One swallow does not a summer make. Tales by an unknown Malaysian. No. 13

1. The UMNO victory at nenggiri doesn't remove the fact that UMNO is the most destructive force to the Malay community and Malaysia .

2. The other destructive force is PAS. It's the two sides of the same coin. One leverages on neo principles, the other on religious fascism .

3. It's a clash between 2 falsehoods. In the nenggiri case, the party that promote the greater falsehood, won. I was wrong in my prediction but I hold my perception about UMNOs neo Nazism principles and Zahids untrustworthy nature to be true.

4. Come on, don't tell me the question about UMNOs self worth or maruah only rears its head only in nenggiri where it won. At other places like kemaman, kkb and sungai bakap, UMNO hides its maruah in its pants.

5. So hold you horses Mr umno sec gen- one swallow does not a summer make. Umno is synonymous with corruption, abuse of power, subversion of the law and general lawlessness. Where has UMNO got self worth or maruah?

6. The amour propre of UMNO is that of a thief, when not caught thinks he is the most honest person.

7. So don't pontificate to us about morality. People from UMNO are the last persons to do that .

8. If the UMNO secgen now finds the courage to talk about maruah, it confirms that all the while UMNO has no maruah. At nenggiri, it secures power by any means necessary.

9. We are not impressed when umno start listing the factors leading to their victory. There were no magical factors accounting for their victory la . They used the same underhanded tactics as usual.

10. Umno did as what Blackadder of the comedy series Blackadder did. First it says it will campaign on issues not personalities. They had none of both. 2nd, we will offer the people, the only fresh menu on the plate. That's not unique because PAS offered the same thing.

11. It's the 3rd reason which was the deciding factor at nenggiri. 3rd of course,we will cheat. Umno cannot win unless it cheats .

12. Don't piously and endearingly say , oh it's because UMNO finds it more effective giving ceramahs to small groups and being good neighbors visiting people and perhaps kissing them on their cheeks.

13. Sure, UMNO people pretend to be good neighbors but they bring along gifts, grocery items, cooking equipments such as microwave ovens and perhaps envelopes containing 'denak' money.

14. Some other idiots say there were at least 10 reasons contributing to UMNOs victory. They can't hide the proud and triumphant declaration of these points . 10 sacred reasons.

15. The reasons include the active participation of various state UMNOs, ceramahs in small groups, adopting households etc.

16. Umno people from other states would adopt a particular are and do their stuff.

17. Well, that's a lot of bull. Umno has been doing all that in every election. Some worked but many don't and were ineffective.

18. The methods worked in Nenggiri. They were ineffective in Sungai Bakap. Irrelevant in kkb. Worked strenuously in pelangai. It won there but it's majority was reduced. They failed completely in Kemaman . So UMNOs methods are not universally applicable.

19. Really, UMNOs methods worked in nenggiri because of the Tengku Razaleigh Hamzah factor .

20. The victory in nenggiri proved without a doubt, that the hermit of langgak golf has substantial influence in civet cat cave, nenggiri included .

21. But friends , Malaysians and countrymen, lend me your ears. TRH is an endemic species. He exists only in and for Gua Musang. His influence envelopes Gua Musang and its DUN constituencies.

22. There's no another TRH elsewhere in the country for UMNO. Which means, the victory in nenggiri cannot be necessarily replicated elsewhere. But you can't expect the UMNO inbreds to know this, can you?

23. So the UMNO audience and other cerebrally challenged malays can continue to listen to the BS to be issued forth from the youtubes of Laurel Lokman and Hardie hijaz.

24. Also, don't you think that if you have the secret recipe to win, it would be stupid of you to spill the beans in public? The UMNO penchant for misinforming people knows no bounds!

25. The real reasons for the victory I suspect, are reasons not told to the public. These include bribing voters, giving gifts, grocery items, cooking instruments, tvs, microwave ovens and other freebies. So umno people, don't overestimate your victory in nenggiri. Pay attention to the saying, one swallow does not a summer make.

26. It seems the saying is ignored and is falling on deaf ears. Umno men and women, stop being sanctimonious mofos. Stop giving us the red herring reasons to hide your true turd self .

27. The victory at nenggiri has caused UMNO to revert to its usual conceited, entitled hideous self. UMNOs victory is causing UMNO to become the belligerent and bellicose party that it truly is . Thea leopard can never changed its spots

28. One victory has emboldened and is causing UMNO to become its antagonistic, quarrelsome, mutinous and petulant self. Success at nenggiri has gone to its head.

29. Prompted by this victory, we can already hear some swashbuckling voices emanating from the conference of UMNO inbreds over the past 3 days. As usual, what's supposed to come out from the posterior comes out from the mouth .

30. We will list some idiotic noises coming from the PAU , on which we shall comment only briefly.

31. First, there some contestable statements coming from UMNOs maniacal youth head. Umno must regain it's dominance, UMNO reserve the right to work with other than PH, UMNO is prepared to contest alone in GE16, the youth wing endorse Mr X to contest in Tanjung buy election not by you know.

32. It's not as if you will something, it becomes. It's not as if you say Kun, things will be. Umno is 3 million strong but there are 29 other Malaysians whose approval you require , here major!

33. If you think by just will-ing it, it will become you are really delusional. That UMNO reserves the right to work or sleep with anyone is prepared to contest alone , UMNO d must have its head examined.thats a veiled threat to PH which YAB wazir Nana Non must take note.

34. PH has not even decided on whom will contest in makhota, UMNO and UMNO youth in particular wants one Syed Hussein to contest there. As usual, true to its character, umno wants as of right, to put their man as candidate in makhota. Hold your dicks please. Let PH decides. Amanah too has got valid reasons to want it's candidate there.

35. It's a mistake to extrapolate it's victory in nenggiri as ensuring continued success for UMNO. Malays will not come back in droves to support UMNO. Remember, Gua Musang has a Trh, what's in makhota? Nasi ambeng?

36. Frisky and itchified wanita says, let's ignore PN. They must be election deniers. Didn't PN now is effectively replacing UMNO as the spokesperson ? And didn't PN won more seats that the meagre number that UMNO won? So ignore PN at it's peril. You are not aware that PN is creeping behind you and lifting your sarong!

37. Umno is really a political party where the constellation of anarchists take place. The majority of its leadership knows of no law except the law that favours them. The law is only just if it benefits them . Power to them authorizes them to plunder the country. They are also a cocksure lot

38. UMNO does not recognize any laws other than those that favour them. If they don't favour them, the law is not just. For example, the law is just only if it exonerates Najib, ignores the crime committed, pardoned and freed. Malays are seemingly entitled to break the law and are entitled to be pardoned thereafter. The point is, malays are not, only UMNO leaders are .
39. The recent UMNO general assembly was an occasion where it flashes its calling card. It's saying:-
40. We reject the election results. The voters are stupid. We are still dominant. We reserve the right to work with fellow racists. Or we go solo in the 16GE.
41. We are racists. We apologise only to malays. Other Malaysians can fuck off. We are entitled to plunder the country's coffers. That's hak istimewa UMNO .
42. The law cannot touch us. We will ask Najib be pardoned and freed. So that he can guide us to plunder properly


43. So friends and countrymen, let's ask these questions. Is UMNO qualified to form the next government without being xenophobic racists, can it be a government that takes care of all of us , can it be fair and does not favour itself or its friends, not compromise on corruption, uphold the rule of law etc?

44. If the answers to most of these questions are in the negative, let us all read the last rites for UMNO.

45. After doing a cost benefit analysis, I'd rather stick with the government of Nana Non .

UMNO at Nenggiri. The charge of the light brigade seems a sound military decision. Tales by an unknown Malaysian. No. 12

1. Let me be crystal clear. In the nenggiri elections, it's not that I support pas. It's that I don't want UMNO to win.

2. When I hear pas or on campaigning, I hear a lot of rubbish. But with UMNO, what's supposed to come out from the posterior of the anatomy, comes out from its mouth .

3. It's therefore a question of a lesser of two evils. PN is less evil than UMNO at nenggiri.

4. Have you ever wondered about the more absence of Tengku Razaleigh? He's the pengarah pilihanraya Nenggiri. But his absence far outweighs his nominal presence. He was appointed the advisor to UMNO. But his advice is more often ignored . The elder statesman is just a trophy. Or like the malays say, he is like a Quran buruk .

5. You can use it. But you can't discard it away either. So you wrap it in a cloth and keep it high on a shelve. So that people or animals don't walk over it.

6. I am sure, how he is treated is not lost on the hermit of langgak golf.

7. The gentleman in Malaysian politics is the only leader who genuinely wants the malays move up the social ladder HONOURABLY. And for all Malaysians in general. Truly he is the PM we were denied.

8. He has lost UMNO of old. The UMNO now, is the UMNO hijacked by buccaneers, plunderers, robbers and men with no ethics. UMNO is the rancid food when consumed, gives you a violent tummy ache .

9. Umno is toxic and a cyanide poison to the Malay community. You gradually die or suffer instant death. Associating with UMNO robs you independent thinking. You become just digits to be manipulated by people like wak47 and bosskue

10. What accounts for this toxicity which UMNO brings? In a nutshell, is it's neo nazi version of the 3Rs .

11. But first we must get out of the mental rut and mental block of believing that only UMNO represents the ideal of race religion and royalty .

12. Every Malaysian has varying levels of affinity to the 3Rs. UMNO claims to be the sole spokesman for the 3Rs and more disastrous, gives the 3Rs the neo nazi flavour .

13. If you were to ask Ambiga and Kit Siang whether they are nationalists, they will unequivocally say yes they are. But not in the way UMNO wants them to be.

14. UMNO doesn't want us to be nationalists but neo Nazi nationalists. It's brand of nationalism finds expression in ordinary things, like condemning Hannah Yeoh for congratulating the Thai badminton player. Preventing Hannah from doing that is like condoning Hitler for not shaking Jesse Owens's hand.

15. Umno doesn't want people to have faith, but wants people to believe in the way it does.

16. UMNO doesn't want people to be loyal subjects to the king but unquestioning dolts like it wants people to be.

17. That's the neo nazi flavoured 3Rs UMNO wants us to live by. Well, in this zaman sains and Tekno coli, where people no longer live in the stone age, umno is becoming increasingly irrelevant.

18. Whatever UMNO does, all the sly and underhanded tactics at nenggiri, it's like the charge of the light brigade. An exercise in futility!

19. Not because pas is a better party. The campaigns done by the discredited Anuar Musang and friends and the ularmaks of pas were also rubbish . But pas is the lesser evil .

20. You can see the writing on the wall. When umno loses it will blame tengku razaleigh. TRH didn't perform as the pengarah pilihanraya. At nomination day he was not around. At the UMNO candidate's first walk about he didn't participate. It was wak47 who declared the candidate as TRH' s choice. Tengku did not say anything about this. Ever wondered why?

21. It means that even TRH thinks that the election at nenggiri is a gone case. How can a candidate mired in the scandals in felcra and Kedar be TRH's choice?

22. The people of nenggiri has been lied to by wak47. Lying is 2nd nature to the Javanese neanderthal. Here's why.

23. Didn't wak penorogo and the bugis modern day pirate go to TRH's house bringing the message that UMNOs politburo has endorsed the Kelantan prince as PM? 2 weeks later wak47 made a detour and endorsed weakling Ismail Sabri as PM.

24. Wak jahid must have realised that TRH is not a puppet with which you can pull strings or a buffalo whose nostrils you can shove a rope through. But with Ismail Sabri , UMNO and Zahid can disrespect and trivialize at any time .

25. That's the kind of UMNO that is being offered to the people of nenggiri. A party led by a habitual liar and a party which is a constellation of the bottom feeders of society. Umno has no future .

26. Some people say that UMNO can win X number of seats in GE16 and a feller from UMNO will be PM 11.

27. That's delusional thinking. With it's toxicity and neo Nazi 3Rs, UMNO will be lucky to win 15 seats.

28. It's also a kind of thinking that can't shake off it's entitlement mentality. A person from UMNO is somehow entitled as of right to become PM. God is an UMNO member kah?

29. Then there is this hope that UMNO will rise. That's a wet dream of that person. Hope is for losers. Winners work for something . Work, as opposed to being given gratuitously, is anathema to UMNO.

30. I am a Malay too. I just don't subscribe to UMNOs vulgar thinking. That's all!

Zahid the puppet master. Trusting a backstabber. Tales by an unknown Malaysian. No. 11

1. Wak47 is his moronic self again. He proudly proclaims that he was the chief/chip puppet master who plotted to oust mamu Mahathir.

2. He did that not because he loves mamu less but because he loves UMNO more. It's for the same reason he expels some undesirables from sacrosanct UMNO.

3. It's therefore possible that he plots to keep bosskue to continue spending a much needed sojourn at Kajang Hilton. Red lips Najib, the Bugis modern day pirate has become a risk and liability to UMNO .

4. Najib is exposing UMNO as consisting of leaders who plunder, steal and Rob the country. So in order to make UMNO continue to be seen as sacrosanct and pious and everything good to malays, Najib must not be allowed to speak. It is useful to UMNO if Najib stays in Kajang.

5. As usual Zahid spoke in his conceited, pompous and braggadocios manner. This reflected his uncouth passage to adulthood .

6. It's obvious the PhD scholarly refineness has not rub off stinky tempe eating Zahid. He spoke in his thuggish street fighter style. 7. Deception, plotting and scheming is a badge of honor for Zahid. If the UMNO audience accepts this, it means all these sly means are UMNOs stock in trade .

8. It means that both Zahid and UMNO cannot be trusted. Yet this is the person and party that Nana Non trusts .

9. It's not for nothing, Machiavelli wrote, the fatal mistakes you make , is to invite your enemy to share power with you. You may even sleep using the same pillow but you dream different dreams.

10. This question of trustworthiness affects Nana Nons political longevity. I hope he is conscious of the dagger pointing at his heart .

11. You see, by his nasi kandaq negligence, he has allowed the institutions controlling the Malay base to be in UMNOs control. Look at Mara, Felda Felcra, Risda and others. Itu hang punya funeral la. Saya ingatkan saja.

12. On a wider scale, Zahid and UMNO are toxic to Malay wellbeing. Deception , scheming, plotting and slyness are asked to be extolled as virtues and values honourable. The most appropriate response is to REJECT Zahid.

Those whom God wishes to destroy, he first makes lose rationality. Tales by an unknown Malaysian. No. 10

1. Have you heard of the Latin phrase like 'quos Deus vult orrdere, Perdere, Prius dementat? Those whom God wishes to destroy, He first deprives of reason'.

2. Or, if I were to be blunt, it means your asininity, imbecility, idiocy and plain stupidity will eventually catch up with you.

3. That's what happened to the stupidest yayasan anda former student, now unfortunately, our DPM.

4. At a rally,' solidarity with the Palestinians' wak47, the thug and the rough and tumble politician among others, shouted like a braying donkey, hidup Israel!

5. Sure, we know it was a slippage of the forked tongue, but he did not apologize for the horrific faux pas. Nor did the others present, including his teacher at Yayasan anda , PMX corrected him. It's a though the others were saying, lu punya kubor la wak.

6. It's a sign that his brain is watery. When he speaks he does not engage the brakes. He is careless and likes listening to his own voice.

7. That's a strong caveat for me, don't know about you. If wak47 speaks without a script or a teleprompter, it's likely that he is talking cock or mostly lying.

8. But more importantly to me, it's a sign of mental infirmity. Is this dude suited to be our DPM. Hello, nana non, show me your friends and I'll tell you who you are.

9. You are not exactly like the statue of liberty, with Lazarus s poem declaring:-

10. Give me your poor, your huddled masses, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore, the homeless, tempest lost ...

11. Instead you collect the UMNO thugs, the layabouts, the rejects , the no credibility crowd. U punya Hal la!

12. The more popular version of the Latin saying has it like those who he wants to destroy, He first makes mad. I wouldn't go as far as saying that wak is mad. However that is an ominous sign.

13. Perhaps that is an omen that will eventually see Zahid finished off. More importantly, with the expiration of Zahid, is the divine will that UMNO too succumbs. If that is God's will, which mortal can stop it?

14. While there appears that there is no one of national repute to replace wak47 as UMNO president, there is no denying that UMNO is led by a boring conceited yobo whose mental wholesomeness is suspect. The rendition of his speech is the usual UMNO speak that sees the audience as simple minded and unquestioning digits.

15. The first impending destruction of wak47 indicating his Prius dementat or impairment of his reason will be the imminent loss of Nenggiri.

16. There are a few reasons that will result in UMNOs defeat in Nenggiri. I shall cite a few.

17. It's the same old same old UMNO that is approaching Nenggiri. It's adapt or perish. It's not just saying UMNO has a secret strategy, it will win as a matter of course.

18. Umno uses the old and antiquated strategy of driving a wedge in it's opponent. It says Bersatu and pas are at odds. That's UMNOs broken record. Nobody listens to it anymore.

19. Then it stages a mass desertion of Bersatu members to UMNO. Hello, these deserters may be excess baggage only. So the riff raffs join UMNO, not strengthening but weakening it. But you can't expect wak47 to read this.

20. To rely on one person's influence and aura as a reason UMNO will win Nenggiri is stupid. TRH is the only Malay leader who genuinely wants to help Malays in particular and Malaysians in general, but his efforts are undermined by impertinent UMNO people with self interests.

21. Many UMNO people without an inkling about UMNOs history regard TRH as an 'old Quran ' and therefore trivialize his contributions. Only a few elevate his importance at Nenggiri but I am afraid that's a little and too late .the die is already cast. Nenggiri is a bridge too far for UMNO.

22. Trying to elevate the importance of ku li only for Nenggiri's sake but at other times ignoring the elder statesman is farcical on UMNOs part. But that is UMNO character.

23. Believe you me when I say now everyone says that Ku Li's influence will pull UMNO through, but when it loses, everyone will blame the hermit of langgak golf.

24. Have you heard about the theory of rational expectations in Economics? In a nutshell, it says people learnt from past experience, expect a certain course of action, then accordingly respond rationally in an appropriate manner.

25. Something similar is at work in politics. People know what UMNO has done in the past, see them done at Nenggiri and therefore people will respond rationally and act appropriately. The most appropriate response is to REJECT UMNO!

26. For these reasons, despite of some luminaries talking about some esoteric secret strategies of UMNO and despite some people's wet dream that UMNO will rise erect again, at Nenggiri it will bite the dust !

27. So u see, it's not only Zahid that God wishes to destroy but together with him UMNO. Both behave in unexpected ways ,all which add up to Prius dement at.

Nenggiri - UMNOs battle of Trafalgar and it's Achilles heel.

1. At the onset, let me say that UMNO will lose the Nenggiri seat in Gua Musang . Even before entering the ring, UMNO is a house in disarray. It will not be able to stand the turbulence .

2. Let us analyse a few things to humour ourselves while drinking our teh Tarik.

3. First, there are flyers telling 4 people to stay out of the Nenggiri election. That included lapiji . probably fearing another bahlul remark. The UMNO presideng,wak47 was quick to say that was the work of poison pen letters

4. I was told by UMNO people that, that was the work of UMNOs own dirty tricks department, it's psywar department consisting of its paid cyber troopers.

5. If that was true, UMNO is using old antiquated and the usual tired ways to campaign. That is the UMNO way true of its character of resisting adaptation . Hence contrary to what wak is saying in Johor, UMNO approaches Nenggiri, using its old ways

6. So despite the UMNO President's pious and big talk, UMNO approaches Nenggiri as an old grizzled hobo . It will be fossilized in Nenggiri.

7. Nenggiri will be UMNOs Trafalgar and it's Achilles heel. Together with the impending loss will silence the UMNO presideng, the shrilled-voice secgen, the pontian gnome, the Balding UMNO veteran and regrettably embarass the hermit of langgak golf

8. Then we hear the same braggadocios talk from the pontian gnome. When he said UMNO can win in style in Nenggiri, what he actually meant, was that UMNO will lose miserably.

9. Didn't he say the same thing in kemaman? The same fate and outcome will befall UMNO at Nenggiri.

10. As usual, UMNO is its usual delusional and election deny-er self. It lives on past achievements to win. They are necessary but not sufficient, boh

11. That, however is the typical UMNO way of thinking. Living on its past laurels , expecting dumb Malays to vote them in.

12. People are no longer stupid nor are they living in the past. They are more concerned with the NOW.

13. The NOW UMNO is a boring, conceited and entitled as of right bastard. Just because they expect to be voted in, doesn't me it will be so. People see UMNO as a constellation mostly of corrupt persons, plunderers, embezzlers etc . It has all the reasons to be rejected.

14. Looking at the most basic level, the presence of DAP is superfluous. The population at Nenggiri is 100% Malay. What stories can DAP tell?

15. I look at from a different angle. There are valuable inputs that DAP can put in. It can talk about the dangers of morbid and xenophobic nationalism. It can talk about religious and cultural bigotry. It can talked about share prosperity. It can talk about how to manage the economy , combating corruption etc. The presence of DAP is not superfluous after all.

16. UMNO alone can't talk about these. UMNO is about privileges, entitlement, morbid nationalism, religious bigotry and claims about royalty to the king more than everyone else.

17. Certainly you can't listen to the stories from UMNOs Laurel and Hardie -laurel Lokman and Hardie Hijaz.

18. The hard truth is that any stories told by UMNO are no longer believable. It can bring in the cavalry, the maniacal youth head, the pontian gnome, the cleft lip Johore speaker or the shrill voiced UMNO sec gen. It won't be able to stop the inevitable.

19. So when wak47 tells UMNO will implement a number of things if it wins Nenggiri, that promise has become a joke while eating nasi kerabu. He should have promised a 47 bucket list of things to do .

20. And if UMNO thinks it can seduced and enticed the voter by sending in tight kebaya dressed putri, PAS can always counter that by sending in their Abe Jak characters. They will then streak to show their masculine apparatuses.

21. For UMNO, it's a lost cause. It's not a question of the credibility of the candidates now. The UMNO candidate may be good person, but is in the wrong parti. He may have the WALI qualities, but the party is a sinner !

22. Umno now represents all the debauchery, all that is despicable and despisable, bad and revolting to us.

23. Rule bender, law breaker, the corrupt, the plunderer, bad governance, racial hegemony, entitled groups, privilege etc. All that is against the charter of free men. The vulgar usage of the 3Rs, and so on.

24. PAS may have most of these attributes, but these slacks are compensated by its religious evangelism. Compared to PAS, umno is a heathen.

25. On a personal note, I would be happy if dap stays out of the nenggiri elections. Then when umno loses, it won't have the Dap as it's whipping boy and scapegoat.

26. Relations between the DAP and umno at federal level is lukewarm. They are not exactly sleeping under the same blanket. They may share the same bed, but each dream different dreams

27. The moniker UMDAP is the creation of inbreds, those expelled from UMNO, the desperados wanting to find an easy and convenient excuse to rationalise UMNOs loss .

28. Didn't UMNO lose badly in the 15GE without even associating with the DAP? So how is it's alliance with the DAP under PH now be the reason for it's dismal performance?

29. People like anuar Musa, shahidan and isham jalil are probably talking as a result of stirrings in their loins.

30. Umno is entering the nenggiri elections as a house divided. I have already told you, if UMNO doesn't quarrel with others, they quarrel among themselves.

31. Many are disputing the advice of tengku Razaleigh Hamzah. The impertinent UMNO young boys are not giving the proper homage and respect to TRH.

32. What's more important that can explain his absence from the many meetings UMNO have at nenggiri?

33. He has all but given up on UMNO. It's like saying do la what you all think . Gapo lagu tu?

34. The UMNO he now knows is no longer the UMNO he knows that was led by Tengku Abdul Rahman, Tun Razak or tun Hussein Onn. It's hijacked by the corrupt, the mediocre and the joes wanting to make hay while it shines.

35. If I may say so, dear TRH, it's the UMNO you have lost. The UMNO now is the legacy of the doctor who sells Panadol.

36. Nenggiri, I am afraid will be UMNOs battle of Trafalgar and it's Achilles heel.