Late Night Joke

Rats and PKRians

A UMNO man from Pahang walks into a curio shop in Kuala Lumpur. Looking around at the exotica, he notices a very lifelike life-sized bronze statue of a rat. It has no price tag, but is so striking he decides he must have it. He takes it to the owner: "How much for the bronze rat?" "RM80 for the rat, RM500 for the story," says the owner. The UMNO man gives the man RM80. "I'll just take the rat, you can keep the story."

As he walks down the street carrying his bronze rat, he notices that a few real rats have crawled out of the alleys and sewers and begun following him down the street. This is disconcerting, and he begins walking faster. But within a couple of blocks, the herd of rats behind him has grown to hundreds, and they begin squealing. He begins to trot toward the Benteng area, looking around to see that the rats now number in the MILLIONS, and are squealing and coming toward him faster and faster. Concerned, even scared, he runs to the edge of the Benteng area, and throws the bronze rat as far out into the water as he can. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jump into the river after it, and are all drowned.

The UMNO man walks back to the curio shop. "Ah ha," says the owner, "you have come back for the story?" "No," says the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze statue of Anwar Ibrahim."