Hippie politicians and the Woodstock concert. Contrarian essays no 23.

1. Hajjah nurulizzah has committed the biggest political faux pas. She walked with lawyers in the walk for judicial independence. A few weeks ago .

2. It showed her noviceness as the newly minted PKR deputy president.

3. It was a PR exercise designed to endear herself. To a few besotted lawyers. Even bashful ones .

4. Some of these young lovers err lawyers were pleased the Hajjah took photos with them . Some maybe could not sleep that night .

5. But absentmindedly Hajjah NIA forgot the reason for the walk.

6. The lawyers organized the walk demanding judicial independence. It's anti alleged executive interference in judicial appointments.

7. She forgot the issue has been weaponised by the opposition political parties. By Anwar haters and people on the lunatic fringe.

8. Weaponised to unseat her father, the mamak padukang, Anvar Ebraheem.

9. Don't believe me? Look at how he dresses for Friday prayers. Exactly like a mamak padukang maybe complete with green canvas belt full of IOU papers.

10. Even Dr Mahathir, a bona fide descendant of malabar mamaks looked more Malay in baju melayu.

11. She gave moral support for the walkers which meant she gave moral support to the political parties seeking to unseat her father .

12. The "sin' she committed is greater than the wrong did by the renegade 9 in calling for a RCI on judicial interference. She deserves a more severe reprimand for her intransigence.

13. We can be sure , the hajjahs presence at the walk of the singing canaries will be used as cannon fodder by the political demagogues and firebrands at the concert this 26th of July .

14. That will be the political Woodstock to be attended by under the cannabis influence political hippies from the opposition political parties, self righteous lawyers and people from the lunatic fringe.

15. A pity a young striptease queen, Rose Chan is not there. She would have been the main attraction. People come to see her rather that Hadi or mahiuddin

16. PAS leaders will cover their faces with their hands but will peep through their fingers to look see the sensuous gyrations of Ms Chan.

17. In her heydays, Rose Chan was more popular than Tun Razak around the campuses at UM. She must have eased the puberty passage for many then.

18. She was the subject of many bawdy jokes around UM campuses, that is until the Muslim evangelists controlled the campuses .

19. Others can't, but the evangelists kept pictures of Rose Chan in their rooms to relieve themselves. Haha

20. Here's a troubling thing. The people going to the Woodstock concert themed turun Anwar are going there with an UMNO state of mind.

21. By UMNO state of mind,I mean the underlying belief you can always get everything for free.

22. UMNO has never heard of the phrase popularized by Milton Friedman, there's no such thing as a free lunch .

23. Which generally mean you can't get anything without expending efforts and sacrifices.

24. These things - work and sacrifices are not in UMNOs vocab.

25. Bossku Najib once told me a long time ago, there's nothing UMNO and Malays like better than getting things for free .

26. Like free felcra and risda shares, exclusive licenses to import onions, garlic , dried chillies, cattle, rice , supply of low quality Baja and so on.

27. So these people going to the Woodstock concert this Saturday think just by giving flammable speeches , arms flailing and generally Anwar bashing, Nana non will step down

28. Anvar Ebraheem, who has gone to jail , got whacked by a former IGP will likely stick up his middle finger and will say up yours.

29. Nah, he's not afraid of the conference of the howling wolves this Saturday.

30. But don't stop the gathering of the hippy politicians at the Woodstock concert.

31. Treat the Anwar bashing outpourings as a wake up call to rectify his shortcomings.

32. Anwar and the PKR yahoo boys and girls must realize that pak Sheikh is not the best in this or that

33. Maybe the bestest tongue twister . Birds flying up high can come eat from his hands. Girls fully clothed can stand full Monty in front of him .

34. People at the Woodstock concert will shout themselves coarse screaming turun Anwar, turun turun but won't talk on a number of things.

35. Won't talk because doing so would be suicidal for them.

36. They won't talk about wide ranging economic reforms. If Anwar procrastinates, the opposition won't at all.

37. Like dismantling monopolies, licences, exclusive contracts etc.

38. Imagine breaking up PETRONAS, Tnb, khazanah, EPF, dismantling monopolies in the supply of baja, in import of rice, in withdrawing licenses to import garlic, onions, shallots etc.

39. While they make out as though they are speaking for the interest of the common people, they are actually protecting the rentier class, the rent seekers , the profiteers and the capitalists.

40. Hence, they won't be talking about wide ranging economic reforms.

41. They won't be talking about reforms in education too.

42. Will they dare talk about admissions to universities based on merits, remove the quota system etc? No they won't because their own racial bias curtails them .

43. I say, the Woodstock concert this Saturday is just a big red herring. While it's just Anwar bashing, the real issues remain hidden purposely.