blackrock and MAHB. Tales by an unknown Malaysian. No. 14.

1. As an economist, I looked at the black rock-MAHB issue differently. In my mind, black rock shouldn't be faulted for planning or deciding to purchase equity from MAHB.
2. From the perspective of politics, there has been a universal condemnation on black rocks planned or consummated purchase of equity in MAHB
3. Bloggers, vbloggers, politicians have written extensively on this issue.
4. For instance, the blogger, finance tweeter has written an exhaustive and well researched article on black rock. Readers are recommended to read that article. Hishamuddin Rais, a man whom I admired since his UMSU days, have spoken many times on this issue.
5. Politicians of various shades spoke on this. Dr Mahathir the Great has spoken on this .
6. Almost all are united in their condemnation of BR's purchase. Perhaps justifiably so because of BR's umbilical links to Israel. For various reasons including security .
7. Umno is understandably quiet on this issue. Either it doesn't know or because it worships money especially if the money is gotten free or secured through the Najib method. Or unless the buyer is KK Mart.
8. I cannot add any more to these persuasive arguments. I am a 'samdol' from this political perspective.
9. The UMNO and Dr Mahathir s prescription on the MAHB problem is predictable. MAHB should go to Putrajaya , bowl in hand as money from the government to bail it out. That's the UMNO and Dr Mahathir way out .
10. This is where the economist in me disagree with TEM. I will ask the following questions.
11. The basic question is this. Why is it necessary for MAHB to sell an arm and a leg? Why why?
12. To me that means MAHB is a losing concern, a badly and improperly run business.
13. If it lost money because it was badly managed and improperly run, then it deserved to gobroke. If MAHB had gone to Putrajaya and asked nana non to have it bailed out, that would have been unconscionable
14. That would be asking taxpayers to pay for the reasons that caused MAHB to lose money in the first place. Tiu sama lu!
15. As an aside, all government owned companies which lose money shouldn't be allowed to see the finance minister alone. They must appear before a parliamentary financial aid committee to justify their request. The committee must then have the request debated in parliament.
16. You cibais, don't think it's that easy to fleece taxpayers money. By the way, what happened to sapura energy? Has the government bailed them out on the quiet? News about it have been hushed hushed .
17. It's a consolation that MAHB didn't go to Putrajaya and asked nana non to bail it out. Or if did go to putrajaya, the government showed them their 2 fingers .
18. MAHB was incorporated as a private limited company. It's a profit centre, if it makes losses , it deserves to die as per free Enterprise system.
19. MAHB did the next best thing. Go into the market to find parties to buy up equity in MAHB. The found a buyer by the name of black rock.
20. You want money don't u? So why does it matter if black rock has got Israeli pedigree? If you are not happy, ask the 10 richest Malaysian companies to buy up 30-40% equity in MAHB. Out of Uber patriotic reasons.
21. Any incoming investor will want most of the old management team members in MAHB removed, because they were the ones who caused MAHB to lose money in the first place. That would be the right thing to do, what?
22. The Mahathir and the UMNO way of solving the MAHB issue is to have the government bail out MAHB. The media would be screaming, bail it out, it's a bumiputera operated outfit.
23. I don't think the same vigor and agitations would accompany MAHB if it were a company run by Mr poh kee mak or Mr tong Sam pah.
24. I am a Malay too. But I don't suffer nor do I subscribe to the 'melayu Uber alles' mentality .
25. Which is, that the CEO and most of MAHB's management team must mandatorily be malays. If they are no good and competent, they ought to be replaced by other abler and competent malays or even better non Malay Malaysians.
26. Our priority is MAHB not being trapped by the ethnicity claptrap. We, after all don't care whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice .
27. Why do I not care at all if the CEO is not a Malay? Because having a Malay as CEO is no sure recipe for success. He doesn't bring with him a sure guarantee of success more so if he is incompetent.
28. I am fed up of the racial stereotyping, very vigorous when describing non malays, but deliberately leaving out the stereotype description of the malays.
29. The full stereotype phrases should read:- kalau tak membelit bukan India, Klau tak menipu bukan cina, kalau tak rasuah bukan melayu , melayu yang paling rasuah ialah UMNO. Instead of limiting the stereotype description to non malays only .
30. The UMNO and the Mahathir solution to the MAHB issue is predictable. The government MUST bail out MAHB because it's run and operated by bumiputeras, albeit incompetent ones.
31. Prompted by the ' melayu Uber alles' mentality, some people insist that old bumiputera management be retained, refusing to acknowledge that this team was responsible for MAHB's loss in the 1st place.
32. Or if they are replaced, they are replaced by the same privileged and incompetent mofos . Not by abler people
33. Following the old way, the outcome is inevitable. The business will be run by incompetent fools and be mired in corruption. Remember the steriotypical description? Kalau bukan rasuah bukan melayu
34. It's not always good to be always proud of your ethnic lineage! A little humbing and reality check is always in order. What is the word usually used by apologetic liberals? Ah yes, muhasabbah diri!
35. We have to swallow the bitter pill. Whenever a government owned business is led by a Malay hegemonic group, imbued with melayu Uber alles mentality, the business will usually fail. Look at MAS, felda, tabung Haji, felcra, risda, LTAT etc .
36. It has come to the point of incredulity hasn't it? MAHB has a monopoly over its business and yet it failed . It's forced to sell it's equity to raise capital. That reveals a lot about it's top management and MAHB. Its top management is incompetent and MAHB is poorly run.
37. The elements constituting its stature as a poorly run company are possibly many. Incompetent top management, profligate spending ( MAHB could have its own panamera brigade) bad investments and hear this, rampant corruption. At the back of top management's mind, it's spend baby spend. Not enough can always ask nana non.
38. Let's not be maniacally vociferous about black rock , let's also be the same about the causes forcing MAHB to sell its equity.
39. In the end , if you don't manage money, manpower, business strategies, you will be forced to sell your Birkin handbag .

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One swallow does not a summer make. Tales by an unknown Malaysian. No. 13

1. The UMNO victory at nenggiri doesn't remove the fact that UMNO is the most destructive force to the Malay community and Malaysia .

2. The other destructive force is PAS. It's the two sides of the same coin. One leverages on neo principles, the other on religious fascism .

3. It's a clash between 2 falsehoods. In the nenggiri case, the party that promote the greater falsehood, won. I was wrong in my prediction but I hold my perception about UMNOs neo Nazism principles and Zahids untrustworthy nature to be true.

4. Come on, don't tell me the question about UMNOs self worth or maruah only rears its head only in nenggiri where it won. At other places like kemaman, kkb and sungai bakap, UMNO hides its maruah in its pants.

5. So hold you horses Mr umno sec gen- one swallow does not a summer make. Umno is synonymous with corruption, abuse of power, subversion of the law and general lawlessness. Where has UMNO got self worth or maruah?

6. The amour propre of UMNO is that of a thief, when not caught thinks he is the most honest person.

7. So don't pontificate to us about morality. People from UMNO are the last persons to do that .

8. If the UMNO secgen now finds the courage to talk about maruah, it confirms that all the while UMNO has no maruah. At nenggiri, it secures power by any means necessary.

9. We are not impressed when umno start listing the factors leading to their victory. There were no magical factors accounting for their victory la . They used the same underhanded tactics as usual.

10. Umno did as what Blackadder of the comedy series Blackadder did. First it says it will campaign on issues not personalities. They had none of both. 2nd, we will offer the people, the only fresh menu on the plate. That's not unique because PAS offered the same thing.

11. It's the 3rd reason which was the deciding factor at nenggiri. 3rd of course,we will cheat. Umno cannot win unless it cheats .

12. Don't piously and endearingly say , oh it's because UMNO finds it more effective giving ceramahs to small groups and being good neighbors visiting people and perhaps kissing them on their cheeks.

13. Sure, UMNO people pretend to be good neighbors but they bring along gifts, grocery items, cooking equipments such as microwave ovens and perhaps envelopes containing 'denak' money.

14. Some other idiots say there were at least 10 reasons contributing to UMNOs victory. They can't hide the proud and triumphant declaration of these points . 10 sacred reasons.

15. The reasons include the active participation of various state UMNOs, ceramahs in small groups, adopting households etc.

16. Umno people from other states would adopt a particular are and do their stuff.

17. Well, that's a lot of bull. Umno has been doing all that in every election. Some worked but many don't and were ineffective.

18. The methods worked in Nenggiri. They were ineffective in Sungai Bakap. Irrelevant in kkb. Worked strenuously in pelangai. It won there but it's majority was reduced. They failed completely in Kemaman . So UMNOs methods are not universally applicable.

19. Really, UMNOs methods worked in nenggiri because of the Tengku Razaleigh Hamzah factor .

20. The victory in nenggiri proved without a doubt, that the hermit of langgak golf has substantial influence in civet cat cave, nenggiri included .

21. But friends , Malaysians and countrymen, lend me your ears. TRH is an endemic species. He exists only in and for Gua Musang. His influence envelopes Gua Musang and its DUN constituencies.

22. There's no another TRH elsewhere in the country for UMNO. Which means, the victory in nenggiri cannot be necessarily replicated elsewhere. But you can't expect the UMNO inbreds to know this, can you?

23. So the UMNO audience and other cerebrally challenged malays can continue to listen to the BS to be issued forth from the youtubes of Laurel Lokman and Hardie hijaz.

24. Also, don't you think that if you have the secret recipe to win, it would be stupid of you to spill the beans in public? The UMNO penchant for misinforming people knows no bounds!

25. The real reasons for the victory I suspect, are reasons not told to the public. These include bribing voters, giving gifts, grocery items, cooking instruments, tvs, microwave ovens and other freebies. So umno people, don't overestimate your victory in nenggiri. Pay attention to the saying, one swallow does not a summer make.

26. It seems the saying is ignored and is falling on deaf ears. Umno men and women, stop being sanctimonious mofos. Stop giving us the red herring reasons to hide your true turd self .

27. The victory at nenggiri has caused UMNO to revert to its usual conceited, entitled hideous self. UMNOs victory is causing UMNO to become the belligerent and bellicose party that it truly is . Thea leopard can never changed its spots

28. One victory has emboldened and is causing UMNO to become its antagonistic, quarrelsome, mutinous and petulant self. Success at nenggiri has gone to its head.

29. Prompted by this victory, we can already hear some swashbuckling voices emanating from the conference of UMNO inbreds over the past 3 days. As usual, what's supposed to come out from the posterior comes out from the mouth .

30. We will list some idiotic noises coming from the PAU , on which we shall comment only briefly.

31. First, there some contestable statements coming from UMNOs maniacal youth head. Umno must regain it's dominance, UMNO reserve the right to work with other than PH, UMNO is prepared to contest alone in GE16, the youth wing endorse Mr X to contest in Tanjung buy election not by you know.

32. It's not as if you will something, it becomes. It's not as if you say Kun, things will be. Umno is 3 million strong but there are 29 other Malaysians whose approval you require , here major!

33. If you think by just will-ing it, it will become you are really delusional. That UMNO reserves the right to work or sleep with anyone is prepared to contest alone , UMNO d must have its head examined.thats a veiled threat to PH which YAB wazir Nana Non must take note.

34. PH has not even decided on whom will contest in makhota, UMNO and UMNO youth in particular wants one Syed Hussein to contest there. As usual, true to its character, umno wants as of right, to put their man as candidate in makhota. Hold your dicks please. Let PH decides. Amanah too has got valid reasons to want it's candidate there.

35. It's a mistake to extrapolate it's victory in nenggiri as ensuring continued success for UMNO. Malays will not come back in droves to support UMNO. Remember, Gua Musang has a Trh, what's in makhota? Nasi ambeng?

36. Frisky and itchified wanita says, let's ignore PN. They must be election deniers. Didn't PN now is effectively replacing UMNO as the spokesperson ? And didn't PN won more seats that the meagre number that UMNO won? So ignore PN at it's peril. You are not aware that PN is creeping behind you and lifting your sarong!

37. Umno is really a political party where the constellation of anarchists take place. The majority of its leadership knows of no law except the law that favours them. The law is only just if it benefits them . Power to them authorizes them to plunder the country. They are also a cocksure lot

38. UMNO does not recognize any laws other than those that favour them. If they don't favour them, the law is not just. For example, the law is just only if it exonerates Najib, ignores the crime committed, pardoned and freed. Malays are seemingly entitled to break the law and are entitled to be pardoned thereafter. The point is, malays are not, only UMNO leaders are .
39. The recent UMNO general assembly was an occasion where it flashes its calling card. It's saying:-
40. We reject the election results. The voters are stupid. We are still dominant. We reserve the right to work with fellow racists. Or we go solo in the 16GE.
41. We are racists. We apologise only to malays. Other Malaysians can fuck off. We are entitled to plunder the country's coffers. That's hak istimewa UMNO .
42. The law cannot touch us. We will ask Najib be pardoned and freed. So that he can guide us to plunder properly


43. So friends and countrymen, let's ask these questions. Is UMNO qualified to form the next government without being xenophobic racists, can it be a government that takes care of all of us , can it be fair and does not favour itself or its friends, not compromise on corruption, uphold the rule of law etc?

44. If the answers to most of these questions are in the negative, let us all read the last rites for UMNO.

45. After doing a cost benefit analysis, I'd rather stick with the government of Nana Non .

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UMNO at Nenggiri. The charge of the light brigade seems a sound military decision. Tales by an unknown Malaysian. No. 12

1. Let me be crystal clear. In the nenggiri elections, it's not that I support pas. It's that I don't want UMNO to win.

2. When I hear pas or on campaigning, I hear a lot of rubbish. But with UMNO, what's supposed to come out from the posterior of the anatomy, comes out from its mouth .

3. It's therefore a question of a lesser of two evils. PN is less evil than UMNO at nenggiri.

4. Have you ever wondered about the more absence of Tengku Razaleigh? He's the pengarah pilihanraya Nenggiri. But his absence far outweighs his nominal presence. He was appointed the advisor to UMNO. But his advice is more often ignored . The elder statesman is just a trophy. Or like the malays say, he is like a Quran buruk .

5. You can use it. But you can't discard it away either. So you wrap it in a cloth and keep it high on a shelve. So that people or animals don't walk over it.

6. I am sure, how he is treated is not lost on the hermit of langgak golf.

7. The gentleman in Malaysian politics is the only leader who genuinely wants the malays move up the social ladder HONOURABLY. And for all Malaysians in general. Truly he is the PM we were denied.

8. He has lost UMNO of old. The UMNO now, is the UMNO hijacked by buccaneers, plunderers, robbers and men with no ethics. UMNO is the rancid food when consumed, gives you a violent tummy ache .

9. Umno is toxic and a cyanide poison to the Malay community. You gradually die or suffer instant death. Associating with UMNO robs you independent thinking. You become just digits to be manipulated by people like wak47 and bosskue

10. What accounts for this toxicity which UMNO brings? In a nutshell, is it's neo nazi version of the 3Rs .

11. But first we must get out of the mental rut and mental block of believing that only UMNO represents the ideal of race religion and royalty .

12. Every Malaysian has varying levels of affinity to the 3Rs. UMNO claims to be the sole spokesman for the 3Rs and more disastrous, gives the 3Rs the neo nazi flavour .

13. If you were to ask Ambiga and Kit Siang whether they are nationalists, they will unequivocally say yes they are. But not in the way UMNO wants them to be.

14. UMNO doesn't want us to be nationalists but neo Nazi nationalists. It's brand of nationalism finds expression in ordinary things, like condemning Hannah Yeoh for congratulating the Thai badminton player. Preventing Hannah from doing that is like condoning Hitler for not shaking Jesse Owens's hand.

15. Umno doesn't want people to have faith, but wants people to believe in the way it does.

16. UMNO doesn't want people to be loyal subjects to the king but unquestioning dolts like it wants people to be.

17. That's the neo nazi flavoured 3Rs UMNO wants us to live by. Well, in this zaman sains and Tekno coli, where people no longer live in the stone age, umno is becoming increasingly irrelevant.

18. Whatever UMNO does, all the sly and underhanded tactics at nenggiri, it's like the charge of the light brigade. An exercise in futility!

19. Not because pas is a better party. The campaigns done by the discredited Anuar Musang and friends and the ularmaks of pas were also rubbish . But pas is the lesser evil .

20. You can see the writing on the wall. When umno loses it will blame tengku razaleigh. TRH didn't perform as the pengarah pilihanraya. At nomination day he was not around. At the UMNO candidate's first walk about he didn't participate. It was wak47 who declared the candidate as TRH' s choice. Tengku did not say anything about this. Ever wondered why?

21. It means that even TRH thinks that the election at nenggiri is a gone case. How can a candidate mired in the scandals in felcra and Kedar be TRH's choice?

22. The people of nenggiri has been lied to by wak47. Lying is 2nd nature to the Javanese neanderthal. Here's why.

23. Didn't wak penorogo and the bugis modern day pirate go to TRH's house bringing the message that UMNOs politburo has endorsed the Kelantan prince as PM? 2 weeks later wak47 made a detour and endorsed weakling Ismail Sabri as PM.

24. Wak jahid must have realised that TRH is not a puppet with which you can pull strings or a buffalo whose nostrils you can shove a rope through. But with Ismail Sabri , UMNO and Zahid can disrespect and trivialize at any time .

25. That's the kind of UMNO that is being offered to the people of nenggiri. A party led by a habitual liar and a party which is a constellation of the bottom feeders of society. Umno has no future .

26. Some people say that UMNO can win X number of seats in GE16 and a feller from UMNO will be PM 11.

27. That's delusional thinking. With it's toxicity and neo Nazi 3Rs, UMNO will be lucky to win 15 seats.

28. It's also a kind of thinking that can't shake off it's entitlement mentality. A person from UMNO is somehow entitled as of right to become PM. God is an UMNO member kah?

29. Then there is this hope that UMNO will rise. That's a wet dream of that person. Hope is for losers. Winners work for something . Work, as opposed to being given gratuitously, is anathema to UMNO.

30. I am a Malay too. I just don't subscribe to UMNOs vulgar thinking. That's all!

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Zahid the puppet master. Trusting a backstabber. Tales by an unknown Malaysian. No. 11

1. Wak47 is his moronic self again. He proudly proclaims that he was the chief/chip puppet master who plotted to oust mamu Mahathir.

2. He did that not because he loves mamu less but because he loves UMNO more. It's for the same reason he expels some undesirables from sacrosanct UMNO.

3. It's therefore possible that he plots to keep bosskue to continue spending a much needed sojourn at Kajang Hilton. Red lips Najib, the Bugis modern day pirate has become a risk and liability to UMNO .

4. Najib is exposing UMNO as consisting of leaders who plunder, steal and Rob the country. So in order to make UMNO continue to be seen as sacrosanct and pious and everything good to malays, Najib must not be allowed to speak. It is useful to UMNO if Najib stays in Kajang.

5. As usual Zahid spoke in his conceited, pompous and braggadocios manner. This reflected his uncouth passage to adulthood .

6. It's obvious the PhD scholarly refineness has not rub off stinky tempe eating Zahid. He spoke in his thuggish street fighter style. 7. Deception, plotting and scheming is a badge of honor for Zahid. If the UMNO audience accepts this, it means all these sly means are UMNOs stock in trade .

8. It means that both Zahid and UMNO cannot be trusted. Yet this is the person and party that Nana Non trusts .

9. It's not for nothing, Machiavelli wrote, the fatal mistakes you make , is to invite your enemy to share power with you. You may even sleep using the same pillow but you dream different dreams.

10. This question of trustworthiness affects Nana Nons political longevity. I hope he is conscious of the dagger pointing at his heart .

11. You see, by his nasi kandaq negligence, he has allowed the institutions controlling the Malay base to be in UMNOs control. Look at Mara, Felda Felcra, Risda and others. Itu hang punya funeral la. Saya ingatkan saja.

12. On a wider scale, Zahid and UMNO are toxic to Malay wellbeing. Deception , scheming, plotting and slyness are asked to be extolled as virtues and values honourable. The most appropriate response is to REJECT Zahid.

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Those whom God wishes to destroy, he first makes lose rationality. Tales by an unknown Malaysian. No. 10

1. Have you heard of the Latin phrase like 'quos Deus vult orrdere, Perdere, Prius dementat? Those whom God wishes to destroy, He first deprives of reason'.

2. Or, if I were to be blunt, it means your asininity, imbecility, idiocy and plain stupidity will eventually catch up with you.

3. That's what happened to the stupidest yayasan anda former student, now unfortunately, our DPM.

4. At a rally,' solidarity with the Palestinians' wak47, the thug and the rough and tumble politician among others, shouted like a braying donkey, hidup Israel!

5. Sure, we know it was a slippage of the forked tongue, but he did not apologize for the horrific faux pas. Nor did the others present, including his teacher at Yayasan anda , PMX corrected him. It's a though the others were saying, lu punya kubor la wak.

6. It's a sign that his brain is watery. When he speaks he does not engage the brakes. He is careless and likes listening to his own voice.

7. That's a strong caveat for me, don't know about you. If wak47 speaks without a script or a teleprompter, it's likely that he is talking cock or mostly lying.

8. But more importantly to me, it's a sign of mental infirmity. Is this dude suited to be our DPM. Hello, nana non, show me your friends and I'll tell you who you are.

9. You are not exactly like the statue of liberty, with Lazarus s poem declaring:-

10. Give me your poor, your huddled masses, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore, the homeless, tempest lost ...

11. Instead you collect the UMNO thugs, the layabouts, the rejects , the no credibility crowd. U punya Hal la!

12. The more popular version of the Latin saying has it like those who he wants to destroy, He first makes mad. I wouldn't go as far as saying that wak is mad. However that is an ominous sign.

13. Perhaps that is an omen that will eventually see Zahid finished off. More importantly, with the expiration of Zahid, is the divine will that UMNO too succumbs. If that is God's will, which mortal can stop it?

14. While there appears that there is no one of national repute to replace wak47 as UMNO president, there is no denying that UMNO is led by a boring conceited yobo whose mental wholesomeness is suspect. The rendition of his speech is the usual UMNO speak that sees the audience as simple minded and unquestioning digits.

15. The first impending destruction of wak47 indicating his Prius dementat or impairment of his reason will be the imminent loss of Nenggiri.

16. There are a few reasons that will result in UMNOs defeat in Nenggiri. I shall cite a few.

17. It's the same old same old UMNO that is approaching Nenggiri. It's adapt or perish. It's not just saying UMNO has a secret strategy, it will win as a matter of course.

18. Umno uses the old and antiquated strategy of driving a wedge in it's opponent. It says Bersatu and pas are at odds. That's UMNOs broken record. Nobody listens to it anymore.

19. Then it stages a mass desertion of Bersatu members to UMNO. Hello, these deserters may be excess baggage only. So the riff raffs join UMNO, not strengthening but weakening it. But you can't expect wak47 to read this.

20. To rely on one person's influence and aura as a reason UMNO will win Nenggiri is stupid. TRH is the only Malay leader who genuinely wants to help Malays in particular and Malaysians in general, but his efforts are undermined by impertinent UMNO people with self interests.

21. Many UMNO people without an inkling about UMNOs history regard TRH as an 'old Quran ' and therefore trivialize his contributions. Only a few elevate his importance at Nenggiri but I am afraid that's a little and too late .the die is already cast. Nenggiri is a bridge too far for UMNO.

22. Trying to elevate the importance of ku li only for Nenggiri's sake but at other times ignoring the elder statesman is farcical on UMNOs part. But that is UMNO character.

23. Believe you me when I say now everyone says that Ku Li's influence will pull UMNO through, but when it loses, everyone will blame the hermit of langgak golf.

24. Have you heard about the theory of rational expectations in Economics? In a nutshell, it says people learnt from past experience, expect a certain course of action, then accordingly respond rationally in an appropriate manner.

25. Something similar is at work in politics. People know what UMNO has done in the past, see them done at Nenggiri and therefore people will respond rationally and act appropriately. The most appropriate response is to REJECT UMNO!

26. For these reasons, despite of some luminaries talking about some esoteric secret strategies of UMNO and despite some people's wet dream that UMNO will rise erect again, at Nenggiri it will bite the dust !

27. So u see, it's not only Zahid that God wishes to destroy but together with him UMNO. Both behave in unexpected ways ,all which add up to Prius dement at.

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Nenggiri - UMNOs battle of Trafalgar and it's Achilles heel.

1. At the onset, let me say that UMNO will lose the Nenggiri seat in Gua Musang . Even before entering the ring, UMNO is a house in disarray. It will not be able to stand the turbulence .

2. Let us analyse a few things to humour ourselves while drinking our teh Tarik.

3. First, there are flyers telling 4 people to stay out of the Nenggiri election. That included lapiji . probably fearing another bahlul remark. The UMNO presideng,wak47 was quick to say that was the work of poison pen letters

4. I was told by UMNO people that, that was the work of UMNOs own dirty tricks department, it's psywar department consisting of its paid cyber troopers.

5. If that was true, UMNO is using old antiquated and the usual tired ways to campaign. That is the UMNO way true of its character of resisting adaptation . Hence contrary to what wak is saying in Johor, UMNO approaches Nenggiri, using its old ways

6. So despite the UMNO President's pious and big talk, UMNO approaches Nenggiri as an old grizzled hobo . It will be fossilized in Nenggiri.

7. Nenggiri will be UMNOs Trafalgar and it's Achilles heel. Together with the impending loss will silence the UMNO presideng, the shrilled-voice secgen, the pontian gnome, the Balding UMNO veteran and regrettably embarass the hermit of langgak golf

8. Then we hear the same braggadocios talk from the pontian gnome. When he said UMNO can win in style in Nenggiri, what he actually meant, was that UMNO will lose miserably.

9. Didn't he say the same thing in kemaman? The same fate and outcome will befall UMNO at Nenggiri.

10. As usual, UMNO is its usual delusional and election deny-er self. It lives on past achievements to win. They are necessary but not sufficient, boh

11. That, however is the typical UMNO way of thinking. Living on its past laurels , expecting dumb Malays to vote them in.

12. People are no longer stupid nor are they living in the past. They are more concerned with the NOW.

13. The NOW UMNO is a boring, conceited and entitled as of right bastard. Just because they expect to be voted in, doesn't me it will be so. People see UMNO as a constellation mostly of corrupt persons, plunderers, embezzlers etc . It has all the reasons to be rejected.

14. Looking at the most basic level, the presence of DAP is superfluous. The population at Nenggiri is 100% Malay. What stories can DAP tell?

15. I look at from a different angle. There are valuable inputs that DAP can put in. It can talk about the dangers of morbid and xenophobic nationalism. It can talk about religious and cultural bigotry. It can talked about share prosperity. It can talk about how to manage the economy , combating corruption etc. The presence of DAP is not superfluous after all.

16. UMNO alone can't talk about these. UMNO is about privileges, entitlement, morbid nationalism, religious bigotry and claims about royalty to the king more than everyone else.

17. Certainly you can't listen to the stories from UMNOs Laurel and Hardie -laurel Lokman and Hardie Hijaz.

18. The hard truth is that any stories told by UMNO are no longer believable. It can bring in the cavalry, the maniacal youth head, the pontian gnome, the cleft lip Johore speaker or the shrill voiced UMNO sec gen. It won't be able to stop the inevitable.

19. So when wak47 tells UMNO will implement a number of things if it wins Nenggiri, that promise has become a joke while eating nasi kerabu. He should have promised a 47 bucket list of things to do .

20. And if UMNO thinks it can seduced and enticed the voter by sending in tight kebaya dressed putri, PAS can always counter that by sending in their Abe Jak characters. They will then streak to show their masculine apparatuses.

21. For UMNO, it's a lost cause. It's not a question of the credibility of the candidates now. The UMNO candidate may be good person, but is in the wrong parti. He may have the WALI qualities, but the party is a sinner !

22. Umno now represents all the debauchery, all that is despicable and despisable, bad and revolting to us.

23. Rule bender, law breaker, the corrupt, the plunderer, bad governance, racial hegemony, entitled groups, privilege etc. All that is against the charter of free men. The vulgar usage of the 3Rs, and so on.

24. PAS may have most of these attributes, but these slacks are compensated by its religious evangelism. Compared to PAS, umno is a heathen.

25. On a personal note, I would be happy if dap stays out of the nenggiri elections. Then when umno loses, it won't have the Dap as it's whipping boy and scapegoat.

26. Relations between the DAP and umno at federal level is lukewarm. They are not exactly sleeping under the same blanket. They may share the same bed, but each dream different dreams

27. The moniker UMDAP is the creation of inbreds, those expelled from UMNO, the desperados wanting to find an easy and convenient excuse to rationalise UMNOs loss .

28. Didn't UMNO lose badly in the 15GE without even associating with the DAP? So how is it's alliance with the DAP under PH now be the reason for it's dismal performance?

29. People like anuar Musa, shahidan and isham jalil are probably talking as a result of stirrings in their loins.

30. Umno is entering the nenggiri elections as a house divided. I have already told you, if UMNO doesn't quarrel with others, they quarrel among themselves.

31. Many are disputing the advice of tengku Razaleigh Hamzah. The impertinent UMNO young boys are not giving the proper homage and respect to TRH.

32. What's more important that can explain his absence from the many meetings UMNO have at nenggiri?

33. He has all but given up on UMNO. It's like saying do la what you all think . Gapo lagu tu?

34. The UMNO he now knows is no longer the UMNO he knows that was led by Tengku Abdul Rahman, Tun Razak or tun Hussein Onn. It's hijacked by the corrupt, the mediocre and the joes wanting to make hay while it shines.

35. If I may say so, dear TRH, it's the UMNO you have lost. The UMNO now is the legacy of the doctor who sells Panadol.

36. Nenggiri, I am afraid will be UMNOs battle of Trafalgar and it's Achilles heel.

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