Anwar's political needs.
1. When I was a 6th former, our economics teacher gave us a homespun wisdom which i remember till today
2. Studying economics is like putting up a brick wall
3 . You have to lay brick by brick. i.e., you understand its principles
4. You don't claim you know econs, when for you, 1+1=3 . 1 for you, 1 for the introducer and 3 for me
5. Apparently that's the economics some people practised at TH
6. But shhh, you can't talk about it for that would dedahkan aib melayu Dan isle..
7. Says one defunct mullah after eating kopok lekor and ikang jerook
8. But that's another story requiring telling at another time
9. A very pertinent home spun principle, the economics teacher taught us, was to distinguish between needs and wants
10. Most pertinent for one anvar ebraheem. That eye brow raising, veins in the neck bulging, talk till blue in the face son of a gun, ranting incessantly about sakau makau.
11. Yes , that son of a gun who crosses every 't' and dots every 'i' with every awang mamat and dol
12. Needs are what you require to survive
13. Wants are what you desire to make your life more accomplished provided you remove as many constraints as possible (the independent variables or parameters).
14. Nana nons political needs are
15. He must win again in Tambun or a target area in pru16.
16. In order to win, he needs to secure the support there
17. He needs to touch base, grease palms . Or he needs to place a team with a team leader, not just 1 person to do skunk work
18. You unthinking PKR bozos, don't take this lightly
19. If the boss loses and bites the dust, you eat gravel and some end up in prison
20. Once upon a time , when Najib won pekàñ with a majority of 241 votes, that scared him.
21. He quickly rectified the situation by going back to Pekan every week
22. Attending functions A, B,C. Officiating events X Y Z, including opening public toilet in kampungs
23. He's willing to do anything necessary including shit work
24. So you, unthinking dolts around PKRs leader, don't take this lightly
25. You must do all that is necessary and creative to fortify Anwar
26. Don't think Anwar can secure support of people in X area by the nauseating self promotion blitzes
27. Or appearing disheveled hair, darked face, cauliflower nosed
28. Speaking in antiquated language liked by PMIUM , PBMUM people and fans of Rose Chan
29. So, buck up!
30. Detached from the people, these young aides, drunk with power will create misery for Anwar
31. Anwar needs to reshape PKR into a lean mean and hungry fighting machine
32. When I see the people around Anwar, I am reminded of what Machiavelli said
33. The 1st test to estimate the intelligence of the leader is to see the quality of people around him
34. With the recent purge, the residue left is unwanted roughage
35. It's a losers galore in PKR
36. The deputy president lost in the last GE and has now gone AWOL. Saifuddin Nasution lost. Fuziah quick mouth Saleh lost. TZA lost
37. The losers want to talk about winning ways for PKR?
38. Oh I know, we'd rather listen to the junky looking Deputy minister who's currently embroiled in the PTPTN good issue
39. He said the situation which PKR now faces is like the ending of a Tamil movie
40. The hero always win at the end. Ada butot ka?
41. When I see the material around Anwar now, I am inclined to say like my neighbor Achi said ,ayoyo, amama, apapa-pohchee!
42. As much as I detest and don't want to entertain the idea that Anwar become a 1 song hit wonder, the forces trending him becoming 1 are unstoppable
43. Like the indonesianssay, oh my gott! Kok bisa? Gimana sih?

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