Debate of Cons.

1. After the nondescript and overhyped debate between alibabavum najib and mamu anwar, the latter was seen cutting up and dividing a cake. It could have been a huge vadai cake.

2. We didn't hear about the former CEO earning gargantuan remunerations of 70 to 90 m a year and gallivanting around in the companys private jet. Can we expect the suckers at seb to be prudent with our money? Mamu didn't mention these.

3. Nor did we hear about how Sapura caused pertronas to forfeit, USD 400m in Vietnam. Now, allow me to use an expletive. Having being fucked by sapura, petronas is now asked to nursemaid seb.

4. The imbecilic idea of using petronas to nursemaid sapura came from the ignoramus najib alibabavum razak. The idea was relished with gusto, by najibs thirudargalum and his internet dickheads who wrote his internet portals.

5. The dirty secret is out. So this is how the bn leaders treat our reserves and our money. To help companies belonging to cronies in distress. Confound them, especially najib alibabavum Razak.

6. Just so people know, reserves such as those in petronas or khazanah are to be applied for the development of states or public benefits. They are not to help out private companies belonging to cronies. Certainly not for umno.

7. Instead, people like ali babavum najib applies public money mindlessly, including bailing out crony companies and paying sycophants millions Of ringgit a month.

8. Ali babavum najib treats petronas as a willing willy, bowl cleaner and blind chinaman. But petronas which itself is very less sanguine, will be a stooge.

9. Unfortunately, the idiotic mamu anwar did not object vociferously to ali babavum najibs scandalous remarks. He could only retort with the lame but catch-all phrase, forensic accounting.

10. That too, we don't know what he meant by it. To do forensic accounting means to treat sapura with kid gloves. For it is obvios that sapura finds itself in dire straits is the result of its own weaknesses.

11. To even countenance a forensic accounting is belaboring the obvious. The market punishes the entity that makes mistakes. It weeds out the poorly managed company.

12. The rule of the market is clear. An inefficiently run company should be allowed to disintegrate.

13. Therefore, the proposal of doing a forensic auditing on sapura may sound intellectually formidable, but it's like bringing coal to Newcastle. The idea of putting preconditions as cause to help sapura will produce the same effect too-futile.

14. The point is, sapura, should not now use public money to stay afloat. When it enjoyed profits, did it care two hoots about the public? Did its shareholders care about the public?

15. The debate on sapura went off tangent, devolving into a discussion about the general management of the economy. Though important, it's not relevant.

16. How the debate went off-topic, is beyond many of us. But is not surprising because the debate is a debate between two nincompoopish convicts.

17. Like Rhett Buttler, in Gone With the Wind, said, I don't give a damn. I don't give a damn if the debate detour was started by ali babavum najib or chorused by mamu anwar, who knbows nuts about economics reasoning.

18. But what really surprises me is that the audience, comprising social and political luminaries and attended too by not a few kangkung proffesors, tolerated and acquiesce in the sham debate.

19. TV watchers waited impatiently for the debate, which turned out to be an anticlimax. It was just a debate between 2 convicts.

20. It's a debate between one fellow whose right hand doesn't know what his left hand is doing and another fellow who has a penchant of reading a few lines of a book but pretends as though he has read the whole book. Yet we called him the renaissance man.

21. One went to school and a university for thieves in the fish and chips imperialist country. The other, a product of the bourgeois and elitist MCGayGay. The outcome of the debate is predictable. It is just a debate between 2 latte liberals and members of the chattering class.

22. Reference to an enlarged cake and sharing it by ali babavum najib is unfortunate and misplaced. That it was said by Tun Razak doesn't make it sacrosanct. It was a stupid reference.

23. Mamu anwar responded meekly by saying, don't eat the cake alone. Of course, the pkr yahoo boys and girls treat that as a messianic remark.

24. Don't the two idiots know that the cake analogy has become a symbol of repression, insensitivity and injustice? Wasn't Mary Antoinette alleged to have said qi'ils mangent de la brioche?

25. When told that the people have no bread to eat, the queen was alleged to have said, let them eat cake.

26. But never to miss a chance for theatrics, after the dry debate anwar demonstrated his cake cutting skills. This is how najib divides the cake and this is how we divide it, said he. Needless to say, the pkr yahoo crowd volubly ululated him.

27. Ali babavum najib feigned indignance and incredulity that the ph goverment did not exhaustively investigate the forex scandal. Najib too did not. I am reminded of the maxim that one who comes into equity must come with clean hands.

28. To which sivaji the boss, anwar said emphatically that he won't compromise on any forms of corruption and abuses of power. Nahi nahi. Illai illai!

29. Except that when mamu anwar said it, he did it as though he's constipating. Which makes his assertion less believable.

30. Many of us are dismayed and dissappointed that mamu did not berate ali babavum najib, when the latter mention cash is king. That makes me suspect that anwar actually is a limousine liberal.

31. Eleven out of ten people know what najib meant. He means that all the people have a price and are buyable.

32. RM 200 for the people of melaka and johor. Perhaps more for the people of sarawak and sabah.

33. I am not denigrating my east malaysian brethren. But when i was in umno 1990-2011,east malaysian delegates would demand 1st class hotels and more than 200 pocket money. Res ipso loquitor.

34. There's nothing to shout about the debate. It went off-topic. Its sapura, idiots. While najib spoke like a brainless jock, condescending and patronising mamu was fluid, collegiate in the sense of treating you as equals and articulate. In terms of substance, both are wanting.

35. Anwar won only in terms of being more articulate. Itu saja.

36. To ali babavum najib and sivaji the boss anwar, I dedicate the following song.

Sapura dan justifikasi ekonomi.

1. Mamu Anwar tidak bersedia untuk debat ini dalam erti kata a melepaskan apeluang untuk bertanya Najib mulut merah, hard questions ala Tim Sebastian.

2. Dahlah mamak padukang ni mempunyai kelemahan semula jadi dalam ilmu ekonomi,teryata dia tidak manfaatkan nasihat orang2 seperti rafizi ramli. Saya tak dengarpun mengenai gaji ceo seb sebanyak lebih rm900 juta setahun.

3. Saya nak habaq kamu semua. Najib beri dia bola lambung dia dak beri libais line clear. Bahlool punya mamak. Buat malu ceruk tok kun, habiak.

4. Brader anwar kasi kita beratoq buat apa. Najib kata sapura beri pelaburan dan kerja. Sapura syarikat cari gali ke2 terbesar dalam dunia. Sapura milik rakyat.
Ngapa hang tak libais brader.

5. Kenyataan najib mengenai cash is king dan petronas dijadikan pak sanggup, dibiarkan saja. Binawe betul. Apa jadi mamu anwar?

6. Jika SEB maha bagus, kenapa ia mengalami kerugian? Soalan asas ini tidak ditanyai mamu anwar. Najib dibiarkan begitu saja tanpa di minta menerangkan mengapa seb rugi. Kenapa wok?

7. Kegagalan mamak padukang/padukong ini menanyakan soalan maut ini, boleh suggests bahawa Anwar sebetulnya, bersekongkol dengan Najib mulut merah.jangan tanya soalan yang membodohkan kawan tu.

8. Hang lembab ka atau bengap dalam bidang ni? Macam lagu ni,kami boleh percaya pada hang untuk tadbir negara ini? Mai kita boria lagi baik. Maaf ya kak wan.

9. Najib kata seb rugi sebab harga crude oil merudum. Oghang pekan kate kepala bapak aok! oghang penang kata buah peliak hang.

10. Syarikat2 cari gali lain seperti petronas, shell, esso, bp, slumberger malah syarikat milik itali yang terbesar pun, berdepan dengan harga crude yang merudum. Tapi mereka tidak menadah dengan tempurung mohon diselamatkan oleh kerajaan. Ke guane?

11. Sebab syarikat2 ini mempunyai perkara2 ini dalam budaya pengurusan mereka:- Kepimpinan yang baik, perbelanjaan yang terkawal, pelaburan yang teliti ,memastikan kos tidak melebihi pulangan dan hasil, lembaga pengarah yang peka dan kaki tangan yang cekap dan mempunyai skill sets yang dikehendaki.

12. Maka secara deduksi nya,perkara2 atau nilai2 ini, kurang atau tidak ada dalam budaya pengurusan seb. Sebab itu ia rugi. Bukan sebab harga crude. Wabe aok!

13. Sayangnya,mamu Anwar tak amplify perkara2 ini. Mungkin sebab brader kita tak tahu. Dia tak baca prospektus seb. Maklum saja,dia lebih suka membaca hikayat-hikayat merong mahawangsa,hikayat laila majnun ,Paulo freire,Ivan Illich,Franz Fanon dll. Soal2 dry economics ni,tak berahi dia.

14. Kita tidak suka dengan istilah forensic auditing sebab ia terma tangkap semua atau catch all. Jangan hang rasa selamat dengan istilah forensic auditing no...

15. Kita nak audit yang spesifik. Ada leadership audit, bod audit, management audit, staff audit, operations audit, investments audit, spending audit-the whole shebang. Menyebut forensik audit sebagai istilah tangkap semua tak pekai, chombi.

16. Dalam debat sepenting in,kita kena spesifik,tak boleh cakap konsep vague je.

17. Mamu anwar lepas peluang bertanya najib untuk apa kita membiayai seb?

18. Kita bukan membayar untuk goods and services kita perlu. Kebanyakan rakyat tidak mempunyai pun kenderaan yang menggunakan bahan api.

19. Malah kita dipaksa secara tidak sedar,membiayai serta mengongkosi kesilapan besar seb dan kelemahan2 seb.

20. Itu bererti reward system kita salah. Kita mengimbuhi excellence bukan mediocrity seperti di tunjuk oleh seb.

21. Saya akan menjadi lebih yakin jika mamu anwar needles najib mengenai kepimpinan, bod, pengurusan, belanja berhemah, pelaburan teliti dan seumpanya.

22. Seperti dalam iklan Wendy, macam Clara Peller,saya bertanya where's the beef, brader?

23. Dengan menyebut forensic auditing secara ad nauseum,tidak mencerahkan persoalan. Saya rasa mamu anwar lembab dalam bab ini. Huraian forensic auditing dilakukan penyokong2 Anwar post debat. That dont count pada saya.

24. The only redeeming featurea, ialah Anwar menyebelahi pihak yang benar iaitu rakyat. Jika rakyat tidak tahu siapa pemimpin yang menyebelahi mereka, entah lah. Najib bukan berpihak kepada mereka.

25. Sudah terang dan nyata, najib menyebelahi pihak cigar chomping dan caviar eating capitalist. Sebab itu dia hendak bantu seb. Itu should be clear kepada rakyat jelata. Najib bukan dipihak mereka.

26. Penggunaan istilah rakyat oleh Ali 'babavum' Najib Razak, mengelirukan. Dia kata seb milik rakyat. Orang Pekan cakap kepala bapok aok.

27. Istilah rakyat oleh Ali babavum Najib, sepatutnya menjadi red flag untuk mamu Anwar membalun Najib. Tapi yilek. Tongong juga mamat tu.

28. Rakyat Najib adalah mereka yang berduit. Yakni 10 juta orang pembeli saham seb bernilai rm4 billion melalui asb. Yakni golongan bourgeois. Najib jurubicara klas ini.

29. Maka seb bukanlah milik 'rakyat'. Ia nya satu lagi pembohongan ali babavum najib. Berbohong adalah keperangaian kedua, second nature kepada matlaon ini.

30. Pemilik sebenar seb adalah 10juta pemegang saham seb yang akan mengalami kerugian rm300 lebih seorang. Jumlah wang yang gampang langsai melalui makan barang2 di lafite restaurant di Shangri-la atau makan seafood di south sea subang saja.

31. Pemilik seb, iaitu putera2 dari bumiputera, tidak ada kena mengena dengan rakyat jelata, yakni bumiputera bukan pemilik, cina dan india. 10 juta hanya 33% peratus jumlah rakyat Malaysia.

32. Maka yang demikian seb bukalah milik rakyat. Ia adalah milik putera2 dan melayu terpilih.

33. Saya heran the idiotic mamu anwar tidak membalun najib tentang hal ini. Insan yang terkenal dengan anak cina, india, iban anak saya.

34. Mudah2an 'rakyat' yang dimaksudkan mamu anwar terdiri dari rakyat biasa. Jika tidak penggunaan istilah rakyat oleh anwar adalah rakyat itu hanya verbal rhetoric dan rakyat hanya digits saja.

35. Guna pakai istilah 'rakyat' oleh Anwar mesti jelas. Ini untuk mengelak kita melihat Anwar hanya sebagai latte liberal dan smoked salmon socialist. Kassim Ahmad misalnya, tidak pernah percaya kepada bourgeois Anwar.

36. Dari segi isi,Anwar sama2 tongong macam Najib, kepala lanun itu. Anwar hanya menggerhanai Najib dari segi kepetahan bercakap saja. Anwar is long in form but dismally short in substance.

37. Najib ni ada penyakit satu sen duit kerajaan . Dalam kes 1MDB dia kata tak guna 1 sen duit kerajaan. Dia mengulangi bohong ini dengan mengatakan menyelamatkan sebx tidak akan guna 1sen duit kerajaan tapi duit petronas.

38. Saya heran mengapa point ini tidak di robek2 oleh Anwar. Dia tidak tahu atau dia sama2 mekngong?

39. Petronas itu milik siapa? Dan adakah itu fungsi petronas?. Pencuci mangkuk dan cina buta setelah seb diperkosa oleh ceo nya dan bod nya? Cibai.

40. Reseb petronas bukan untuk tolong syarikat2 kroni yang nazak. Jika begitu bantulah mas, brahims,china automarive parts,barakah dsb nya.

41. Pekung pemimpin umno terbongkar dek mulut ikan keli najib. Reseb kerajan melalui mana2 glc secara umumnya- petronas, maybank, khazanah, sime darby dll digunakan untuk menyelamatkan syarikat nazak kepunyaan kroni.

42. Reseb petronas bukan duit umno yang boleh diperlakukan sesuka hati ali babavum najib razak. Duit petronas bermaksud mendanai pembangunan negeri2 seperti yang difikirkan oleh tun razak.

43. Bahkan reseb petronas misalnya, tidak semestinya hanya untuk negeri2 yang ada reseb minyak saja, tapi untuk satu malaysia. Ini kerana PDA digubal untuk 1 Malaysia.

44. Perkara ini tidak dibahaskan oleh the idiotic Anwar. Kecetekan nya ditutupi dengan ungkapan istilah forensic accounting. Dan kita dibawa bersiar2 dengan frolic anwar mengenai agihan kek vadai anwar.

45. Kalau dia membaca lapuran tahunan seb, dia tentu dapat membahas kegoblokan seb dengan lebih meyakinkan.

46. Saya telah membahas perkara2 ini dalam artikel BI saya. Kemalasan mamu anwar membaca lapuran seb menyebabkan dia menangani isu sapura secara cavalier.

47. Minta maaflah cakap, anwar menang dari segi kepetahan bercakap, ketegasan pendirian nya mengenai rasuah misalnya dan intonasi suara. Semua ini bukan nya penghujjahan tapi hanya bunga2 hiasan saja. Bercakap untuk diri saya, 'i am not impressed'.

48. Perkara pokok, yakni sapura sedikit saja disentuh. Ini meyakinkan saya, anwar hanyalah seorang latte liberal dan smoked salmon socialist yang berpura pura prorakyat tapi sebenarnya seorang comprador capitalist.

49. Akhirul kalam, saya nyatakan untuk kesekian kali, tidak ada lansung justifikasi ekonomi untuk menyelamatkan sapura. Biarkan ia kojol.