Shyster UMNO. Tales by an unknown blogger. No. 17.

1. The deep state in the social media is at it again. The DS consists mostly of UMNO operatives, apparatchiks, surrogates and fifth columnists.

2 . After weeks of hurling insults and disparaging mother Teresa Kok, they now turn over and play the victim .

3. Previously, they were saying Teresa is raising irritable questions again, DAP is causing divisiveness etc.

4. Why should ideal social setting be in terms as how UMNO defines it?

5. Now, Teresa's refusal to share the same stage as racist Akmal and refusing to cease legal action is said to be detrimental to the unity in the unity government.

6. Says who? Says the group belongings to the state. The group consisting of UMNO operatives, surrogates , fifth columnists and fellow racists like Akmal.

7. Didn't they say, Akmal has the blood of a warrior? A moronic warrior more like it.

8. Beware of these opinion shifters. Previously akmal was the hero defending the sanctity of Islam. Now he and UMNO are the victims, the result it seems because of Teresa's stubbornness.

9. Haven't UMNO or Akmal heard of the Malay saying -alang2 seluk pekasam, biar sampai ke lengan, terlajak perahu boleh diundur, terlak kata buruk padah nya. Or the English saying, having made the bed, you must now lie on it. Be an anak Jantan, man.

10. Apa tanda si anak Jantan, matinya ditengah gelanggng, tidurnya dipuncak gelombang, makanya ditebing panjang, langkahnya menghentam bumi etc.

11. How is it Teresa's questions on the halal certification issue be a cause of divisiveness but akmal's maniacal outburst and pejorative description of Teresa isn't?

12. Is it because Teresa who questions the halal certification thing is a Chinese, while Akmal is Malay protected by the hak istimewa orang melayu? Itu macam ka aney?

13. An equally toxic statement threatening the unity of the Unity Government were the statements issued by nurjazlan Mohamed Rahmat.

14. Some of the contentious things he said. The Chinese are opportunistic people. It would be easy for the Dap to convince the. It's easy because the dap has its red bean army. These statements ought to be disputed by dap leaders.

15. Meaning, what's not said are:- if UMNO is the government, it will not and can't give the Chinese equal opportunities. It will discriminate against the Chinese as of right . Because the Chinese are by nature opportunistic as defined by jazlan, they are naturally ravenous and rapacious people.

16. UMNO, because of its untruthful nature will never be able to convince the Chinese and will never be able to gain the trust of the Chinese. UMNO does the Ali baba method- farms out the task of gaining Chinese support to DAP.

17. What's not said is that UMNO has no faith in its uncle Tom partners, MCA and MIC to garner non Malay votes .

18. By describing the Chinese as opportunistic, UMNO betrays it's natural mistrust and dislike of the Chinese. Why should the Chinese want to support UMNO when you have jokers like akmal and nurjazlan Mohamed running around?

19. No, it's not easy for the Dap to convince the Chinese ( read wiser) to support UMNO. Precisely because you have a toxic and defective product to sell in the first place. DAP people would require the skills of people selling ice to the Eskimos to convince the Chinese. And the Chinese are picky buyers

20. Finally, it is said , it's task would be made easy because it has the 'red bean army'.

21. Umno is playing the same old record invoking the non existent red bean army. The army only exists in the imagination of UMNO bigots and racist. There is no red bean army while UMNO has its cyber troopers. Who's zooming who?.

22. Don't you all see, the statements of nurjazlan is a preemptive ploy to explain a possible loss of UMNO? If it loses, it can then blame that loss on DAP.

23. Actually, this mahkota buy election ( not by- election) causes more hurt to DAP. It is better for Dap to do it's normal duty rather than going all out to campaign for despicable UMNO. Remember, Dap is fighting for PH, not UMNO. Unfortunately in this mahkota buy- election, the lines between campaigning for PH and UMNO are blurred. The dap finds itself in a situation where you swallow your mother dies, if you spit it out, your father dies!

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Part 2 of the halal certification issue. Tales by an unknown blogger.

1. Akmal Saleh may be a medical doctor. But that qualification is certainly and proven in fact as no sign of superior intelligence. In retorting to Teresa's opinions, he was careless and impetuous.

2. His caveman politics immediately comes to the fore. He takes a club and bashes people who opposes him on the head. He has a tunnel thinking level.

3. He and people of his persuasion and temperament, adopt the shoot first and ask questions later. Whomsoever touches some administrative aspects of Islam they go into fits of irrational anger .

4. The racists, bigots and religious zealots get unnecessarily fired up because of Teresa's concerns about the halal certification issue. It's the halal certificate yes, not aqidah.

5. Teresa kok was berated because her concerns arose because of her ignorance of the meaning of Halal. Her worries it is said comes from an Islam hater, an Islamophobic, her actions tantamount to meddling of Islamic matters. The PN rottweilers are accusing her of insolence and biadap.

6. Umno fifth columnists in the social media are quick at milking the issue. They write of Teresa of causing disunity, DAP is causing trouble again. Is not causing trouble imply keeping quite even if you disagree?

7. I am sure many non Muslims, not only Teresa know that Muslims don't eat carcasses, pork, lard or blood etc. They certainly know that halal encapsulates cleanliness, hygiene, food preparation etc.

8. If halal also means that, that covers most of the Muslim eateries. Especially at mamak stalls where we don't want shirtless cooks and Mr rat and Mr cockroach scurrying around.

9. If as tuan Ibrahim tuan Man says, Muslims have rights over the halalness or haramness of food stuffs, then because of Halal requirements, Muslims have rights over cleanliness, hygiene etc, don't they?

10. We will not dwell indefinitely about what concerns and worries Ms Teresa. Her concerns provide me, a Malay and a Muslim to ask several inconvenient questions.

11. Has anybody stop to ask why is it, that food joint operators, Muslims and non Muslims chose to air and channel their worries to mother Teresa?

12. Why didn't they go to Akmal , pas leaders or PN rottweilers? Because these leaders have tunnel vision and because the food joint operators don't trust them .

13. Don't you think that's a terrible indictment on the determination of these leaders to fight against a possible form of social injustice? You cant trust UMNO pas or pn people.

14. I look at the halal certification issue as a money making machine, as an oppressive tool, as a means to affirm the master slave relations and a means to show who's boss in Malaysia.

15. Don't be misled into believing that this halal non halal certification exercise is for spiritual salvation per se. It's a money making machine disguised as a religious commandment . Let's see the money trail .

16. If there's halal sticker, there has to be a non halal sticker. That's how you establish the status of halalness. The foodjoints selling halal food products are obvious. Those selling pork, alcohol, lard etc are non halal right?

17. This means JAKIM will issue 2 stickers. This generate income X which can be millions .

18. Next they will carry out a CF exercise to certify the foodjoints are clean, hygienic, heathywise etc. This generates income Y. The sum of X and Y represents big money for JAKIM.

19. JAKIM doesn't produced anything, but a legislative construct, fleeced money from food industry operators . Better still if the halal thing is done seemingly on religious grounds.

20. Sure, we interview some Muslim operators. Because of religious affinity and smarminess, they all say they won't compromise on religious commandments.

21. But wait untill they find out,they have to fork out a few thousand ringgit to get the halal certificate

22. The very same people will scream blue murder accusing the PH government as oppressive. Not helping poor people.

23. We can understand the responses of PAS and bersatu barking dogs. But what of UMNOs response? Does it forget it's also part of PH? Perhaps it's better for UMNO to be in


the opposition. 24. Imagine if halal certification is mandatory for all. Pasar malam operators would have to display it, stall, kiosk and food court operators would have to display it. Restaurants in pulau ketam and kukup or in pangkor would have to display it . Restaurants in hotels even airlines would have to display it. See the billions JAKIM would be raking money. Welcome to the bosskue club. Apa mahu malu?

25. Who's printing the halal- non halal stickers? JAKIM has probably farmed it out to some Chinese companies.

26. Surely not directly to these Chinese companies. But through intermediary companies owned probably by JAKIM hotshots, Muslim clerics or horrors, by UMNO warlords .

27. If so, then as per akmal's dictat, the owners of these intermediary companies, must stick a special sticker on their foreheads or some strategic part of their anatomy.

28. It must read-the halal and non halal stickers have been circumcised and ' sibghah'. Ie have been circumcised and baptized in holy water .

29. Don't you think this is fair if Teresa kok have to paste a non halal sticker on her forehead?

30. I have a nagging problem. What if a Muslim joint meet the requirements of halal food items but failed to meet requirements of hygiene, cleanliness and health? And what if non Muslim joints failed in terms of food material but meet the requirements on hygiene, cleanliness, health, technology and food handling etc? Mahu bikin apa?

31. Halalram?

32. If you read carefully the proposal, it's meant for companies selling pork, alcohol,lard etc. In other words , for joints operated by non Muslims?

33. You non Muslims don't care about that? The mandatory requirement proposal discriminates against you. By implication, the requirement is not mandatory to Muslim operators. Have you ever seen a Muslim eatery displaying a no pork no alcohol sticker? Nahi!

34. In so far proposing the mandatory requirement, JAKIM is only furthering UMNOs neo nazi version of religion. Weaponising religion to discriminate.

35. The mandatory proposal also serves to entrench UMNOs master race ideology. The only other group pursuing this ideology was Hitler's Nazism

36. By forcing the indians and Chinese to follow the requirement, JAKIM is showing who is the master race and who's boss in Malaysia.

37. While this kind of nonsense is going on, we are busy promoting the 'ini kita' advertisement on TV. We put on an elaborate show declaring kita sama, anak India, Cina kadazan anak kita. At the same time we allow scumbags like Akmal, UMNO and JAKIM to try enforce the master race ideology, pursue it's Klu Klux Klanish idealogy and Jim crow laws

38. Wak47 may say the verbal spat between Akmal and Teresa may have ended. He speaks for himself. Akmal will remain the petulant child. Teresa has spoken about something which ramifications are beyond what she herself has envisaged. The floodgates are already opened.

39. Many of us are disgusted at akmal's description of Teresa as a nyonya tua. But I also note that the nyonya can cause some sexcitement in the MP from lengkawi. Wasn't he the one who fantasizes the nyonya tua wearing nothing?

40. Many was surprised at the PMs reprimand on Teresa. The matter wasn't even discussed at cabinet level, yet nana non was displeased at Teresa's comments. Perhaps he wanted to out- Muslim the others.

41. I am surprised though he didn't display love and care for Teresa after he said he learns these lessons from Alex Ferguson.

42. Except I am confused as to which Alex Ferguson he talked of. The Alex Ferguson I know is a Scotsman, hailing from Scotland with a thick Scottish accent. There must be another Alex Ferguson running around in the fish and chips kingdom, hailing from east London speaking with a heavy cockney accent.

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The halal certification issue. Tales by an unknown Malaysian. No.15. Watch for part 2.

1. There seems to be a deep state in the cyber social media. The UMNO way of thinking media operatives have penetrated deep in social media reporting.

2. By a deep state, we mean the ever lurking presence of media operatives, colluding with media owners who are determined to amplify and embellish sensitive issues .

3. Their purpose is always to create mistrust, friction and antagonism among the various races in Malaysia. They won't rest until the dominant race overwhelms the other races. In other words, other races must acknowledge that the malays are the master race. Everything they want must be enforced fully.

4. Hence the recent uncouth and uncivilized response by the maniacal UMNO youth head , was seized as an opportunity to create mistrust and suspicion between chiefly, Malays an Chinese.

5. We have not been paying attention or largely ignored these elements of the 5th estate, operating through the social media, purveying their havoc creating and malicious viewpoints.

6. The presence of these racist and bigoted groupings with outlier viewpoints cannot be underestimated. Their viewpoints have slowly become mainstream.

7. Their purpose is to sow seeds of dissension, mistrust and suspicions on non malays. They create strife, pit one race against one another

8. Without many realising it,that's the UMNO way of thinking. Always furthering the master-slave social structure.

9. So beware of this insidious groupings of just-reached puberty holders of outlier viewpoints. Their main purpose is to create strife within our society .

10. So, the retort by cincalok eating maniacal UMNO youth head is given much prominence and sense of chest thumping triumphalism.

11. You can't help , but sense a tone of triumphalism when akmal says nyonya tua and paste a non halal certificate on Teresa's forehead .

12. Well, the joke's on you, Herr oberst akmal. It reflects your bigotism, racism and perennial animosity and antagonism towards non malays. And sadly your upbringing.

13. He's certainly not the person that malays want to be represented by. Non malays abhor him. But don't expect the not so bright wak47 to realise this. He's just thinking that akmal is a useful idiot to apply pressure on Nana Non.

14. I look at the halal certification issue a little differently. Here's my thinking.

15. Long time ago, Sukarno said that give the average Indonesian a set of unform, he thinks he has unbridled authority and gets big headed. The same could be said of the malays

16. Giving a license to JAKIM people is like giving a uniform to the average Malay. He thinks he has unbridled authority and gets big headed. Especially giving a uniform to skulled cap mofos

17. Giving sole authority to JAKIM can open the floodgates to corruption abuse of power and all sort of wrongdoings to these guardians of our belly .

18. Don't give us the BS saying that because these people are malays and soldiers of God, they won't do these shenanigans. Remember, Kalau tak makan suap bukan melayu dan yang kuat makan suap sekali ialah orang UMNO,!

19. The JAKIM officers may ask for under the counter money or some other forms of gratification.

20. Let me ' story you'. Long time ago, when I was an UMNO adun , I came across a typical case involving a Malay Kuantan city council official .

21. A single mother applied for a stall from the Kuantan city council. The officer said he will support her application. By the way, said the officer. I am going for a kursus in genting. Will you accompany me?

22. How would you know if some JAKIM officers will not do something similar as a condition to get a halal certificate?

23. Giving a JAKIM officer without having safeguards or some others watching over him is a sure recipe for some wrong doings.

24. We just don't trust these divinely inspired goons looking out for Islamic interests, including halalising the F&B industry. Almost always, those who claim to look out for Islamic interests are the ones violating them . Look at those looking out for TH. TH is now in dire straits . The same could happen to JAKIM.

25. Let's be clear. The management of Islamic affairs is the sole prerogative of the Muslims. Non Muslims cannot absolutely interfere in its affairs.

26. Not unless it infringes on the rights of non Muslims . The recent ' interference 'of Teresa kok must be seen in this perspective.

27. By her own admission, voicing reservations about the halal certification issue is not interfering in Islam. We have no reasons to disbelieve her, unless we can prove otherwise - in court. Not within Akmal's mentally challenged audience.

28. Having removed this issue, let's examine the motives of the halal certification by JAKIM.

29 . Even as Muslims, we have reasons to suspect and doubt anything done by JAKIM. Didn't the public saw JAKIM complicit in the meat scandal at one time. Weren't there meat cartels selling off kangaroo and horse meat to Muslims and other consumers?

30. Either JAKIM didn't know about it because it's officers were busy playing with their dicks or JAKIM has earlier on practised its own DNAA-do nothing at all.

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Sakmongkol the unknown blogger

1. From henceforth, I shall be known as sakmongkol the blogger. No more the AK47 suffix. There are a few reasons for this change.

2. The AK47 is a gun. It symbolizes violence. I disavow any forms of physical violence. Especially in the transfer of political power. It should be done as permitted by democracy. Through elections. So, out with violence. Power does not grow out of the barrel of the gun .

3. It may sound comical. 47 is the number of charges proffered against the Japanese neanderthal. I vehemently protest the DNAA- do nothing at all. It's mathematically and statistically impossible for some of the charges not to stick. The judiciary and the AGC have a warped sense of mathematics.

4. Therefore I do not want to be associated with the suffix 47 in any way. That's it.

5. So I humbly ask readers to adjust to the new blog name. I shall continue to write in the same style. As a matter of factly and in your face style. Or in the words of Tan Chee Koon, without fear or favour.

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Blackrock and MAHB. Tales by an unknown Malaysian. No. 14.

1. As an economist, I looked at the black rock-MAHB issue differently. In my mind, black rock shouldn't be faulted for planning or deciding to purchase equity from MAHB.
2. From the perspective of politics, there has been a universal condemnation on black rocks planned or consummated purchase of equity in MAHB
3. Bloggers, vbloggers, politicians have written extensively on this issue.
4. For instance, the blogger, finance tweeter has written an exhaustive and well researched article on black rock. Readers are recommended to read that article. Hishamuddin Rais, a man whom I admired since his UMSU days, have spoken many times on this issue.
5. Politicians of various shades spoke on this. Dr Mahathir the Great has spoken on this .
6. Almost all are united in their condemnation of BR's purchase. Perhaps justifiably so because of BR's umbilical links to Israel. For various reasons including security .
7. Umno is understandably quiet on this issue. Either it doesn't know or because it worships money especially if the money is gotten free or secured through the Najib method. Or unless the buyer is KK Mart.
8. I cannot add any more to these persuasive arguments. I am a 'samdol' from this political perspective.
9. The UMNO and Dr Mahathir s prescription on the MAHB problem is predictable. MAHB should go to Putrajaya , bowl in hand as money from the government to bail it out. That's the UMNO and Dr Mahathir way out .
10. This is where the economist in me disagree with TEM. I will ask the following questions.
11. The basic question is this. Why is it necessary for MAHB to sell an arm and a leg? Why why?
12. To me that means MAHB is a losing concern, a badly and improperly run business.
13. If it lost money because it was badly managed and improperly run, then it deserved to gobroke. If MAHB had gone to Putrajaya and asked nana non to have it bailed out, that would have been unconscionable
14. That would be asking taxpayers to pay for the reasons that caused MAHB to lose money in the first place. Tiu sama lu!
15. As an aside, all government owned companies which lose money shouldn't be allowed to see the finance minister alone. They must appear before a parliamentary financial aid committee to justify their request. The committee must then have the request debated in parliament.
16. You cibais, don't think it's that easy to fleece taxpayers money. By the way, what happened to sapura energy? Has the government bailed them out on the quiet? News about it have been hushed hushed .
17. It's a consolation that MAHB didn't go to Putrajaya and asked nana non to bail it out. Or if did go to putrajaya, the government showed them their 2 fingers .
18. MAHB was incorporated as a private limited company. It's a profit centre, if it makes losses , it deserves to die as per free Enterprise system.
19. MAHB did the next best thing. Go into the market to find parties to buy up equity in MAHB. The found a buyer by the name of black rock.
20. You want money don't u? So why does it matter if black rock has got Israeli pedigree? If you are not happy, ask the 10 richest Malaysian companies to buy up 30-40% equity in MAHB. Out of Uber patriotic reasons.
21. Any incoming investor will want most of the old management team members in MAHB removed, because they were the ones who caused MAHB to lose money in the first place. That would be the right thing to do, what?
22. The Mahathir and the UMNO way of solving the MAHB issue is to have the government bail out MAHB. The media would be screaming, bail it out, it's a bumiputera operated outfit.
23. I don't think the same vigor and agitations would accompany MAHB if it were a company run by Mr poh kee mak or Mr tong Sam pah.
24. I am a Malay too. But I don't suffer nor do I subscribe to the 'melayu Uber alles' mentality .
25. Which is, that the CEO and most of MAHB's management team must mandatorily be malays. If they are no good and competent, they ought to be replaced by other abler and competent malays or even better non Malay Malaysians.
26. Our priority is MAHB not being trapped by the ethnicity claptrap. We, after all don't care whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice .
27. Why do I not care at all if the CEO is not a Malay? Because having a Malay as CEO is no sure recipe for success. He doesn't bring with him a sure guarantee of success more so if he is incompetent.
28. I am fed up of the racial stereotyping, very vigorous when describing non malays, but deliberately leaving out the stereotype description of the malays.
29. The full stereotype phrases should read:- kalau tak membelit bukan India, Klau tak menipu bukan cina, kalau tak rasuah bukan melayu , melayu yang paling rasuah ialah UMNO. Instead of limiting the stereotype description to non malays only .
30. The UMNO and the Mahathir solution to the MAHB issue is predictable. The government MUST bail out MAHB because it's run and operated by bumiputeras, albeit incompetent ones.
31. Prompted by the ' melayu Uber alles' mentality, some people insist that old bumiputera management be retained, refusing to acknowledge that this team was responsible for MAHB's loss in the 1st place.
32. Or if they are replaced, they are replaced by the same privileged and incompetent mofos . Not by abler people
33. Following the old way, the outcome is inevitable. The business will be run by incompetent fools and be mired in corruption. Remember the steriotypical description? Kalau bukan rasuah bukan melayu
34. It's not always good to be always proud of your ethnic lineage! A little humbing and reality check is always in order. What is the word usually used by apologetic liberals? Ah yes, muhasabbah diri!
35. We have to swallow the bitter pill. Whenever a government owned business is led by a Malay hegemonic group, imbued with melayu Uber alles mentality, the business will usually fail. Look at MAS, felda, tabung Haji, felcra, risda, LTAT etc .
36. It has come to the point of incredulity hasn't it? MAHB has a monopoly over its business and yet it failed . It's forced to sell it's equity to raise capital. That reveals a lot about it's top management and MAHB. Its top management is incompetent and MAHB is poorly run.
37. The elements constituting its stature as a poorly run company are possibly many. Incompetent top management, profligate spending ( MAHB could have its own panamera brigade) bad investments and hear this, rampant corruption. At the back of top management's mind, it's spend baby spend. Not enough can always ask nana non.
38. Let's not be maniacally vociferous about black rock , let's also be the same about the causes forcing MAHB to sell its equity.
39. In the end , if you don't manage money, manpower, business strategies, you will be forced to sell your Birkin handbag .

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One swallow does not a summer make. Tales by an unknown Malaysian. No. 13

1. The UMNO victory at nenggiri doesn't remove the fact that UMNO is the most destructive force to the Malay community and Malaysia .

2. The other destructive force is PAS. It's the two sides of the same coin. One leverages on neo principles, the other on religious fascism .

3. It's a clash between 2 falsehoods. In the nenggiri case, the party that promote the greater falsehood, won. I was wrong in my prediction but I hold my perception about UMNOs neo Nazism principles and Zahids untrustworthy nature to be true.

4. Come on, don't tell me the question about UMNOs self worth or maruah only rears its head only in nenggiri where it won. At other places like kemaman, kkb and sungai bakap, UMNO hides its maruah in its pants.

5. So hold you horses Mr umno sec gen- one swallow does not a summer make. Umno is synonymous with corruption, abuse of power, subversion of the law and general lawlessness. Where has UMNO got self worth or maruah?

6. The amour propre of UMNO is that of a thief, when not caught thinks he is the most honest person.

7. So don't pontificate to us about morality. People from UMNO are the last persons to do that .

8. If the UMNO secgen now finds the courage to talk about maruah, it confirms that all the while UMNO has no maruah. At nenggiri, it secures power by any means necessary.

9. We are not impressed when umno start listing the factors leading to their victory. There were no magical factors accounting for their victory la . They used the same underhanded tactics as usual.

10. Umno did as what Blackadder of the comedy series Blackadder did. First it says it will campaign on issues not personalities. They had none of both. 2nd, we will offer the people, the only fresh menu on the plate. That's not unique because PAS offered the same thing.

11. It's the 3rd reason which was the deciding factor at nenggiri. 3rd of course,we will cheat. Umno cannot win unless it cheats .

12. Don't piously and endearingly say , oh it's because UMNO finds it more effective giving ceramahs to small groups and being good neighbors visiting people and perhaps kissing them on their cheeks.

13. Sure, UMNO people pretend to be good neighbors but they bring along gifts, grocery items, cooking equipments such as microwave ovens and perhaps envelopes containing 'denak' money.

14. Some other idiots say there were at least 10 reasons contributing to UMNOs victory. They can't hide the proud and triumphant declaration of these points . 10 sacred reasons.

15. The reasons include the active participation of various state UMNOs, ceramahs in small groups, adopting households etc.

16. Umno people from other states would adopt a particular are and do their stuff.

17. Well, that's a lot of bull. Umno has been doing all that in every election. Some worked but many don't and were ineffective.

18. The methods worked in Nenggiri. They were ineffective in Sungai Bakap. Irrelevant in kkb. Worked strenuously in pelangai. It won there but it's majority was reduced. They failed completely in Kemaman . So UMNOs methods are not universally applicable.

19. Really, UMNOs methods worked in nenggiri because of the Tengku Razaleigh Hamzah factor .

20. The victory in nenggiri proved without a doubt, that the hermit of langgak golf has substantial influence in civet cat cave, nenggiri included .

21. But friends , Malaysians and countrymen, lend me your ears. TRH is an endemic species. He exists only in and for Gua Musang. His influence envelopes Gua Musang and its DUN constituencies.

22. There's no another TRH elsewhere in the country for UMNO. Which means, the victory in nenggiri cannot be necessarily replicated elsewhere. But you can't expect the UMNO inbreds to know this, can you?

23. So the UMNO audience and other cerebrally challenged malays can continue to listen to the BS to be issued forth from the youtubes of Laurel Lokman and Hardie hijaz.

24. Also, don't you think that if you have the secret recipe to win, it would be stupid of you to spill the beans in public? The UMNO penchant for misinforming people knows no bounds!

25. The real reasons for the victory I suspect, are reasons not told to the public. These include bribing voters, giving gifts, grocery items, cooking instruments, tvs, microwave ovens and other freebies. So umno people, don't overestimate your victory in nenggiri. Pay attention to the saying, one swallow does not a summer make.

26. It seems the saying is ignored and is falling on deaf ears. Umno men and women, stop being sanctimonious mofos. Stop giving us the red herring reasons to hide your true turd self .

27. The victory at nenggiri has caused UMNO to revert to its usual conceited, entitled hideous self. UMNOs victory is causing UMNO to become the belligerent and bellicose party that it truly is . Thea leopard can never changed its spots

28. One victory has emboldened and is causing UMNO to become its antagonistic, quarrelsome, mutinous and petulant self. Success at nenggiri has gone to its head.

29. Prompted by this victory, we can already hear some swashbuckling voices emanating from the conference of UMNO inbreds over the past 3 days. As usual, what's supposed to come out from the posterior comes out from the mouth .

30. We will list some idiotic noises coming from the PAU , on which we shall comment only briefly.

31. First, there some contestable statements coming from UMNOs maniacal youth head. Umno must regain it's dominance, UMNO reserve the right to work with other than PH, UMNO is prepared to contest alone in GE16, the youth wing endorse Mr X to contest in Tanjung buy election not by you know.

32. It's not as if you will something, it becomes. It's not as if you say Kun, things will be. Umno is 3 million strong but there are 29 other Malaysians whose approval you require , here major!

33. If you think by just will-ing it, it will become you are really delusional. That UMNO reserves the right to work or sleep with anyone is prepared to contest alone , UMNO d must have its head examined.thats a veiled threat to PH which YAB wazir Nana Non must take note.

34. PH has not even decided on whom will contest in makhota, UMNO and UMNO youth in particular wants one Syed Hussein to contest there. As usual, true to its character, umno wants as of right, to put their man as candidate in makhota. Hold your dicks please. Let PH decides. Amanah too has got valid reasons to want it's candidate there.

35. It's a mistake to extrapolate it's victory in nenggiri as ensuring continued success for UMNO. Malays will not come back in droves to support UMNO. Remember, Gua Musang has a Trh, what's in makhota? Nasi ambeng?

36. Frisky and itchified wanita says, let's ignore PN. They must be election deniers. Didn't PN now is effectively replacing UMNO as the spokesperson ? And didn't PN won more seats that the meagre number that UMNO won? So ignore PN at it's peril. You are not aware that PN is creeping behind you and lifting your sarong!

37. Umno is really a political party where the constellation of anarchists take place. The majority of its leadership knows of no law except the law that favours them. The law is only just if it benefits them . Power to them authorizes them to plunder the country. They are also a cocksure lot

38. UMNO does not recognize any laws other than those that favour them. If they don't favour them, the law is not just. For example, the law is just only if it exonerates Najib, ignores the crime committed, pardoned and freed. Malays are seemingly entitled to break the law and are entitled to be pardoned thereafter. The point is, malays are not, only UMNO leaders are .
39. The recent UMNO general assembly was an occasion where it flashes its calling card. It's saying:-
40. We reject the election results. The voters are stupid. We are still dominant. We reserve the right to work with fellow racists. Or we go solo in the 16GE.
41. We are racists. We apologise only to malays. Other Malaysians can fuck off. We are entitled to plunder the country's coffers. That's hak istimewa UMNO .
42. The law cannot touch us. We will ask Najib be pardoned and freed. So that he can guide us to plunder properly


43. So friends and countrymen, let's ask these questions. Is UMNO qualified to form the next government without being xenophobic racists, can it be a government that takes care of all of us , can it be fair and does not favour itself or its friends, not compromise on corruption, uphold the rule of law etc?

44. If the answers to most of these questions are in the negative, let us all read the last rites for UMNO.

45. After doing a cost benefit analysis, I'd rather stick with the government of Nana Non .

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UMNO at Nenggiri. The charge of the light brigade seems a sound military decision. Tales by an unknown Malaysian. No. 12

1. Let me be crystal clear. In the nenggiri elections, it's not that I support pas. It's that I don't want UMNO to win.

2. When I hear pas or on campaigning, I hear a lot of rubbish. But with UMNO, what's supposed to come out from the posterior of the anatomy, comes out from its mouth .

3. It's therefore a question of a lesser of two evils. PN is less evil than UMNO at nenggiri.

4. Have you ever wondered about the more absence of Tengku Razaleigh? He's the pengarah pilihanraya Nenggiri. But his absence far outweighs his nominal presence. He was appointed the advisor to UMNO. But his advice is more often ignored . The elder statesman is just a trophy. Or like the malays say, he is like a Quran buruk .

5. You can use it. But you can't discard it away either. So you wrap it in a cloth and keep it high on a shelve. So that people or animals don't walk over it.

6. I am sure, how he is treated is not lost on the hermit of langgak golf.

7. The gentleman in Malaysian politics is the only leader who genuinely wants the malays move up the social ladder HONOURABLY. And for all Malaysians in general. Truly he is the PM we were denied.

8. He has lost UMNO of old. The UMNO now, is the UMNO hijacked by buccaneers, plunderers, robbers and men with no ethics. UMNO is the rancid food when consumed, gives you a violent tummy ache .

9. Umno is toxic and a cyanide poison to the Malay community. You gradually die or suffer instant death. Associating with UMNO robs you independent thinking. You become just digits to be manipulated by people like wak47 and bosskue

10. What accounts for this toxicity which UMNO brings? In a nutshell, is it's neo nazi version of the 3Rs .

11. But first we must get out of the mental rut and mental block of believing that only UMNO represents the ideal of race religion and royalty .

12. Every Malaysian has varying levels of affinity to the 3Rs. UMNO claims to be the sole spokesman for the 3Rs and more disastrous, gives the 3Rs the neo nazi flavour .

13. If you were to ask Ambiga and Kit Siang whether they are nationalists, they will unequivocally say yes they are. But not in the way UMNO wants them to be.

14. UMNO doesn't want us to be nationalists but neo Nazi nationalists. It's brand of nationalism finds expression in ordinary things, like condemning Hannah Yeoh for congratulating the Thai badminton player. Preventing Hannah from doing that is like condoning Hitler for not shaking Jesse Owens's hand.

15. Umno doesn't want people to have faith, but wants people to believe in the way it does.

16. UMNO doesn't want people to be loyal subjects to the king but unquestioning dolts like it wants people to be.

17. That's the neo nazi flavoured 3Rs UMNO wants us to live by. Well, in this zaman sains and Tekno coli, where people no longer live in the stone age, umno is becoming increasingly irrelevant.

18. Whatever UMNO does, all the sly and underhanded tactics at nenggiri, it's like the charge of the light brigade. An exercise in futility!

19. Not because pas is a better party. The campaigns done by the discredited Anuar Musang and friends and the ularmaks of pas were also rubbish . But pas is the lesser evil .

20. You can see the writing on the wall. When umno loses it will blame tengku razaleigh. TRH didn't perform as the pengarah pilihanraya. At nomination day he was not around. At the UMNO candidate's first walk about he didn't participate. It was wak47 who declared the candidate as TRH' s choice. Tengku did not say anything about this. Ever wondered why?

21. It means that even TRH thinks that the election at nenggiri is a gone case. How can a candidate mired in the scandals in felcra and Kedar be TRH's choice?

22. The people of nenggiri has been lied to by wak47. Lying is 2nd nature to the Javanese neanderthal. Here's why.

23. Didn't wak penorogo and the bugis modern day pirate go to TRH's house bringing the message that UMNOs politburo has endorsed the Kelantan prince as PM? 2 weeks later wak47 made a detour and endorsed weakling Ismail Sabri as PM.

24. Wak jahid must have realised that TRH is not a puppet with which you can pull strings or a buffalo whose nostrils you can shove a rope through. But with Ismail Sabri , UMNO and Zahid can disrespect and trivialize at any time .

25. That's the kind of UMNO that is being offered to the people of nenggiri. A party led by a habitual liar and a party which is a constellation of the bottom feeders of society. Umno has no future .

26. Some people say that UMNO can win X number of seats in GE16 and a feller from UMNO will be PM 11.

27. That's delusional thinking. With it's toxicity and neo Nazi 3Rs, UMNO will be lucky to win 15 seats.

28. It's also a kind of thinking that can't shake off it's entitlement mentality. A person from UMNO is somehow entitled as of right to become PM. God is an UMNO member kah?

29. Then there is this hope that UMNO will rise. That's a wet dream of that person. Hope is for losers. Winners work for something . Work, as opposed to being given gratuitously, is anathema to UMNO.

30. I am a Malay too. I just don't subscribe to UMNOs vulgar thinking. That's all!

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