A New Strain of STD- Mandatephilis.

The new disease mandatephilis is more dangerous than dengue.

I feel like laughing at the remarks made by the last Great UMNO Hope- KJ. He told reporters the decision to cancel Najib’s officiating UMNO Samporna’s meeting is apt.

It is apt because of safety reasons.

It is done to ensure the safety of Najib because Samporna is infested with pirates. That statement is at odds with the infrastructure and resources the government placed around Samporna.

Did we spend on nothing or as  I hope not to our horror, somebody made a lot of money hiding behind security purchases. I hear a chocolate bar costs 20x the market price.

The thieves are all around and at all levels nowadays. With all the assets mobilised and bought at the cost of billions, Samporna is unbelievably full of pirates.

As regards Shafie Apdal, if he falls victim to pirates that is alright. He is dispensable anyway. He is of no relevance to UMNO.Just look at what your comrades can do to you Shafie.

Fellowship among pirates.

I would have thought Najib would bring along a sense of fellowship since he is also of pirate progeny. Maybe KJ was taking a dig at Safie Apdal’s own lineage. There is an ongoing narrative now that Shafie Apdal is of suluk stock belonging to the same grouping of those men in slippers and sarongs who invaded Sabah some time ago. Horror of horrors! Shafie Apdal is the pirate actually!

That’s one.

Two, KJ also said Najib’s readiness to face SPRM is an indication of nothing to hide. We all remember that when KJ’s people staged the nothing to hide forum, Najib scooted off when Dr Mahathir appeared.

One Pak Sanggup will appear.

Now, Najib’s readiness is nothing to shout about. He has sent people to the Middle East to ask some people to acknowledge that it was they who donated to Najib.

Watch this space- someone and some people will emerge to identify themselves as those who made the RM2.6 donation. In Malay this person is called a Pak Sanggup. This is a person willing to assume responsibility in marrying the girl impregnated by someone( the real culprit) else. 

And since donation is the much loved word, hey presto- mystery solved! Najib is sanitised.

But hold on. That may trigger off more objections, ridicule and cynicism. The money was transferred using A BVI Company that has since been liquidated through Wells Fargo bank in the US. So, an American Bank -subjected to stringent laws regarding transfer of payments will also have details of the transfer.Jangan main2 with Uncle Sam tau.

So I hope the not so bright people advising the PM and doing his black hand job will not get him into further trouble; but I suspect they will because as I write in the ensuing paras- those in close contact with Najib have caught an incurable disease. Please read on.  

Some details regarding the transfer mentioned specifically the term ‘payment’ not ‘donation’. Further it is curious for someone who kind-heartedly donated USD681 million to insist charges on the remittance/transfer between him and the PM recipient, be shared. Boleh bayar RM1.6 billion tapi charge penghantaran wang kena kongsi.

Can send generously the usd681 million but turns scrooge when bearing the cost of transfer. What kind of donor is this? If payment was indeed the case, what has najib sold off to these people? The whole country?God Save Us. Like the MACC people pleaded.

Any above-average kindergarten pupil will say that Najib has arranged this for his vindication. Once again, the people are fooled.

Fooling UMNO members and leaders.
That would fool some of the 3.2 million UMNO members. They are still about 27 million Malaysians who needed convincing. They don’t give a rat’s ass about the drama staged by Najib’s minions.

The underlings include the newly minted DPM with a failure to refine Ph.D. he went on record in his swash-buckling style promising to extradite Claire Ruecastle. Please do because in order to do that 1MDB has to submit ALL documents to the UK authorities. I am already salivating at the requirement. That’s good because we know the whites will be thorough and rigorous in their process unlike the sloppiness that has become characteristic of Najib’s administration.

By the way, why the slothful process of suing Dow Jones and Wall Street Journal? Cannot understand American English arr?  
Also by the way, Xavier Justo whom every UMNO leader in Malaysia accused of 'tampering' with PSI documents, admitted under Thai interrogation, he did not tamper with the said documents. He will be charged if he is at all. with the crime of blackmailing. In other words, the documents used by Sarawak Report were all original and true.

These people are suffering from a terrible disease.

Why are Najib and people like Rahman Dahalan, Azalina Othman, Khairy Jamaludin, Ahmad Maslan who has since gone into relapse behaving strangely as they do? Even Zahid Hamidi?

I hear rumours that they have been infected by a new disease, transmittable by people who are known to be in constant close contact with each other and of course with Najib, known to doctors as mandatephilis. It is caused by a bacteria known as treponema pallidum +, similar but not the same as the bacteria causing syphilis.  This is a plausible medical explanation since these people are always in close contact.

This is a new strain of remedy-defying transmittable disease. It’s an unusual strain of STD- stupidity transmittable disease afflicting at the moment, UMNO members only.

At the moment, doctors recommend culling the transmitting agents politically as the only remedy. A dismissal of the entire cabinet is one such remedial solution.

So, for the moment, it is afflicting some portion of the 3.2 million UMNO members. For those who distance themselves from Najib, they are safe temporarily. Please follow doctors’ advice.

This disease affects the mental capacity of its victims. Power of reasoning is destroyed. Rationalism gives way to morbid irrationalism. The victim often gives jumbled up utterances in public. Listening or reading them can induce nausea and fainting sensation.

The most prominent symptom seems to be a new found arrogance that regards the mandate they get from voters as a 007 license to do anything the victim pleases. Engage them in debates, they froth around the mouths spewing long held prejudices. 

Stay away from them as far as possible, the disease can spread airborne through saliva.

The world is doing last rites on Malaysia.

We will get back to discussing the new std. in the meantime, the world watches Malaysia in self destructive mode. In Malaysia, the most unfortunate are Malays. One among them- a person claiming progeny from a line of Bugis warriors is destroying Malaysia. Research is still ongoing to determine which line exactly this person comes from.

For the bugis are divided into 2 main groupings. One warrior group is known for nation building. The other, equal in notoriety were infamous as pirates. 

Pirates as we know are criminals. They raped women and killed children.  They loot, pillage and plunder and cart away booty. Which kind of booty is up to anyone’s imagination. 

So we must know which line this person who now serves as Malaysia’s PM comes from.Based on the things that have occurred thus far, I can only conclude that only a criminally minded person can destroy almost all the institutions designed to protect us. Our banking and financial system, our prosecutorial institution, our law enforcement institution and now the very institution created to protect our country from the scourge of corruption. 

So fear God more indeed, don't fear the government.