Ramai merindukan UMNO kembali.....ke rahmatullah. Devil's advocate series 59.

1. Sebab2 mengapa rakyat menolak UMNO dalam pru15, sekarang terserlah pada pembubaran DUN Johor 

2. Keangkuhan, kesombongan, cakap besar serta pekikan bergaduh, semuanya mendahului kemasukan UMNO dalam gelanggang. 

3. Internet serta sosmed dibanjiri dengan ampu2 dari algojo2 UMNO. 

4. Dibanjiri dengan alasan serta sebab2 kita meluat serta membenci UMNO sebermulanya 

5. Anjing2 ribaan UMNO mengibaratkan UMNO sebagai cakrawala dimana seluruh Dunia revolves around it. 

6. Seolah olah tanpa UMNO, orang melayu akan mati bergelimpangan. 

7. UMNO tidak berkuasa di Kelantan, Trengganu, nyawa2 ikan di Pahang, tidak berkuasa di Perlis ,Kedah, n9, tidak di Selangor, tidak di wp, tidak di Sabah serta tidak ada di Sarawak. 

8. Ada kita lihat orang melayu mati bergelimpangan? 

9. Ertinya, secara mutlaknya, orang melayu tidak memerlukan UMNO untuk hidup. 

10. Misalnya, saya melayu. Saya tidak memerlukan UMNO untuk mensertifikasikan saya orang melayu. Begitu juga dengan tuan2. 

11. UMNO hanyalah seekor harimau kertas. Yang mengkhayalkan hari2 kegemilangan nya yang telah hilang. 

12. Hari2 khayalan tersebut di gembar gemburkan oleh anjing2 ribaan UMNO di sosmed dan internet 

13. Naratif yang paling menjengkilkan kita ialah claim yang kata rakyat rindukan kembali nya UMNO ke pangkuan kuasa 

14. Cer beritahu teman, rakyat mana yang merindukan sang rembulan 

15. Katalah , UMNO ada 3 juta ahli. Tak semua gerenti sokong UMNO atas 1001sebab. Mungkin meluat tengok wajah wak J. 

16. Katalah , dalam keadaan sekarang, kebencian bukan kerinduan, UMNO dapat 1.5 juta nangoi2 yang sokong UMNO membabi buta kerana UMNO mainkan sentimen bangsa, agama serta tanah air(raja. 

17. Katalah pulà jumlah yang boleh mengundi ialah 70% dari population, yakni 21 juta orang 

18. Ertinya ada kira2 16 juta tolak UMNO. Atau lebih kurang, setiap 1 undi ke UMNO, ada 4 yang menolak. 

19. Maka teruskalah wok, claimlah bahawa rakyat mahu UMNO kembali.,...ke rahmatullah! 

20. Maka UMNO Johor masuk gelanggang bukan dengan keyakinan tapi dengan ancaman pupus. 

21. Bukannya Onn Hafiz tapi Onn habis! 

22. Ada orang lihat Onn mengistiharkan pembubaran DUN Johor? 23. Habis semua makhlul di rangkulnya 

24. Bangsa melayu, bangsa johor, Allah serta perkenan Tuanku Johor. 

25. Hello encik, Tuanku perkenankan pembubaran, bukannya perkenankan rakyat supaya sokong UMNO 

26. Tuanku itu, sultan kepada semua orang bukan sultan hanya pada orang UMNO. 

27. Allah pulà bukanya berada pihak UMNO je. God is not on the side of UMNO only 

28. Baik anta berjaga ya akhi Onn, kalu anta claim Allah berada pihak awak, anta akan di qunut nazilahkan oleh Ustaz pas! 

29. Maka biarlah keangkuhan serta kesombongan mendahului UMNO Johor dalam pertarungan 'Bila timbul cinta (untuk orang lain), pertarungan tidak berguna'. Ahmad + Daud normadiah. 

30. Orang akan lihat juga kerakusan UMNO mendapatkan kuasa. 

31. PRN ada tempoh 1 tahun lebih lagi. Tapi UMNO Johor nak juga. Kerana tamak serta haloba 

32. Kali ini saya kena setuju dengan lobakman, PRN Johor akan membawa malapetaka pada UMNO.

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UMNO at Nenggiri. The charge of the light brigade seems a sound military decision. Tales by an unknown Malaysian. No. 12

1. Let me be crystal clear. In the nenggiri elections, it's not that I support pas. It's that I don't want UMNO to win.

2. When I hear pas or on campaigning, I hear a lot of rubbish. But with UMNO, what's supposed to come out from the posterior of the anatomy, comes out from its mouth .

3. It's therefore a question of a lesser of two evils. PN is less evil than UMNO at nenggiri.

4. Have you ever wondered about the more absence of Tengku Razaleigh? He's the pengarah pilihanraya Nenggiri. But his absence far outweighs his nominal presence. He was appointed the advisor to UMNO. But his advice is more often ignored . The elder statesman is just a trophy. Or like the malays say, he is like a Quran buruk .

5. You can use it. But you can't discard it away either. So you wrap it in a cloth and keep it high on a shelve. So that people or animals don't walk over it.

6. I am sure, how he is treated is not lost on the hermit of langgak golf.

7. The gentleman in Malaysian politics is the only leader who genuinely wants the malays move up the social ladder HONOURABLY. And for all Malaysians in general. Truly he is the PM we were denied.

8. He has lost UMNO of old. The UMNO now, is the UMNO hijacked by buccaneers, plunderers, robbers and men with no ethics. UMNO is the rancid food when consumed, gives you a violent tummy ache .

9. Umno is toxic and a cyanide poison to the Malay community. You gradually die or suffer instant death. Associating with UMNO robs you independent thinking. You become just digits to be manipulated by people like wak47 and bosskue

10. What accounts for this toxicity which UMNO brings? In a nutshell, is it's neo nazi version of the 3Rs .

11. But first we must get out of the mental rut and mental block of believing that only UMNO represents the ideal of race religion and royalty .

12. Every Malaysian has varying levels of affinity to the 3Rs. UMNO claims to be the sole spokesman for the 3Rs and more disastrous, gives the 3Rs the neo nazi flavour .

13. If you were to ask Ambiga and Kit Siang whether they are nationalists, they will unequivocally say yes they are. But not in the way UMNO wants them to be.

14. UMNO doesn't want us to be nationalists but neo Nazi nationalists. It's brand of nationalism finds expression in ordinary things, like condemning Hannah Yeoh for congratulating the Thai badminton player. Preventing Hannah from doing that is like condoning Hitler for not shaking Jesse Owens's hand.

15. Umno doesn't want people to have faith, but wants people to believe in the way it does.

16. UMNO doesn't want people to be loyal subjects to the king but unquestioning dolts like it wants people to be.

17. That's the neo nazi flavoured 3Rs UMNO wants us to live by. Well, in this zaman sains and Tekno coli, where people no longer live in the stone age, umno is becoming increasingly irrelevant.

18. Whatever UMNO does, all the sly and underhanded tactics at nenggiri, it's like the charge of the light brigade. An exercise in futility!

19. Not because pas is a better party. The campaigns done by the discredited Anuar Musang and friends and the ularmaks of pas were also rubbish . But pas is the lesser evil .

20. You can see the writing on the wall. When umno loses it will blame tengku razaleigh. TRH didn't perform as the pengarah pilihanraya. At nomination day he was not around. At the UMNO candidate's first walk about he didn't participate. It was wak47 who declared the candidate as TRH' s choice. Tengku did not say anything about this. Ever wondered why?

21. It means that even TRH thinks that the election at nenggiri is a gone case. How can a candidate mired in the scandals in felcra and Kedar be TRH's choice?

22. The people of nenggiri has been lied to by wak47. Lying is 2nd nature to the Javanese neanderthal. Here's why.

23. Didn't wak penorogo and the bugis modern day pirate go to TRH's house bringing the message that UMNOs politburo has endorsed the Kelantan prince as PM? 2 weeks later wak47 made a detour and endorsed weakling Ismail Sabri as PM.

24. Wak jahid must have realised that TRH is not a puppet with which you can pull strings or a buffalo whose nostrils you can shove a rope through. But with Ismail Sabri , UMNO and Zahid can disrespect and trivialize at any time .

25. That's the kind of UMNO that is being offered to the people of nenggiri. A party led by a habitual liar and a party which is a constellation of the bottom feeders of society. Umno has no future .

26. Some people say that UMNO can win X number of seats in GE16 and a feller from UMNO will be PM 11.

27. That's delusional thinking. With it's toxicity and neo Nazi 3Rs, UMNO will be lucky to win 15 seats.

28. It's also a kind of thinking that can't shake off it's entitlement mentality. A person from UMNO is somehow entitled as of right to become PM. God is an UMNO member kah?

29. Then there is this hope that UMNO will rise. That's a wet dream of that person. Hope is for losers. Winners work for something . Work, as opposed to being given gratuitously, is anathema to UMNO.

30. I am a Malay too. I just don't subscribe to UMNOs vulgar thinking. That's all!

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Those whom God wishes to destroy, he first makes lose rationality. Tales by an unknown Malaysian. No. 10

1. Have you heard of the Latin phrase like 'quos Deus vult orrdere, Perdere, Prius dementat? Those whom God wishes to destroy, He first deprives of reason'.

2. Or, if I were to be blunt, it means your asininity, imbecility, idiocy and plain stupidity will eventually catch up with you.

3. That's what happened to the stupidest yayasan anda former student, now unfortunately, our DPM.

4. At a rally,' solidarity with the Palestinians' wak47, the thug and the rough and tumble politician among others, shouted like a braying donkey, hidup Israel!

5. Sure, we know it was a slippage of the forked tongue, but he did not apologize for the horrific faux pas. Nor did the others present, including his teacher at Yayasan anda , PMX corrected him. It's a though the others were saying, lu punya kubor la wak.

6. It's a sign that his brain is watery. When he speaks he does not engage the brakes. He is careless and likes listening to his own voice.

7. That's a strong caveat for me, don't know about you. If wak47 speaks without a script or a teleprompter, it's likely that he is talking cock or mostly lying.

8. But more importantly to me, it's a sign of mental infirmity. Is this dude suited to be our DPM. Hello, nana non, show me your friends and I'll tell you who you are.

9. You are not exactly like the statue of liberty, with Lazarus s poem declaring:-

10. Give me your poor, your huddled masses, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore, the homeless, tempest lost ...

11. Instead you collect the UMNO thugs, the layabouts, the rejects , the no credibility crowd. U punya Hal la!

12. The more popular version of the Latin saying has it like those who he wants to destroy, He first makes mad. I wouldn't go as far as saying that wak is mad. However that is an ominous sign.

13. Perhaps that is an omen that will eventually see Zahid finished off. More importantly, with the expiration of Zahid, is the divine will that UMNO too succumbs. If that is God's will, which mortal can stop it?

14. While there appears that there is no one of national repute to replace wak47 as UMNO president, there is no denying that UMNO is led by a boring conceited yobo whose mental wholesomeness is suspect. The rendition of his speech is the usual UMNO speak that sees the audience as simple minded and unquestioning digits.

15. The first impending destruction of wak47 indicating his Prius dementat or impairment of his reason will be the imminent loss of Nenggiri.

16. There are a few reasons that will result in UMNOs defeat in Nenggiri. I shall cite a few.

17. It's the same old same old UMNO that is approaching Nenggiri. It's adapt or perish. It's not just saying UMNO has a secret strategy, it will win as a matter of course.

18. Umno uses the old and antiquated strategy of driving a wedge in it's opponent. It says Bersatu and pas are at odds. That's UMNOs broken record. Nobody listens to it anymore.

19. Then it stages a mass desertion of Bersatu members to UMNO. Hello, these deserters may be excess baggage only. So the riff raffs join UMNO, not strengthening but weakening it. But you can't expect wak47 to read this.

20. To rely on one person's influence and aura as a reason UMNO will win Nenggiri is stupid. TRH is the only Malay leader who genuinely wants to help Malays in particular and Malaysians in general, but his efforts are undermined by impertinent UMNO people with self interests.

21. Many UMNO people without an inkling about UMNOs history regard TRH as an 'old Quran ' and therefore trivialize his contributions. Only a few elevate his importance at Nenggiri but I am afraid that's a little and too late .the die is already cast. Nenggiri is a bridge too far for UMNO.

22. Trying to elevate the importance of ku li only for Nenggiri's sake but at other times ignoring the elder statesman is farcical on UMNOs part. But that is UMNO character.

23. Believe you me when I say now everyone says that Ku Li's influence will pull UMNO through, but when it loses, everyone will blame the hermit of langgak golf.

24. Have you heard about the theory of rational expectations in Economics? In a nutshell, it says people learnt from past experience, expect a certain course of action, then accordingly respond rationally in an appropriate manner.

25. Something similar is at work in politics. People know what UMNO has done in the past, see them done at Nenggiri and therefore people will respond rationally and act appropriately. The most appropriate response is to REJECT UMNO!

26. For these reasons, despite of some luminaries talking about some esoteric secret strategies of UMNO and despite some people's wet dream that UMNO will rise erect again, at Nenggiri it will bite the dust !

27. So u see, it's not only Zahid that God wishes to destroy but together with him UMNO. Both behave in unexpected ways ,all which add up to Prius dement at.

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Cucu Cicit Hang Tuah Kena Tipu

1. Saya melihat geng2 Abu Lahab dan Abu Jahal berhimpun menipu bangsa Melayu. Geng pukiwak ini terus menipu bangsa yang lena dalam masabodoh/kelalain mereka.

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Anak bersalin di Spore..
Anak belajar di Amerika..
Balik Msia IDUPPP MELAYU...

2. Setiap tahun,semasa PAU saya dengar bukan main gegak gempita dan goga wira dan wirawati umno memekik iidup Melayu! Pada hal yang sebenar mereka mahu ialah fulus dan meratah benda Allah yang ada di celah kankang mangsa jantan betina.

3. Hai,bilakah kita Melayu nak sedar, terutama Melayu cucu cicit Hang Tuah! Tidakkah kita Melayu nak muntah bila disajikan poster lahabau ini?

4. Izinkan saya memberi beberapa contoh. Setiap lapisan kepimpinan ialah Melayu. Tapi keadaan bangsa am nya tidak banyak berubah. Yang berjaya ialah yang menunggang bangsa dan golongan atasan.

5. Yang kedepan ialah PUTERA dalam bumipetera. Yakni putera raja dan putera atasan. Putera kedepan,BUMI ketinggalan di belakang. Bumi-PUTERA!

6. Poster jawa penorogo tu betul2 mempersendakan orang melakau. Lahawau betul!

7. Yang mengkhianati bangsa Melayu ialah Melayu sendiri. Terutama umno. Bila mereka memerintah mereka membagi bagi tanah sesama sendiri. Kunco2 yang dapat jual ke cina bukannya DAP.

8. Penjualan tanah berlaku ketika umno memerintah. Dalam zamah PH memerintah, ia tidak berlaku. DAP hanya sebagian dari PH dan tidak pernah merintah. Dan DAP tidak pernah meminta tanah.

9. Di Pulau Pinang ada kita dengar kerajaan nya berikrar tidak mahu beri Melayu tanah walaupun seinci? Dan kita jangan lupa pegawai2 pejabat daerah ramai Melayu. Yang khianat Melayu ialah Mim.

10. Umno itu bukan saja menipu, tapi ia juga mengkhianati bangsa dan bapak rasis.

11. Saya melihat dalam perhimpunan geng2 Abu Lahab wa Abu Jahal mein fuhrer Najib ada dibarisan depan. Bukankah si lahabau ini pernah berkata akan membasahi keris dengan darah cina? Wow!

12. Ini lah satu sikap hipokrasi pemimpin Melayu umno. Anti Cina hanyalah satu rhetorik saja. Takde telur nya . Orang Pekan kata takde pelir. Mereka hanya suka memantat Ah Moi Cina je.

13. Demikian juga dengan sikera yang suka mengerenying tu. Suka mencium keris terhunus dan mengancam bangsa lain terutama bangsa Cina.

14. Begitu juga dengan Din sembab 'saya Melayu dulu kemudian baru Malaysian berdiam saja. Mail Bera pun diam je.

15. Sikap hipokrasi peminpin Melayu ini saya persoalkan bila kapal perang dan pesawat negeri Cina menganggu industri minyak dan gas negara.

16. Yang heran nya tidak pula kita melihat 2 wira tin kosong ni bangkit membela petronas bila diancam negeri China. Tidak pula kita mengerahkan 2 kapal selam kita bertindak.

17. Malah ke-2 nangoi ni dan pemimpin2 Melayu umno lain membisu dan berpura pura macam takde apa berlaku. Malah mengikut Asia Maritime Transparecy Initiative yang berpengkalan di Washington,kapal2 petronas diganggu oleh China hampir setiap hari. Dimana aok simpan batu aok, wok

18. Saya bercakakap mengenai kawasan cari gali minyak kasawari dan kawasan pemasangan paip sapura 2000. Apabila ke2 kawasan2 ini diganggu, pemimpin umno berpeluk tubuh

19. Yang kata mahu membasahi keris dengan darah Cina dan yang suka kucup keris terhunus dengan rakusnya seperti mengucup teman lelakinya,tak buat apa2.

20. Mahiadin lagi hebat. Din sembab dengan retorik saya Melayu dulu, tidak lansung menunjukkan apa2 kemarahan.

21. Jelas,pemimpin2 Melayu ni semua hipokrit. Berani membuli orang Cina tempatan, tapi tak berpelir dengan negeri China.

22. Tapi dibelakang kita mereka ada rakan niaga Cina dan endut Cina. Ingat Nika Gee tak?

23. Respon kita yang lemah ialah menghantar pesawat hawk lama. Dan tak juga buat apa2.

24. Yang pelik nya tak pula kita memperagakan kapal selam scorpene kita. Ngapa ye.

25. Kapal selam yang dibeli pahlawan bugis fake, dengan harga lebih RM1 bilion sebuah dan RM159m komisyen. Dan menyebabkan pembunuhan Altantuya

26. Jadi, bagaimana kita nak harap mereka menjaga dan melindungi anak cucu kita kalau negara pun tak terjaga? Dasar pembohong!

27. Si monyet mengerenying dari Sembrong menipu kita bulat2. Dia kata semasa Kementah bawah jagaan nya tidak ada pencerobohan dari China. Bukan Kementah tapi Jementah dalam negeri nya Mengikut lapuran odit negara, antara 2016 hingga2019, terdapat 89 pencerobohan China. Bukan kah matlaon ini juga yang kata pada Wang Yi, you are always my big brother?

28. Makanya, terdapat banyak alasan konkrit mengapa orang Melaka harus menolak pemimpin2 Melayu umno dan parti Din sembab.

29. Mereka itu penipu, pengecut, perompak, perasuah, pecah amanah, hipokrit . Mereka sangat tidak jujur dan jauh dari suci. Talqinkan mereka.

30. Hai anak Melaka, bersatu dan bangkitlah! Kamu tidak kehilangan apa2. Kecuali kemungkaran yang berleluasa!

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