Shecums Holmes And The Case Of The Spanish Fly. Special Thanks to Dr Jason Leong.

1. Is this chap suffering from a severe case of Freudian slip? Or is Mahiadin deliberately surrounding himself with dickheads so that he cunt appear brilliant?

2. He wants to say the right thing, butt-ends up saying another thing.

3. Wasn't he the one who suggested drinking more warm water, and that he has spoken to so many cuntries than the world has? What a dumbass.

4. Now as I was lying in my masturbate he spoke about people dying from Spanish fly.

5. Isn't that a sex drug? I need to go a hack to correct this Freudian Slip, as continued bloopers are not good for my blowjob.

6. These continued slips are not good for my general erection prospects. So instead of watching blue films I should be taking more of the Blue Pill. And I should be watching more serious films. And stop my fetish with blue films.

7. Films like The Amazing Sperman, Sperman and Buttman. Local films like Sex In 7Siti, Jangan Masuk Belakang. Films like Lawrence of A. Labia, Just Jizz Lick, Tetekan, In Diana Jones etc.

8. Perhaps I need to do more voluntary and charity works. Perhaps I also ought to do more missionary positions.

9. But I am aware that I need to balance mysef. Otherwise, I will be spread-eagled.

10. The sad truth is that, the majority of our politicians are dicks, cunts and assholes.

11. All Malaysians, must now be like a matador. Grab the bull by the balls. But not before giving it some doses of Spanish fly.

12. A long time ago, Wak Dollah a medicine peddler in kuantan, would regal onlookers with stories about Spanish fly.

13. But Spanish Fly Minister will of course use the Manikavasagam sleight of hand argument. He will not resign, but stay on to correct the mistakes and inefficiencies. Covid naik sebab Tuan Alah punya kerja maa.