Reading tea leaves and chicken entrails. Tales by an unknown blogger no 92.

1. Get ready for a macabre comparison . When Rajiv Gandhi was bombed, the Indian security forces scoured the grounds, looking for his brains. They couldn't find any .

2. There are 2 possibilities. Either the brain has vaporised or seeped into the ground. Or worse he's brainless.

3. Similarly UMNO which has no brains can't fathom what happened in Air Kuning. Except to jump up and down like monkeys and claimed they achieved victory on their own. Typical of umno-cocky from beginning to end.

4. When UMNO people read tea leaves , chicken entrails or looked though telescope wrapped in yellow cloth, they see only titah addendum and free the crook now residing at Kajang spa resort.

5. When they cut slices of lime over a bowl of water, their vision on what happened in Air Kuning, is blurred. Of course p. Ramlee will tell them, if they can't see anything ' alamat nak mampus'

6. The old UMNO residing in their vulgar and perverted versions of race religion and King is dead. So, puhleese, stay in your comfort zones.

7. Woit! This is a PH victory. UMNO couldn't have won without help from the PH OG .

8. UMNO can no longer claim that it has a monopoly on the Malay ground. Sure it got 11 thousand votes but in that process it lost 5000 Malay votes. UMNO now has a credible rival for raw Malay voice in bersatu.

9. Some UMNO divorcees believed that this growing deficit is the result of UMNO associating with the DAP.

10. This is most stupid and irrational observation. In the 15th GE, UMNO lost terribly without associating with DAP. So, how relevant is the stupid mental construct of UMdap?

11. But we won't talk about what UMNO must do. Their intelligent and not so intelligent people can figure things out. Plus they get plenty of advice from divorced sick UMNO people.

12. The messages coming from air Kuning are welcoming and good . They show there is political awareness, people becoming more rational and intelligent.

13. When these things happen, they produce an inverse relation in terms of support for UMNO and bersatu.

14. As people become more rational and politically aware, support for parties like UMNO, pas, bersatu will decline. Hopefully, this political awareness spread nationwide.

15. In air Kuning people are opting for inclusiveness, harmony, shared prosperity, reformasi, issues based politics and the like. Certainly no longer choosing extremism in various forms.

16. No UMNO-nised nationalism, religion or loyalty to King. UMNO will never understand these .

17. This is the 21st century. It's not the time where UMNO chiefs walk round with kris and pedangs asserting their will and willy. Now, the people assert their interests and they do not match UMNOs.

18. Prove us wrong. Let UMNO go solo in the next GE. Ada berani? Title.