Saturday 6 July 2024

Tales by an unknown Malaysian. No.5

1. Just when we think it's safe to get into the waters, a bull shark lunges out of the water and bit off a chunk of flesh from our thigh. Just as I am thinking to stand down and refrain from writing about Ali babavum Najib, somethings happened preventing I from doing so .

2. First, is a political narrative by an ex UMNO inbred about the addendum issue .

3. Second is the seemingly pompous and triumphant chest beating declaration that Ali babavum Najib is allowed to dispute the bar councils assertion that his pardon is wrong and his quest for house arrest is unconstitutional and therefore unlawful.

4. First we will deal with the expelled UMNO inbred who speaks like a stupid jock and is probably actually stupider.

5. His beef with Zahid is well documented. Perhaps he harbours vindictiveness over his expulsion. Looks like that .

6. Actually we don't care about the politics of UMNO. It's in their nature to quarrel with everyone. When they run out with outside people to quarrel, they quarrel with each other.

7. The going ons in UMNO, who buttfucks who, is a spectator sport for us. They are just out-fascisting each other. To see who is more fascist than the other. Isn't UMNO the United Malay fascists organization?

8. The spin he makes about the addendum is disingenuous. But it is attention engrossing and jaw dropping to some Malays.

9. That's part of his deceitful persona. Embellishing a possible lie. But his incredulous tale appeals to a certain type of Malays.

10. This is the type of Malays resembling the pre-felda settler Malays. Malays who inhabit a world of spirits behind everything, who inhabit a world full of demons, elves, pelesit, polong, penanggal, toyol, hantu Raya etc.

11. This is the gullible type, opened-mourh when told a story by the ex UMNO inbred. They would pull up their blankets to the eyes like the ignorant type

12. Let's expose the chinks in the armor of his story line. He was told by X, an UMNO apparatchik that an addendum existed.

13. What if X lied?. X who is close to wak jahid, repeated the lie to Zahid. And Zahid built on that lie and attested that lie in an affidavit.

14. Here is the chain of lie. The ex UMNO inbred is stupid because by definition he is an inbred. Did he do anything to establish the veracity of the information given to him by X? It shows he has no credibility .

15. X lied twice. He lied to the expelled UMNO inbred. He repeated the lie to jahid. Would he repeat the information under oath and in court? Probably not .

16. Zahid attested to that lie in an affidavit. He has potentially commited a written perjury. He has shown to be a careless leader loved only by Nana Non.

17. For committing a written perjury, Zahid has committed a serious offence. That's probably a jailable offence. He can be sent to jail and it's more than 1 year or is fined more than 1k, he loses his MP status.

18. Then we shall have a welcomed by election in Bagan latoh. It will be our opportunity to correct our mistake in choosing a careless, lying and a not so bright DPM . Ever wondered why Malaysia dropped from 27th to 34th placing in competitiveness ranking?

19. And Ali babavum Najib, an interested party and a man by his own admission, doesn't know anything, is suddenly intelligent enough to ask the court to deliberate on a possible lie. As lawyers are wont to say, that's a vexatious endeavor.

20. The tangled web woven by the expelled UMNO inbred got more bizzare . He went on to say, Zahid invented the addendum as a fiction.

21. To appease the anger of the najibers in UMNO, Zahid invented the existence of an addendum. By creating a story about the existence of a hidden chalice in the form of an addendum and submitting and affidavit therewith, Zahid accomplishes several things.

22. First he manages to calm down the najibers in UMNO. Then by creating a story about an addendum, the hidden chalice Najib drank from and submitting an affidavit therefrom, Zahid demonstrated, that he is doing, any means necessary to exonerate Najib.

23. Can you imagine Zahid in front of the rostrum saying pompously:-

24. " Friends, umno-ans and Malay A- holes, lend me your ears".

25. " I did invent the affidavit to defend Najib. We must not allow the good that Najib does be interred with him during his sojourn in at Kajang Hilton. It's our duty to defend him. Defy the law. Najib's unfair incarceration is the work of the Brutuses among us. Najib is indeed the noblest among us crooks ".

26. Don't you see the ridiculousness of the storyline narrated by the expelled UMNO inbred?

27. On the one hand,he believes that an addendum exists. He believes Mr X . Mr X is an UMNO man. Mr X is close to Zahid. Mr X is a noble man. He said is believable.

28. On the other hand he believes that the addendum is just a creation of Zahid. To appease the najibers and to show everyone that's he's fighting all-out to save Clyde Najib. Which is which? Does he believe an addendum exist or does he not?

29. Which means he has no credibility. He is not to be believed. His story is concocted. It's nonsensical and irrelevant.

30. He might as well do a pee-wee Herman. Stand on a table and masturbate in front of the public. No one cares!

Next. The Bar Council , the pardons board and Najib. Title.

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