Divine SD

Statutory Declaration of the Divine Kind.

A well known artist in Kuantan, who is also an UMNO member, was so disillusioned about money politics and has made a suggestion.

His suggestion is as follows. At one time, UMNO was so obsessed with making sumpahs or oath declarations. People demand swearing in the mosques and suraus. UMNO for instance, called upon the habitual liar Anwar Ibrahim to perform mubahalah. He of course hid behind the robes of certain ulamaks who offered 1001 reasons why mubahalah need not be performed. Since then, everyone has forgotten about mubahalah. People has even forgotten about the unilateral mubahalah done by one Saiful. Yes- the man boy who said he was sodomised by brother Anwar.

So this artist, who is also an UMNO member suggests that all UMNO delegates swear on the Quran as follows:-

1. That they did not sell their votes for money and they must swear it on pain of divine retribution on them and their issues for 3 generations hence. That is, if they swore on the Quran, they did not sell their votes for money, whereas in fact they did, then they invoke God to punish them and 3 generations following them.
2. The contestants must also swear on the Quran they did not pay delegates for votes and if they did, God will punish them and 3 generations following them.
3. the delegates and contestants in the coming March 2009 UMNO General Assembly will swear on the Quran upon pain of immediate divine retribution that they will not sell and buy votes.
4. the oaths and sumpahs they take shall be binding upon them and 3 generations following them.

Sakmongkol finds himself in agreement with this artist and would like to see UMNO delegates and contestants take up his challenge.

But Sakmongkol would prefer another test of innocence. Both delegates and contestants agree to drink paraquat to prove their innocence. If they did not engage in any corrupt transactions of votes buying and selling, they will survive drinking the paraquat. If they do not, UMNO will get rid of the scourge of money politics and also the sources of the UMNO disease.