Friday, 27 March 2009

The Housefly who has gone to the heavens.

I took umbrage when one commentator to my blog article on KJ being the next KP, said he smelled a conspiracy. If not, he asked- how is possible for me (sakmongkol) to predict correctly, who is the winner?

The insinuation is I am part of a conspiracy to ensure KJ wins. Why, people ask, it took so long to count 790 votes? There was no mystery. Votes for the EXCO contestants were counted first. I heard that the agents for the contestants disputed the use of electronic/digitised counting. They wanted to have the votes counted manually and each voting slip be shown to the contestant's agent. So imagine how long it took to count by that method. The contestants themselves asked the votes to be counted that way.

Votes for the top post were counted only at 9.30pm. In half an hour, the counting was completed. There is nothing strange about this. There was no conspiracy to manipulate the voting slips.

So, how can I explain to this fellow? I didn't know who will win. I am not a clairvoyant. I merely made deductions based on my observations.

But I am sure many people such as this particular commentator will reject my explanation. Then there is nothing I can do. He and his like-minded friends reminded me of the story about the housefly who boarded a 747 plane. The story goes like this.

A housefly accidentally boarded a 747 plane and arrived at a strange place. He saw wonderful things there. He saw many unimaginable things. He re-boarded the plane and landed in his hometown. His friends who had given him up for dead, were jubilant and they celebrated by feasting on the city's daily accumulated garbage. After the feast, he was called upon to give a speech.

Friends, he said: I have travelled to a faraway place, on a flying metal contraption. I have gone up to the heavens and return safely. Upon hearing this story, his fellow flies consisting of the naysayers and the sceptics, laughed and ridiculed him. How can the housefly explain?

The housefly has indeed narrated only the truth- but can the other houseflies believe him? After all, they have the brain of a fly!

27 comments:

  1. hahahah datuk sak

    tun mahathir marah nanti kalau datuk sak cakap brain dia macam lalat

    hehehhe

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  2. Its Tun's choice.

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  3. dato sak,

    over in 1/2 an hour.. cannot be, there was few rounds of recounts, what's with that? there were other issues too but for sure things r not as cut n dried as seems to suggest.

    kj and the 300 odd pemuda delegates that voted for him have become so unpopular such that, if the situation does not snowballed into a build-up of massive grassroot outcry that make his job an impossibility and do him in, the coming by-elections especially bukit gantang will do it for sure.

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  4. If there was a conspiracy, I assure you I wasn't involved. I don't know how that boy pulled it off. Maybe you really need to be an Oxford grad to do magic. I wouldn't know. I didn't go to Oxford.

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  5. dato sak,

    over in 1/2 an hour.. cannot be, there was few rounds of recounts, what's with that? there were other issues too but for sure things r not as cut n dried as seems to suggest.

    kj is the only blight in najib's barisan yang ampuh.

    he and the 300 odd pemuda delegates that voted for him have become so unpopular such that, if the situation does not snowballed into a build-up of massive grassroot backlash making his job an impossibility and do him in, the coming by-elections especially bukit gantang will do it for sure.

    the feeling on the ground is so bad i think even that will be a swift enough punishment for umno.

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  6. the feeling on the ground is so bad i think even that will NOT be a swift enough punishment for umno.

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  7. Put it this way.
    Only those anti-KJ supporters keep on campaigning their hatred and being sore-losers cannot stop saying things look bad and majority pemuda on the ground tak sokong lah!
    Hoi!Sore-losers with fly-brains! Go and feast on some garbage lah!!

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  8. Read Wengers article
    http://waziboy.blogspot.com/2009/03/anti-khairys-still-dont-get-it.html

    Explains everything for the khairy impaired

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  9. anon 23:16,

    guess anon 23:16 kj-lick-ass is afraid of its own shadow, i m giving u an honest look at the situation.

    i m talking about the joe/jane blow voters here, the impression the got on umno. u live in denial at your own peril.

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  10. Yup - I bet your a very honest.

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  11. hey wenger,

    yep, honest to goodness. :D

    i just read your mesmerizing analysis on failed strategies, mesmerizing enough to distract ppl from kj simple oxford strategy of using u know.. distributing picture of the first agong.

    anyway its done and done with, those odd 300 who vote for kj and the rest who don't. the karmic law is already in force, we'll see what come to pass..

    i thot u guys including dato sak would be taking it a bit easy have teh tarik someplace, trade campaign stories, its sure been a tough campaign for u guys.

    didn't expect dato sak to get so riled over someone shouting conspiracy. savour the moment.

    life goes on.

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  12. Dato',

    Even both MM and KT have acknowledged the outcome. Grow up and stop sulking. And be prepared from now on that KJ will eventually be my Prime Minister and yours too.

    Enuf of being stupid.

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  13. Dato'

    I was not referring to you, but to the rest who can't accept reality.

    Enuf of being stupid

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  14. salam dato' dlln

    1.pertama kali masuk sini. baru nak kenal dengan KJ.

    2,KJ ni yg selalu kena kutok dengan bapak budak yg dapat no 3 undi KP tu.

    3.Pada aku KJ ni boleh tahan jugak.

    4 Fakta yg menarik gak pasal KJ kat Wikipedia

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khairy_Jamaluddin

    -lain-lain-

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  15. Salam Dato'

    We have often wondered how Ananda Krishnan became rich. Who made Vincent Tan to what he is today? And remember the Lord Arumugam of Gen Electric who even own a castle in the UK. And many more sampai tak boleh nak kira. Just ask a nephew of a former PM who has written a book specially on these subject matters.

    Like one former PM like to remind us - Melayu mudah lupa. He is right. Damn bloody right. Now shut up will you.

    A non-Bumiputra Melayu

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  17. Hi Sak,

    Of course the One Found Guilty of Bribing won fair and square.

    We believe you...don't worry.

    I am sure there are still lots of Malays who don't Live off UMNO, Die for Pas and Knows for a fact that Anwar is NOT the Messenger.

    These people...they believe you, don't worry.

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  18. When a crazy delegate at the UMNO assembly can blatantly ask that only UMNO loyalist be appointed to top positions in GLCs and the civil service, it sent a shiver down my spine. Not because he said it but because those present did not challenge him. Alas, UMNO is so rotten to the core, it is beyond salvation.
    In a way, I am glad that KJ was voted in. He will be a check and balance in UMNO. That I think is principally the main fear of those who have something to hide and do not want any obstacles to their plundering and pillaging. TDM is now on a rampage. Better get out of the way SAK, you are too good to be wasted for the moment.

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  19. So now capability and appropriate qualifications to lead are no longer a criteria but being an UMNO loyalist will do. Woe to the nation , can you imagine SRP dropouts and "I no speaky Ingelis" sitting as CEOs and managing the country through this global recession. Is this the ketuanan Melayu that we all are proudly promoting? No wonder the non-malays and foreigners talk behind our backs and question our capability as we are all stereotyped. We become laughing stocks. Good for you guys to talk to that delegate and sort his thinking out. orang gila.

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  20. oops ... sorry shouldn't be orang gila... in keeping with the main article - fly brained.

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  21. Sak,

    OK-lah, Khairy should have lost KP.

    Then between KT and MM, who would have won? None, because UMNO will be the ultimate loser.

    In statistics, this is called Type II error. And MM Senior's type of expectations is full of this category of errors.

    Kiri Kanan

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  22. I'll be damn.

    Mahathir is really gifted. He knows how to write Chinese.

    Gua tabik lu.

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  23. "But then I take comfort in something Lee Kuan Yew said or that which can be attributed to him. That which is not seriously written is not taken seriously. Or on the reverse, that which is lightly written is adopted only by 'light' people."

    you are quoting LKY??

    is this proof that kj has links to the southern neighbour

    malaysia up for takeover??

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  24. its people like you that will destroy UMNO.
    its people like you that think you are so smart.
    its actually people like you, who are real stupid/arrogant/bodoh sombong !
    its sad, real sad and the end for UMNO.
    its people like KJ/AK47 that wants to rule no matter what !,,fly brain you ! destroyer of Malay's unity! and LKY lover ?.

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  25. Well, when it comes to the majority of UMNO Youth, "Agong rules!"

    Metaphorically, literally, theoritically, practically, Oxbridgely and houseflyly... wink!

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  26. Omong,
    You good lah. So if we quote Shakespeare, UK is going to take over, if we quote JFK, we are America stooge, and if we quote Confucious, waaah, we must be a Communist sympathizer, a Suqiu agent and a petualang.

    DATO TAK AKAN LAYAN KOMEN TAHAP OTAK LALAT MU...

    Tapi aku tetap layan lah,kerana aku fras sekarang , tak dapat sambung rokok, dan kita perlukan comic relief.

    Kah Kah Kah

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  27. KJ detractors can talk about conspiracy and corruption till the cows come home. But if God so wills it then it will happen. Need we say more?

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