Hired Assassins from Mediaworld

Kickdefella has been accused of many things. He is said to be a hired assassin. Sakmongkol has given his views on the virulent attacks on thisfella.

He has been condemned especially because he has some nasty things to say of Dato Najib. Najib at the moment is sacrosanct. He is, to borrow the words of Shabery Cheek, a lembu suci.

At the moment, Najib is almost pure. He is like a virgin, who must never be deflowered. More so by a budu eating blogger. Sakmongkol’s friend, Dongtalk, has a different meaning of BUDU. Readers are invited to read the blog Smalltalk on what BUDU means.

Almost everyone else seem to be adopting a common strategy of less said about Najib, the better. This is very strange. As a diversionary strategy, now hear this people!- paid assassins from the other side, are using the ancient Chinese stratagem of Li dai tao jiang- sacrifice the plum tree for the peach tree.

Obviously, the peach tree which must be protected is Dato Najib. The plum tree can be any fool who are dispensable. Zahid Hamidi, the professed Ghurkha of Dato Najib has exuberantly volunteered to take the heat away from his master. Many years ago, in 1995 to be exact, Zahid Hamidi went on stage in the dewan in Pekan and declared, rather conceitedly, that he is Dato Najib’s Ghurka.

The stage is set for a grueling battle royale. It is painted so. It will be treated as such in the next few days. People will form the impression that the number 2 position is more important than number 1. indeed many fools are doing exactly that. Except for Muhyiddin. He is not a fool.

Many people are going for the deputy presidents post. The haste by which everyone seems to signal their intentions can only mean that Pak lah will decline any offers to run as UMNO president.

The room is about to be crowded for the deputy president’s post. We must assume that Pak Lah will give in, despite the disavowals, prayers and entreaties of Messrs. Khairi, Kamal and Nana Reezal.

Sakmongkol has only this question to ask? Why has there been silence on the post of president? The answer it seems, is that it appears there is a conspiracy of sorts to take the heat off the top post. Every journalist worth their miserable salt, as if on cue, veers away from discussing the top post. This has the effect of drawing attention away from the only post that matters in UMNO- the president’s post.

This avoidance will take the heat off Dato Najib. Needless to say, the less said about the top post the better. Therefore, as if in concert, people will concentrate on the number 2 post and hope those uninitiated, the mindless UMNO rank and file, the UMNO John Q’s, will fix their attention to the number 2 post. Hello! The number 2 post is only ceremonial. The real deal is the number 1 post.

What is the best red herring? By elevating the importance of the number 2 post. By doing an artful smokescreen. Those personalities eager to secure the number 2 position are given extra attention. The whole idea actually, is to make things easy for Dato Najib.Enter the hired assassins from mediaworld.

Today, in the star, the journalist Jocelyn Tan offered her take on the race for deputy’s president’s post. She has portrayed Zahid Hamidi, the first to announce his stupidity, as a most LIKEABLE person. Now Sakmomgkol knows J. Tan uses spectacles. But by saying that Zahid, the satay seller and street mugger is likeable, she must be using blinkers.

Perhaps readers should know, that when J. Tan writes glowingly of Zahid, who was once the political secretary of Dato Najib, she may in fact may have been prodded on by Najib’s people. Not many people can ignore the fact that J Tan has been covering Najib and his spouse for a long time. Judging from the adulatory coverage given to the two, one would be forgiven for thinking that J Tan is on retainer by Najib and company. Now, let’s hear people say she is getting kickbacks. Sakmomngkol wants to hear it from the quick draw McGraws.

J. Tan is on all counts, a female attack dog from Najib’s kennel. A dog’s bite, irrespective of gender, is painful. But sangmongkol is also aware that a female dog is also called a bitch. Therefore, if Sakmongkol is feeling mean, he will say that J tan is the attack bitch of Najib and company. And today, Sakmongkol is feeling mangy.