One swallow does not a summer make. Tales by an unknown Malaysian. No. 13

1. The UMNO victory at nenggiri doesn't remove the fact that UMNO is the most destructive force to the Malay community and Malaysia .

2. The other destructive force is PAS. It's the two sides of the same coin. One leverages on neo principles, the other on religious fascism .

3. It's a clash between 2 falsehoods. In the nenggiri case, the party that promote the greater falsehood, won. I was wrong in my prediction but I hold my perception about UMNOs neo Nazism principles and Zahids untrustworthy nature to be true.

4. Come on, don't tell me the question about UMNOs self worth or maruah only rears its head only in nenggiri where it won. At other places like kemaman, kkb and sungai bakap, UMNO hides its maruah in its pants.

5. So hold you horses Mr umno sec gen- one swallow does not a summer make. Umno is synonymous with corruption, abuse of power, subversion of the law and general lawlessness. Where has UMNO got self worth or maruah?

6. The amour propre of UMNO is that of a thief, when not caught thinks he is the most honest person.

7. So don't pontificate to us about morality. People from UMNO are the last persons to do that .

8. If the UMNO secgen now finds the courage to talk about maruah, it confirms that all the while UMNO has no maruah. At nenggiri, it secures power by any means necessary.

9. We are not impressed when umno start listing the factors leading to their victory. There were no magical factors accounting for their victory la . They used the same underhanded tactics as usual.

10. Umno did as what Blackadder of the comedy series Blackadder did. First it says it will campaign on issues not personalities. They had none of both. 2nd, we will offer the people, the only fresh menu on the plate. That's not unique because PAS offered the same thing.

11. It's the 3rd reason which was the deciding factor at nenggiri. 3rd of course,we will cheat. Umno cannot win unless it cheats .

12. Don't piously and endearingly say , oh it's because UMNO finds it more effective giving ceramahs to small groups and being good neighbors visiting people and perhaps kissing them on their cheeks.

13. Sure, UMNO people pretend to be good neighbors but they bring along gifts, grocery items, cooking equipments such as microwave ovens and perhaps envelopes containing 'denak' money.

14. Some other idiots say there were at least 10 reasons contributing to UMNOs victory. They can't hide the proud and triumphant declaration of these points . 10 sacred reasons.

15. The reasons include the active participation of various state UMNOs, ceramahs in small groups, adopting households etc.

16. Umno people from other states would adopt a particular are and do their stuff.

17. Well, that's a lot of bull. Umno has been doing all that in every election. Some worked but many don't and were ineffective.

18. The methods worked in Nenggiri. They were ineffective in Sungai Bakap. Irrelevant in kkb. Worked strenuously in pelangai. It won there but it's majority was reduced. They failed completely in Kemaman . So UMNOs methods are not universally applicable.

19. Really, UMNOs methods worked in nenggiri because of the Tengku Razaleigh Hamzah factor .

20. The victory in nenggiri proved without a doubt, that the hermit of langgak golf has substantial influence in civet cat cave, nenggiri included .

21. But friends , Malaysians and countrymen, lend me your ears. TRH is an endemic species. He exists only in and for Gua Musang. His influence envelopes Gua Musang and its DUN constituencies.

22. There's no another TRH elsewhere in the country for UMNO. Which means, the victory in nenggiri cannot be necessarily replicated elsewhere. But you can't expect the UMNO inbreds to know this, can you?

23. So the UMNO audience and other cerebrally challenged malays can continue to listen to the BS to be issued forth from the youtubes of Laurel Lokman and Hardie hijaz.

24. Also, don't you think that if you have the secret recipe to win, it would be stupid of you to spill the beans in public? The UMNO penchant for misinforming people knows no bounds!

25. The real reasons for the victory I suspect, are reasons not told to the public. These include bribing voters, giving gifts, grocery items, cooking instruments, tvs, microwave ovens and other freebies. So umno people, don't overestimate your victory in nenggiri. Pay attention to the saying, one swallow does not a summer make.

26. It seems the saying is ignored and is falling on deaf ears. Umno men and women, stop being sanctimonious mofos. Stop giving us the red herring reasons to hide your true turd self .

27. The victory at nenggiri has caused UMNO to revert to its usual conceited, entitled hideous self. UMNOs victory is causing UMNO to become the belligerent and bellicose party that it truly is . Thea leopard can never changed its spots

28. One victory has emboldened and is causing UMNO to become its antagonistic, quarrelsome, mutinous and petulant self. Success at nenggiri has gone to its head.

29. Prompted by this victory, we can already hear some swashbuckling voices emanating from the conference of UMNO inbreds over the past 3 days. As usual, what's supposed to come out from the posterior comes out from the mouth .

30. We will list some idiotic noises coming from the PAU , on which we shall comment only briefly.

31. First, there some contestable statements coming from UMNOs maniacal youth head. Umno must regain it's dominance, UMNO reserve the right to work with other than PH, UMNO is prepared to contest alone in GE16, the youth wing endorse Mr X to contest in Tanjung buy election not by you know.

32. It's not as if you will something, it becomes. It's not as if you say Kun, things will be. Umno is 3 million strong but there are 29 other Malaysians whose approval you require , here major!

33. If you think by just will-ing it, it will become you are really delusional. That UMNO reserves the right to work or sleep with anyone is prepared to contest alone , UMNO d must have its head examined.thats a veiled threat to PH which YAB wazir Nana Non must take note.

34. PH has not even decided on whom will contest in makhota, UMNO and UMNO youth in particular wants one Syed Hussein to contest there. As usual, true to its character, umno wants as of right, to put their man as candidate in makhota. Hold your dicks please. Let PH decides. Amanah too has got valid reasons to want it's candidate there.

35. It's a mistake to extrapolate it's victory in nenggiri as ensuring continued success for UMNO. Malays will not come back in droves to support UMNO. Remember, Gua Musang has a Trh, what's in makhota? Nasi ambeng?

36. Frisky and itchified wanita says, let's ignore PN. They must be election deniers. Didn't PN now is effectively replacing UMNO as the spokesperson ? And didn't PN won more seats that the meagre number that UMNO won? So ignore PN at it's peril. You are not aware that PN is creeping behind you and lifting your sarong!

37. Umno is really a political party where the constellation of anarchists take place. The majority of its leadership knows of no law except the law that favours them. The law is only just if it benefits them . Power to them authorizes them to plunder the country. They are also a cocksure lot

38. UMNO does not recognize any laws other than those that favour them. If they don't favour them, the law is not just. For example, the law is just only if it exonerates Najib, ignores the crime committed, pardoned and freed. Malays are seemingly entitled to break the law and are entitled to be pardoned thereafter. The point is, malays are not, only UMNO leaders are .
39. The recent UMNO general assembly was an occasion where it flashes its calling card. It's saying:-
40. We reject the election results. The voters are stupid. We are still dominant. We reserve the right to work with fellow racists. Or we go solo in the 16GE.
41. We are racists. We apologise only to malays. Other Malaysians can fuck off. We are entitled to plunder the country's coffers. That's hak istimewa UMNO .
42. The law cannot touch us. We will ask Najib be pardoned and freed. So that he can guide us to plunder properly


43. So friends and countrymen, let's ask these questions. Is UMNO qualified to form the next government without being xenophobic racists, can it be a government that takes care of all of us , can it be fair and does not favour itself or its friends, not compromise on corruption, uphold the rule of law etc?

44. If the answers to most of these questions are in the negative, let us all read the last rites for UMNO.

45. After doing a cost benefit analysis, I'd rather stick with the government of Nana Non .