Elementary pak tani maths. Tales by an unknown blogger no. 58

1. Padi farmers know some maths. Maybe they don't know of the sophisticated maths. Their maths, denominated in money terms they sure know.

2. Let's call this Pak tani maths. Mat sabu should learn this maths. When he announced the new floor price at 1500, it's clear he's deficient in pak tani maths. His officers advising him are not clever either

3. The Pak Tani 1 ton is 800kg not 1000kg. That's because the mills deduct 200kg considered bad padi- broken rice,bugs , fungus etc.

4. At 1300 floor price or 1.3 per kg, the farmer getsb1040 per pak tani ton. He gets 50 sen subsidy per kg. That's 400. His total income is 1440.

5. Hence at a floor price of 1300, the farmer gets an extra 140. That includes the subsidy per kg.

6. At the floor price of 1500, he gets 1.5 x 800=1200. Plus the subsidy of 400, he gets 1600.

7. How come at floor price of 1300, he gets an extra 140 but at the floor price of 1500, he gets 100?

8. Tablay itu maciam, tamby dei

9. That means at the floor price of 1500 announced by thicky mat shabu2, much of the gain goes to the mills. Don't care Chinese or Malay owned .

10. That means, you must choose a floor price, where more of the gains go the farmers. Obviously little thought goes to setting the floor price of 1500. Boloh!

11. The floor price must be between 1600 to 1800.in order to help farmers.

12. Besides choosing the right floor price, field officers at MOA must actually go down to the padi fields and think of ways to raise farmers income.

13. In the meantime, mat shabu2 and MOA officers must learn some pak tani maths!

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Lahuma, Jeha and the rice saga. Tales by an unknown blogger no 55

1. Mat Sabu said stiff punishment awaits farmers who repack local rice as imported rice. As though they care 2 hoots about what he said . They just want extra money and will likely do it. Desperate times require desperate measures. Confound what Mat Sabu, the minister with the cat fish lips says.

2. Instead of announcing of measures to solve the main problem-the disappearance of local rice, the chap spoke about a piece of legislation.

3. That's typical of a bloke who has no inkling how to solve the problem, spoke of something which is distracting.

4. As though , speaking about a piece of legislation gives the impression that he is doing something major about the problem. It's collateral only.

5. Oi, mat sabu, what you are really doing is protecting the rice importer. As of now the monopolistic bernas. Assuring it, that the imported price will not be disturbed. Guaranteeing the abnormal profits .

6. From there, bernas can possibly donate 10%, 30 to 40m. Then people will say- how philanthropic. Bernas, the moopolist is superbly run by a type M.

7. The right wingers will all clap their hands in gleeful approbation. Hurrah, belts off, pants down .dicks out , ready for a jolly good time!

8. What you did , angers the lahuma and jeha of the padi growing community. In case you forget, lahuma and jeha are the 2 main characters of shahnon Ahmad's novel, ranjau disepanjang jalan.

9. What measures mat sabu has taken, or rather not taken , the padi farmers will end up like lahuma and jeha, dead!

10. The fate of lahuma and jeha is of course too dramatic and too severe..our farmers nowadays are ready and willing to adapt and adopt new technologies if they are cheap enough and taught on how to use them.

11. Are new and cheap technologies withheld from farmers, monopolistic suppliers are interested to sell expensive technologies only. And field officers are not willing to go to sites?

12. The salvation to the rice impasse, I repeat, I repeat must entail the following :-

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• Restructure the supply chain. Liberalise the market. Reorganize nafas, dismantle the deep state, reorganize Mardi etc.
• Introduce primary productivity enhancing technology.
• Instead of subsidies, make easy and cheap credit available to farmers.
• Maybe land ownership reforms

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• Relook at the ownership of padi mills.
• Allow mills to sell direct to retailers
• Eliminate the middlemen conglomerates.

15. Dismantle the monopoly on rice imports. Liberalise the import market. Everybody capable can import rice. If beras is superbly run, it need not fear competition .

16. Finally, what to do with mat shabu2? The PM does not be burdened with morality issues ( Nietzsche slave morality), sentimentality, romanticism , bourgeois values etc, retire mat shabu2. The pm needs the same resolve to retire some other duds in the cabinet . Wak47 for instance.

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Mat shabu2 to mat beras. Tales by an unknown blogger. No 30.

1. Corruption, is anywhere and everywhere a product of the deep state. That's the collusion between a politician, business people or patron and the comprador bureaucrats.

2. That as some of you know, is a corruption of an observation by a famous economist. Inflation is everywhere and anywhere, a monetary phenomenon. If you don't know who he is, I won't tell you.

3. The politician is now a variable. The business patrons and the comprador bureaucrats are a constant. Now a minister gets reshuffled and changed at the pleasure of the PM. The only policians who were a parameter almost a constant, were from discredited UMNO who ruled the country for over 60 years. If they come back to power, the halcyon days of unbridled corruption will rear it's ugly head again.

4. In this particular instance,the beras problem is certainly caused by the deepstate in the agricultural industry. It's caused by the collusion between the business patrons of the rice industry and the comprador bureaucrats in the MOA.

5. The beras problem we had was simply the scarcity of local and the sudden upsurge in imported price . Or simply put,the disappearance of local price and appearance of imported price .

6. But we are going about solving the problem the wrong way. In parliament, the jovial mat shabu2 can only asked, apa pasai hang makan beras impot?

7. Because oafy abang mat shabu2, local rice is not available, maybe hoarded at your house

8. Imagine who benefits from increased imports and disappearance of local rice?

9. Why, it's the licensed middlemen or local rice distribution middlemen such as selected rice brokers, farmers associations, favored business people like Syed mokhtar and licensed importers such as LPN, favored businesses belonging to Syed mokhtar and UMNO operatives

10. And herr akmal salih ever one to stir up racial shit, singled out Chinese retailers for creating the shortage. It was a sour grape-ish move lined with racism and paranoia .

11. Who can ever forget when oberleutenant akmal marched in a goose-step manner, reminiscent of SS stormtrooper barged into a Chinese retailers premises. Whereupon he barked like a concentration camp komandant, lu sorok beras kah?

12. My reaction that time, I do not speak for others, wtf gave him the authority to do what he did?

13. Was it the subservient police( hey you are no longer following marching orders from UMNO rednecks) or was it from the acquiescing judges?

14. If I were the chinaman, I would sue his pants off and watched him walked away with his hands on his dick!

15. Why don't he and the oafy mat shabu2 look at the workings of the business patrons and the comprador bureaucrats for causing the beras mess?

16. Otherwise I would think that the utility value of these 2 bozos, is to have posters of them placed strategically in the padi fields. That would certainly scare away the birds and pests.

17. Let's do some numbers. So people can understand better. Lets say the price of rice ex kilang padi is 130 ringgit. When it reaches retailers or consumption outlets, the price is between 260 and 300ringgit.

18. There's a spread of 130 to 170 ringgit. Let's assume 50 ringgit goes to the retailers. Ex kilang and retailers price is 180 ringgit. Correct?

19. There's still a spread of between 80 to 120 ringgit right? Where do you think this spread goes? To the middlemen industrial complex. That's the answer .

20. Now, this is no longer abnormal profits. This is what the malays say, muntah ke darah profits.

21. If the real muntah kedarah profit makers and renseekers are the middlemen industrial complex and the comprador bureaucrats, why direct the condemnation and in the case of akmal, the vitriol against the retailers?

22. Why are the middlemen industrial complex and the comprador bureaucrats protected? Well, perhaps oafy mat shabu2 has friends in the middlemen industrial complex. In the case of akmal, he's out there to protect the UMNO capitalist roaders who make up the majority in the middlemen industrial complex.

23. In the case of racist akmal, what better way to divert attention from entitled UMNO


degenerates than to attribute blame to rapacious and greedy Chinese traders. Isn't the Chinese always have sinister intentions towards us bumiputeras? Drumming up sinophobia has always worked 24. The beras problem is caused by the dreaded KKN-korapsi, kolusi & Nepotism. the 3 axis of evil works through politicians, the middlemen industrial complex and the comprador bureaucrats.

25. Hence stopping it is not through the going to dinner way, eating pasembok or eating Kari kambing cooked by abang mat. You cannot use the soft and compromising way

26. Instead, you prevent any politicians from meddling into the rice issue, dismantle the middlemen industrial complex in it's entirety, revoke all dealer licences and monopolies, allow any retailer the freedom to import rice as a matter of course. You will impose appropriate tariffs on imports to protect local beras businesses. You will remove the top 10 officers at MOA.

27. If I were the minister of agriculture, I will do that. So that these mofos will know the sky is high or low. Certainly I will not entertain you by throwing mics on stage or doing a slumber party at MAHA. Otherwise mat shabu2 will just be a seat warmer at MOA made a fool by the comprador bureaucrats.

28. I can hear remonstrations already. Since the majority of the players in the middlemen industrial complex and the comprador bureaucrats are malays, you should be careful.

29. They will raise the assertive clauses under the hak2 istimewa bumiputera dan orang melayu shit .

30. Underwich they are some way protected. Under the provisions, they are entitled to steal and sakau, entitled to be treated lightly , entitled to be pardoned, entitled to be considered for house arrest and concocted DNAA. So be careful with these miscreants.

31. Well, I'll say IDGAF!. The hak2 istimewa bumiputera dan orang melayu does now allow all those. I don't suffer fools who indiscriminately misuse the special rights provisions. If you do, you can shove the provisions to an area on your anatomy where the sun never shines.

32. Have pity on our padi farmers all over the country. Don't let them use inferior Baja issued by nafas and endorsed by Mardi. Otherwise like zaaba says a long time ago, almost always you will discover that the greatest oppressors of the Malay race come from within their own ranks.

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Mat shabu2 and Mat Baja. Tales by an unknown blogger. No 29

1. When mat shabu2 went to se-kin-chan, he complimented the Chinese padi farmers for their high yield and productivity.

2. By the way, the ADUN for sikinchan is a colleague of mine, Yb Ng who can speak Javanese and used the word berbai-ah. Wow that would surely win the hearts of religious mullahs.

3. The Chinese padi farmers can produce between 10 to 12 tons of padi per acre. Malay farmers can produce on average 6 tons per acre. Perhaps Chinese farmers eat Bak ku teh . Malay farmers don't

4. Mat shabu2 chided Malay farmers for their low productivity.

5. As usual, the poor are blamed for being poor. By chiding so, mat shabu2 repeated the oft cited reason for the poor being so. The reason being given by the UMNO bigwigs . Now repeated idiot-ly by mat shabu2.

6. But wait. Did mat shabu2 asked the sekinchan folks what Baja they used, do they employ technology such as cloud pesticides, variety of seeds and high yields padi seedlings, mechanised seed planting etc. do they cultivate knowledge and science? Ada Tanya?

7. Most probably they don't. They reject the baja issued by nafas and endorsed by the blasted MARDI, they refused the sub standard technology and farm equipments from nafas and so on.

8. On the other hand, Malay farmers are using products issued by nafas or other ' approved' suppliers. Malay farmers would rather sell Baja ex nafas which is endorsed by blasted MARDI.

9. These factors dear abang mat, probably explain the higher productivity of the sekinchan padi farmers. Not because of comparative industry or hardwork. Malay farmers worked day and night. During the day they toiled in the padi fields at night, they are busy making babies, their sinews stiffened by the day's work.

10. We have a rm1.8 billion Baja problem by nafas. Its an amount asked by nafas for the supply of inferior Baja supply over a period of certain moths. Nafas proposed and the comprador bureaucrats in MOA gladly and hands rubbingly agreed.

11. It's 1.8b or 1500 a ton to 4000 a ton. As though the already inflated price could not take care of things like fluctuations in exchange rates or a hike in prices of Baja components. 1st round victory for the deep state. Earning abnormal profits.

12. Nafas the business entity with collaboration from MARDI proposed the astronomical price and it was agreed by the committee in MOA headed by the KSU. Hurrah!

13. It's a case of nafas proposes and the comprador bureaucrats at MOA dispenses. Equivalent to God!

14. We shall look at the Baja issue by looking at the role of nafas, its technical collaborator MARDI and the capricious comprador bureaucrats at moa. mat shabu2 has no inkling about these.

15. When I asked a business friend if he wants to participate in the supply of fertilizers to moa, his answer is, it's an exercise in futility. As in like the charge of the light brigade.

16. All ministries have got cartels. The uninitiated minister will never know these people are playing circles around them. A thicko like mat shabu2 more so . He's drowned in people's adulation of him only.

17. In the baja case, it's a goner. If there are 5 areas, 3 are already reserved for nafas and 2 left are for favored companies. So where got chance. Isn't our efforts seem like the charge of the light brigade?

18. These people give out Ang pows, pay for their decadent lifestyles, pay for holidays, house renovations and pay for frequent 'massat' services. Do we stand any chance,?

19. The capture of the business given out by the government is another gloss of the hak istimewa bumiputera dan orang melayu. The overzealous officers at moa implement them with gusto .and while doing it, they make hay while it shines . Or while diving, they drink the water too.

20. Let's face it. Since 1972, nafas has always been the hotbed for UMNO robbers. Before and since my time, UMNO operatives are tripping the legs of one another to get on the board of nafas . They want posts of directors or as officers.

21. Because by getting a leg in the doors of nafas, they can shovel as much money as possible.

22. The slogan of "berjuang untuk bangsa, agama and tanah air" has got much traction and resonance among the doltish, dopey and thick headed officers in MOA and elsewhere.

23. Takpe, beli dari depa- mahai sikit takpe, support melayu!

24. In the name of demi bangs agama dan negara you can no longer bamboozle the malays into blindly supporting. The claims that whatever you do are to achieve these aims are farcical and sham .

25. The fight for the interests of the downtrodden, the farmers the lumpenproletariat is only true in so as people's interests coincide with the interests of the manipulators.

26. And just who are notorious for making these false claims? The answer is UMNO.

27. Because nafas is just an extension of UMNO and actually it's surrogate, by definition it makes the same false claims. If it has the opportunity to impress and immiserate the people it will without guilt do so.

28. It is without falsities, that in the 1920s, the Malay thinker, ZAABA said the greatest oppressors of the Malay race come from among their own kind.

29. Nafas being a surrogate and extension of UMNO is doing just that when it charges the government 1.8b and more .

30. So why should we believe UMNO and it surrogates? UMNO and its surrogates and 5th columnists is toxic to the Malay race and will be condemned to the dustbin of history

31. So when analysts say that BN can win 70 seats in the next election they are angan2 mat jenin. Just who are these analysts? Their ideas found resonance only among doltish and dopey Malay extremists and stragglers within UMNO.

32. I said 1.8b and more didn't I? It is reported that greedy and ravenous nafas put up a further 1.2b Variation Order or VO.

33. Nafas puts up and the comprador bureaucrats at moa, concurred.

34. What does this point to? The undeniable existence of a deep state in MOA. The collusion between business (nafas) and high officials in the MOA. Mat shabu2 does not see this.

35. How do you eliminate these dirty deeds? Certainly not by the doing painting or doing embroidery way or going to the dinner way eating pasembok or nasi kandaq beratok way. If you just carry out the polite and temperate ways, you are just perpetrating the dirty deeds.

36. No! You do it by the revolutionary way. By the violent overthrow of the dirty needs and punishing severely its perpetrators.

37. It means reconstituting nafas in its entirety. Get rid of the UMNO operatives. Dismantling the deep state in the MOA. Get rid of the monopolistic and most favored suppliers.

38. These are changes with bigger repercussions that throwing mics on stage or spending overnight at MAHA .

39. It's change or more of the same. On which side is mat shabu2? On the side of change or on the side of more of the same?

40. I am not finished yet. In the next article I shall discuss the rice issue. See you! Title.

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